Download or read book 101 So Bad They re Good Dad Jokes written by Elias Hill and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-07-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad jokes. They make you cringe, they make you groan but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. Be it during a wedding toast or when introducing your dad to someone you want to impress, dad never fails to insert a dad joke wherever he can. This dad joke book makes a great gift for the dad who has everything and has heard everything. Or maybe you want to buy it for yourself and come prepared the next time dad wants to have a joke off. In any event, 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes will have your eyes rolling into the back of your head faster than dad can strip to his tighty-whities on a hot summer day!
Download or read book The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes written by Ian Allen and published by Portico. This book was released on 2013-08-08 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!
Download or read book Original Dad Jokes So Bad They re Hilarious written by Francesca Huff and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-04 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Original Dad Jokes - So Bad They're Hilarious: Q: My therapist hates it when I stand in the corner of the waiting room, blowing air at people. A: It's annoying, but I'm a big fan. This dad joke book is pretty simple but contains the best dad jokes on earth.* *in our Opinion. It comes with over 400 cheesy bad but awesome funny dad jokes. Those one-liners and short anecdotes are a jolly old laugh for your old chap. Perfect to make everyone laugh! Features 6 x 9 inch portable size for all purposes, fitting perfectly into your backpack or bag 91 pages with over 400 unique dad jokes Simple, Stylish, Elegant Cover Art Soft, glossy and classy gold-effect Cover the perfect gift for any occasion, particularly as Christmas or Birthday gifts What are you waiting for? Scroll up and click 'add to cart' for a hilarious experience with family and friends! Thank you for viewing our products.
Download or read book Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes written by Spiffy McChappy and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-23 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gift for any Dad who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! (cough cough) A fantastic novelty gift for Fathers day, Birthdays & Christmas. Clean family friendly jokes. The first page has space for you to write a special message, an ideal alternative to a card. Please note this book is not a joke book about Dads. It is a joke book full of Dad jokes. A Dad joke can best be described as an embarrassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during special occasions & makes the family wince. This book will be a jolly old laugh for your old chap, but not so much for you. Please also note: No refunds will be given due to any embarrassment this book will cause you or if your eyes get sore from constant eye rolls.
Download or read book Bad Dad Jokes written by Willow Creek Press and published by . This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The dad joke is a delicate thing. Part knowing humor, part lack of humor, it's only requirement is that it elicits not a laugh from its audience but the annoyed response: "Daaaaaaaaad." Bad Dad Jokes is the biggest, baddest collection of "so bad they're actually good" jokes that are guaranteed to deliver a daily dose of groans and giggles. Bad Dad Jokes is a one of a kind collection of extraordinary humor in one book. By giving this collection as a gift you will bring humor and lasting memories to events for years to come.
Download or read book Awfully Good Dad Jokes written by Richard Sanchez and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-22 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's the most dadly force in the universe? Dad jokes. Awfully Good Dad Jokes is filled with brand new dad jokes with the power to make both the reader and listener alike roll their eyes, groan, and then smile in amusement. P.S. You don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes. "How do you measure Millennials?" "In Instagrams!" We have complied the punniest, top-quality one-liners, and quips we could think of! And the best part is Awfully Good Dad Jokes is: Fun for the whole friendly - Our jokes are safe enough to tell your kids and make them laugh, but still amusing enough to make your friends and get the same effect. So awful, they're good - Dad jokes gained their reputation because they're so bad, they actually end up being amusing and even funny! That's what makes them so good. Spread positivity and lighten the mood in seconds. You'll always have something to say, with plenty of dad joke ammo thanks to this book. This book makes the perfect gift for dads, fur baby dads, and everyone with exquisite taste who enjoys making others smile and spreading good vibes.
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Jimmy Niro and published by World's Best Dad Jokes Collection. This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." Ah, the dad joke--humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road. With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes
Download or read book 501 Terribly Good Dad Jokes written by Kidsville Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-20 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: **Father's Day Special Edition!** What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business! What do sprinters do before a race? Nothing, they fast. When does a joke become a dad joke? Are you a dad who likes to make terrible jokes? Perhaps you're a kid who has a groanworthy father and you want your revenge, but you need some fuel? Then keep on reading... We know that jokes are some of the best ways to pass time and bond with friends and family, and sometimes the worse the better. Dads are famous for bad jokes, and in this special father's day edition, we've gathered them all in one place! Dad jokes have been around since the dawn of time and continuously bring joy and entertainment to all different types of people around the world to this very day. Sometimes, it can feel like you've heard them all before. The good news is that this special book for punny dads solves that problem for you! In 501 Terribly Good Dad Jokes!, you can expect: 501 of the most exceptionally awful Dad jokes you'll find anywhere Jokes that are easy to read, comprehend and understand 4 different categories of puns, jokes, and silly riddles to make you laugh and groan! Fun and interactive laughs that kids, family - and Dad's especially - will adore Hours of hilarious entertainment for the entire family And a whole lot more... We've made it our #1 priority to find new funny and so-bad-they're-good Dad-inspired jokes to keep you and your family entertained for hours. So, are you ready to see who'll hold the dad joke crown? Then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button now!
