Download or read book The Fart Before Christmas written by Catherine Adams and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-21 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny Christmas Poem and Coloring Book full of farts, fun and laughter It's a 2017 New Christmas book that will be fun for the whole family! It's a farting coloring book for kids with farting animals, Christmas farting scenes to color and a funny poem based on the classic "The night before Christmas" 2017 Best Selling New Christmas Coloring Book for Kids and Adults! Each page has a funny rhyming line and opposite is a matching coloring page: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was farting, even the mouse! So much smelly gas floated throughout the air, it's amazing the neighbors didn't cry 'It's not fair!" Kids will laugh while reading the poem and coloring the accompanying coloring pages. Adults will love the poem and laugh at the pictures. Brighten up someone's Christmas with this funny Christmas farting coloring book!This is a funny Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and Children. It's a funny Christmas gift for kids and adults that will bring a smile to any Grinch! A funny farting rhyme book based on the Classic Poem by Clement Moore - The Night before Christmas. The children are farting, Santa is farting, the cat, dog and even the mouse are farting. It's a book full of farting fun. Cute and funny illustrations for coloring are bound to get a laugh out of anyone. There are plenty of farting animals to color - reindeer, dogs, cats and mice. Plus Santa, snowman and even the house. This is the perfect: White Elephant giftChristmas gag gift Christmas coloring book for kids Christmas coloring book for adultsfunny adult stocking stuffer funny co-worker present funny teacher gift, or present for anyone who loves Christmas and finds farting amusing! Now a Best Selling Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and for Kids! Good clean Christmas fun! Perfect for all ages! Christmas Book for Children Christmas Coloring Book for Adults!
Download or read book A Letter to My Cat written by Lisa Erspamer and published by Crown/Archetype. This book was released on 2014-10-28 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The follow-up to A Letter to My Dog takes on cats, with celebrities writing letters of love and gratitude to their beloved pet felines. Alluring, elusive, mysterious—the cats in our lives are not always easy to get to know. But as with all pets, they have unique personalities and stories to tell. Alongside beautiful four-color photos of their cats, A Letter to My Cat collects personal letters from celebrities offering love and gratitude for all that their cats bring to their lives.
Download or read book Fart Battle Cats Vs Dogs written by Colorful Swearing Colorful Swearing Dreams and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-10 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GAG GIFT IDEA | COLORING BOOK FOR ADULTS WHO LOVE CATS & DOGS! This is an Adult Coloring Book of 30 Hilarious and Relaxing Designs featuring cats & dogs fighting with their farts with which men, women and pets lovers can relief their stress by coloring & laughing out loud! For Adult Only. Cover : Soft Silky Matte Cover Size : 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 30 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult This Coloring Book Contains 30 intricate Designs featuring Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers mixed with hilarious Cats & Dogs Battling with their Smelliest Farts Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY
Download or read book Don t You Dare Forget Me written by Cat & Dog Organizers and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-25 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This discreet password journal was designed to look like any other notebook - the cover does not give any clue that it is a logbook for passwords and other sensitive information. The hint we provided so you will remember what the notebook is for is a hilarious cat on the cover reminding you "Don't You Dare Forget Me!" Now you can keep all of your information for online accounts in one place and nobody has to know what the journal is about. There's room for more than 100 passwords! Add password hints, URLs, notes, usernames, and other information. No more passwords scribbled on scraps of paper! This little book is big enough to do the job and small enough to tuck away safely. Number of Pages: 100 Size: 5" x 8" 90 pages with lettered tabs Additional pages for special accounts, banking and miscellaneous accounts you might not want to alphabetize Funny cat design on matte cover Tips for creating passwords
Download or read book How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You written by The Oatmeal Staff and published by . This book was released on 2012-07-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Oatmeal 2013 Wall Calendar • The Oatmeal is one of the most popular Web comics online, getting an average of 4.6 million unique visitorsand more than 20 million page views a month. • Time magazine named TheOatmeal.com one of the best blogs of 2010. Based on Matthew Inman's hugely popular Web site and hisNew York Timesbest-selling book5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth,How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You 2013 Wall Calendarfeatures a quirky and humorous full-color comic each month along with a user-friendly grid. As a bonus, the calendar also includes a free, pull-out poster.
