Download or read book Dad Jokes Christmas Special written by Arthur Fleck and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-29 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: * Unique illustrations from award winning UK artist Ava Carlos * Old classics reimagined for the 21st Century family * Includes original material from up and coming comedian Arthur Fleck * A slice of this book's proceeds will be donated to charity this Holiday Season. Dad jokes. Do they make you laugh out loud or cringe with embarrassment? One thing's for sure, Dads are without doubt the most awful joke-tellers in the history of telling jokes! If the Dad (or man) in your life loves to tell groan inducing jokes then do yourself a favour this holiday season and give him the gift of laughter with this classic collection of family friendly 'so bad, they're good' Christmas jokes. At least now when he's telling a joke at an inappropriate time or totally ruining the punchline, Dad has some quality material to work with and maybe, just maybe turn an embarrassing moment into genuine LOLZ! The perfect gift for the man who has everything... (except the kid's respect) Oh, and if that wasn't enough, did we mention that for every amazing review we receive, a slice of the proceeds from this book will go to charity! If you have a favourite charity that's close to your heart let us know in your feedback comments and we'll add it to our shortlist. Happy Holidays!
Download or read book Dads Be Like written by Trey Kennedy and published by . This book was released on 2018-11-10 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dads and dad jokes have been as much of an inseparable reality as Kardashians and athletes. Dads love trying to be funny. Emphasis on trying. I think it's time for an update. Starting on the Vine app in 2014, I posted my first dad video that went on to surpass 50 million views. I have been creating content online ever since with my dad character prominently featured. It has garnered hundreds of millions of views amongst several dozen different videos posted across social media. Taking the classic corny dad stereotype we all know and love, I "milliennialized" it through video. And now I'm doing it Christmas style through my first book. I hope you like it. If you don't, well then at least recycle it, Ebenezer. So as you turn the page to begin this Christmas edition dad book, may your reading be merry and bright. After all, 'tis the season to be swaggy.
Download or read book Dad Jokes Holiday Edition written by Jimmy Niro and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad Jokes: Yule love them! The perfect hilarious holiday stocking stuffer or white elephant gag gift for anyone on your list! May your days be punny and bright! When it comes to bad jokes, there's snowman like dad. Brace your elves for a winter punderland of the best dad jokes to make anyone sigh, groan, or roll their eyes! Filled with over 300 of the raddest and the daddest puns, quips, and cheesy one-liners, Dad Jokes Holiday Edition is the perfect way to sleigh this holiday season! Give the ultimate, laugh-out-loud dad jokes book that will make a wonderful funny Christmas gift or Hanukkah gift for dads, husbands, boyfriends, grandpas, or any pun lover this holiday season! Inside you'll find the merriest jokes on winter festivities, Hanukkah, Christmas, and New Year's, including knee-slappers like: Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? A: Because they're Santa's star bucks! There are always winners and lugers in the Winter Olympics. I love Christmas, but New Year's Eve is stressful for me. My doctor said I had something called "Auld Lanxiety." "Dad, I'm hungry. Will the latkes be long?" "No, they'll be round."
