Download or read book Diary of a Doofus Wizard written by Jason Panick and published by . This book was released on 2016-06-18 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever wonder what it would be like to be a Wizard? In this first book, our Wizard named Zee shows us what life is like as a doofus Wizard. He's just a regular kid, with regular problems. He plays Minecraft, gets bullied and no one believes he's even a wizard. With hilarious twists and turns, this book is a must-have for any kid who loves Wizard's, Minecraft and those "Wimpy" type of diary books.
Download or read book Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter the Cowardly Wizard written by Mark Tsoy and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-05 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: EDITED VERSION Everybody knows the story of a brave Harry Potter: he was the great wizard who conquered Lord Voldemort. But have you heard ever heard the story of a Wimpy Harry Potter? Harry's a regular kid, who hates fighting, and just so happens to be named Harry Potter. But he's not the Harry Potter you're thinking of! Coincidentally, this Wimpy Harry Potter does go to Hogwarts, and guess what? Hogwarts stinks! It's just like every other school! Mostly, it's boring, but it's stessful and embarassing and scary too! Plus, at Hogwarts, there's actually evil teachers, monsters lurking in the basement, and those awful Slytherines always teasing everyone about magical blood purity! It's a mess. Read Harry's diary and you'll learn how to survive at school--even if you never wanted to go in the first place! Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter is a parody, aimed at young readers who enjoy Harry Potter, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, or Mad Magazine style parodies. Plus, ten hilarious illustrations are in the book! It's a silly fun read for independent readers. Diary of a Wimpy Hairy Potter
Download or read book Diary of a Wimpy Wizard Kid the Beginning written by Orak Belfry and published by . This book was released on 2017-02-06 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Malcolm is just an ordinary kid living a tough life in the mean streets. This all changes when he encounters an old man whom he rescues from a ghostly entity. The old man turns out to be Grandmaster Cairo, the headmaster of a school that trains wizards. In return for saving his life, Cairo enrolls Malcolm in the school where his life changes drastically.
Download or read book Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter the Cowardly Wizard written by Mark Tsoy and published by . This book was released on 2018-09-11 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everybody knows the story of a brave Harry Potter: he was the great wizard who conquered Lord Voldemort. But have you heard ever heard the story of a Wimpy Harry Potter? Harry's a regular kid, who hates fighting, and just so happens to be named Harry Potter. But he's not the Harry Potter you're thinking of!Coincidentally, this Wimpy Harry Potter does go to Hogwarts, and guess what?Hogwarts stinks!It's just like every other school! Mostly, it's boring, but it's stessful and embarassing and scary too! Plus, at Hogwarts, there's actually evil teachers, monsters lurking in the basement, and those awful Slytherines always teasing everyone about magical blood purity!It's a mess. Read Harry's diary and you'll learn how to survive at school--even if you never wanted to go in the first place! Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter is a parody, aimed at young readers who enjoy Harry Potter, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, or Mad Magazine style parodies.
Download or read book Diary of a Very Bad Year written by Anonymous Hedge Fund Manager and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2010-06-22 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The First Book from n+1—an Essential Chronicle of Our Financial Crisis HFM: Where are you going to buy protection on the U.S. government's credit? I mean, if the U.S. defaults, what bank is going to be able to make good on that contract? Who are you going to buy that contract from, the Martians? n+1: When does this begin to feel like less of a cyclical thing, like the weather, and more of a permanent, end-of-the-world kind of thing? HFM: When you see me selling apples out on the street, that's when you should go stock up on guns and ammunition.
Download or read book Wizard Journal written by Sasha McGrath Publishing and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-29 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter School Daze written by Alex Pan and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-23 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Age Level: 9 - 12 | Grade Level: 4th and up Hi Diary, it's me, Harry Potter! NO! NOT THAT HARRY POTTER! When I last left you, I was feeling optimistic about school because I rode a broom, my friends threw me a big party and I got a magical key. Well now that I've had another week to experience things, I I have no idea what ever made me have that terrible idea! School stinks! I gotta say, I really hate it. And not for the reasons I hated it at first even--although, I still hate school for those reasons too sometimes!--but now I have all new reasons to hate being at school. And ya know, a lot of them are the same reason I hated going to non-magical school when I was little. At school, everybody's always telling you what to do, what to read, what to say, how to think. Yeesh! They even make you ask permission for using the bathroom! Like, come on, adults don't have to do that. But then on top of that, I got reluctantly sent to magic school at my parents insistence, and now gotta put up with all that craziness, plus extra cause my name is Harry Potter!