Download or read book Terrible Dad Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-29 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of over 600 dad jokes is the perfect gift for any dads who love making their kids laugh (or groan and roll their eyes in despair!) So bad, they're good - These jokes are seriously awful, and that's exactly what makes them awesome. Family friendly - All the jokes are clean and appropriate for kids. They're your prime victims, after all! Ideal alternative to a card - You can write a message inside the cover to personalize the book and make a memorable gift. Great gift idea - Dad joke books make ideal gifts for Father's day, for birthdays, for Valentine's day or as funny Christmas stocking stuffers.
Download or read book My Dad s Jokes Are Very Terribly Awfully Painfully Bad written by Jacob Eckeberger and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-21 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book inspired by Dad Jokes and the families who put up with them (but secretly love them, too).
Download or read book The Great Book of Dad Jokes written by Jim Hogan and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-11-03 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Great Book of Dad Jokes is here, packed with hundreds of bad, corny but funny jokes and puns. In fact, they are so bad, they're good! In this book you can be sure to find hilarious dad jokes like: - What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? - Carlos! - How many apples grow on a tree? - All of them! - What did one snowman say to the other one? - Do you smell carrots? HAHA, hilarious right? Get your hands on The Great Book of Dad Jokes today and up your joke game, or maybe you know someone this would be a great gift for? It's a great birthday present! Remember, A laugh a day keeps the doctor away!
Download or read book 501 Terribly Good Dad Jokes written by Old Chap Entertainment and published by Humour. This book was released on 2020-10-20 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!What do sprinters do before a race? Nothing, they fast. When does a joke become a dad joke? Are you a dad who likes to make terrible jokes? Perhaps you're a kid who has a groan worthy father and you want your revenge, but you need some fuel? Then keep on reading... We know that jokes are some of the best ways to pass time and bond with friends and family, and sometimes the worse the better. Dads are famous for bad jokes, and in this special father's day edition, we've gathered them all in one place! Dad jokes have been around since the dawn of time and continuously bring joy and entertainment to all different types of people around the world to this very day. Sometimes, it can feel like you've heard them all before. The good news is that this special book for punny dads solves that problem for you! In 501 Terribly Good Dad Jokes!, you can expect: ● 501 of the most exceptionally awful Dad jokes you'll find anywhere ● Jokes that are easy to read, comprehend and understand ● 4 different categories of puns, jokes, and silly riddles to make you laugh and groan! ● Fun and interactive laughs that kids, family - and Dad's especially - will adore ● Hours of hilarious entertainment for the entire family And a whole lot more... We've made it our #1 priority to find new funny and so-bad-they're-good Dad-inspired jokes to keep you and your family entertained for hours. So, are you ready to see who'll hold the dad joke crown? Then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button now!
Download or read book Dad Jokes So Bad They re Good written by Nalved Press Publication and published by . This book was released on 2021-06-27 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pun-loving dads and pun lovers are sure to enjoy this gift! Dad jokes include these: Family-friendly jokes to share that are entertaining at either the breakfast table or the bar. Famous dad jokes like Tim Allen, Chris Rock, and Homer Simpson may inspire you to tell your own. A monthly format―Discover jokes divided into months for easy reading and exploring. 100 pages
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-09-01 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Dad Says Jokes and published by Cassell. This book was released on 2019-05-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of the very best jokes from the hilarious Instagram account @dadsaysjokes - so bad they're good. From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Here are a couple of tasters: Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose. Q: Are you today's date? A: Cuz you're 10/10.
Download or read book Reader s Digest Fun Jokes for Funny Kids written by Reader's Digest and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-07-02 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Where does a king keep his armies?... ...In his sleevies! Do you have a budding comedian on your hands? Loaded with Knock Knock jokes, riddles, one-liners, tongue twisters and puns, Fun Jokes for Funny Kids will give them hours of new material that will keep kids ages 6-12 rolling in laughter. Knock Knock jokes, riddles, tongue twisters and puns guaranteed to make your kids (and you) laugh out loud. Also includes illustrations and cartoons for extra giggles. Knock Knock. ...Who's there? Boo hoo! ...Boo hoo who? Aww, don't cry--it's just a joke! Knock Knock. ...Who's there? Olive. ...Olive who? Olive you and I don't care who knows it! What do you call an old snowman? ...Water! Which dinosaur knew the most words? ...The thesaurus! What do you call a fish with no eyes? ...fsh! What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! How do turtles talk to each other? By using shell phones! Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed! Why did the spider go to the computer? To check his web site. Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
Download or read book 368 Terrible Dad Jokes written by Bryce Atkins and published by Idyll Publishing. This book was released on 2020-11-09 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you lacking in the joke department? Do you want to level up your comedy game? Or maybe you just want to read some cringey jokes? 'Dad Jokes' contains hundreds of hilariously punny jokes. From the casual jokester to the eager comedian, this book caters to all. If you love entertaining, or just love to fill the room with laughter, there are heaps of funny gags waiting for you inside. As terrible as they may be, they serve as great ice breakers, help pass the time at work, or even form the foundations of a budding comedian. Now let's get straight to it and enjoy some appallingly hysterical dad jokes!
