Download or read book Darling You Fucked Up written by The Naughty Nanny Adult Humor and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-19 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you have that co worker that you love to hate? You know, the one that really gets under your skin? Or maybe someone you love but you just like to make them laugh. This 6 x 9 120 page college ruled composition notebook is the perfect gift, or just for you if you feel so inclined. Great employee appreciation day gift to get a laugh around the office. Great book for jotting down ideas, scribbling, or just to take notes of your every day life
Download or read book Go the F k to Sleep written by Adam Mansbach and published by Akashic Books. This book was released on 2011-06-14 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.
Download or read book Perfect Together written by Kristen Ashley and published by Rock Chick LLC. This book was released on 2023-06-13 with total page 461 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wyn and Remy Gastineau were perfect together… Until, without warning, Remy walks out on their life, their love and their marriage. Wyn is blindsided and heartbroken. It takes her years to get over the loss of Remy. Sometime later, their children call a family meeting and Remy is acting strange. Wyn refuses to hope. Remy has moved on. She must do the same. But she’s wrong. Remy wants her back and he’s pulling no punches. He’s determined to do the work to piece together the marriage he shattered. Forced by circumstances to tell Wyn things he never wanted her to know, Remy reveals his tragic secrets. As the family reels from pain long buried now laid bared, Wyn realizes instead of letting go, she has to hold tight to the man and the family they made that’s perfect together. “…the deep bonds of family, the imperfectly perfect characters, the REAL LIFE and real love. The story is immaculate.” -Verve Romance
Download or read book Selected Short Stories Featuring Cinderella Shoes written by Nicolas Wilson and published by Nicolas Wilson. This book was released on with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fifteen short stories, featuring Cinderella Shoes, Analog, Cast, and Traveled Time. Cinderella Shoes is one of seven free short story collections containing Nicolas Wilson's early work.
Download or read book The Death of the Poet written by N Quentin Woolf and published by Serpent's Tail. This book was released on 2014-04-04 with total page 449 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: John Knox falls passionately and irrevocably in love with Rachel McAllistair the first time they meet. He interviews her for his radio show, and afterwards, when he tells her how impressive she was, she hits him, square on the jaw. Undeterred, he pursues her, promising to love her and never to leave her. This promise becomes his burden, as her behaviour whirls out of control. She is abusive and cruel. And yet he stays. Even when she does something so awful that his life is changed forever. And that point, on which his life turns, leads him to an unexpected connection with a man who suffered a terrible injury in the first world war. The Death of the Poet is a daringly honest, transfixing story about being in thrall to someone, being a victim and a protector, and how early promise can turn into an utterly unrecognisable life. An exploration of violence and what it means to be a man in the modern world, it's controversial, devastating, and, in a complicated way, romantic too.
Download or read book The Idiot written by Elif Batuman and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2018-02-13 with total page 465 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times Book Review Notable Book • Finalist for the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction • Longlisted for the Women's Prize for Fiction “Easily the funniest book I’ve read this year.” —GQ “Masterly funny debut novel . . . Erudite but never pretentious, The Idiot will make you crave more books by Batuman.” —Sloane Crosley, Vanity Fair A portrait of the artist as a young woman. A novel about not just discovering but inventing oneself. The year is 1995, and email is new. Selin, the daughter of Turkish immigrants, arrives for her freshman year at Harvard. She signs up for classes in subjects she has never heard of, befriends her charismatic and worldly Serbian classmate, Svetlana, and, almost by accident, begins corresponding with Ivan, an older mathematics student from Hungary. Selin may have barely spoken to Ivan, but with each email they exchange, the act of writing seems to take on new and increasingly mysterious meanings. At the end of the school year, Ivan goes to Budapest for the summer, and Selin heads to the Hungarian countryside, to teach English in a program run by one of Ivan's friends. On the way, she spends two weeks visiting Paris with Svetlana. Selin's summer in Europe does not resonate with anything she has previously heard about the typical experiences of American college students, or indeed of any other kinds of people. For Selin, this is a journey further inside herself: a coming to grips with the ineffable and exhilarating confusion of first love, and with the growing consciousness that she is doomed to become a writer. With superlative emotional and intellectual sensitivity, mordant wit, and pitch-perfect style, Batuman dramatizes the uncertainty of life on the cusp of adulthood. Her prose is a rare and inimitable combination of tenderness and wisdom; its logic as natural and inscrutable as that of memory itself. The Idiot is a heroic yet self-effacing reckoning with the terror and joy of becoming a person in a world that is as intoxicating as it is disquieting. Batuman's fiction is unguarded against both life's affronts and its beauty--and has at its command the complete range of thinking and feeling which they entail. Named one the best books of the year by Refinery29 • Mashable One • Elle Magazine • The New York Times • Bookpage • Vogue • NPR • Buzzfeed •The Millions
Download or read book Roseemerald written by Neil Baker and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2012-03-14 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Frank and Earth Goddess RoseEmerald, are headed for the Oregon Coast in their automobile named Hardy, when they pick up a hitchhiker who claims to be Jesus, and crash their car in front of a Strange Lonely Church. Taken in by the mysterious Keeper, Frank and RoseEmerald become entangled in a historical battle between religion and mysticism whereby they transcend time in a magical mystery tour of thoughts, dreams, fantasies and emotions, and experience the Final Vision. Part hippy counterculture, part detective novel, part Civil War Epic, part Spiritual Odyssey and part Call of the WILD (the novel includes a talking dog named Fast Freeze), RoseEmerlad is, underneath it all, a love story that embraces the eternal themes of sacrifice, salvation, and sainthood.