Download or read book Brains written by Vintage Oz Shop and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-11 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: PAPERBACK 6" x 9" 150 PAGE LINED JOURNAL/NOTEBOOK Wizard of Oz Scarecrow softcover lined journal can be used as a diary or notebook. Use your brain and write from your heart and create a plan to fulfill your hearts desires. Use this stylish notebook to write your master plans, ideas and heart felt thoughts. Follow the Yellow Brick Road and take charge of your creativity by letting your brains spill onto this super cool OZ book. Makes a great OZ Christmas gift #DabbingScarecrow
Download or read book Journal written by Wizard of Oz Inspired and published by . This book was released on 2017-11-29 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Journal: Wizard Of Oz Frank Baum Cover. 6" x 9" personal notebook journal diary. Journal has 140 blank pages and is thin lined, wide ruled. Great for use as a journal, notebook, diary, field notes, travel logs, random thoughts and ideas, spiritual experiences, dates, appointments and more. Makes a great gift!
Download or read book Teaching Muggles to Become Wizards 2019 Weekly 52 Page Diary written by 2019 Diary and published by . This book was released on 2018-11-04 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A week by page diary planner for each week of the year. 52 pages for planning the day and weeks ahead, with priorities, things to do and notes for each day of the week. 2019 Diary planner.Black and white interior with full colour paperback cover.5x8 inches
Download or read book The Circle written by Dave Eggers and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2013-10-08 with total page 464 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER • A bestselling dystopian novel that tackles surveillance, privacy and the frightening intrusions of technology in our lives—a “compulsively readable parable for the 21st century” (Vanity Fair). When Mae Holland is hired to work for the Circle, the world’s most powerful internet company, she feels she’s been given the opportunity of a lifetime. The Circle, run out of a sprawling California campus, links users’ personal emails, social media, banking, and purchasing with their universal operating system, resulting in one online identity and a new age of civility and transparency. As Mae tours the open-plan office spaces, the towering glass dining facilities, the cozy dorms for those who spend nights at work, she is thrilled with the company’s modernity and activity. There are parties that last through the night, there are famous musicians playing on the lawn, there are athletic activities and clubs and brunches, and even an aquarium of rare fish retrieved from the Marianas Trench by the CEO. Mae can’t believe her luck, her great fortune to work for the most influential company in the world—even as life beyond the campus grows distant, even as a strange encounter with a colleague leaves her shaken, even as her role at the Circle becomes increasingly public. What begins as the captivating story of one woman’s ambition and idealism soon becomes a heart-racing novel of suspense, raising questions about memory, history, privacy, democracy, and the limits of human knowledge.
Download or read book So This Is Ever After written by F.T. Lukens and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-03-29 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An instant New York Time bestseller! Carry On meets Arthurian legend in this subversive, “delightfully original and whimsical” (Kirkus Reviews) young adult fantasy about what happens after the chosen one wins the kingdom and has to get married to keep it…and to stay alive. Arek hadn’t thought much about what would happen after he completed the prophecy that said he was destined to save the Kingdom of Ere from its evil ruler. So now that he’s finally managed to (somewhat clumsily) behead the evil king (turns out magical swords yanked from bogs don’t come pre-sharpened), he and his rag-tag group of quest companions are at a bit of a loss for what to do next. As a temporary safeguard, Arek’s best friend and mage, Matt, convinces him to assume the throne until the true heir can be rescued from her tower. Except that she’s dead. Now Arek is stuck as king, a role that comes with a magical catch: choose a spouse by your eighteenth birthday, or wither away into nothing. With his eighteenth birthday only three months away, and only Matt in on the secret, Arek embarks on a desperate bid to find a spouse to save his life—starting with his quest companions. But his attempts at wooing his friends go painfully and hilariously wrong…until he discovers that love might have been in front of him all along.
