Download or read book The Dirty Girl s Joke Book written by Karen S. Smith and published by Carlton Books Limited. This book was released on 2014-10 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For those knowing lasses who find most joke books tame, this salacious selection will tickle the funny bone: it's packed with filthy fun for girls with no inhibitions. From anatomy to zoos via nuns and policemen, nothing is sacred. We dare you not to blush.
Download or read book The Dirty Girl s Joke written by Karen S. Smith and published by Carlton Publishing Group. This book was released on 2005 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The second volume of the best-selling Dirty Girl's Joke Book will have you in stitches at the outrageous one-liners, stories and punchlines served up for you and your mates. Packed with provocative, filthy fun for girls with no inhibitions, subject areas run the gamut from romance, chat-ups, one-nighters and dirty talk to foreplay, penis size, orgasms and between-the-sheets mishaps. As all women know, there's nothing dirtier or funnier than men and sex, and this book takes on both to give women the laughs they need in life.
Download or read book The Dirty Girls Little Joke Book written by CARLTON BOOKS and published by Carlton Publishing Group. This book was released on 2006 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You lucky ladies are in for a dirty treat - and by that we don't mean a relaxing mud pack! If you find most joke books tame and like your humour to be on the filthy side, this salacious selection of the most provocative punchlines, sexy stories and outrageous one-liners is sure to hit the spot. The Dirty Girl's Little Joke Book is so shocking it'll even make the boys blush, proving that whatever they can do, girls can do better. And rest assured - no subject is safe, from anatomy to animals and nuns to policemen, we've got it covered. Shrinking violets look away now - this book is not for the faint-hearted!
Download or read book DIRTY GIRL S JOKE BOOK THE FILTHY FUN FOR FEISTY FEMALES written by Karen S. Smith and published by . This book was released on 2005-01-01 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Girl s Only Dirty Joke Book written by Karen S. Smith and published by Bookpack Incorporated. This book was released on 2008 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "First published in the U.K. as The best dirty girl's joke book ever in 2005 by Carlton Books Limited"--T.p. verso.
Download or read book The Dirty Girls Social Club written by Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2007-04-01 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alisa Valdés-Rodríguez's vibrant, can't-put-it-down novel of six friends--each one an unforgettable Latina woman in her late '20s--and the complications and triumphs in their lives Inseparable since their days at Boston University almost ten years before, six friends form the Dirty Girls Social Club, a mutual support and (mostly) admiration society that no matter what happens to each of them (and a lot does), meets regularly to dish, dine and compare notes on the bumpy course of life and love. Las sucias are: --Lauren, the resident "caliente" columnist for the local paper, which advertises her work with the line "her casa is su casa, Boston," but whose own home life has recently involved hiding in her boyfriend's closet to catch him in the act --Sara, the perfect wife and mother who always knew exactly the life she wanted and got it, right down to the McMansion in the suburbs and two boisterious boys, but who is paying a hefty price --Amber, the most idealistic and artistic member of the club, who was raised a valley girl without a word of Spanish and whose increasing attachment to her Mexica roots coincides with a major record label's interest in her rock 'n' roll --Elizabeth, the stunning black Latina whose high profile job as a morning television anchor conflicts with her intensely private personal life, which would explain why the dates the other dirty girls set her up on never work out --Rebecca, intense and highly controlled, who flawlessly runs Ella, the magazine she created for Latinas, but who can't explain why she didn't understand the man she married and now doesn't even share a room with; and --Usnavys, irrepressible and larger than life, whose agenda to land the kind of man who can keep her in Manolo Blahniks and platanos almost prevents her seeing true love when it lands in her lap. There's a lot of catching up to do.
Download or read book The Dirty Girls Book Club written by Savanna Fox and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-09-04 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every woman who joined the book club expected to expand their literary horizons. But when they stop reading the classics and start exploring the steamy side of fiction, they discover just how much fun reading can be… When the book club makes their first erotic selection The Sexual Education of Lady Emma Whitehead, marketing executive Georgia Malone is surprised to find herself identifying with the main character. Like Emma, Georgia is a widow who has never truly experienced the joys of sex. But when she meets the spokesman for her newest campaign, Georgia’s long-buried libido is awakened. Hockey star Woody Hanrahan is charming and cocky—the sort of man Georgia usually avoids. But while her mind is saying stay away, Georgia’s body is telling her to give in every time Woody comes near. Now as her book club explores the tantalizing extremes of fiction, Georgia is experiencing first hand, and for the first time, the real pleasures of the flesh, and fulfilling the desires that—chapter by chapter—are getting delightfully dirty. Woody is hers to command in a hundred deliciously wicked ways, but when it comes to writing her own happy ending, this dirty girl doesn’t just need his body—she wants his heart.
Download or read book Dirty Girls Joke written by Haskins and Arnott Staff and published by . This book was released on 2008-03 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Dirty Girl written by Wendie Trubow and published by Lioncrest Publishing. This book was released on 2021-10-12 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Joint pain, chronic fatigue, hair loss, eczema, and plain old smelly gas. At first, you blamed it on getting older, even if you are in your twenties. Now? There are just too many issues to ignore. More importantly, you're tired of waiting to feel better-you won't ignore these symptoms anymore. No matter your age, gender, or background, if this sounds like you, it's time for a change. It's time to ditch the toxins and finally come clean. In Dirty Girl, physicians and functional medicine experts Wendie Trubow and Ed Levitan let you in on the answers you've been looking for to feel your best, age gracefully, and finally understand what your body has been trying to tell you. Along with stories from Wendie's own detoxification journey, you'll learn what other patients have done to identify the toxins causing chaos and illness and eliminate them from their lives. This how-to book shows you what to focus on, why a personal evaluation is a must, and how to take the first step-and the next-toward the healthiest, happiest you.
Download or read book 100 Dirty Jokes for Girls written by CARLTON BOOKS and published by Carlton Publishing Group. This book was released on 2006 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's time to get down and even dirtier with this second selection of the filthiest gags you're ever likely to hear. 100 Dirty Jokes for Girls is all you need to give you a naughty thrill and is jam-packed with outrageous stories, punchlines and one-liners that are guaranteed to have you and your mates laughing out loud. And because all women know that men and sex make a hilarious double act, the book includes jokes on chat-ups, dirty talk, foreplay, penis size, orgasms and between-the-sheets mishaps, making it a side-splitting read and proving that - in this case at least - size doesn't matter. So move over Christina Aguilera - you're not the only dirty girl in town!
Download or read book The Bible of Dirty Jokes written by Eileen Pollack and published by Four Way Books . This book was released on 2018-03-06 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Ketzel WeinrachÕs beloved brother Potsie goes missing in Las Vegas, she not only must try to find him, she must confront her familyÕs shady history and their ties to the legendary Jewish mob, Murder, Inc., as well as her troubling relationship to her cousin Perry (who runs a strip club on the outskirts of Vegas), her long and apparently not-so-loving marriage to her recently departed husband Morty Tittelman (a self-styled professor of dirty jokes and erotic folklore), and her own failed career as a stand-up comic.
Download or read book Dirty Work written by Regina Kyle and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2020-05-01 with total page 189 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Millionaire nightclub owner Jake Lawson works hard, but executive concierge Ainsley Scott is showing him how to let loose…in the sexiest possible way! I knew I was in trouble the moment millionaire Jake Lawson walked through the door of his swanky Tribeca loft. The definition of tall, dark and handsome, he’s hired me to take care of his parents’ Irish wolfhound. But one game of strip Scrabble later and we’re taking care of each other all night long… Starting my concierge business was my way out of the rat race I ran as a lawyer until it cost me my fiancé. And Jake is a full-on workaholic, certain his high-end nightclub will fall apart if he loses focus for a second. We couldn’t be more different. But the chemistry between us is off the charts! From drag-queen karaoke to movies at Hudson River Park, I’m showing Jake how to lighten up and enjoy everything New York City has to offer. But I can’t help wondering if blowing each other’s minds in bed is enough to make up for our different values. Can Jake step away from his smartphone long enough to give us a chance? Harlequin DARE publishes sexy romances featuring powerful alpha heroes and bold, fearless heroines exploring their deepest fantasies. Four new Harlequin DARE titles are available each month, wherever ebooks are sold!
Download or read book Dirty Girl written by Meghan March and published by Red Dress Press. This book was released on 2016-05-14 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Greer Karas's Internet personal ad goes viral, attracting the attention of Hollywood movie star Cavanaugh Westman, leaving Greer to wonder why he left her three years ago and what she should do now.
Download or read book The Ginormous Book of Dirty Jokes written by Rudy A. Swale and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-05-28 with total page 432 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE BIGGEST, BADDEST, BADASSEST BOOK OF LEWD, CRUDE AND FUNNY-AS-$#!+ JOKES •What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other? We do taste like chicken! •What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles. •The journalist asked the politician, “Your assistant said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you like to comment? “Yes, I would,” said the politician. “The truth is my assistant has a big mouth.” •A guy walks in on his wife having sex with another man and says, “what the hell are you two doing?” His wife turns to her lover and says, “I told you he was stupid.” •How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy. If you think no joke is too raw as long as it’s funny—this is the book for you! This massive collection of laugh-out-loud and totally politically incorrect jokes is sure to have you and your friends rolling in hysterics.
Download or read book The Rude Jokes for Bad Girls Book written by Katie Reynolds and published by Carlton Publishing Group. This book was released on 2008-02-01 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For those bad girls who find most joke books tame, thissalacious selection will tickle the funny bone. With theraunchiest, rudest jokes for women ever, this no-holdsbarredjoke book will have you in stitches at the outrageousone-liners, stories and punchlines served up for you and yourmates. Packed with provocative, filthy fun for uninhibitedgirls, subject areas run the gamut from romance, chat-ups,one-nighters and dirty talk to foreplay, penis size, orgasmsand between-the-sheets mishaps. We dare you not to blush.
Download or read book The Ultimate Dirty Joke Book written by Mike Oxbent and published by Ulysses Press. This book was released on 2007-02-14 with total page 279 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE DIRTIEST, MOST HILARIOUS JOKES EVER ALLOWED IN PRINT! World-famous comedians Harry P. Ness and Mike Oxbent (think about it) have joined together to create over 1200 of the dirtiest, filthiest, nastiest and most twisted and hilarious jokes ever. Read them at your leisure. But repeat them at your own risk. When does a Cub become a Boy Scout? When he eats his first Brownie. Why do men find it hard to make eye contact? Because tits don't have eyes. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw. What's black and crispy and comes on a stick? Joan of Arc. What do you call that useless piece of skin on the end of a penis? A man. How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy. How is a fat girl like a unicycle? They're both fun to ride but nobody would be caught dead on one.
Download or read book It s the Dirty Thought That Counts written by Katie Reynolds and published by Carlton Books. This book was released on 2013-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An all-offenses-made smutfest, crammed with more than 200 bad-taste jokes about men, one-night stands, and weird sex It's time to get down and dirty with this no-holds-barred collection of the funniest and naughtiest jokes you're ever likely to hear. This collection is jam-packed with outrageous stories, punchlines, and one-liners that are guaranteed to have readers laughing out loud. And, because all women know that men and sex make a hilarious double act, the book includes jokes on dirty talk, foreplay, penis size, orgasms, and between-the-sheets mishaps, making it a side-splitting read and proving that--in this case at least--size doesn't matter.
