Download or read book Deja Moo written by Kirsten Weiss and published by misterio press. This book was released on 2018-03-08 with total page 415 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A holiday tradition turns deadly, but is the paranormal museum to blame? Maddie Kosloski is no fan of San Benedetto's Christmas Cow, a thirty-foot straw bovine that graces the town square every December. For one thing, the cow displaces her paranormal museum as the number one tourist attraction. Plus, every year, despite around-the-clock surveillance, the cow goes up in flames. But this year, there's more than just a fire blazing in Maddie's wine-country hometown. One of the Christmas Cow guards has been found with an arrow in his chest, and Maddie's new haunted cowbell exhibit is fueling a panic. Are the spirits in her museum getting too hot to handle? If Maddie and friends can't stop the hysteria—and a murderous archer—her holiday plans might not be the only thing full of holes. Get cozy with Deja Moo and start reading this laugh-out-loud mystery today! Praise for The Perfectly Proper Paranormal Museum Mysteries: "Well-drawn characters and tantalizing wine talk help balance the quirky aspects of this paranormal mystery."—Publishers Weekly "A delightful new series."—Library Journal (starred review)
Download or read book Third Language Dictionary written by Kerrin P. Rowe and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2018-05-03 with total page 844 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Third Language Dictionary is a guide to everyday language that is peculiar to and used by Australian folks from all walks of life no matter what or who they are or the level of success, education, credence, or place in society they have attained.
Download or read book Zest written by Andy Cope and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2019-08-05 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ‘ZEST’ equates to zing, enthusiasm, energy, gusto, eagerness, zeal and fervour. It also connotes a tang, a sharpness. It’s the opposite of bland. And Zest: How to Squeeze the Max out of Life is exactly that.It’s more than just a book on personal development. There are an awful lot of those. Zest is a catalyst, a spark that ignites your remembering of what makes you, in a word, you. It drives you to rethink, rejuvenate and reinvent. It also contains a touch of the revolutions. Have you, as a grown-up, fallen into the trap of becoming a Groan-up? You know you should try to make the best of things, but oftentimes you don’t know what your “best” is anymore. It’s strange. You used to know. What happened? Was it the years of social conformity? There is a whole beige generation out there – a generation that has lost its identity and forgotten who they once were – buried under the crushing, stifling facades of adulthood. If only there was a way to unearth your passions, recover the zest for life you once had. Maybe there is. Zest is a wake-up call for you to explore the formative moments that define your life. It challenges you to believe that your best days are still ahead, to search your soul, to shake things up and bask in the warmth of glorious individuality. Zest will help you: Explore the pivotal, defining moments in your life Examine both the good and bad experiences that define you Reconnect to the essence of who you are Embrace your quirks, qualities and peculiarities Determine to be the person you always wanted to be Zest is your permission to play, your licence to wreak the right kind of havoc. Moreover, it’s not about pretending to be someone you’re not, it’s about squeezing every last drop out of who you already are.
Download or read book Take the Bully by the Horns written by Sam Horn and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2003-09-09 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Horn givers readers peace of mind and sanity and shows how to stop unethical, uncooperative, or unpleasant people from running and ruining readers' lives.