Download or read book The Book of James written by Sherri & John Andrews and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2014-02-19 with total page 101 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Seems like a good day to start a book, – raining, cold. But this is not the day I started this book – that was almost 5 years ago. Grief, anger, over-working, exhaustion, the quest for peace, these things have put this book on hold.
Download or read book Out In The Open written by Jonathan Harvey and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The brilliant new play from the writer of Beautiful Thing "What you don't know, don't hurt you" Tony's ready to live-it-large and love again. But his efforts to step back on to the scene are hampered by a secret his friends, Monica and Kevin, should have told him a long time ago. Out in the Open is a funny and caustic exploration of love and the limits of friendship set over a long, hazily hot summer weekend in London. Directed by Kathy Burke, Out in the Open premiered at London's Hampstead Theatre in March 2001 and transferred to Birmingham Rep.
Download or read book Skin Collection written by Isobel Knight and published by Chipmunkapublishing ltd. This book was released on with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book My Demon s Name is Ed written by Danah Khalil and published by Second Story Press. This book was released on 2016-10-04 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Danah's eating disorder has a personality -- it's a demon she calls Ed, the voice in her head that undermines her self-esteem and her perception of the world. How can she explain that even when she tries to develop healthier eating habits, there is a demon wriggling inside her mind, determining her every step? The eighteen-year-old author of this novel for teens brings her own journal entries to life, revealing the mental anguish of a teen suffering with anorexia and the terrifying grip the disorder holds on her.
Download or read book Beyond temptation written by Léana Kerena and published by PLn. This book was released on 2022-03-27 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Between love and temptation, who is worth it? Between the good and the bad girl who can make it? Yes, we are use in seeing good girls falling in love with bad boys. Leaving their life full of colors and dreams for a toxic one full of darkness and sorrow. But what about the bitches? Do you think they are like that for no good reason? Do you think they do not deserve love too? Do you think they can’t handle or even be the cause of a toxic relationship? Do you think they can’t change and also find for their bad boy? Brooke Wild is a Canadian girl of 17 years old, with a bad reputation which some say is good and other bad. Beside her, there is that perfect sister with whom she can’t stay in one home with. Wendy Wild, 15 years old younger sister to Brooke, the genuine and favorite to their mother. Very different from her sister. The entrance of Wayatt Cruz, the young and handsome Latin American boy of 19 years old, shakes everything up for the two sisters. Not that bad nor that good boy any girl would want to have, his simplicity and at the same time bipolar attitude will attract the girls. Immerse yourself in this thrilling romance! ABOUT THE AUTHOR My name is Nkwesi Leana Kerena, I am 20 years old this year, of Cameroonian origin, I am a student in the second year of logistics and transport. I've been writing since I was 12 and I've always been passionate about romance even if I don't really embody it. I wrote several works before Beyond temptation, but I consider this work as the very first. Because it marks the beginning of my adventures as a writer. I hope to make a difference and mark hearts with this work.
Download or read book Joan Drop Dead Diva written by Rafał Kudliński and published by ITQ MEDIA. This book was released on 2015-02-14 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Joan Rivers returns: It ain't a culinary book, although characters eat a lot of fantastic dishes and dish about celebrities.This is not biography of any kind either. It's full of real data from Joan's life to keep it more close to our hearts and down to earth. Joan was once a comedienne. Due to unfortunate tour of events she crosses over to a new world that seems to be so like ours, but it's not the same. Before afterlife of star treatment she has few more assignments on the menu. With her new pals Mandy, Ksav, Monique and Mary she must go to new frontiers, to declutter and clean talentless celebrities from public life. You will "Meet the Farthashians", "Cleaning Ladies of Hollywood-end", "Divas without the voices", "Housewives from the Sexy mansion" and "Spoiled and dumb - kids of Beverly Halls" plus many more in the book, that glorifies true talent and puts satire treatment on so called stars of the Hollywood. Did I mention Joan's dog is back? Max will give you extra thrills
Download or read book Cloud Invasion written by Connie Suttle and published by SubtleDemon Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2014-12-23 with total page 333 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ilya The rest of us woke after a few days, when it became apparent we'd survived the drug. Even Corinne woke faster the first time. This time, three weeks had passed. I was grateful for the scans and other tests Dr. Farrell ran, indicating she was alive. Still, I was terrified for her. And for me. I spoke to her often and lately, I begged her to open her eyes. * * * After surviving the drug a second time, Corinne's abilities are put to the test as the enemy steps up his attacks. Will she survive the attempts on her life, as well as betrayal from within? As she struggles to keep the others alive, a new threat arrives—one even the enemy doesn't see coming.
