Download or read book Divine Space Gods II Revolution for Dummies written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Keila is the perfect revolutionary: Lacking things like intelligence, sanity or common sense, She has something far more important: plot armour and the telepathic help of Rangda, the evil space demon! This book is the sequel to Divine Space Gods: Abraham’s Follies and is dark comedy parody on The Divine Sedition by the same author. It’s the year 2872 and the young, beautiful, and utterly insane Keila Eisenstein is on the run from her long-time stalker, Rear Admiral Bjorn Muller. Escaping him for the umpteenth time, Keila crashes down on the asteroid colony Eden, most famous for the long running reality show “The Bronze Age Fools” Convinced that Eden is her destiny, Keila kills “The Bronze Age Fools” unwitting main star Abraham Goldstein, which forces the show to cancel. Keila then fakes her own death by deleting her social media account and instructs her lover Metatron to release a press release blaming the cancellation of the show on Bjorn Muller. Bjorn, who is convinced that Keila is dead, as he can’t imaging her willingly deleting her SpaceBook account, goes back to Earth for a holiday. The holiday is ruined as Bjorn is blamed for causing the cancellation of everyone’s favourite show! Being “dead”, Keila builds up a revolutionary movement against the ruling Terran Council. Despite her lack of intelligence or common sense, her plot armour is leading her on the way, and with the help from the evil space demon Rangda, she is poised to free humanity from the oppression of the incompetent array of villains that make up the Terran Council. But, is relying on an evil space demon to free humanity from a group of plutocratic oppressors really a good idea?

Download or read book Divine Space Gods Abraham s Follies written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on 2018-11-20 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Far enough in the future for anything to be conceivable, the ridiculously wealthy and dementia-ridden villain Abraham Goldstein, is defrauded by a shrewd scientist Jack Brown into funding an implausible "secret" project to travel to heaven and meet God! Against all logic the machine end up working and Abraham finds out that the god is dead, and that Yahweh in his suicide letter was kind enough to leave the schematics for the mind control chip he used to convince Bronze Age humans that he was a god. Having these schematics Abraham sets his mind for a new project To create an artificial Bronze Age world where he can be God over it's inhabitants. Along the way he faces many highly amusing scenarios such as problem with the henchmen union, unfortunate calendar mistakes, malfunctioning orbital super weapons etc. Abraham keeps fucking up thing due to his dementia, villainy, incompetent henchmen, and general stupidity until a mentally ill woman shows up out of nowhere and puts and end to Abraham's follies!

Download or read book The Divine Space Gods Trilogy written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 432 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A series of dark comedy sci-fi novellas put together into one novel. The Divine Space Gods trilogy is parodying The Divine Zetan Trilogy by the same author. The whole Divine Space Gods trilogy containing Abraham's Follies, Revolution for Dummies, and Rangda's Shenanigans Divine Space Gods 1: Abraham's Follies When God dies, an idiot takes his place! Divine Space Gods 2: Revolution for Dummies Keila is the perfect revolutionary: Lacking things like intelligence, sanity or common sense, She has something far more important: plot armour and the telepathic help of Rangda, the evil space demon! Divine Space Gods 3: Rangda's Shenanigans When the Divine Plan is stupid, humanity's future is at risk.

Download or read book Divine Space Gods Trilogy written by Martin Lundqvist and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-22 with total page 494 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A series of dark comedy sci-fi novellas put together into one novel. The Divine Space Gods trilogy is parodying The Divine Zetan Trilogy by the same author. The whole Divine Space Gods trilogy containing Abraham's Follies, Revolution for Dummies, and Rangda's Shenanigans Divine Space Gods 1: Abraham's Follies When God dies, an idiot takes his place! Divine Space Gods 2: Revolution for Dummies Keila is the perfect revolutionary: Lacking things like intelligence, sanity or common sense, She has something far more important: plot armour and the telepathic help of Rangda, the evil space demon! Divine Space Gods 3: Rangda's Shenanigans When the Divine Plan is stupid, humanity's future is at risk.