Download or read book Pressed to Death written by Kirsten Weiss and published by misterio press. This book was released on 2017-03-08 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfectly pressed. Perfectly proper. Perfectly deadly. It’s Halloween season in San Benedetto, and Paranormal museum owner Maddie Kosloski has the perfect paranormal exhibit for the harvest festival – a haunted grape press. But before she can open the exhibit, she’s accused of stealing the antique. And when her accuser is found murdered, all eyes turn to Maddie. But murder is only the start of the puzzles she’ll have to unravel. Why does her perfectly proper mother insist Maddie investigate? Does her mother have a secret agenda? And why has the local charity, Ladies Aid, seemingly gone gangster? In this light cozy mystery, haunted houses, runaway wine barrels, and murder combine in a perfect storm of chaos. Facing down danger and her own over-active imagination, Maddie must unearth the killer before she becomes the next ghost to haunt her museum. If you enjoy quirky mysteries with heart, you’ll love Pressed to Death. Get cozy and start reading this hilarious whodunit now! Praise: "In Weiss's engaging sequel...Well-drawn characters and tantalizing wine talk help balance the quirky aspects of this paranormal mystery."—Publishers Weekly
Download or read book More Common Sense written by Ken English and published by WestBowPress. This book was released on 2013-10-28 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: America is no longer the Home of the Brave and Land of the Free. Americans are being stripped of our blood-bought rights and freedoms by greedy and incompetent politicians. Excessive taxes are reducing average citizens to government slaves. Gross mismanagement of our tax dollars and senseless borrowing from other countries are bankrupting America. An effort to redistribute wealth has instead resulted in a distribution of poverty. There are two houses that need attention in America today. One is the White House. The other is Our House, the American home. By correcting the problems that emanate from these houses, we will solve a multitude of problems. This book offers realistic and CommonSense solutions for many of the evils that threaten to destroy America. These solutions are presented using humorous stories from the Authors past and well-researched statistics on education, welfare, and government policy. Common-sense needs to be renamed, uncommon sense because we now live in a country that doesnt seem to have it anymore. Those who have common-sense today almost possess a super power! This book does a great job of revisiting and hopefully teaching a new generation the power of common-sense. Rick Burgess. Co-host of the Rick and Bubba Show Ken English has written a treatise on America that everyone who loves this country needs to read. Not only is it a work outlining the underlying problems we must address in our generation, but also, it is a book that offers solutions-solutions that will work! Packed with quotable quips and anecdotal explications, MORE COMMON SENSE is a must-read for every patriot. Carl Gallups. Author of Magic Man in the Sky.
Download or read book K s Cozy Christmas Collection written by Kirsten Weiss and published by misterio press. This book was released on 2023-07-11 with total page 1048 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's a cozy collection of Kirsten Weiss's funniest Christmas mysteries! In Deja Moo, a holiday tradition turns deadly, but is the San Benedetto paranormal museum to blame? In Gnome Alone, Christmas is coming to small town Doyle and Susan's UFO-themed B&B… and so is murder… And kidnapped garden gnomes... And... Bigfoot? In Gingerbread Dead, Tea and Tarot room owner Abigail is having a hard time getting into holiday mode. Will solving a quirky murder may take a Christmas miracle? Three holiday mysteries from three of Kirsten's comedy cozy mystery series. If you love laugh-out-loud mysteries, you'll love this collection. Buy it now!
Download or read book The 78 Story Treehouse written by Andy Griffiths and published by Feiwel & Friends. This book was released on 2018-03-13 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times bestselling author Andy Griffiths invites readers to come hang out with him and his friend Terry in their 78-Story Treehouse—the sixth book in the illustrated chapter book series filled with Andy and Terry's signature slapstick humor! Andy and Terry live in a 78-story treehouse. (It used to be a 65-story treehouse, but they just keep building more levels!) It has a drive-thru car wash, a courtroom with a robot judge called Edward Gavelhead, a scribbletorium, a combining machine, an ALL-BALL sports stadium, a high-security potato chip storage facility, and an open-air movie theatre with a super-giant screen . . . which is a very useful thing to have now that Terry’s going to be a big-shot movie star! After Andy gets cut out of the movie, he and Terry have a big fight and decide they don’t want to be best friends anymore. But with a herd of sneaky spy cows out to steal all their story ideas, can Andy and Terry make up before it’s too late? Praise for the Treehouse series: "Anarchic absurdity at its best. . . . Denton's manic cartooning captures every twist and turn in hilarious detail." —Publishers Weekly, starred review, on The 13-Story Treehouse "Will appeal to fans of Jeff Kinney and Dav Pilkey. . . . The wonderfully random slapstick humor is tailor-made for reluctant readers. . . . A treat for all." —Booklist on The 13-Story Treehouse "Twice the treehouse, twice the fun? You bet. . . . Denton's furiously scrawled line drawings milk the silly, gross-out gags for everything they're worth. Kids should be flipping pages faster than a pair of inflatable underpants can skyrocket the young heroes to safety." —Publishers Weekly, starred review, on The 26-Story Treehouse Read the whole series! The 13-Story Treehouse The 26-Story Treehouse The 39-Story Treehouse The 52-Story Treehouse The 65-Story Treehouse The 78-Story Treehouse