Download or read book Letting Go written by Robin R. Randolph and published by Outskirts Press. This book was released on 2022-04-22 with total page 411 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jett is tickled! She won the deal struck between her and husband, Dru Simon, by completing their sellout - When Stars Collide Tour - as well as composing and singing Mirror – Mirror, which turns out being deemed ‘Love Song of the Decade’. These accomplishments, per the deal, grant Jett premium ranch time, a grand shopping trip, and the cruise of her choice. YES! Life is good! However, upon returning home, Jett discovers that a little brush with the law that she encountered before the cruise has gotten out of hand. Thus, leaving Karin, Charisse, and Jemma to cover-up the damage without any of the husband’s knowledge. And now, due to Karin’s not-so-quick-wit, Jett’s stuck facing another tour. Therefore, the Queen of Contrariness, as Dru calls his wife, is forced to fly. FLY? Jett feels damn certain that women at the ripe age of forty-one don’t fly! At least not the kind of flying her husband and sons have conjured up in their misconstrued male minds! And that, along with helping to raise five, ornery as all get-out, grandchildren has made Jett’s life even more challenging. But hell? What’s a Tonsil Fairy to do? Then later, another question arises. Would Jett leave a man to die without giving her utmost to save him, even if he is an immense pain in her butt? Yes, Jett’s trials and tribulations continue to go on in Letting Go – JUST JETT Series Book IX.
Download or read book Close written by Martina Cole and published by Headline. This book was released on 2008-09-04 with total page 672 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She'll do whatever it takes to keep them together... Hard-hitting and uncompromising, CLOSE by the 'undisputed queen of crime writing' (Guardian) and Sunday Times No.1 bestseller Martina Cole tells the story of a woman determined to protect her family from an increasingly dangerous world... Patrick Brodie knows exactly how far he's prepared to go to get what he wants. And he wants it all. Now. Before long, Patrick has become a legend in his own lifetime. Violently. Lily Diamond is different from the kind of woman Patrick is normally attracted to. But together they are determined that their children will have everything they didn't. Until the unthinkable happens and Lily is left on her own to look after their family in a dangerous world. The Brodies must stay close to survive. But as everyone knows, your sins will find you out. If you love powerful female characters, be sure to also read Martina Cole's GOODNIGHT LADY, THE KNOW and GET EVEN. These ladies are strong, resilient and vengeful...
Download or read book The Prince of Tides written by Pat Conroy and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 1986 with total page 588 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In his most brilliant and powerful novel, Pat Conroy tells the story of Tom Wingo, his twin sister, Savannah, and the dark and violent past of the family into which they were born. Set in New York City and the lowcountry of South Carolina, the novel opens when Tom, a high school football coach whose marriage and career are crumbling, flies from South Carolina to New York after learning of his twin sister's suicide attempt. Savannah is one of the most gifted poets of her generation, and both the cadenced beauty of her art and the jumbled cries of her illness are clues to the too-long-hidden story of her wounded family. In the paneled offices and luxurious restaurants of New York City, Tom and Susan Lowenstein, Savannah's psychiatrist, unravel a history of violence, abandonment, commitment, and love. And Tom realizes that trying to save his sister is perhaps his last chance to save himself. With passion and a rare gift of language, the author moves from present to past, tracing the amazing history of the Wingos from World War II through the final days of the war in Vietnam and into the 1980s, drawing a rich range of characters: the lovable, crazy Mr. Fruit, who for decades has wordlessly directed traffic at the same intersection in the southern town of Colleton; Reese Newbury, the ruthless, patrician land speculator who threatens the Wingos' only secure worldly possession, Melrose Island; Herbert Woodruff, Susan Lowenstein's husband, a world-famous violinist; Tolitha Wingo, Savannah's mentor and eccentric grandmother, the first real feminist in the Wingo family. Pat Conroy reveals the lives of his characters with surpassing depth and power, capturing the vanishing beauty of the South Carolina lowcountry and a lost way of life. His lyric gifts, abundant good humor, and compelling storytelling are well known to readers of The Great Santini and The Lords of Discipline. The Prince of Tides continues that tradition yet displays a new, mature voice of Pat Conroy, signaling this work as his greatest accomplishment.