Download or read book Funny Christmas Dad Jokes written by Peter Crumpton and published by PeteyRF Creative. This book was released on 2015-11-07 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Ralph Lane and published by Purdy Books. This book was released on 2018-11-15 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everybody loves dad jokes, and Ralph Lane is the king of these witty knee-slappers. While other dad joke books are proud of how bad their jokes are, Ralph Lane is proud of how good his jokes are. And the fun doesn't stop at hilarious jokes. Each joke in the Ralph Lane Dad Jokes series is illustrated for an even better reading experience.If you loved Ralph Lane's original "Dad Jokes Gift Book," you're in for a treat. The "Dad Jokes Christmas Gift Book" is filled with the best holiday jokes you've ever seen or heard. Everyone will love this book and laugh so hard that egg nog will spurt out of their nostrils. It is perfect as a Christmas gift, stocking stuffer or gift basket addition. In fact it was voted the best Christmas gift of the year by both GiftBasketInformation.com and BestHolidayBooks.com. It's also in the top ten joke books on the "Best Joke Books for All Ages" booklist on Goodreads.com as well as a top joke book choice on BestJokeBooks.com.Don't just buy one copy. Buy enough "Dad Jokes Christmas Gift Books" for everyone on your holiday gift list. It's the type of joke book that you'll read over and over again. It's filled with jokes about Santa, reindeer, snowmen and holiday hi-jinx. Hopefully telling these jokes around the Christmas tree will become part of your annual holiday tradition. And Ralph Lane won't even be insulted if you keep a spare copy of his books on the back of your toilet as essential bathroom reading.What did Santa say when he got the Dad Jokes Christmas Gift Book in his stocking on Christmas morning?"Thanks for awesome gift, but next time, put it in a stocking I'm not wearing."The Dad Jokes Gift Books make the perfect present for Christmas, birthdays, Father's Day, all holidays and special occasions. Order your copies today, and let the fun begin!! And don't forget Ralph Lane's other great holiday books and Dad joke books including: Dad Jokes St. Patrick's Day Gift BookDad Jokes Easter Gift BookMother's Day Gift BookDad Jokes Gift Book (for Father's Day gift or birthday gift)Dad Jokes Halloween Gift Book
Download or read book 101 So Bad They re Good Dad Jokes written by Elias Hill and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-07-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad jokes. They make you cringe, they make you groan but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. Be it during a wedding toast or when introducing your dad to someone you want to impress, dad never fails to insert a dad joke wherever he can. This dad joke book makes a great gift for the dad who has everything and has heard everything. Or maybe you want to buy it for yourself and come prepared the next time dad wants to have a joke off. In any event, 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes will have your eyes rolling into the back of your head faster than dad can strip to his tighty-whities on a hot summer day!
Download or read book 101 Dad Jokes written by Elias Hill and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-09-25 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here we go again. The dad jokes are back but this time we are making it a bit festive by only including dad jokes related to the holiday season. Get this humorous 101 Dad Jokes: Christmas Edition book today if you want to read dads' take on gift exchanges, Santa, the reindeer and holiday traditions. All of these jokes are family-friendly so everyone can enjoy 101 Dad Jokes: Christmas Edition together. Get dad what he really wants this Christmas and all year round - more jokes to annoy everyone with!
Download or read book Best Kids Christmas Jokes Ever written by Highlights and published by Highlights Press. This book was released on 2020-09-22 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ho, ho, ho-larious jokes for kids! This entertaining holiday-themed joke collection will keep kids 6 and up laughing all season long. Curated by the editors at Highlights, Best Kids' Christmas Jokes Ever contains over 500 age-appropriate, hilarious jokes in a variety of types, like riddles, knock-knocks and more. What did the dog say to the Christmas tree? My bark is louder than yours! This humor collection features hundreds of clever jokes as well as hilarious black-and-white cartoons to round out the fun. These wholesome jokes will appeal to kids' sense of humor and are great for sharing at school, play dates or parties. With jokes about Santa, reindeer, Christmas carols and more, kids will amuse themselves—and their friends and family—with this jolly joke book. Joke books encourage kids to read for fun and provide screen-free entertainment for road trips, rainy days and more—a great option for reluctant readers! Plus, sharing jokes with friends and family isn’t just fun; wordplay found in jokes and riddles boosts young readers’ language skills. Telling jokes also helps kids build confidence and social-emotional skills to help them succeed in school.
Download or read book The Big Fat Father Christmas Joke Book written by Terry Deary and published by Scholastic UK. This book was released on 2013-10-03 with total page 155 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In THE BIG FAT FATHER CHRISTMAS JOKE BOOK ebook, Horrible Histories author, Terry Deary, brings you two hilarious books in one - Father Christmas' Joke Book and The Great Father Christmas Robbery - full of rib-tickling fun for the festive season. This brilliant bind-up is sure to keep you laughing right through to the New Year and beyond.
Download or read book Belly Laugh Sidesplitting Santa Claus and Christmas Jokes for Kids written by Sky Pony Press and published by Sky Pony. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why does Santa take presents to children at Christmas? The presents won't take themselves! Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it's in Decembrrrr! What comes at the end of Christmas day? The letter "Y!" What looks like half a Christmas tree? The other half! Belly Laugh Sidesplitting Santa Claus and Christmas Jokes for Kids is full of hilarious holiday fun! From snappy one-liners to hilarious puns, this collection is complete with 350 jokes for kids and is complemented by sidesplitting line drawings and an uproarious "HO HO HO!" sound-effect button. Perfect for snowy days, long car rides to visit relatives, and get-togethers with friends, this book is sure to bring jolly laughter and Christmas fun into your home.
