Download or read book Dad Jokes Hall of Shame written by Andy Herald and published by Weldon Owen International. This book was released on 2021-04-27 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 1,000 gags and groaners to make you crack up and cringe at the same time! From the creators of the popular humor website HowToBeADad.com, this is a collection of 1,000 of the most amusing—and most painful—Dad Jokes ever. Humor is often referred to as the best medicine, and this collection of Dad Jokes—guaranteed the most groan-and-forehead-slap-worthy on the market—offers a broad selection of humorous puns and quips. Organized by joke theme—from animals to holidays to technology—it includes more than a hundred illustrations, and even touches on some timely topics (“Because of the pandemic, they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship. It’s on paperview.”)
Download or read book A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes written by Taylor Calmus and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-10-08 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A delightfully corny dad joke book for every day of the year Unleash the dadliest force known to man: dad jokes. A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes is packed with jokes to make you groan—and then make you smile. Master jokesters Peter L. Harmon and Taylor Calmus (aka "Dude Dad") offer enough top-quality puns, quips, one-liners, and made-up stories to last you an entire year. This book of dad jokes includes: Family-friendly fun—Share jokes that are safe for both the bar and the breakfast table. Famous dad jokes—Take inspiration from famous dads like Tim Allen, Chris Rock, and Homer Simpson. A monthly format—Discover jokes divided into months for easy reading and exploring. Earn your place in the Dad Joke Hall of Fame with this unique book of ridiculous dad jokes.
Download or read book Probably the Greatest Bad Dad Jokes in the World written by Enjoy Discovering and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-15 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Father's Day 2021 is fast approaching! Want to make an unforgettable gift, full of laughter, humor and fun? The perfect gift for the man who has everything! Dad Joke Book - is a collection of the best timeless jokes that will never get boring. Contents: Corny Dad Jokes Pop Culture Dad Jokes Dad Jokes That Are Responses to Kid Questions "I Have a Joke About..." Dad Jokes Setup-Punchline Dad Jokes One-Liner Dad Jokes BAD DAD JOKES Parenting Dad Jokes "My Wife" Dad Jokes Sick Dad Jokes 'Groaner' Dad Jokes Punny Dad Jokes Dumb Dad Jokes Dad Jokes for Kids Dad jokes for the nature loving dads Dad jokes for the foodie dads Dad jokes for the groan - worthy dads Hall of fame classics Click "Buy it" and give a smile to your loved ones today!
Download or read book A Dad Joke a Day written by DaddiLife Books and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-19 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for the perfect gift for dad? Then keep reading... Unleash dads' ultimate superpower with a terribly good dad joke for EVERYDAY of the year! Can A Dad Joke A Day keep the doctor away? Perhaps not. But a dad joke in the right hands can keep the kids and family on their toes, and at their eye rolling best! In this book from DaddiLife Books - the dads and writers behind the leading platform for modern day fathers - there's a different clean and family friendly dad joke everyday, with groan worthy tummy ticklers on specific calendar days of the year too (see if you can spot them all). What makes this book of dad jokes a special gift: Create a little family fun, everyday - A different cheesy and punny dad joke for every day of the year, including Leap Years, so dad can be top of his dad joke game 24/7 with knee slappers such as: Why was the broom running late? It over-swept. And, What do you call a hen who counts her eggs? A mathemachicken. Understand the science behind the dad joke - How our brains understand dad jokes differently to normal jokes, and the psychology behind a great dad joke versus an average dad joke. Sharpen your joke telling - Whether for new dads or (ahem) more experienced dads, for those who need a cheesy dad joke for a wedding speech or an everyday family laugh, this book has the best advice from across the DaddiLife community on how to tell a dad joke to its very finest, even if you have never told a dad joke before (seriously, where have you been)! Tell dad jokes on specific days of the year - Whether it's New Year, Christmas, or Star Wars day, you won't just be funny, but hilariously punny with these bad dad jokes! What Amazon readers are saying: ★★★★★ "An easy read, silly, and a great way to get the family involved and laughing together." ★★★★★ "Bought for my husband. He really likes it. He looks at more than one per day though because he can't resist learning new dad jokes." ★★★★★ "I could not help laughing my a** off reading these." ★★★★★ "The kids love the jokes and keep poring through the pages to find a new joke to tell us and their Dad has really enjoyed learning the science behind the dad joke and how to tell the perfect dad joke." ★★★★★ "The jokes themselves are exactly what you want from a dad joke - cringey, tut-inducing, eye-rolling. As soon as I got the book, we started by reading a joke from our family's birthdays." If you're looking for a fantastic gift for dad for Father's Day, Birthdays or Christmas, arm Dad with everything he needs for his ultimate mission - joining the Dad Joke Hall of Fame - by clicking the Add to Cart button.
