Download or read book Don t Make Me Use My Embalmer Voice written by Creative Juices Publishing and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-01-28 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lined 6x9 journal with 108 blank pages. This is the perfect and inexpensive birthday, Anniversary, Valentine's day, or any occasion gift for embalmers to doodle, sketch, put stickers, write memories, or take notes in.
Download or read book Don t Make Me Use My Embalmer Voice Blank Lined Novelty Office Humor Themed Notebook to Write In Versatile Wide Ruled Interior Modern Lettering written by Witty Workplace Journals and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-03-20 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lighten up those Monday morning meetings with this funny notebook. The versatile interior can be used for anything from minutes of meetings to creative note taking, writing down your thoughts, brainstorming or simply venting about a bad day at work! This notebook would also make a great gift for your boss or colleagues. Features: Blank lined notebook 110 pages
Download or read book Confessions of a Funeral Director written by Caleb Wilde and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-09-26 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The blogger behind Confessions of a Funeral Director—what Time magazine called a "must read"—reflects on mortality and the powerful lessons death holds for every one of us in this compassionate and thoughtful spiritual memoir that combines the humor and insight of Smoke Gets in Your Eyes with the poignancy and brevity of When Breath Becomes Air. We are a people who deeply fear death. While humans are biologically wired to evade death for as long as possible, we have become too adept at hiding from it, vilifying it, and—when it can be avoided no longer—letting the professionals take over. Sixth-generation funeral director Caleb Wilde understands this reticence and fear. He had planned to get as far away from the family business as possible. He wanted to make a difference in the world, and how could he do that if all the people he worked with were . . . dead? Slowly, he discovered that caring for the deceased and their loved ones was making a difference—in other people’s lives to be sure, but it also seemed to be saving his own. A spirituality of death began to emerge as he observed: The family who lovingly dressed their deceased father for his burial The act of embalming a little girl that offered a gift back to her grieving family The nursing home that honored a woman’s life by standing in procession as her body was taken away The funeral that united a conflicted community Through stories like these, told with equal parts humor and poignancy, Wilde offers an intimate look into the business and a new perspective on living and dying
Download or read book Don t Make Me Use My Embalmer Voice Blank Lined Novelty Office Humor Themed Notebook to Write In With a Versatile Wide Ruled Interior Pink Letterin written by Witty Workplace Journals and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-03-20 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lighten up those Monday morning meetings with this funny notebook. The versatile interior can be used for anything from minutes of meetings to creative note taking, writing down your thoughts, brainstorming or simply venting about a bad day at work! This notebook would also make a great gift for your boss or colleagues. Features: Blank lined notebook 110 pages
Download or read book Don t Make Me Use My Embalmer Voice Blank Lined Novelty Office Humor Themed Notebook to Write In With a Versatile Wide Rule Interior Neutral Color written by Witty Workplace Journals and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-03-20 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lighten up those Monday morning meetings with this funny notebook. The versatile interior can be used for anything from minutes of meetings to creative note taking, writing down your thoughts, brainstorming or simply venting about a bad day at work! This notebook would also make a great gift for your boss or colleagues. Features: Blank lined notebook 110 pages
Download or read book Don t Make Me Use My Embalmer Voice Blank Lined Novelty Office Humor Themed Notebook to Write In With a Practical and Versatile Wide Rule Interior written by Witty Workplace Journals and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-03-20 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lighten up those Monday morning meetings with this funny notebook. The versatile interior can be used for anything from minutes of meetings to creative note taking, writing down your thoughts, brainstorming or simply venting about a bad day at work! This notebook would also make a great gift for your boss or colleagues. Features: Blank lined notebook 110 pages
Download or read book Smoke Gets in Your Eyes And Other Lessons from the Crematory written by Caitlin Doughty and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 2014-09-15 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Morbid and illuminating" (Entertainment Weekly)—a young mortician goes behind the scenes of her curious profession. Armed with a degree in medieval history and a flair for the macabre, Caitlin Doughty took a job at a crematory and turned morbid curiosity into her life’s work. She cared for bodies of every color, shape, and affliction, and became an intrepid explorer in the world of the dead. In this best-selling memoir, brimming with gallows humor and vivid characters, she marvels at the gruesome history of undertaking and relates her unique coming-of-age story with bold curiosity and mordant wit. By turns hilarious, dark, and uplifting, Smoke Gets in Your Eyes reveals how the fear of dying warps our society and "will make you reconsider how our culture treats the dead" (San Francisco Chronicle).