Download or read book The Divine Finalisation written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on 2019-03-29 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The release of Rangda threatens the future of humanity. But, what if, we could turn back time? The Divine Finalisation is the final book in The Divine Zetan Trilogy. It takes place straight after the events of The Divine Sedition. Hilda Muller witnesses Keila massacring the Terran Council leaders, when the Xeno horde attacks. Hilda Muller fights the Xenos and becomes one of few survivors from the attack on Rashidium City. Sensing the opportunity to seize power, Hilda leads the human army against the Xenos. The Terran troops force the alien invaders to retreat to the Divine Dimension. Meanwhile, Rangda influences Melchior Dorevitch to commit unspeakable atrocities against the Martian population. Inspired by Rangda, Melchior raises an army of human/Xeno mutants to help Rangda defeat her eternal enemies: the Zetans. On Eden, Metatron is grieving Keila and uses a surrogate mother to give birth to his and Keila’s daughter Sabina. Sabina turns out to be the messiah of the 29th century, as she has a special connection to the supreme deity, The True Maker. But is Sabina strong enough to face the monstrosity Rangda, whose powers are increasing every day?

Download or read book The Divine Dissimulation written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 185 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the distant future, the wealthy villain Abraham Goldstein funds a top-secret project to travel to the divine dimension and meet the god of his people. Upon reaching the divine dimension he finds out that God is dead. He also finds the technology necessary to take gods place and become a god in the eyes of men. Many years later Abraham and his group of angels, a group of genetically engineered super soldiers, rule Eden; a world terraformed to simulate the holy land during the Bronze Age. They rule with terror and fear following the ancient laws, until one day when an accident turns Abraham’s closest angel Lucifer against him, an event that plants the seed of Abraham’s destruction. Meanwhile an ancient force is conspiring in the background to make its return to our world.

Download or read book The Coldvir 20 Killer written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 29 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the estranged 95-year-old grandmother of the radical loser Nathan Mortimer dies from the hyped Cold Virus 20, Nathan snaps. Filled with misguided anger, he decides to become a serial killer and murder young people infected with the virus in his home suburb of Brunswick, to make sure that everyone takes the virus seriously. Meanwhile, the self-proclaimed Supreme Leader of Melbourne, State Premier Danielle Anders is facing problems with her plan to convert the state into a CCP inspired police state. The press is questioning the mortality figures released by her discredited Chief Medical Officer "Professor" Button. To achieve her goals, Danielle needs young people to die from the virus. When Nathan begins his killing spree, things are looking bright for Danielle's ambitions. Will anything save the Melbournians from this double threat?

Download or read book Sabina Saves The Future Complete Trilogy written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Being reborn in the 21st century, Sabina must stop the apocalypse from happening in the 29th century. Sabina Saves the Future is a trilogy of novellas, following the adventurous and supernaturally gifted Sabina Hines, as she travels the world and uncovers various nefarious conspiracies. Sabina’s Pursuit of the Holy Grail Sabina is a gifted 18-year-old girl living in Sydney, in the year 2037. She carries a unique secret. Sabina used to be the Chosen One, but she failed to stop the apocalypse from occurring in the year 2887. As she died, she asked The True Maker to let her be reborn in 2019 and to keep her powers. After narrowly escaping being raped by the spoiled brat Joshua Harkins, Sabina has an epiphany: That it is time for her to set out on her mission to find the Primordial Zeto Crystal, also known as the Holy Grail. Sabina's quest takes her to Jerusalem where evil men are after the Holy Grail for their own nefarious purposes. Facing the conspirators, Sabina sets out on a dangerous quest to find and purify the magical artefact, and to stop it from falling into the wrong hands. But stopping evil is not an easy task, and what sacrifices must Sabina make to reach her goal. Will Sabina be able to retain her innocence throughout the ordeal? Sabina’s Quest to Open the Portal Having secured the Zeto Crystal, Sabina must choose between love and duty. Sabina’s Quest to Open the Portal takes place straight after the ending of Sabina’s Pursuit of the Holy Grail. Mentally and physically scarred from her ordeal in Israel, Sabina finds solace in the handsome and empathetic Alexander O’Neill, and she experiences romantic love for the first time. With the Zeto Crystal de-energised Sabina focuses on her relationship with Alex and raising funds for charity. Life is good for Sabina until one day when a new enemy emerges, which forces her to go to Mexico on the brink of civil war and face the difficult choice between love and duty. Sabina’s Expedition to Stop the Apocalypse After many ordeals, Sabina faces her nemesis, Rangda. But will Sabina overcome the evil that she tries to stop? Having survived the civil war in Mexico, and having stopped Pierre Beaumont’s evil scheme, Sabina and Alex are recuperating in Hawaii. Peace doesn’t last for long though, as the mysterious Martin Al-Sham re-emerges. His associates kidnap Alex, to force Sabina to help Martin with a dangerous expedition. Martin reveals that he has found a way to re-energise the Zeto Crystal, and that he needs Sabina to fulfil her destiny. Together they travel to Kiribati. First, they must scale an active volcano, before Sabina can swim down to the Sunken Pyramid of Kiribati, where the portal to the Divine Dimension is located. Eventually, Sabina reaches Rangda, but will she be able to carry out her mission, or will she become the very evil that she tried to stop?

Download or read book The Revenge of Blood Red Rivers written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on 2021-02-12 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After surviving the Rwandan genocide, Samantha sets out to avenge her family. This book follows the adolescent Samantha Nyamwasa as she travels through a war-torn Rwanda during the genocide of Tutsis in 1994. Samantha survives rape, genital mutilation, and the murder of her family. Despite all her ordeals, she stays strong and is determined to reach her goal, to murder Colonel Patrick Bagosora and avenge her family.

Download or read book The Fall of Martin Orchard written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on 2020-03-30 with total page 294 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The apocalypse was coming. The Gamma-Ray Blast would hit Earth on the 20th of October, 2131, and I needed to ensure humanity’s survival. While holidaying in Egypt, Martin stumbled across a beautiful gemstone. The gemstone opened a portal inside the Cheops Pyramid to the extra-terrestrial realm, where Martin met Zetan aliens, who gave him a mission: "Find Keila Eisenstein, and warn her of Rangda the Deceiver." A few years later, Martin encountered the extra-terrestrial Rangda Kaliankan, Queen of the Xenos. Martin and eight others decided to follow her path and received futuristic monocles that granted them a higher consciousness. The group used this technology to save the world from a future Gamma-Ray blast. But who controls the futuristic technology, and what impact will the group's actions have on humanity’s future? But who controls the futuristic technology, and what impact will the group's actions have on the fate of humanity?

Download or read book The Peculiar Quests of Australia s Greatest Spy written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Striving to become Australia's greatest spy, Jared Pond goes on frivolous missions worldwide and keeps failing in spectacular ways. Pond, Jared Pond. Australia's greatest spy and womanizer, according to himself. Equipped with a secret government pill that makes him immune to toxins, Jared carries out missions worldwide for the Australian Prime Minister, Scurry Morrissette. In his line of duty, Jared faces off against Russian spies, the Yakuza, Norse religion zealots, Malaysian drug smugglers, French aristocrats, Tajikistani rebels, Somalian pirates, and monocle-wearing lunatics. Unfortunately, the missions invariably fail when Jared bumbles around as the luckiest and most clueless agent the world has ever seen. Will Jared achieve his goals, and will the Pond Train reach its destination?

Download or read book 10 Short Stories Volume 5 written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Anthology contains the following short stories: 1 Diah Lubis and the Roman God. 2 Jared Pond and the Gregorian Faceoff. 3 Fiona and the Halloween Alien. 4 Jared Pond and the Kiribati Confrontation. 5 Jared Pond and the Pirate Treasure. 6 Fiona and the Healthy Lollies. 7 Fiona and the Einstein Encounter 8 Fiona and the Elven King 9 Fiona and the Purest Diamond. 10: Fiona and the Vikings.

Download or read book Fiona s Dream Adventures written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 59 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With the power of her dreams, Fiona travels to Surrealia and learns important life lessons. Fiona Orchard is an average 7-year-old girl who lives with her parents, Lars and Ling-Ling, in Sydney. However, Fiona has a gift in the form of a vivid imagination that manifests in lifelike dreams where she is in control. Follow Fiona as she meets famous people from the past, visits fantasy kingdoms, and learns important lessons about life.

Download or read book The Dating Mishaps of the Luckless Lawyer written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 63 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In his quest to find love, Geoffrey stumbles upon a ladyboy, a psycho, a Japanese robot, and an interdimensional alien. Will he succeed in finding happiness? The successful lawyer Geoffrey has a problem. No matter what he does, his dating activities don't find him love; instead, he is put through a series of absurd scenarios. Will Geoffrey manage to confront the author and end up with the beautiful Jasmine Xi?

Download or read book The Banker and the Eagle written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unhappy with the election outcome, the Banker plots to kill the US president. It is the year 2028, and the terrorist group Guns Against Globalism attacks the Factual News Network headquarters owned by the corrupt media mogul Damien Vanderbilt. This attack sets a dangerous chain of events in motion. The attack leads to the idealistic independent presidential candidate Eva Moreno, coming in possession of damning evidence against the Banker, Pierre Beaumont, regarding the Hei Bai virus outbreak and the dangerous drug Reversogene that Pierre released in 2021. Pierre sets out to make Damien Vanderbilt the US president to save himself and he gets help from his co-conspirators; the Monocle Conspiracy, an underground group in possession of monocles holding the secrets of an ancient alien artificial intelligence. Meanwhile, the democratic president of China, Eileen Lu, is desperately trying to support Eva to bring down Pierre once and for all. In the end, who will win and who will lose in this dangerous game of chance?

Download or read book The Banker and the Empath written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After his daughter tries to kill him, the Banker sets out to steal an ancient artifact to bring his daughter back to life. The Banker and the Empath is the concluding part of the Banker Trilogy. In the year 2039, Pierre Beaumont is performing testing to determine which of his progeny to succeed him as the head of House Beaumont. The testing ends in a disaster, as Pierre's favourite daughter, Delphine, snaps and murders his other children. Delphine's actions force Pierre to kill her in self-defence. To bring Delphine back to life, Pierre sets out to steal the primordial Zeto Crystal from the mysterious Sabina Hines. Meanwhile, Vladimir Kravchenko is planning to usurp power from Pierre. Vladimir plans to use a new terrible technology, remote-controlled nerve-pain amplifiers, to tyrannise humankind. He needs to steal the Zeto Crystal from Sabina to power his technology. In Australia, Jared Pond receives a mission that puts him on the path to the love of his life, Eileen Lu. Jared and Eileen escape Eileen's crooked husband, and they travel to Mexico to stop Pierre's associate Jesus Ortega from starting a civil war. In Indonesia, Elaine Orchard is preparing to start a war against Pierre and Vladimir to stop their villainy and save Martin Orchard, who is enslaved by Vladimir's nerve-pain amplifiers. Who will survive the war to come, and will someone end Pierre's and Vladimir's crimes against humanity?

Download or read book Divine Space Gods III Rangda s Shenanigans written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the Divine Plan is stupid, humanity’s future is at stake. Due to an unfortunate calendar mistake, the Divine Plan faces a hiccup. Instead of giving birth to the Chosen One, the Martian Rebel Keila Eisenstein unleashes the evil Space Demon Rangda Kaliankan and her army of man-eating Xenos upon humankind. “Fortunately”, The True Maker, the supreme deity of the Milky Way Galaxy, has a plan for dealing with the new threat. To convince Keila’s ex Metatron to find a surrogate mother for his and Keila’s unborn embryo, so the Chosen One can be born and sort out the mess that the True Maker caused. Six months later, Sabina is born. Meanwhile, the new German leader, Hilda Muller realises how to save Earth from the Xeno invasion. Since the Germans haven’t won a war in a millennium, she bribes the Xeno invaders with copious quantities of German beer, which saves Earth. Because of Hilda’s grand plan, she is promoted to planetary leader. Having failed to invade Earth, Rangda comes up with a new plan. She allies with the Martian Madman Melchior Dorevitch and his cannibal army. Together they defeat Rangda’s ancient enemies the Zetans. After this, Rangda, and Melchior begins an odyssey around the Milky Way looking for the magical plot devices, the Zeto Crystals. Eventually, Rangda has all the Zeto Crystals, and Sabina, as the Chosen One, has to face Rangda. But there is an issue… Sabina hasn’t trained and doesn’t seem very keen to carry out the Divine Plan. In the end, only a miracle can save us!