Download or read book 501 Terribly Good Dad Jokes written by Kidsville Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-20 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: **Father's Day Special Edition!** What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business! What do sprinters do before a race? Nothing, they fast. When does a joke become a dad joke? Are you a dad who likes to make terrible jokes? Perhaps you're a kid who has a groanworthy father and you want your revenge, but you need some fuel? Then keep on reading... We know that jokes are some of the best ways to pass time and bond with friends and family, and sometimes the worse the better. Dads are famous for bad jokes, and in this special father's day edition, we've gathered them all in one place! Dad jokes have been around since the dawn of time and continuously bring joy and entertainment to all different types of people around the world to this very day. Sometimes, it can feel like you've heard them all before. The good news is that this special book for punny dads solves that problem for you! In 501 Terribly Good Dad Jokes!, you can expect: 501 of the most exceptionally awful Dad jokes you'll find anywhere Jokes that are easy to read, comprehend and understand 4 different categories of puns, jokes, and silly riddles to make you laugh and groan! Fun and interactive laughs that kids, family - and Dad's especially - will adore Hours of hilarious entertainment for the entire family And a whole lot more... We've made it our #1 priority to find new funny and so-bad-they're-good Dad-inspired jokes to keep you and your family entertained for hours. So, are you ready to see who'll hold the dad joke crown? Then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button now!
Download or read book Super Dad Jokes written by Jimmy Niro and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-09-01 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate laugh-out-loud Christmas gift for any pun lover or Super Dad out there! Q: What super power do you get when you become a parent? A: Supervision. Super Dad Jokes is perfect for all heroes out there—from the dad experts to the first-time fathers embracing their most cringe-worthy dad powers! This new edition from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro has over 500 magnificent puns, stories, and anti-jokes—the best way to celebrate and laugh at dad's super (bad) joke skills! The perfect birthday gift, holiday stocking stuffer, or white elephant gag gift from any daughter, son, or partner to the super dad or grandpa who makes their eyes roll with super speed. Arm yourself against the forces of evil and good taste with this heroically funny joke book. It's time to save the world, one joke at a time! Includes knee-slappers like: I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it. Q: What is the sleepiest fruit? A: Napricot. "Dad, do you want a box for your leftovers?" "No, but I'll wrestle you for them!"
Download or read book 501 Terribly Good Dad Jokes written by Old Chap Entertainment and published by Humour. This book was released on 2020-10-20 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!What do sprinters do before a race? Nothing, they fast. When does a joke become a dad joke? Are you a dad who likes to make terrible jokes? Perhaps you're a kid who has a groan worthy father and you want your revenge, but you need some fuel? Then keep on reading... We know that jokes are some of the best ways to pass time and bond with friends and family, and sometimes the worse the better. Dads are famous for bad jokes, and in this special father's day edition, we've gathered them all in one place! Dad jokes have been around since the dawn of time and continuously bring joy and entertainment to all different types of people around the world to this very day. Sometimes, it can feel like you've heard them all before. The good news is that this special book for punny dads solves that problem for you! In 501 Terribly Good Dad Jokes!, you can expect: ● 501 of the most exceptionally awful Dad jokes you'll find anywhere ● Jokes that are easy to read, comprehend and understand ● 4 different categories of puns, jokes, and silly riddles to make you laugh and groan! ● Fun and interactive laughs that kids, family - and Dad's especially - will adore ● Hours of hilarious entertainment for the entire family And a whole lot more... We've made it our #1 priority to find new funny and so-bad-they're-good Dad-inspired jokes to keep you and your family entertained for hours. So, are you ready to see who'll hold the dad joke crown? Then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button now!
Download or read book Pretty Good Joke Book written by Garrison Keillor and published by Blackstone Publishing. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
Download or read book Dad Jokes For Kids written by Hayden Fox and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-08 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover The Ultimate Collection of Dad Jokes For Dads Who Think They Are Funny! Plus Illustrations Throughout The Book! Are you running out of silly dad jokes for your kid's sleepover parties? Are your bad dad jokes supplies running low? Do you need a dad joke book full of terribly good and tremendously bad dad jokes? Introducing The Dreadfully Good Joke Book for Dads & Their Kids! Now you can start embarrassing your children and your wife with a fresh batch of hilarious dad jokes that will make everyone groan and roll their eyes. Hayden Fox, the author of this dad joke book, is a school teacher and veteran parent with an endless supply of ridiculous dad jokes - ranging from mildly funny to sizzling red-hot-sauce-grade hilarious. Top 3 Reasons to Choose This Dad Joke Book for Kids and Their Dads: ✅ Show Off Your Great Sense of Humor There's nothing better than a really good, bad dad joke. It makes everyone laugh and lightens the mood on any occasion. From parent-teacher conferences (proceed at your own risk) to camping trips, boy scout adventures, and family vacations, a good dad joke will get the job done. ✅ Tons of Different Ways to Break the Ice Have you ever found yourself in an awkward social situation? Need a quick zinger that will break the ice? Go into your little book of big laughs and find the perfect dad joke for your co-workers, distant relatives, or kid's sleepover buddies. ✅ Surprise Your Father, Grandfather or Friend If you are looking for funny dad gifts, gifts for new parents, new dad gifts for men or a special Father's Day gift for your boyfriend, husband, father or grandpa, look no further. Our joke book for adults and kids will make the best birthday, Father's Day or Christmas gift. ✅ Great For Kids Too All the jokes found in this book are clean and kid-friendly and there are illustrations on every page! What Are You Waiting for? Click "Buy Now" & Start Tormenting Your Loved Ones with Your Devilishly Funny Dad Jokes!
Download or read book Notes on Grief written by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie and published by Knopf. This book was released on 2021-05-11 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the globally acclaimed, best-selling novelist and author of We Should All Be Feminists, a timely and deeply personal account of the loss of her father: “With raw eloquence, Notes on Grief … captures the bewildering messiness of loss in a society that requires serenity, when you’d rather just scream. Grief is impolite ... Adichie’s words put welcome, authentic voice to this most universal of emotions, which is also one of the most universally avoided” (The Washington Post). Notes on Grief is an exquisite work of meditation, remembrance, and hope, written in the wake of Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie's beloved father’s death in the summer of 2020. As the COVID-19 pandemic raged around the world, and kept Adichie and her family members separated from one another, her father succumbed unexpectedly to complications of kidney failure. Expanding on her original New Yorker piece, Adichie shares how this loss shook her to her core. She writes about being one of the millions of people grieving this year; about the familial and cultural dimensions of grief and also about the loneliness and anger that are unavoidable in it. With signature precision of language, and glittering, devastating detail on the page—and never without touches of rich, honest humor—Adichie weaves together her own experience of her father’s death with threads of his life story, from his remarkable survival during the Biafran war, through a long career as a statistics professor, into the days of the pandemic in which he’d stay connected with his children and grandchildren over video chat from the family home in Abba, Nigeria. In the compact format of We Should All Be Feminists and Dear Ijeawele, Adichie delivers a gem of a book—a book that fundamentally connects us to one another as it probes one of the most universal human experiences. Notes on Grief is a book for this moment—a work readers will treasure and share now more than ever—and yet will prove durable and timeless, an indispensable addition to Adichie's canon.
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Evan Ramsey and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-08 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Dad Jokes Book! Get ready to laugh and make some groans! 250+ Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes is the best dad jokes book for any dad who just loves delivering funny dad jokes and puns to unsuspecting victimes. Funny Jokes and Puns You Can't Live Without! Being a dad means many things and the most important thing is being able to tell a good dad joke. Make sure your dad is equipped with the best jokes. 250+ Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes is a superb collection of funny dad jokes, hilarious one-liners and the best punny dad puns around. This joke book makes the best gift idea for dad! Your book includes: Classic dad jokes that never get old. Jokes for the whole family. So many funny Punny Puns! Great one-liners you don't want to be without. Groan-inducing humor. This makes a great gift not only for dads but for grandpa, uncle, brothers, fathers, teachers or anyone with a dad with a sense of humor! Help dad keep the laughs coming with this great joke book. Purchase today!
Download or read book The Well of Loneliness written by Radclyffe Hall and published by Read Books Ltd. This book was released on 2015-04-24 with total page 464 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This early work by Radclyffe Hall was originally published in 1928 and we are now republishing it with a brand new introductory biography. 'The Well of Loneliness' is a novel that follows an upper-class Englishwoman who falls in love with another woman while serving as an ambulance driver in World War I. Marguerite Radclyffe Hall was born on 12th August 1880, in Bournemouth, England. Hall's first novel The Unlit Lamp (1924) was a lengthy and grim tale that proved hard to sell. It was only published following the success of the much lighter social comedy The Forge (1924), which made the best-seller list of John O'London's Weekly. Hall is a key figure in lesbian literature for her novel The Well of Loneliness (1928). This is her only work with overt lesbian themes and tells the story of the life of a masculine lesbian named Stephen Gordon.
Download or read book Father ish written by Clint Edwards and published by Page Street Publishing. This book was released on 2020-10-20 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Father·ish: adjective. When a man is trying his best. Clint Edwards equates fatherhood to the time he did an important live TV interview from home: To the viewers, he looked put-together in a nice button-up shirt . . . but below the camera he wasn’t wearing any pants. And it may have looked like he was in a nice office, but he was in fact hidden in his bedroom closet because his whole house was too messy to show. This highly relatable collection gets to the heart of parenting: all those unexpected fails, awkward conversations, and well-intentioned little white lies. Clint chronicles all these things and more with stories like “The Time My Son Realized I Was Santa,” “I’ve Never Been to Hell, but I Have Been to a Little Girl’s Birthday Party,” and “How to Get the Sex Talk Very, Very Wrong.” And with each story you’ll see over and over again that there really aren’t any rules when it comes to parenting, and all you can do is try your best. Whether you’re a first-time parent unaware of what you’ve gotten yourself into yet, or a father of five, clinging to your last ounce of sanity, you’ll find relief in knowing that at end of the day, we’re all not wearing any pants.
Download or read book 199 Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes written by Adam Murphy and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-14 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away? A: If you throw it at them hard enough. Goosebumps all over my body! when i hear or read a cringe worthy dad joke, i rolled my eyes, embarrassed YET laughing so hard Ahh, Dad jokes, they've certainly got their charm. They make you cringe, they make you groan but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. Be it during a wedding toast or when introducing your dad to someone you want to impress, dad never fails to insert a dad joke wherever he can. This dad joke collection" 199......." features: Silly dad jokes Potty humor Dad responses In any event, "199 Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes" will have your eyes rolling into the back of your head faster than dad can strip to his tighty-whities on a hot summer day! Real cringe, really silly, really cheesy!! So scroll up and hit the buy button for your dad right now!!
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-09-01 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!
Download or read book I Came As a Shadow written by John Thompson and published by Henry Holt and Company. This book was released on 2020-12-15 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A NEW YORK TIMES NOTABLE BOOK The long-awaited autobiography from Georgetown University’s legendary coach, whose life on and off the basketball court threw America’s unresolved struggle with racial justice into sharp relief. John Thompson was never just a basketball coach and I Came As A Shadow is categorically not just a basketball autobiography. After five decades at the center of race and sports in America, Thompson—the iconic NCAA champion, Black activist, and educator—was ready to make the private public at last, and he completed this autobiography shortly before his death in the historically tumultuous summer of 2020. Chockful of stories and moving beyond mere stats (three Final Fours, four-time national coach of the year, seven Big East championships, 97 percent graduation rate), Thompson’s book drives us through his childhood under Jim Crow segregation to our current moment of racial reckoning. We experience riding shotgun with Celtics icon Red Auerbach and coaching NBA Hall of Famers like Patrick Ewing and Allen Iverson. What were the origins of the the phrase “Hoya Paranoia”? You’ll see. And parting his veil of secrecy, Thompson brings us into his negotiation with a D.C. drug kingpin in his players’ orbit in the 1980s, as well as behind the scenes of his years on the Nike board. Thompson’s mother was a teacher who had to clean houses because of racism in the nation's capital. His father could not read or write. Their son grew up to be a man with his own larger-than-life statue in a building that bears his family’s name on a campus once kept afloat by the selling of 272 enslaved Black people. This is a great American story, and John Thompson’s experience sheds light on many of the issues roiling our nation. In these pages, he proves himself to be the elder statesman whose final words college basketball and the country need to hear. I Came As A Shadow is not a swan song, but a bullhorn blast from one of America’s most prominent sons.
Download or read book So You ve Been Publicly Shamed written by Jon Ronson and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-03-31 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now a New York Times bestseller and from the author of The Psychopath Test, a captivating and brilliant exploration of one of our world's most underappreciated forces: shame. 'It's about the terror, isn't it?' 'The terror of what?' I said. 'The terror of being found out.' For the past three years, Jon Ronson has travelled the world meeting recipients of high-profile public shamings. The shamed are people like us - people who, say, made a joke on social media that came out badly, or made a mistake at work. Once their transgression is revealed, collective outrage circles with the force of a hurricane and the next thing they know they're being torn apart by an angry mob, jeered at, demonized, sometimes even fired from their job. A great renaissance of public shaming is sweeping our land. Justice has been democratized. The silent majority are getting a voice. But what are we doing with our voice? We are mercilessly finding people's faults. We are defining the boundaries of normality by ruining the lives of those outside it. We are using shame as a form of social control. Simultaneously powerful and hilarious in the way only Jon Ronson can be, So You've Been Publicly Shamed is a deeply honest book about modern life, full of eye-opening truths about the escalating war on human flaws - and the very scary part we all play in it.