Download or read book The Embalmer written by Sharon Henry and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2010-02 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Embalmer is about one man's journey to overcome his Claustrophobic disease so that he can support his wife and kids. After obtaining a job at a funeral home Tome Sindler experiences what no claustrophobic person would ever envision happening to them - love, sacrifice and betrayal.
Download or read book An Embalmer s Tales written by Wes Scantlin and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-03-01 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In depth look at funeral practices complete with scenes, causes of death, treatment of remains and disposition of them. written by a funeral service professional on a very personal level. Different from anything you've ever read before. Haunting and sometimes macabre with occassional dark humor.
Download or read book Casket Case written by Fran Rizer and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008-10-07 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The town’s beloved pharmacist has been found floating face down in his hot tub. Callie has to wonder if the kind man who has helped her all her life died of natural causes, or if his seemingly distraught young wife had a hand in his death. But the pharmacist’s death is only the first untimely demise to keep the mortuary busy. Next, the hateful real estate agent who's been pestering Callie's friend Jane to vacate winds up with her skull bashed in at the foot of Jane's steps. Callie feels like she's getting nowhere in her investigations—but someone else seems to think she knows too much. All signs point to a con game gone dangerously wrong. Now it’s up to Callie to catch a killer before she winds up being fitted for her own casket.
Download or read book Embalming Is Not a Sport written by Arlin D. Menager and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2001-02-20 with total page 199 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cavitt Izon Breeze was born with a relatively rare eye disorder called micropthalmia, which means he has been totally blind since birth. At the very beginning of his life family member started to lay the framework for him to one day become totally independent. This independence requires preparing his mind, body, and spirit to respond to each life's event with proper thoughts, feelings, and behaviors in order to ensure proper development of his physical, emotional, cognitive, social, and moralistic well-being. These areas of development are the main subject of this book. Each issue, experience, accomplishment, and failure shared by the blind people in this book are addressed to Cavitt, who is five years old, but are applicable to any child who is blind and entering the pathway to independence. The stories you will read in this book are about real people with one thing in common, blindness. Some, like little Cavitt they were blind from birth. Others became blind shortly after birth but do not remember ever seeing. They all have a message, "I did it my way, and here is my way." These unique people, who are blind, expressed their mental and emotional selves in a manner that illustrated the physical, psychological, intellectual, social, and moralistic situations in their lives. They showed a willingness to live a life to its fullest despite their handicap.
Download or read book Embalmer Adult Coloring Book written by Embalmer Passion Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-04 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 Gift For Embalmer In this adult coloring book we have put together tons of hilarious Embalmer puns, artworks etc. This makes for the perfect gift for any Embalmer. What's Inside... 25 hilarious and relatable phrases, puns etc with abstract designs and intricate details Single-sided 8.5" x 11" (22cm x 28cm) coloring pages that allow for the pages to be removed Suitable for markers, felt tips, gel pens, coloring pencils etc "Instant Embalmer, Just add coffee" "Don't make me use my Embalmer voice" Please see the back cover for preview Each page is designed with beautiful patterns, swirls,, mandalas, flowers etc... color away while letting the steam out. Being an Embalmer can be extremly stressful so enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this brilliant anti-stress therapy. Release your stress in the most enjoyable way possible. Order now and get started.
Download or read book No Answer at Heaven s Door written by Roland Verfaillie and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-11-03 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No Answer at Heaven's Door is an exploration of the mysteries surrounding death. As the protagonist gives up the spirit, his journey just begins. But as with all journeys it will end. And the answer to the mystery of where it will end awaits you.
Download or read book Regulations of Various Federal Regulatory Agencies and Their Effect on Small Business Washington D C November 13 1975 January 21 22 February 4 and 5 1976 written by United States. Congress. House. Committee on Small Business. Subcommittee on Activities of Regulatory Agencies and published by . This book was released on 1976 with total page 780 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Download or read book Regulations of Various Federal Regulatory Agencies and Their Effect on Small Business written by United States. Congress. House. Committee on Small Business. Subcommittee on Activities of Regulatory Agencies and published by . This book was released on 1975 with total page 782 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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