Download or read book My Dad s Jokes Are Very Terribly Awfully Painfully Bad written by Jacob Eckeberger and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-21 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book inspired by Dad Jokes and the families who put up with them (but secretly love them, too).

Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-09-01 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!

Download or read book The World s Best Dad Jokes for Kids Volume 3 written by Lisa Swerling and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2019-10-29 with total page 215 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This illustrated book by the New York Times–bestselling creators of the Happiness Is . . . project will leave your family in stitches. The World’s Best Dad Jokes for Kids is filled with hundreds of corny, brilliant, and silly jokes that dads love to tell—each paired with a small drawing that’s a sweet comic gem in itself. It’s the perfect book for road trips, rainy days, or those special moments when kids and parents can laugh together.

Download or read book Dad Jokes Illustrated written by Jolly Roger and published by . This book was released on 2023-04-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: What do you call a dad joke book with no pictures? A: A novel."Dad Jokes Illustrated, For People Who Can See" - is the perfect gift for dads who can see and love nothing more than making their family groan with corny one-liners. This book is the ultimate collection of dad jokes, but with a totally new funny twist that no other dad joke book in the world can deliver - it's actually funny, and it's illustrated! Gone are the old-school days of Dad simply reading the punchline out of an old book and everyone rolling their eyes. With "Dad Jokes Illustrated", the entire family can now see and hear even the worst dad jokes jump out of the book right in front of their eyes. Just Imagine a dad joke about a dog jumping out of an airplane and BAM, there is a funny illustration of a dog actually doing it! Now for the legal part so I won't get sued:Legal disclaimer #1: If your dad is totally blind this book will not make him laugh any more than any run-of-the-mill boring dad joke book without illustrations. Legal disclaimer #2: If your dad has only one eye he may only get half of the illustrations. Now for the fun part:This book is the best Father's Day gift you could ever give. Especially to somebody else's dad so you don't have to constantly hear all the Dad jokes over and over again. It is the perfect Dad's Day gift. Especially if you have a car so you can leave the house before he can start reading it out loud. This book will have all the people you leave behind cursing you for days as their dad tortures them with dad jokes. So if you're looking for a gift that will have everyone around your dad rolling their eyes and cursing you out, you have to buy "Dad Jokes Illustrated For People That Can See".It's more fun than making the dang kids in the first place.

Download or read book Wait Why written by Audrey Bea and published by Xist Publishing. This book was released on 2023-06-24 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is cheesecake a pie or a cake? Get ready to tickle your funny bone and flex your brain with Wait, Why?, the sequel to the best-selling book from Audrey Bea, "Wait, What?" "Wait, Why?" is a 28-page nonfiction joke book from the Illustrated Jokes book series, written by Audrey Bea and illustrated by Adamm Paul Bueno. The book is filled with a variety of jokes and puns that will make readers laugh and think. The jokes in this book are based on word play and puns, that are presented in a simple and easy to understand language. The book is great for kids and adults of all ages, who love to laugh and enjoy wordplay. The book is also a great way to introduce children to the concept of puns and wordplay.

Download or read book Stop the Dad Jokes written by Adrian Beck and published by Random House Australia. This book was released on 2021-07-02 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Father's Day picture book from funny guy Adrian Beck that will have the whole family laughing. Warning: Do not show this book to dads! This book is full of DAD JOKES that are embarrassing, goofy and NOT FUNNY! A trip to the zoo with Dad means seeing lots of animals . . . and hearing plenty of dad jokes too! A hilarious story by Adrian Beck (a dad) illustrated by Simon Greiner (another dad). The perfect Father's Day gift and read-aloud story!

Download or read book Laugh Out Loud Dad Jokes ILLUSTRATED written by Dino Bambino and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-09-08 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad jokes. They make you cringe, they make you groan but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. Be it during a wedding toast or when introducing your dad to someone you want to impress, dad never fails to insert a dad joke wherever he can. This dad joke book makes a great gift for the dad who has everything and has heard everything. Or maybe you want to buy it for yourself and come prepared the next time dad wants to have a joke off. In any event, Laugh Out Loud Dad Jokes will have your eyes rolling into the back of your head faster than dad can strip to his tighty-whities on a hot summer day!

Download or read book The Big Book of Dad Jokes written by James Carlisle and published by . This book was released on 2018-08-13 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At Last, It's Bigger, it's Better, it's the 100% FAMILY FRIENDLY joke, puzzle, colouring book you've been looking for!! Full of Jokes, Puzzles, Coloring pages and Fun, Fun, Fun! The perfect gift for kids, & dads who want to keep their kids in stitches! FULLY ILLUSTRATED "the big book of DAD JOKES" has literally hundreds of clean, kids jokes to keep you entertained. Check out the LOOK INSIDE, check out the PAGE COUNT, check out the BIGGER SIZE and see for yourself how much more you are getting! Jokes, Crossword Puzzles, Colouring Pages and Spot the difference puzzles! It's the PERFECT GIFT FOR BIRTHDAYS, CHRISTMAS, or just a fun way to say I love you!!

Download or read book Dad Jokes Hall of Shame written by Andy Herald and published by Weldon Owen International. This book was released on 2021-04-27 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 1,000 gags and groaners to make you crack up and cringe at the same time! From the creators of the popular humor website HowToBeADad.com, this is a collection of 1,000 of the most amusing—and most painful—Dad Jokes ever. Humor is often referred to as the best medicine, and this collection of Dad Jokes—guaranteed the most groan-and-forehead-slap-worthy on the market—offers a broad selection of humorous puns and quips. Organized by joke theme—from animals to holidays to technology—it includes more than a hundred illustrations, and even touches on some timely topics (“Because of the pandemic, they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship. It’s on paperview.”)

Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes written by Gordon Hideaki Nagai and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-10 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”

Download or read book Dad Jokes Illustrated written by Sawel and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-09-10 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What are Dad jokes? Dad jokes are a form of fun, lightweight humor around the dinner table. They are clean and are a great way for families to bond. Why should you teach your kids humor, puns, and comedy at a young age? Humor is a great tool that every child should learn at a young age. Joking around with parents acts as a great tool for bonding. It also allows your kid to develop self-confidence. Jokes can also help kids make new friends. Is comedy beneficial for a child? Well, yes. Research shows that it is one of the best coping mechanisms for adults. Children can also use this to cope with the loss of a loved one or a family pet. This book features a clean and classic comedy that is fit for kids of all ages. Even adults can have a giggle while going through the book.

Download or read book Dad Jokes Illustrated Picture Book For Kids written by Sawel and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-10-10 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With the success of the first book comes the second iteration of the title. Dad jokes for kids is meant to promote bonding with kids at an early age. Jokes are an integral part of any social gathering. Teaching your kids how to jokes around can help them massive in building their communication skills. It prevents children from becoming introverted and autistic. Highly recommended for first child and single child families.

Download or read book Have a Little Pun written by Frida Clements and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2015-08-11 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Artist Frida Clements playfully combines colorfully detailed flora and fauna drawings with funny hand-lettered wordplay in this collection of beautifully illustrated puns. Honey, bee yourself! Gopher it. Don't be koi. Like puns? That's coo, says the pigeon. Hate puns? Birch, please. Bringing a giggle (and sometimes a groan) with each inspired page, this clever ebook makes a lovely and lighthearted gift for fans of witty humor and illustration. Having a bad hare day? Feeling a little antsy? What the hail, just dill with it, and for fox sake, have a little pun.

Download or read book The Ultimate Joke Book for Dads written by Frida Trumont and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-04-22 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The beautifully illustrated "The Ultimate Joke Book for Dads: Volume II" is a treasure trove of chuckles and groans, perfectly crafted for the dad joke aficionado. Each page bursts with classic one-liners, clever puns, and hilariously bad jokes that epitomize dad humor at its finest. Accompanied by playful and vibrant illustrations, these jokes bring to life the whimsical spirit of dad-style comedy. Designed as a follow-up to its beloved predecessor, this book aims to continue the tradition of bringing families together through laughter. It serves as a perfect gift for any occasion, whether it's Father's Day, a birthday, or just a day when the mood needs lifting. "The Ultimate Joke Book for Dads: Volume II" promises to be a delightful read for dads and their families, ensuring that the legacy of dad jokes is passed down through generations with a smile.

Download or read book Good Bad and Just Plain Silly Dad Jokes written by Hayden Fox and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-05-21 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover The Ultimate Collection of Dad Jokes for Dads Who Think They Are Funny! Plus Illustrations on Every Page! Are you running out of silly dad jokes for your kid's sleepover parties? Are your bad dad jokes supplies running low? Do you need a dad joke book full of terribly good and tremendously bad dad jokes? Introducing The Dreadfully Good Joke Book for Dads & Their Kids! Now you can start embarrassing your children and your wife with a fresh batch of hilarious dad jokes that will make everyone groan and roll their eyes. Hayden Fox, the author of this dad joke book, is a school teacher and veteran parent with an endless supply of ridiculous dad jokes - ranging from mildly funny to sizzling red-hot-sauce-grade hilarious. Top 3 Reasons to Choose This Dad Joke Book for Kids and Their Dads: ✅ Show Off Your Great Sense of Humor There's nothing better than a really good, bad dad joke. It makes everyone laugh and lightens the mood on any occasion. From parent-teacher conferences (proceed at your own risk) to camping trips, boy scout adventures, and family vacations, a good dad joke will get the job done. ✅ Tons of Different Ways to Break the Ice Have you ever found yourself in an awkward social situation? Need a quick zinger that will break the ice? Go into your little book of big laughs and find the perfect dad joke for your co-workers, distant relatives, or kid's sleepover buddies. ✅ Surprise Your Father, Grandfather or Friend If you are looking for funny dad gifts, gifts for new parents, new dad gifts for men or a special Father's Day gift for your boyfriend, husband, father or grandpa, look no further. Our joke book for adults and kids will make the best birthday, Father's Day or Christmas gift. ✅ Great For Kids Too All the jokes found in this book are clean and kid-friendly and there are illustrations on every page! What Are You Waiting for? Click "Buy Now" & Start Tormenting Your Loved Ones with Your Devilishly Funny Dad Jokes!

Download or read book Dad Jokes For Kids written by Hayden Fox and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-08 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover The Ultimate Collection of Dad Jokes For Dads Who Think They Are Funny! Plus Illustrations Throughout The Book! Are you running out of silly dad jokes for your kid's sleepover parties? Are your bad dad jokes supplies running low? Do you need a dad joke book full of terribly good and tremendously bad dad jokes? Introducing The Dreadfully Good Joke Book for Dads & Their Kids! Now you can start embarrassing your children and your wife with a fresh batch of hilarious dad jokes that will make everyone groan and roll their eyes. Hayden Fox, the author of this dad joke book, is a school teacher and veteran parent with an endless supply of ridiculous dad jokes - ranging from mildly funny to sizzling red-hot-sauce-grade hilarious. Top 3 Reasons to Choose This Dad Joke Book for Kids and Their Dads: ✅ Show Off Your Great Sense of Humor There's nothing better than a really good, bad dad joke. It makes everyone laugh and lightens the mood on any occasion. From parent-teacher conferences (proceed at your own risk) to camping trips, boy scout adventures, and family vacations, a good dad joke will get the job done. ✅ Tons of Different Ways to Break the Ice Have you ever found yourself in an awkward social situation? Need a quick zinger that will break the ice? Go into your little book of big laughs and find the perfect dad joke for your co-workers, distant relatives, or kid's sleepover buddies. ✅ Surprise Your Father, Grandfather or Friend If you are looking for funny dad gifts, gifts for new parents, new dad gifts for men or a special Father's Day gift for your boyfriend, husband, father or grandpa, look no further. Our joke book for adults and kids will make the best birthday, Father's Day or Christmas gift. ✅ Great For Kids Too All the jokes found in this book are clean and kid-friendly and there are illustrations on every page! What Are You Waiting for? Click "Buy Now" & Start Tormenting Your Loved Ones with Your Devilishly Funny Dad Jokes!

Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Chris Crow and published by . This book was released on 2018-05-11 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book contains such cheesy jokes and terrible puns that they make you laugh and groan at the same time - in other words, this is the perfect book for every dad! Each hilariously cheesy dad joke is illustrated by a pop-art cartoon drawing. Cover: Paperback Size: 8.5 x 8.5 inches / 21.6 x 21.6 cm Interior: 50 full-colour pages, each page containing a dreadfully cheesy dad joke and a pop-art style cartoon picture Find out more: www.lusciousbooks.co.uk/chris-crow