Download or read book The Serpent King written by Jeff Zentner and published by Ember. This book was released on 2017-06-06 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Named to ten BEST OF THE YEAR lists and selected as a William C. Morris Award Winner,The Serpent King is the critically acclaimed, much-beloved story of three teens who find themselves--and each other--while on the cusp of graduating from high school with hopes of leaving their small-town behind. Perfect for fans of John Green's Turtles All the Way Down. "Move over, John Green; Zentner is coming for you." —The New York Public Library “Will fill the infinite space that was left in your chest after you finished The Perks of Being a Wallflower.” —BookRiot.com Dill isn't the most popular kid at his rural Tennessee high school. After his father fell from grace in a public scandal that reverberated throughout their small town, Dill became a target. Fortunately, his two fellow misfits and best friends, Travis and Lydia, have his back. But as they begin their senior year, Dill feels the coils of his future tightening around him. His only escapes are music and his secret feelings for Lydia--neither of which he is brave enough to share. Graduation feels more like an ending to Dill than a beginning. But even before then, he must cope with another ending--one that will rock his life to the core. Debut novelist Jeff Zentner provides an unblinking and at times comic view of the hard realities of growing up in the Bible belt, and an intimate look at the struggles to find one’s true self in the wreckage of the past. “A story about friendship, family and forgiveness, it’s as funny and witty as it is utterly heartbreaking.” —PasteMagazine.com “A brutally honest portrayal of teen life . . . [and] a love letter to the South from a man who really understands it.” —Mashable.com “I adored all three of these characters and the way they talked to and loved one another.”—New York Times
Download or read book Freak the Mighty Scholastic Gold written by Rodman Philbrick and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-03-01 with total page 165 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Freak the Mighty joins the Scholastic Gold line, which features award-winning and beloved novels. Includes exclusive bonus content!It has been over twenty years -- and more than two million copies, eight foreign editions, and a popular Miramax feature film -- since the world was introduced to this powerful story of a unique friendship between a troubled, oversized boy and the tiny, physically challenged genius who proves that courage comes in all sizes. This simple yet timeless story explores many themes, including bullying -- an important topic in today's schools. Freak the Mighty is sure to remain fresh, dramatic, and memorable for the next twenty years and beyond!
Download or read book The Hero s Guide to Saving Your Kingdom written by Christopher Healy and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2012-05-01 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Prince Liam. Prince Frederic. Prince Duncan. Prince Gustav. You’ve never heard of them, have you? These are the princes who saved Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, Snow White, and Rapunzel, respectively, and yet, thanks to those lousy bards who wrote the tales, you likely know them only as Prince Charming. But all of this is about to change. Rejected by their princesses and cast out of their castles, the princes stumble upon an evil plot that could endanger each of their kingdoms. Now it’s up to them to triumph over their various shortcomings, take on trolls, bandits, dragons, witches, and other assorted terrors, and become the heroes no one ever thought they could be. Christopher Healy’s Hero’s Guide to Saving Your Kingdom is a completely original take on the world of fairy tales, the truth about what happens after “happily ever after.” It’s a must-have for middle grade readers who enjoy their fantasy adventures mixed with the humor of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books. Witty black-and-white drawings by Todd Harris add to the fun.
Download or read book Watching the English written by Kate Fox and published by Nicholas Brealey. This book was released on 2014-07-08 with total page 455 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Updated, with new research and over 100 revisions Ten years later, they're still talking about the weather! Kate Fox, the social anthropologist who put the quirks and hidden conditions of the English under a microscope, is back with more biting insights about the nature of Englishness. This updated and revised edition of Watching the English - which over the last decade has become the unofficial guidebook to the English national character - features new and fresh insights on the unwritten rules and foibles of "squaddies," bikers, horse-riders, and more. Fox revisits a strange and fascinating culture, governed by complex sets of unspoken rules and bizarre codes of behavior. She demystifies the peculiar cultural rules that baffle us: the rules of weather-speak. The ironic-gnome rule. The reflex apology rule. The paranoid pantomime rule. Class anxiety tests. The roots of English self-mockery and many more. An international bestseller, Watching the English is a biting, affectionate, insightful and often hilarious look at the English and their society.
Download or read book Homeland written by Cory Doctorow and published by Tor Teen. This book was released on 2013-02-05 with total page 398 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Cory Doctorow's wildly successful Little Brother, young Marcus Yallow was arbitrarily detained and brutalized by the government in the wake of a terrorist attack on San Francisco—an experience that led him to become a leader of the whole movement of technologically clued-in teenagers, fighting back against the tyrannical security state. A few years later, California's economy collapses, but Marcus's hacktivist past lands him a job as webmaster for a crusading politician who promises reform. Soon his former nemesis Masha emerges from the political underground to gift him with a thumbdrive containing a Wikileaks-style cable-dump of hard evidence of corporate and governmental perfidy. It's incendiary stuff—and if Masha goes missing, Marcus is supposed to release it to the world. Then Marcus sees Masha being kidnapped by the same government agents who detained and tortured Marcus years earlier. Marcus can leak the archive Masha gave him—but he can't admit to being the leaker, because that will cost his employer the election. He's surrounded by friends who remember what he did a few years ago and regard him as a hacker hero. He can't even attend a demonstration without being dragged onstage and handed a mike. He's not at all sure that just dumping the archive onto the Internet, before he's gone through its millions of words, is the right thing to do. Meanwhile, people are beginning to shadow him, people who look like they're used to inflicting pain until they get the answers they want. Fast-moving, passionate, and as current as next week, Homeland is every bit the equal of Little Brother—a paean to activism, to courage, to the drive to make the world a better place. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
