Download or read book Dirty Ditties written by John Patrick and published by Audio Literature. This book was released on 1996 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the tradition of old-fashioned limericks, Pulitzer Prize-winning writer John Patrick has assembled a delightful collection of lyrical poetry & verse to thoroughly stretch even the most active imaginations. More than a compilation of naughty songs, "Dirty Ditties" is also a hilarious commentary on contemporary issues, sins, & virtues such as greed, divorce, hope, love, food, weight & royalty. No stone is left unturned as Patrick's nearly sixty ditties poke fun at everything from big bottoms & bubble butts to cleavage, chauvinists & curls

Download or read book Dirty Theory written by Hélène Frichot and published by AADR – Art Architecture Design Research. This book was released on 2019-10-25 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dirty theory follows the dirt of material and conceptual relations from the midst of complex milieus. It messes with mixed disciplines, showing up in ethnography, in geography, in philosophy, and discovering a suitable habitat in architecture, design and the creative arts. Dirty theory disrupts a comfortable status quo, including our everyday modes of inhabitation and our habits of thinking. This small book argues that we must work with the dirt to develop an ethics of care and mainte- nance for our precarious environment-worlds.

Download or read book Dirty Ditties written by George T. Gibson and published by Too Rude. This book was released on 2015-06-25 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great gift idea for the rude dude in your family! If you can hum the tune, we have the lyrics! You know what it's like; you're at a party, or the bar, a diner, or going on a roadtrip, and you hear a song you like and just can't stop yourself from twisting the lyrics. "Excuse me while I kiss this guy." Yeah we know what Jimmy really said, but some darn funny lyrics can be used on just about every classic and popular song, rock, beat, hip-hop - whatever man! This volume has the following funny lyrics... Losing My Religion - Losing My Bladder Control Just A Gigolo - Just a Gigolo/Got No Body (Skeletal Version) The Look of Love - The Look of Lust (Nerd Edition) 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover - 50 Ways to Spank Your Monkey Space Oddity - Bowel Oddity Don't Fear The Reaper - Don't Fear The Reefer Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head - Peedrops Keep Fallin' on My Head Putting on the Ritz - Putin on the Shitz Puff the Magic Dragon - Poof The Tragic Drag Queen Smoke on the Water - Smoke in the Toilet Doctor Who Theme Music - Doctor Poo and the TURDIS (yes lyrics to this famous tune!) Good Vibrations - Big Vibrator Take it Easy - Take it Sleazy Another Brick in the Wall - Another Prick in the Wall Blinded by the Light - Blinded by the Shite Everybody Dance Now - Everybody Jack Now WARNING! Some adult content, some non-PC, but mostly adolescent naughty schoolboy humor. Have fun!

Download or read book Dirty Ditties written by Michael Rosen and published by . This book was released on 1990 with total page 55 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Dirty Work written by Devon Monk and published by Odd House Press. This book was released on 2023 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: USA Today Bestselling author Devon Monk’s final book in her fast, magic-fueled, urban fantasy adventure series. Death and Life magic, enemies-to-brothers, chosen family, and a battle—and a choice—that will change the shape of the world. *Brand new short novel bursting with Heart, Snark, and glorious Ass-kicking.* Shame Flynn is a Death magic user who has seen some shit. He and Life magic user, Terric Conley have spent the last three years keeping a lid on magic while hunting down the criminals and monsters bent on using it for revenge. So far, they’ve managed to hide the magical hot spots from the world. But now their very smart, ex-magic user friends, Allie and Zayvion Beckstom-Jones are asking questions. Questions about magic Shame and Terric can’t answer if they want to keep their friends safe. But when Allie and Zayvion’s three-year-old daughter disappears, there is no time for secrets. No time for subterfuge. There is only time for justice. The search for the missing girl triggers powerful enemies, ancient magic, and dangerous truths. Truths that will make or break Shame and Terric’s lives, and the lives of the people they would die for.

Download or read book Wyrd written by Sue Gough and published by Univ. of Queensland Press. This book was released on 1993 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Kings Cross, Trace, a young punk girl, joins a streetie's march to Paradise that echoes a long-ago Crusade. A gem-encrusted book falls into the hands of three extraordinary women in a New Age haven. What is the secret recipe it contains? Wyrd is the blank rune which draws together the rich threads of this exciting novel; it holds the mystery of the unexpected. Wyrdhas the knowledge of the past, the present and the future; it is a gateway to another time and place, which Berengaria and Trace must both explore. An epic chase across the centuries climaxes in a battle of time and the elements. Sue Gough's first novel, A Long Way to Tipperary, was shortlisted for the CBC Children's Book of the Year Awards for Older Readers (1993)

Download or read book Ice Cream Cognac You written by Yvonne Carré-Valdor and published by novum pro Verlag. This book was released on 2022-04-18 with total page 434 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Bermuda to Switzerland and all over the world in between, Yvonne Carré-Valdor has always sought adventure. Deciding at a young age that she would be an entertainer, Yvonne's grit and strength of will propelled her to international stardom and saved her life time and time again. Ice Cream, Cognac & "You" is the story of a seemingly ordinary girl who dared to fight for her dreams against the odds - and won. This book will amuse you and even make you laugh.

