Download or read book Dirty Bertie written by Alan MacDonald and published by Koala Books. This book was released on 2015-05-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! More disgusting than ever with crazier plans and increasingly madcap schemes, Bertie continues to delight his legions of fans who revel in his revolting ways. Join Bertie in Rats! as he crosses paths with a cheeky rodent, takes part in a chaotic cross-country run and tries to get his dog Whiffer to eat healthily - with disastrous results!
Download or read book Dirty Bertie written by David Roberts and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bertie has shockingly dirty habits. Whenever he does anything dirty his family shouts, 'No, Bertie! That's dirty Bertie!' But there's one habit Bertie won't give up.
Download or read book Germs written by Alan MacDonald and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2012 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bertie's sister has chickenpox and Bertie thinks that if he can catch it he will not have to go to school and admit he did not do his homework--and that is just the first problem that Bertie faces in this trio of stories.
Download or read book Worms written by Alan MacDonald and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2013 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In these three tales Bertie turns a pink birthday party into a mess, faces and fails the challenge of being polite for an entire day (fortunately), and mistakes his mother's flower arrangement for garbage.
Download or read book Fangs written by Alan MacDonald and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2012 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join Bertie as he proves the grumpy school custodian is a vampire, models the latest fashions, and gets a serious scare-cut at the barbers.
Download or read book Dirty Bertie An English King Made in France written by Stephen Clarke and published by Random House. This book was released on 2014-05-22 with total page 402 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The entertaining biography of Edward VII and his playboy lifestyle, by Stephen Clarke, author of 1000 Years of Annoying the French and A Year in the Merde. Despite fierce opposition from his mother, Queen Victoria, Edward VII was always passionately in love with France. He had affairs with the most famous Parisian actresses, courtesans and can-can dancers. He spoke French more elegantly than English. He was the first ever guest to climb the Eiffel Tower with Gustave Eiffel, in defiance of an official English ban on his visit. He turned his French seduction skills into the diplomatic prowess that sealed the Entente Cordiale. A quintessentially English king? Pas du tout! Stephen Clarke argues that as 'Dirty Bertie', Edward learned all the essentials in life from the French.
Download or read book Ouch written by Alan MacDonald and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dirty Bertie – the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits – is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie as he comes a cropper in A&E, goes swimming withouth his trunks, and takes part in an inter-schools quiz against Poshley Primary!
Download or read book Toothy written by Alan MacDonald and published by Koala Books. This book was released on 2014 with total page 95 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dirty Bertie the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie as he takes a reluctant trip to the dentist, tries to keep his cool on the hottest day of the year and causes a mid-air emergency whilst flying with a very nervous Dad!
Download or read book Dirty Bertie written by David Roberts and published by Koala Books. This book was released on 2010 with total page 95 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Scream written by Alan MacDonald and published by . This book was released on 2013-09 with total page 95 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dirty Bertie - the boy with the nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie as he builds his very own haunted house, livens up a weekend in the country and is put under the spotlight at a spelling contest!
Download or read book Yuck written by Alan MacDonald and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dirty Bertie is the world's grubbiest trouble magnet. He's a boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He's full to bursting with madcap plans and crazy ideas, and if it's trouble you're after, look no further-Bertie's sure to be up to his neck in it!
Download or read book A Trio of Trouble written by Alan MacDonald and published by Dirty Bertie. This book was released on 2011 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A bumper book of nine revolting stories about Dirty Bertie, the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits.
Download or read book Pooh Is That You Bertie written by David Roberts and published by Dirty Bertie. This book was released on 2012-08 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bertie can be a bit smelly! When he trumps it makes his mum cross, embarrasses his dad, upsets his gran and offends his sister. But they all have a secret, and Bertie knows it! This hilarious book with trumping noises will delight all children with its wonderfully naughty noise!
Download or read book Kiss written by Alan MacDonald and published by . This book was released on 2012-03-01 with total page 95 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dirty Bertie-the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits-is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie as he struggles to escape from the clutches of Angela Nicely, looks after the elderly class hamster, and ends up with a star solo trumpet performance, even though he's never played one before...
Download or read book Trouble written by Alan MacDonald and published by Dirty Bertie. This book was released on 2020 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From award-winning illustrator David Roberts comes Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! With comic chaos and madcap schemes, these highly-illustrated stories are perfect for new readers. Join Bertie as he concocts a magic potion for Miss Boot to make her forget the dreaded maths test, finds himself at Know-All Nick's house for the worst sleepover ever and unexpectedly wins out over the school bully. David Roberts is the illustrator of many picture books and fiction titles, including Julian Clary's THE BOLDS, SUFFRAGETTE: THE BATTLE FOR EQUALITY, JACK AND THE FLUMFLUM TREE, IGGY PECK, and ARCHITECT. With over 30 titles in the hugely popular DIRTY BERTIE series, each book contains three short stories perfect for fans of HORRID HENRY, WRIGGLESBOTTOM PRIMARY and Pamela Butchart.
Download or read book Dirty Bertie written by David Roberts and published by Koala Books. This book was released on 2012 with total page 79 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compilation of jokes which are favourites of the fictional character, Dirty Bertie.
Download or read book Dirty Bertie written by Alan Macdonald and published by Good Books. This book was released on 2008-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In these three stories - "Worms!," "Manners!," and "Garbage!" - meet Dirty Bertie, a precocious boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He's full of madcap plans and crazy ideas, and if it's trouble you're after, look no further.
