Download or read book Dad Thanks for Putting Up with My Shit Also Sorry I Swear So Much written by Sharon Cromwell and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-14 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny Father's day gift for your Dad that will surely bring a smile. It contains 110 pages of blank lined journal pages.

Download or read book Thanks for Picking Up My Poop written by Editors of Ulysses Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-11-03 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adorable dogs paired with the hilarious, heartwarming reasons they love their weird-looking, fur-less human companions. Honorable Mention for Pets—Foreword Indies Book of the Year Awards Have you ever considered what our precious pooches would say to us if they could speak? In Thanks for Picking Up My Poop, our cute and cuddly canine companions impart their humorous and heartfelt motivations for staying so dedicated to their sometimes-clueless caregivers. Packed with engaging photos and clever snippets of doggy wisdom, this book helps us mere humans better appreciate those moments of happiness we share with others every day. “A fun and cute present for dog lovers.” —Abilene Reporter News “Who has not lived in fear of how they will be able to waste time when their internet is down? . . . Just add this little book to your emergency supplies (next to the deck of cards). It doesn’t take up much room, and has gobs of the pictures and captions you need.” —Kennett Veterinary Clinic

Download or read book What the F ck s For Dinner written by Jennifer Schafer and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on with total page 155 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How do you cope with the “day after” of regret that’s left your head feeling like someone dropped an anvil on it? Do you wonder how you passed out without your pants on (again)? We’ve all been there, regretting that extra glass (okay, bottle) of rosé or thinking that chasing beer with a few cocktails will be just fine. Cue the inevitable hangover and its sidekick: binge eating to soak up the alcohol, replacing it with grease, salt, calories, and a dose of “I promise to never drink again.” In What the Fuck’s for Dinner? Because I’m Hungover AF, Jennifer Schafer has put her experience in over-indulging to excellent use, identifying five levels of “hungness” as she calls it, and cures in the way of pre-planned, healthy-ish (or healthier) recipes that form the pages of this irreverent cookbook designed for post-drinking healing. Schafer, who wants to help people feel better when they’re at their worst, serves up wit, wisdom, and tough love with homemade cures like Chicken Tendies & Poutine (an indulgence, she admits), vegan-friendly recipes such as the Tofu Rice Bowl, alongside stoner indulgences (another “level” in the book), including PB Banana Bites, and Nachos Libre.

Download or read book Thank You Goodnight written by Andy Abramowitz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-06-28 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Nick Hornby meets Almost Famous in this side-splittingly funny coming-of-middle-age debut novel about the lead singer of a one-hit wonder 90s band who tries for one more swing at the fences"--

Download or read book Macbeth for Murderers written by John Kerwin and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2005 with total page 165 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Macbeth for Murderers is a true story of how lives collide behind the walls of the Maximum Security Prison. The inmates include Rashid, a street-smart drug dealer; Jorge, a bitter man convicted of murder; Tommy, a modern-day Sundance Kid; William, rapist and murderer; and Jim, a murderer at nineteen. Fate, Shakespeare and two unlikely teachers, peel away their hard-core exteriors and reveal the men behind their violent crimes. Some will deserve a second chance, and some won't. Roberta Davidson, an English Professor from the Ivy League, and John Kerwin, a television producer turned teacher, mingle in the sub-culture of the incarcerated, and their experiences provide a unique and truthful view of modern-day prison life.

Download or read book The Boyfriend written by Keith Morrisette and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2003 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chris faced up to the fact that he was gay young man in spite of all the stories he read where he didn't fit the profile-his family wasn't loaded, he didn't drive an incredible road machine, and he was neither effeminate nor the super-jock. He didn't hate himself, and while he didn't exactly bolt out of the closet, he wasn't in a state of painful denial either. So, what did he want? Chris wanted love but that's tough to find. But that didn't matter anyway, because everything he heard and saw told him all gay men wanted was sex-and that he knew how to find. Looking for it one night he met Jamie Levesque, and with stars in his eyes he had to change his mind... The way Chris saw it, once he had a boyfriend, everything was going to be different. Just like in the stories, life with Jamie was going to be sunshine and lollipops forever-right? Uh-huh. Right. Read about it in a story that's told by Chris in his own words and in his own special way.

Download or read book My True Love The Steeles at Silver Island 2 Love in Bloom Contemporary Romance written by Melissa Foster and published by World Literary Press. This book was released on 2021-03-31 with total page 375 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can a man who resents the hand he’s been dealt and a woman who spends her days grateful for every little thing find true love in each other’s arms—or are their differences stronger than both of them? Find out in this funny, sexy, heartfelt romance, and fall in love with Grant and Jules on the sandy shores of Silver Island, home to coffee shops, boat races, and midnight rendezvous. My True Love is a Wall Street Journal and USA Today bestseller. Even war heroes need a little help sometimes... After spending years fighting for his country and too damn long learning to navigate life with a prosthetic leg, Grant Silver returns to Silver Island to figure out a future he couldn’t fathom without fatigues and a gun in his hand. He’d almost forgotten how a man could suffocate from the warmth and caring community in which he’d grown up, and if that weren’t bad enough, his buddies’ beautiful and far-too-chipper younger sister won’t stop flitting into his life, trying to sprinkle happy dust everywhere she goes. As a cancer survivor, Jules Steele knows better than to count on seeing tomorrow. She doesn't take a single moment for granted, and she isn’t about to let a man who used to be charming and full of life waste the future he’s been blessed with. She's determined to get through to him, even if it takes a few steamy kisses... More Steeles at Silver Island are coming soon! TEMPTED BY LOVE (Jock) MY TRUE LOVE (Jules) ALWAYS HER LOVE (Levi) CAUGHT BY LOVE (Archer) WILD ISLAND LOVE (Leni) ENTICING HER LOVE (Sutton) Discover the magic of New York Times bestseller Melissa Foster's writing and see why millions of readers have fallen in love with the Love in Bloom big-family romance collection. Love in Bloom novels are written to stand alone or may be enjoyed as part of the larger series, so dive right into this fun, sexy romance. Snow Sisters The Bradens The Bradens and Montgomerys The Remingtons Seaside Summers Bayside Summers The Ryders Wild Boys After Dark Bad Boys After Dark The Whiskeys The Wickeds Sugar Lake Harmony Pointe Harborside Nights "When it comes to contemporary romances with realistic characters, an emotional love story and smokin' hot sex, author Melissa Foster always delivers!" The Romance Reviews "You can always rely on Melissa Foster to deliver a story that's fresh, emotional and entertaining. 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Download or read book When I Was Her Daughter written by Leslie Ferguson and published by Acorn Publishing. This book was released on 2021-11-12 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The award-winning memoir, When I Was Her Daughter is a raw, honest account of one girl’s journey through madness, loss, and a broken child welfare system, where only the most resilient survive. Seven-year-old Leslie has a serious problem. Someone is trying to kill her. Leslie’s mother suffers from paranoid schizophrenia. She writes rambling manifestos and forces her children to live on the run to evade capture by the Russian spies she believes are after them. Her mother’s ultimate goal is to protect her children from capture, but who will step in when she is convinced that killing them herself will save them from a worse fate? Each time the authorities repeatedly intervene, the children are again and again returned to their mother’s custody before becoming wards of the state. Once separated from her family and thrust into foster care for the foreseeable future, Leslie learns to navigate a new kind of fear and loneliness. Her ultimate goal is to be loved, but how can her mother ever love her now that she is so far away? Will she ever see her again? Will she ever find a safe place to land? In this unbelievable story of grit and grief, of hope and heart, Leslie must discover her own strength to ask for what she needs. Since it seems nobody will talk about her mother’s mental illness and nothing will bring the family peace, Leslie pretends she is—and always has been—her teacher’s daughter. This true story about the redemptive power of patience and courage reminds us that unconditional love is possible, even for a lost and angry child struggling to understand where she belongs.

Download or read book Baggage Claim A Life Story written by M.M. Dolcé and published by M.M.Dolce. This book was released on 2019-08-11 with total page 424 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Quarter life crisis? Angela Sharpe has been there and done that! In Baggage Claim: A Life Story, we learn that love means accepting one core truth: we are a sum of all of our traumas (baggage) and our efforts to heal from them OR lack thereof! But will some things be too much to "carry on"? As Angela explores a new love and is revisited by an old flame, she is challenged with facing her biggest roadblock in life--her own baggage. Will sexual chemistry and history be enough to sustain a healthy relationship? Can friendships survive even the most vile offenses? Baggage Claim will provoke you to look inwardly and ask a very important question-- have you dealt with your sh*t?

Download or read book Chapters Of Life Luke s Return Book 5 written by Ed Harris and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-05-18 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While the first 14 books in the Chapters Of Life series dealt with Luke's life up until 1968, these following books (Luke's Return) deal with events post 1984, when Luke returned to Bromyard. Whereas the books dealing with events up to 1968 were taken from the daily diaries of 4 local Bromyard girls, and are based upon actual events described within them, these that deal with post 1984 events are based upon nothing more than pure fiction, only using the framework of the earlier works to tie them into the location, so as to create a continuation of Luke's various adventures.

Download or read book Altered Carbon written by Richard Morgan and published by Gollancz. This book was released on 2008-12-09 with total page 498 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: MAJOR NEW NETFLIX SERIES FEB 2018 This must-read story is a confident, action-and-violence packed thriller, and future classic noir SF novel from a multi-award-winning author. Four hundred years from now mankind is strung out across a region of interstellar space inherited from an ancient civilization discovered on Mars. The colonies are linked together by the occasional sublight colony ship voyages and hyperspatial data-casting. Human consciousness is digitally freighted between the stars and downloaded into bodies as a matter of course. But some things never change. So when ex-envoy, now-convict Takeshi Kovacs has his consciousness and skills downloaded into the body of a nicotine-addicted ex-thug and presented with a catch-22 offer, he really shouldn¿t be surprised. Contracted by a billionaire to discover who murdered his last body, Kovacs is drawn into a terrifying conspiracy that stretches across known space and to the very top of society. For a first-time SF writer to be so surely in command of narrative and technology, so brilliant at world-building, so able to write such readable and enjoyable SF adventure, is simply extraordinary.

Download or read book Nasty Bet written by Mika Lane and published by Mika Lane. This book was released on 2020-02-10 with total page 221 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I was an innocent college girl… until they took bets on me. I’m not perfect. In fact, I might have a little problem. And it might involve breaking the law. When mob boss Leo Borroni and his buddies catch me in the act, well, I’m pretty much screwed. They take bets on how far I’ll go to get out of the mess I'm in. And the winner? Looks like he gets… ME. This hot, over-the-top romance includes sexy mafia hitmen with a penchant for pursuing and protecting the women who give them a run for their money. If you love outrageously naughty stories as a way to indulge your not-so-secret bad girl side, this is for you. ALSO AVAILABLE IN AUDIO Please note: books in this series can be read in any order. Enjoy! 1) Dirty Game 2) Nasty Bet 3) Filthy Deal 4) Foolish Deal

Download or read book A Warriors Road written by Marvin Wines and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2011-08-22 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: MEET LUTHER WISE. A SMALL TOWN NATIVE AMERICAN BOY GROWING UP IN THE BACK WOODS OF THE UNITED STATES. A ROUGH, RAW STORY THAT IS NOT ONLY TRUE, BUT SCARY AND HEARTBREAKING AT THE SAME TIME. FROM WITNESSING A MURDER AT THE AGE 13, TO THE DARK ROAD OF CRIME HE CHOSE TO WALK, HIS STORY WILL PULL YOU IN AND MAKE YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE. GRITTY, BUT HEARTFELT, HE TELLS THE STORY OF HIS LIFE AND THE WARRIORS ROAD HE CHOSE TO WALK....THOSE HE LEFT BEHIND AND THOSE THAT GOT LOST ALONG THE WAY.....THIS BOOK WILL TOUCH THE DARKNESS INSIDE US ALL, BUT GRAB YOUR HEART WITH THE TRUTH OF A LIFE LIVED ON A DARK ROAD...YOU WILL FEEL SHOCK, ANGER AND PASSION, BUT MOST OF ALL YOU WILL SEE THAT NO MATTER HOW DARK THE PATHS YOU WALK ARE, WE ALL HAVE THE POWER TO CHANGE............

Download or read book Figuring Shit Out written by Amy Biancolli and published by Behler Publications, LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-29 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Your life isn't over." My dad says this. "I mean, YOUR life isn't over. Beyond the kids. You'll go on living, doing things. This isn't it." I know, I assure him. I have the kids. They need me. They're my life now. "OK," he replies, then grunts—more of a brief hum. He only hums when he thinks I'm full of shit. Shockingly single. Amy Biancolli's life went off script more dramatically than most after her husband of twenty years jumped off the roof of a parking garage. Left with three children, a three-story house, and a pile of knotty psychological complications, Amy realizes the flooding dishwasher, dead car battery, rapidly growing lawn, basement sump pump, and broken doorknob aren't going to fix themselves. She also realizes that "figuring shit out" means accepting the horrors that came her way, rolling with them, slogging through them, helping others through theirs, and working her way through life with love and laughter. Amy Biancolli is an author and journalist whose column appears in the Albany Times Union. Before that, Amy served as film critic for the Houston Chronicle where her reviews, published around the country, won her the 2007 Comment and Criticism Award from the Texas Associated Press Managing Editors Association. Biancolli is the author of House of Holy Fools: A Family Portrait in Six Cracked Parts, which earned her Albany Author of the Year. Amy lives in Albany, New York, with her three children.

Download or read book Sweet November written by Horatio Gates and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-11-04 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This has been a journey of self-love, hope, peace, and love. The main character was named after my late brother Montierre who passed away at a very young age. This book is dedicated to my friend who passed away, I hope you rest in paradise.

Download or read book CHIP ROCK and the FAT OLD FART written by Michael Daswick and published by PLAYA CHICA PRESS. This book was released on 2020-01-01 with total page 461 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The importance of the Outsider. Chip Rock has just aged out of the pathetic orphanage known as Boys Hall, in the comically doleful little town of No Palms on the SoCal coast. Low on luck and opportunity, Chip sets out to find a meaningful place in the world. It's no ordinary journey. Aimless and quick with bad choices, Chip wanders into a rich tapestry of characters: the grumps at the No Palms Women's Club; the nagging neighbor Rosita right across the street; the Old Town Dog, luckless fishermen, and the pretty new girl at the bank. Never shy, Chip meets an outcast butcher named Deacon O’Dell, seemingly the embodiment of all Chip's lousy luck, rolled into one person. Nonetheless, sparks set off an unlikely bond and an adventure of stunning hardships, but with a remote chance for rejuvenation. CHIP ROCK and the FAT OLD FART tells the story of the comic and poignant friendship between 23 year old Chip and 55 year old Deacon, and explores the glue which bind together imperfect families and flawed friendships. Author Michael Daswick is the winner of the two greatest literary awards from Columbia University. His inspiring work tackles epic themes of guilt, redemption, loss, struggle, friendship and fatherhood. Rich yet quirky, always mixing humor with drama, Michael writes at the crossroads of sophistication and the idiosyncratic. Fat Old Fart constantly mixes striking settings, and noble decisions that lead to unexpected results. It’s a coming-of-age saga about Chip -- and a coming-of-old-age awakening for Deacon, who strives to learn the true meaning of fatherhood. A spree of events teaches the orphan Chip how families are born not only by blood, but also through friendship, workplace, and neighborhoods. Families beget entire communities. From No Palms to Mexico, their adventure and struggle brings together a vastly different collection of people, building into a desperate and very emotional ending which none of them expect. Fat Old Fart grew out of several linked short stories, always portraying the Underdog, from which author Michael Daswick won both of Columbia's prestigious literary awards: The Bennett Cerf Memorial Prize for Fiction and The Cornell Woolrich Fellowship for Creative Writing. He lives in Scottsdale with his wife Kim and family. Fat Old Fart is the first in the Chip Rock Series. The sequel is CHIP ROCK and the CATALINA KID. Chip’s early years at Boys Hall are chronicled in the award-winning short story collection, HALLBOYS.

Download or read book Young and in Love written by Anna Johnston and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2023-03-03 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: About the Book As children of rock stars, Roxanne and James are not growing up like your average teenagers. They’ve been best friends from an early age, they’re schooled online, and have plenty of money at their disposal. However, as they enter puberty, their feelings begin to shift, and life on a cramped tour bus doesn’t exactly make things easy for their budding love. Young and In Love is the first in a series and follows all the relationships of this big, touring musical family through all their loss, pain, joy, rage, passion, and other big changes, like new members and even the birth of a new band. Through it all, they may learn that even in your darkest moments, you can still find lifetime friends and there is always that one person in your life who will stand by you no matter what. Love conquers all. About the Author Anna Johnston is married to her amazing husband. They met in elementary school band, and he has been in and out of her life ever since. The last time their paths crossed, he asked her to marry him, and they have been together for eight and half years. They have two amazing kids. Anna has anxiety and depression, so some days are better than others for her, but her mother is always there no matter what. Anna’s father is also a huge supporter of her art and writing. She has an older sister, and she is Anna’s role model. Then there is her younger sister who always brightens her day. Anna’s hobbies are writing her stories and pretty much anything to do with art. Johnston explains, “Sometimes I get the ideas for my books and art from dreams and sometimes it is just a random thought or song.”