Download or read book MAC THE DOG written by William M. Connolly and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2013-04-10 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mac the Dog is a historical and futuristic novel. It follows Andy Callahan from his birth in 1944 to his death in 2024. It follows Madeline Jones from her childhood in 1990 to her mid-thirties. It’s a simple story of a once great, proud and heroic nation that was turned upside down by domestic enemies. It tracks that nation’s descent into greed, corruption, violence, drugs, profligate profiteering and imperialism. It documents the bravery of the few, the herd mentality of too many, and the nation’s fall from grace.

Download or read book Life as Theater written by Dennis Brissett and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2017-09-04 with total page 804 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life as Theater is about understanding people and how the dramaturgical way of thinking helps or hinders such understanding. A volume that has deservedly attained the status of a landmark work, this was the first book to explore systematically the material and subject matter of social psychology from the dramaturgical viewpoint. It has been widely used and quoted, and has sparked ferment and debate in fields as diverse as sociology, psychology, anthropology, political science, speech communication, and formal theater studies.Life as Theater is organized around five substantive issues in social psychology: Social Relationships as Drama; The Dramaturgical Self; Motivation and Drama; Organizational Dramas; and Political Dramas. This classic text was revised and updated for a second edition in 1990, and includes approximately 66 percent new materials, all featuring individual introductions that provide the dramaturgical perspective and reflect the most learned thinking and work being done within this point of view. This book's sophistication will appeal to the scholar, and its clarity and conciseness to the student. Like its predecessor, it is designed to serve as a primary text or supplementary reader in classes. This new paperback edition includes an introduction by Robert A. Stebbins that explains why, even fifteen years after its publication,Life as Theater remains the best single sourcebook on the dramaturgic perspective as applied in the social sciences.

Download or read book Resistance written by Tori Amos and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-05-05 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER A timely and passionate call to action for engaging with our current political moment, from the Grammy-nominated and multiplatinum singer-songwriter and New York Times bestselling author Tori Amos. Since the release of her first, career-defining solo album Little Earthquakes, Tori Amos has been one of the music industry’s most enduring and ingenious artists. From her unnerving depiction of sexual assault in “Me and a Gun” to her post-9/11 album, Scarlet’s Walk, to 2017’s Native Invader, her work has never shied away from intermingling the personal with the political. From her time as a teenager playing hotel bars in Washington, DC, for the politically powerful to the subsequent three decades of her formidable music career, Amos explains how she managed to create meaningful, politically resonant work against patriarchal power structures—and how her proud declarations of feminism and her fight for the marginalized always proved to be her guiding light. She teaches us to engage with intention in this tumultuous global climate and speaks directly to supporters of #MeToo and Time’s Up, as well as young people fighting for their rights and visibility in the world. Filled with compassionate guidance and actionable advice—and using some of the most powerful, political songs in Amos’s canon—Resistance is for anyone determined to steer the world back in the right direction.

Download or read book The Adventures of Vela written by Albert Wendt and published by Huia Publishers. This book was released on 2009-05-01 with total page 315 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Journey through the many stories and worlds of the immortal Vela � Vela, so red and ugly at birth they called him the Cooked; Vela the lonely admirer of pigs and the connoisseur of feet; Vela the lover of song maker Mulialofa the Boneman. Follow him down through the centuries on his travels, encountering the single-minded society of the Tagata-Nei and the Smellocracy of Olfact. Accompany him, too, as he recounts the stories of Lady Nafanua, the fearsome warrior queen, before whose powers travelling chroniclers still bow down today.

Download or read book The Thing in the Stone written by Clifford D. Simak and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2017-07-04 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A mind-opening collection of short science fiction from one of the genre’s most revered Grand Masters. Legendary author Robert A. Heinlein proclaimed, “To read science fiction is to read Simak. A reader who does not like Simak stories does not like science fiction at all.” The remarkably talented Clifford D. Simak was able to ground his vast imagination in reality, and then introduce readers to fantastical worlds and concepts they could instantly and completely dig into, comprehend, and enjoy. In the title story, a man’s newfound ability to walk in the past allows him to dwell among dinosaurs, saber-toothed tigers . . . and something even more timeless. In “Construction Shack,” the first manned expedition to Pluto reveals that no matter how advanced aliens may be, even they don’t always get everything right. And in “Univac 2200,” the thin line between humans creating technology and humans becoming technology is about to be crossed—and there may be no going back. Each story includes an introduction by David W. Wixon, literary executor of the Clifford D. Simak estate and editor of this ebook.

Download or read book Menace From the Past written by James Alan Anderson and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2023-07-27 with total page 485 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is it possible to ever truly escape one’s past? For thirteen-year-old Matthew and his girlfriend Melissa, who are finally free from the dominance of a repressive religious cult, the Philadelphia Brethren, the answer seems to be no. Even though they are now members of loving adoptive families, the teens still have to deal with some troublesome lingering issues from their past lives. Melissa harbours a deep resentment towards her fanatically religious former parents for depriving her of a happy and carefree childhood. They had subjected her to years of mental and physical abuse, social isolation, and denial of personal freedoms. Matthew struggles with anxious thoughts about the safety of his loved ones and is having frightful nightmares about his demented ex-stepmother Vivian. To make matters worse, their otherwise idyllic 1960s Saskatchewan community is put on edge following attempts on both Melissa’s life and another innocent young person. Matthew’s graphic nightmares begin to overwhelm him as they resurrect painful memories of his troubled past, a past that he is desperately trying to forget. Matthew also believes that a few of those nightmares could actually be real-life excursions into horrific alternate realities where the familiar concepts of time and space become disjointed and incomprehensible. Menace From the Past is the fifth book in the Threefold Cord series that follows the story of the adopted sons in the Adamson family who are all religious cult “refugees” and it is the first in the series to be narrated by Matthew. A bonus supplement is also featured, Camp Purgatory, where Matthew recounts the last few weeks of his former life in the Philadelphia Brethren church when he and his best friend Danny were subjected to intensive religious indoctrination at a summer youth camp.

Download or read book The Garb of Being written by Georgia Frank and published by Fordham University Press. This book was released on 2019-11-05 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection explores how the body became a touchstone for late antique religious practice and imagination. When we read the stories and testimonies of late ancient Christians, what different types of bodies stand before us? How do we understand the range of bodily experiences—solitary and social, private and public—that clothed ancient Christians? How can bodily experience help us explore matters of gender, religious identity, class, and ethnicity? The Garb of Being investigates these questions through stories from the Eastern Christian world of antiquity: monks and martyrs, families and congregations, and textual bodies. Contributors include S. Abrams Rebillard, T. Arentzen, S. P. Brock, R. S. Falcasantos , C. M. Furey, S. H. Griffith, R. Krawiec, B. McNary-Zak, J.-N. Mellon Saint-Laurent, C. T. Schroeder, A. P. Urbano, F. M. Young

Download or read book Constantinople to Chalcedon written by Patrick Whitworth and published by Sacristy Press. This book was released on 2017-06-01 with total page 462 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An exploration of the theological turmoil of the fifth-century church, and the impact it had on the future of Western Europe.

Download or read book Reveal written by Bill Reed and published by Reed Independent. This book was released on 2018-02-27 with total page 458 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you are a famous-enough author long presumed dead and you keep sending notes to your Publisher through some far-off precocious teenage girl who says she’s never heard of you – and the frightening predictions in those notes keep coming true -- then you can’t be dead. Can you? For one, the mother of Jimmy Massey knew nothing of you walking into the sea off southern Sri Lanka, or your predictions of the murders of all sorts of priests across Asia and Australasia – nor a thing about the woman-child making them. Nor did she have a clue as to why her little Jimmy, a simple taxi-driver, got slaughtered along with the priest in Cairns Cathedral that Easter. But she did know Dr Valentino Sebastian kept coming and literally sniffing around her tribe people’s little chapel, even if she couldn’t know what he could do with birthings, seemingly at will. The mother of Jimmy Massey knew that, no matter how much sniffing around her and hers went on, or what all the police and all the nosey-parkers in the world might say, she could see in her mind that-there black shore your notes kept going on about. She could hear the nearing howling. She sensed the coming. But not one thing ever was going to come anywhere near what she held enclosed unto herself as dearly as life itself. Nuh huh. You and all the others can take your prophecies and predictions and shove them all.

Download or read book Dictionary of British Cartoonists and Caricaturists written by Mark Bryant and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2022-01-25 with total page 389 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Originally published in 1994, this dictionary provides a unique 'who’s who' of the major figures in the world of British cartoons and caricatures. It was the first book to encompass the entire field from c.1730 when Hogarth published the first of his 'modern moral pictures' to 1980. In addition to describing the careers and achievements of the artists and the characteristics of their styles, more than 500 entries give details of their publications, their illustrations to books and periodicals, exhibitions of their work, public collections in which their work is represented and literature on or referring to them. More than 150 illustrations are included. This is a comprehensive reference work and will be of interest to social and political historians as well as cartoon and caricature enthusiasts.