Download or read book Animal Fart Bombs written by Sledgepainter Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-28 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you or someone you know love animals and also finds farts hilarious? Then this would be the perfect gift for them, or just good for gags and laughs to brighten someone's day! Illustrated for kids and adults alike, with a focus on being a little touch of whimsical, with just a dash of grossness, with detail that isn't completely overwhelming. They are cute, amusing critters that will share with you an array of comical antics, every page meant to make you embarrassingly laugh out loud! But it's not just a coloring book! It offers a lot more fun for the crafty-handed colorist! It's a unique experience you will just have to share with others. You'll find in these 116 pages this ultimate fart-laden content: 40 Coloring Pages (Single-sided, though with the title of the image on the back side) 1 Maze (Can also be colored) 1 Draw-Your-Own Fart-a-tee 1 Tic-Tac-Toot Game Board w/4 sets of 5 Tokens (20 DIY Token Cut Outs) 2 Fart Block Squares Game Pages 3 Color in the Farts in a Row Game Pages 6 Farty Bookmarks (DIY Cut Outs) 1 Dice Cube (DIY Cut Out) 7 Race Tracks (DIY Cut Outs) 9 Player Tokens (DIY Cut Outs) 15 Bonus Poop Tokens (DIY Cut-Outs) 57 Playing Cards (DIY Cut-Outs) 1 Color Testing Page You are guaranteed to find an animal you adore in these pages, including: sloth, cats, dogs, hippo, dolphin, shark, honey badger, hyena, llama, narwhal, frog, turtle, spider, dodo, bigfoot, dragon, unicorn, horse, panda, manatee, owl, lion, elephant, tiger, platypus, axolotl, dinsoaurs, giraffe, and so many more! Enjoy coloring and also creating your very own game pieces and cards. And if you like this artwork, be sure to check out more by this quirky seller!
Download or read book Felix the Farting Feline written by Humor Heals Us and published by Farting Adventures. This book was released on 2021-04-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Felix doesn't get along with the house dog or parrot. Can they overcome their differences and team up to beat the house burglar? Felix was affectionate. He loved to rub on legs, But suddenly he'd fart so bad. It smelled like rotten eggs. The book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100: - Taylor the Tooting Turkey - Frank the Farting Flamingo - Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin - Fairy the Farting Unicorn - Buddy the Burping Bunny - Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred - Lucky the Farting Leprechaun - Book of Bunny Farts - Pete the Pooting Pufferfish - Fritz the Farting Reindeer Collect them all! Visit the author's profile to vote on new titles and receive freebies. Makes a perfect gift for boys and girls or any cat lover any day of the year.
Download or read book Coloring Farting Cats written by Harnden-Darko Publications and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-26 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you love to color? Don't miss this too cute coloring book. This book is for kids of all ages and adults who can't resist the humor in a good fart. With this hilarious coloring book you and your children can have lots of fun! ★Each page measures 8.5"x11" and is single sided, so you can cut out the final art work and hang it on your wall. ★Must have humorous coloring book for cat lovers. We all know cats are super lovable animals! Who can resist those adorable kittens? ★Featuring lots of hilarious illustrations of your favorite cat for you to color on. The perfect birthday gift, retirement or 2nd anniversary gift, best mom gift or as funny gag gift for cat lovers. Still looking for white elephant gifts? This funny and cute cat coloring book is the perfect surprise gift! Buy this book to make someone laugh today! This farting animal coloring book for kids and adults can help you relax and unwind. Perfect gift for kids and teens.
Download or read book Farting Cats Coloring Book written by Schmidt-Darko Publications and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-27 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you love to color? Don't miss this too cute coloring book. This book is for kids of all ages and adults who can't resist the humor in a good fart. With this hilarious coloring book you and your children can have lots of fun! ★Each page measures 8.5"x11" and is single sided, so you can cut out the final art work and hang it on your wall. ★Must have humorous coloring book for cat lovers. We all know cats are super lovable animals! Who can resist those adorable kittens? ★Featuring lots of hilarious illustrations of your favorite cat for you to color on. The perfect birthday gift, retirement or 2nd anniversary gift, best mom gift or as funny gag gift for cat lovers. Still looking for white elephant gifts? This funny and cute cat coloring book is the perfect surprise gift! Buy this book to make someone laugh today! This farting animal coloring book for kids and adults can help you relax and unwind. Perfect gift for kids and teens.
Download or read book Farting Cats Coloring Book written by Grooms-Darko Publications and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-27 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you love to color? Don't miss this too cute coloring book. This book is for kids of all ages and adults who can't resist the humor in a good fart. With this hilarious coloring book you and your children can have lots of fun! ★Each page measures 8.5"x11" and is single sided, so you can cut out the final art work and hang it on your wall. ★Must have humorous coloring book for cat lovers. We all know cats are super lovable animals! Who can resist those adorable kittens? ★Featuring lots of hilarious illustrations of your favorite cat for you to color on. The perfect birthday gift, retirement or 2nd anniversary gift, best mom gift or as funny gag gift for cat lovers. Still looking for white elephant gifts? This funny and cute cat coloring book is the perfect surprise gift! Buy this book to make someone laugh today! This farting animal coloring book for kids and adults can help you relax and unwind. Perfect gift for kids and teens.
Download or read book Cat Fart Coloring Book written by Goldner-Darko Publications and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-28 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you love to color? Don't miss this too cute coloring book. This book is for kids of all ages and adults who can't resist the humor in a good fart. With this hilarious coloring book you and your children can have lots of fun! ★Each page measures 8.5"x11" and is single sided, so you can cut out the final art work and hang it on your wall. ★Must have humorous coloring book for cat lovers. We all know cats are super lovable animals! Who can resist those adorable kittens? ★Featuring lots of hilarious illustrations of your favorite cat for you to color on. The perfect birthday gift, retirement or 2nd anniversary gift, best mom gift or as funny gag gift for cat lovers. Still looking for white elephant gifts? This funny and cute cat coloring book is the perfect surprise gift! Buy this book to make someone laugh today! This farting animal coloring book for kids and adults can help you relax and unwind. Perfect gift for kids and teens.
Download or read book Funny Cats Farting Coloring Book written by Duong-Darko Publications and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-28 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you love to color? Don't miss this too cute coloring book. This book is for kids of all ages and adults who can't resist the humor in a good fart. With this hilarious coloring book you and your children can have lots of fun! ★Each page measures 8.5"x11" and is single sided, so you can cut out the final art work and hang it on your wall. ★Must have humorous coloring book for cat lovers. We all know cats are super lovable animals! Who can resist those adorable kittens? ★Featuring lots of hilarious illustrations of your favorite cat for you to color on. The perfect birthday gift, retirement or 2nd anniversary gift, best mom gift or as funny gag gift for cat lovers. Still looking for white elephant gifts? This funny and cute cat coloring book is the perfect surprise gift! Buy this book to make someone laugh today! This farting animal coloring book for kids and adults can help you relax and unwind. Perfect gift for kids and teens.
Download or read book Adorable Cats Farting Coloring Book written by Goldner-Darko Publications and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-26 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you love to color? Don't miss this too cute coloring book. This book is for kids of all ages and adults who can't resist the humor in a good fart. With this hilarious coloring book you and your children can have lots of fun! ★Each page measures 8.5"x11" and is single sided, so you can cut out the final art work and hang it on your wall. ★Must have humorous coloring book for cat lovers. We all know cats are super lovable animals! Who can resist those adorable kittens? ★Featuring lots of hilarious illustrations of your favorite cat for you to color on. The perfect birthday gift, retirement or 2nd anniversary gift, best mom gift or as funny gag gift for cat lovers. Still looking for white elephant gifts? This funny and cute cat coloring book is the perfect surprise gift! Buy this book to make someone laugh today! This farting animal coloring book for kids and adults can help you relax and unwind. Perfect gift for kids and teens.
Download or read book Silly Animal Jokes and Tongue Twisters Includes Cats Dogs Frogs Toads and Barnyard Animals written by Mrs. Barberelli and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-11-16 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tickle your funny bone with jokes, riddles, puns, knock-knocks, cute stories, crazy tongue twisters, and hilarious anecdotes! 1.) Question: Why did the old man wear a cat on his head? Answer: Because it was cheaper to wear a stray than buy a toupee! 2.) Question: How come frogs don't have necks? Answer: Because they do not wear neckties! 3.) Have fun trying to say each of these Silly Animal Tongue Twisters three times fast!!... Jumping jungle jaguars juggled jeeps and jewelry! Cacophonous cats caterwauled cordially! Fifty-five farting frogs followed funky farmer Fred for a fortnight! This book is full of outrageously fun reading entertainment for children - with the theme of our fine animal friends - including cats, dogs, frogs, toads, along with all sorts of furry barnyard animals! Except for funky Farmer Fred - for he is not an animal.
Download or read book Farting Cats Coloring Book written by Harnden-Darko Publications and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-28 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you love to color? Don't miss this too cute coloring book. This book is for kids of all ages and adults who can't resist the humor in a good fart. With this hilarious coloring book you and your children can have lots of fun! ★Each page measures 8.5"x11" and is single sided, so you can cut out the final art work and hang it on your wall. ★Must have humorous coloring book for cat lovers. We all know cats are super lovable animals! Who can resist those adorable kittens? ★Featuring lots of hilarious illustrations of your favorite cat for you to color on. The perfect birthday gift, retirement or 2nd anniversary gift, best mom gift or as funny gag gift for cat lovers. Still looking for white elephant gifts? This funny and cute cat coloring book is the perfect surprise gift! Buy this book to make someone laugh today! This farting animal coloring book for kids and adults can help you relax and unwind. Perfect gift for kids and teens.
Download or read book Rebellion Rascals and Revenue written by Michael Keen and published by Princeton University Press. This book was released on 2022-05-17 with total page 536 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An engaging and enlightening account of taxation told through lively, dramatic, and sometimes ludicrous stories drawn from around the world and across the ages Governments have always struggled to tax in ways that are effective and tolerably fair. Sometimes they fail grotesquely, as when, in 1898, the British ignited a rebellion in Sierra Leone by imposing a tax on huts—and, in repressing it, ended up burning the very huts they intended to tax. Sometimes they succeed astonishingly, as when, in eighteenth-century Britain, a cut in the tax on tea massively increased revenue. In this entertaining book, two leading authorities on taxation, Michael Keen and Joel Slemrod, provide a fascinating and informative tour through these and many other episodes in tax history, both preposterous and dramatic—from the plundering described by Herodotus and an Incan tax payable in lice to the (misremembered) Boston Tea Party and the scandals of the Panama Papers. Along the way, readers meet a colorful cast of tax rascals, and even a few tax heroes. While it is hard to fathom the inspiration behind such taxes as one on ships that tended to make them sink, Keen and Slemrod show that yesterday’s tax systems have more in common with ours than we may think. Georgian England’s window tax now seems quaint, but was an ingenious way of judging wealth unobtrusively. And Tsar Peter the Great’s tax on beards aimed to induce the nobility to shave, much like today’s carbon taxes aim to slow global warming. Rebellion, Rascals, and Revenue is a surprising and one-of-a-kind account of how history illuminates the perennial challenges and timeless principles of taxation—and how the past holds clues to solving the tax problems of today.
Download or read book Adorable Cats Farting Coloring Book written by Schmidt-Darko Publications and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-28 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you love to color? Don't miss this too cute coloring book. This book is for kids of all ages and adults who can't resist the humor in a good fart. With this hilarious coloring book you and your children can have lots of fun! ★Each page measures 8.5"x11" and is single sided, so you can cut out the final art work and hang it on your wall. ★Must have humorous coloring book for cat lovers. We all know cats are super lovable animals! Who can resist those adorable kittens? ★Featuring lots of hilarious illustrations of your favorite cat for you to color on. The perfect birthday gift, retirement or 2nd anniversary gift, best mom gift or as funny gag gift for cat lovers. Still looking for white elephant gifts? This funny and cute cat coloring book is the perfect surprise gift! Buy this book to make someone laugh today! This farting animal coloring book for kids and adults can help you relax and unwind. Perfect gift for kids and teens.