Download or read book The Big Book of Girl Stuff written by Bart King and published by Gibbs Smith. This book was released on 2014-08-21 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As a middle school teacher, author Bart King listened carefully to the wisdom of his girl students. Along with his five sisters (!), their knowledge made The Big Book of Girl Stuff a classic that Parenting magazine has called “a must-have for girls.” This updated and redesigned edition of The Big Book of Girl Stuff is still loaded with fascinating facts, activities, quotes, games, and insightful information and advice on important topics. This humorous and informative resource is filled with everything a girl needs to know and celebrates all the things that make being a girl so wonderful. And not only is it a perfect handbook for preteens, ’tweens, and teens, but it will delight moms, aunts, and big sisters as well!
Download or read book 500 000 Worth of Inspiring Quotations for Our Times written by Web Augustine and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-06-01 with total page 326 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This beautiful hardcover book is a compilation of 1,400 top-quality, inspiring quotations for our times from leading figures of today and the past regarding life, love, attitude, happiness, success, character and more. Provides far more practical wisdom and wit than you would gain from earning BA, MA and PhD degrees! Includes quotations from over 600 identified authors plus many unknown quipsters. Highlights include ten or more quotations from Sir Winston Churchill, Albert Einstein, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Eleanor Roosevelt, Mark Twain, Denis Waitley, John Wooden, Zig Ziglar and seven other prominent authors. Includes detailed indices by author and by quotation. Flip to any page in this book for captivating wisdom, insight, wit and humor.
Download or read book Tending Dandelions written by Sandra Swenson and published by Hazelden Publishing. This book was released on 2017-09-05 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mothers of addicted and alcoholic children share a deep connection—one that is rarely understood by anyone who hasn’t experienced a similar path. Sharing our perspectives helps us all grow stronger, together. These meditations continue the tradition of Hazelden’s beloved series of daily readings by providing moments of recognition, confession, and healing for those who are realizing that recovery rarely follows a neat or comfortable path. Along the way, we plant beautiful roses only to be injured by their thorns, and we pull up unwanted dandelions that, at times, are our only source of wishes. By sharing the realities we never expected our families to face, mothers of addicted children support each other through experiences that can only be feared and imagined by others. From our shared struggles emerge opportunities for personal growth. Tending Dandelions is a vital source of wisdom, support, and strength that helps us begin our own journey of recovery. “We all need to take a closer look at the things we’ve avoided—the things lurking around in this place where love and addiction meet—so we’re as strong as we can be.” —Sandra Swenson, author of Tending Dandelions
Download or read book Behold the King written by Lora Mae Miller and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2021-10-05 with total page 568 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While at a conference at O.R.U., Oral Roberts gave a sermon where he named Jesus in every book of the Bible. Lora was fascinated at the concept. At the prompting of the Holy Spirit, she painted a portrait of Jesus for every book of the Bible. Friends encouraged her to share some of the wonderful experiences with the Holy Spirit – thus, “Behold the King” became a reality.
Download or read book The Big Cowhuna written by Mike Litwin and published by Albert Whitman & Company. This book was released on 2015-03-01 with total page 119 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Chuck and Dakota find a magic seashell complete with a wish-granting genie inside, their first wish is for a never-ending supply of chocolate-covered bananas. But when Dakota wishes to become a REAL cow so he doesn't have to wear his cowmouflage anymore, things get messy and the residents of Bermooda mistake him as an imposter! The boys soon discover that the magic seashell is having some fun with them by creating panic and havoc across the island. Can Chuck and Dakota work together to get everything back to normal before all the cows go mad?
Download or read book The Happiness Revolution written by Andy Cope and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2021-08-02 with total page 275 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new book by two of the biggest powerhouses in positive psychology and personal development – Dr Andy Cope and Professor Paul McGee Happiness. We chase it, we crave it…it’s so in demand… yet so scarce and fleeting. But here’s the good news. In The Happiness Revolution: A Manifesto For Living Your Best Life, bestselling authors Dr Andy Cope and Professor Paul McGee deliver a page-turning self-help book of the times, for the times. As the world wakes up to a new kind of normal, The Happiness Revolution challenges readers to sign up to an uprising of wellbeing and to making the most of the privilege of being on this planet. The book outlines a 10-point Happiness Manifesto. Grounded in the science of human flourishing and the reality of life, the principles are simple, do-able and above all make a difference not only to yourself but to others too. Let the fight back to mental wealth start right here. Welcome to global domination of the happiness kind! Discover: How to regain your sanity, clarity, and wellbeing, even when your smartphone, kids, spouse, job, and possessions seem to be conspiring to keep you from doing just that. Why it can be so hard to maintain a happy outlook when the outside world has never been so fast, complex, and unpredictable. How to be at your best in a world that is doing its worst. Happiness is the #1 thing you want for yourself and your family. The Happiness Revolution is an indispensable guide for everyone trying to live their best life and to spread some happiness whilst doing so. Rise Up and Be Happy! Vive la revolution!
Download or read book Zeus Is A Dick written by Susie Donkin and published by Hodder & Stoughton. This book was released on 2020-11-05 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the beginning, everything was fine.* And then along came Zeus. *more or less Ahh Greek myths. Those glorious tales of heroism, honour and... petty squabbles, soap-opera drama and more weird sex than Fifty Shades of Grey could shake a stick at! It's about time we stopped respecting myths and started laughing at them. Did you know Aphrodite, goddess of love and beauty, was born of some discarded genitals? Or that Hera threw her own son off a mountain because he was ugly? Or that Apollo once kidnapped a boat full of people while pretending to be a dolphin? And let's not even get started on Zeus - king of the gods, ruler of the skies and a man who's never heard of self-control. In fact, if there's one thing most Greek myths have in common, it's that all the drama could have been avoided if SOMEONE could keep it in their toga... Horrible Histories writer Susie Donkin takes us on a hilarious romp through mythology and the many times the gods (literally) screwed everything up! Stephen Fry's Mythos by way of Drunk History, Zeus is a Dick is perfect for those who like their myths with a heavy dollop of satire. 'Who knew mythology was so bonkers? I am grateful - it had me laughing from the first page to the last.' - Miranda Hart 'It's about time someone called him out on all this' - Hera, goddess of marriage, wife of Zeus 'Worst. Father. Ever.' - Artemis, goddess of the hunt, daughter of Zeus 'Oh yeah, focus on him. I never did anything wrong. Nothing to see here' - Poseidon, god of the seas, brother of Zeus 'Just a real dick, honestly' - Many, many people
Download or read book Critter Jokes Riddles written by Janet Nuzum Myers and published by Sterling Publishing Company. This book was released on 2007 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes and riddles that feature almost every creature that walks, hops, flies, swims, or slithers.
Download or read book Nova Scotia New Brunswick and Prince Edward Island For Dummies written by Andrew Hempstead and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2010-02-24 with total page 355 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make the most of your trip to Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, and Prince Edward Island The Canadian Maritimes combines beautiful scenery with warm hospitality like few other places do. With this easy-to-follow guide you'll make sure you find everything worth seeing, from Cape Breton's breathtaking Cabot Trail to lobster suppers in PEI, and much more. Discover: Down-to-earth trip-planning advice What you shouldn't miss -- and what you can skip The best hotels and restaurants for every budget Lots of detailed maps