Download or read book The Christmas Joke Book for Funny Kids written by Imogen Currell-Williams and published by Buster Books. This book was released on 2020-10-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The next title in the 'Buster Laugh-a-lot' series, this hilarious collection has hundreds of jolly jokes for funny kids to share at Christmas. An ideal stocking filler.
Download or read book Dad Jokes for New Dads written by Jimmy Niro and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-05-01 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect Christmas gift for new dads and expecting fathers! A punderful resource of the funniest dad jokes that every dad needs in their arsenal! With over 500 brand new jokes on a range of topics to get dads ready to embarrass their children—and most importantly—embarrass them early, this laugh-out-loud book is a hilarious gift great for baby showers, holiday stocking stuffers, Father's Day, and beyond! From USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, Dad Jokes for New Dads is a special edition joke book for new parents and soon-to-be fathers that celebrates dads with a full arsenal of dad jokes, silly quips, witty one-liners, and "helpful" pro tips to help them get by! A funny white elephant gag gift from any kid, wife, or partner to celebrate and prepare the new dad in their life! Includes knee-slappers like: Q: What did the big beer name its baby? A: Micro brew. I wrote a book about birds once. My publisher said it flew off the shelves! Dad Pro Tip #1: If the baby starts to spit up, turn it toward someone else.
Download or read book Daddy Christmas Jokes written by John Franck Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2021-06-25 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect novelty gift for dads and pun-lovers alike! These groan-makers Dad Jokes are packed to the most embarrassing of dads. Perfect for the father experts, new dads, and all the fathers-to-be, this book might also be a gift from any daughter, son, wife, or partner that celebrates how great (Horrific) their jokes truly are! But remember―you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes! A fantastic novelty gift for Fathers day, Birthdays & Christmas. Ultimate Clean family friendly jokes. The first page has space for you to write a special message, an ideal alternative to a card. A customer left a funny comment on our Social Media Page: "I am a Dad and I love telling jokes to my family, what I want to see my wife rolling her eyes when I pick a Joke from this Book " What are you waiting for? GET your copy and ENJOY family time! Please note that this book doesn't contain jokes about Dads. It is a joke book full of Dad jokes. A Dad joke means an embarrassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during special occasions & makes the family wince and sometimes laugh.
Download or read book Christmas Jokes written by Delphon Coker and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2016-08-26 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is designed for people to have fun at Christmas. Have fun with your family, friends, and others. Share after the Christmas dinner. Share at Christmas parties. Remember, Christmas is the season to be jolly. So laugh and be jolly with this book. Encourage others to buy and enjoy this book.
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Dad Says Jokes and published by Cassell. This book was released on 2019-05-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of the very best jokes from the hilarious Instagram account @dadsaysjokes - so bad they're good. From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Here are a couple of tasters: Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose. Q: Are you today's date? A: Cuz you're 10/10.
Download or read book Laugh Out Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids written by Rob Elliott and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-09-20 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series returns with a timeless collection of hundreds of Christmas- and winter-themed jokes to make the season bright. A great activity book for kids 5 to 10, including anyone looking for a boredom buster when home from school. The holiday season just got a whole lot merrier now that Rob Elliott is back with another instant classic full of fresh, frosty fun to bring the whole family together. These pages are bursting with laughter to warm up the fireside, the sledding slopes, and everywhere in between. This Christmas collection is a must-have for your little comedian! Q: Why don’t lobsters give Christmas presents? A: Because they’re shellfish! If you're looking for funny books for kids, what could be better than one of Rob Elliott’s beloved joke books? These must-have knee-slappers will have the entire family in stitches, with knock-knock jokes, puns, and riddles for every occasion. Perfect for young comedians, class clowns, and jokesters of all ages! Rob Elliott is a trusted resource for funny jokes that are hugely popular with elementary aged kids. As Brightly noted in a recommendation, his books have "knock-knock jokes, old classics, and even a few that you probably haven’t heard yet, which is a kindness for parents everywhere." Rob Elliott’s bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 5 million copies!
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Jimmy Niro and published by World's Best Dad Jokes Collection. This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." Ah, the dad joke--humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road. With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes
