Download or read book 1 000 Crazy Jokes for Kids written by Michael Johnstone and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 1988 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From side-splitters to monsters, knock-knocks, waiter humor, silly rhymes and loony limericks, classroom cut-ups, and more, here are 1,000 jokes that kids of all ages will love to laugh out loud to. And their parents will too! Did you hear about the stupid pianist who kept banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear. Waiter! Waiter! Do you have chicken legs? No sir. I always walk like this. And 998 more guaranteed laugh-getters!

Download or read book Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids written by Rob Elliott and published by Revell. This book was released on 2010-08 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters.

Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!

Download or read book The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 written by Carole P. Roman and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-08-04 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 800+ More silly jokes for kids 6 to 12 to keep them laughing! Calling all comedians! This is the super silly joke-book sequel you've been waiting for! Welcome to The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2—the second installment in this best-selling kid's humor series that's guaranteed to make you a local legend—or, at least, the cleverest coyote on your block! Inside, you'll find hundreds of clean and corny jokes for kids, including knee-slappin' knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, rib-tickling riddles, and a whole lot more! All reading levels are sure to love it on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. There's also a joke-writing chapter in the back to create your own laughs! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 features: Jokes galore—Discover family-friendly jokes for kids in every format that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Hilarious images—LOL-funny illustrations make reading engaging for all ages. Fun facts, too!—In every chapter, you'll find Silly Stats to learn a little as you laugh. You're sure to become the toast of the town with The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2!

Download or read book Funny Jokes for 11 Year Old Kids written by Cooper the Pooper and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-15 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Best Joke Book for Kids written by Peter MacDonald and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2013-10-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Best Joke Book for Kids is a book of short jokes, that are guaranteed age appropriate. Funny jokes, Knock Knock jokes, Kids Jokes. Jokes for Kids, Best Joke Book for Kids is styled for as kids grow older they find certain jokes less and less funny. This means you have to come up with age appropriate jokes to keep them entertained. Jokes are more than just for laughs. They also stimulate thought and educate. That does not mean you go stiff on the kids, far from it. You want jokes that are funny, corny and have some substance. Usually the really good jokes will give even you the tickles. Kids jokes, with over 200 funny jokes, this will keep the kids, and adult laughing for some time.

Download or read book 100 Jokes for Kids written by Uncle Amon and published by . This book was released on 2016-08-05 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 100 Funny Jokes for Kids! Kids love jokes! Keep your children entertained and amused with this funny joke book for kids ages 4-8. There are jokes about animals, school, sports, knock knock jokes, and holiday jokes! Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes for kids and children. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 100 funny jokes for kids Excellent for early and beginning readers Lots of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops! HAHA! Q: What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea? A: Lots of very worried dogs! LOL! Q: Why was the principal worried? A: There were too many rulers in school! HAHA! Q: What did the coach scream to the snack machine? A: Give me my quarterback! Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This funny joke book is full of funny jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about animals, school, sports, knock knock jokes, and holiday jokes will have you laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Scroll up and click 'buy' to get this hilarious joke book!

Download or read book Hilarious Jokes For 9 Year Old Kids written by Hayden Fox and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-10 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knock, Knock. Who's There? The Most Hilarious Jokes For Your 9 Year Old!

Download or read book 299 Quick Jokes for Kids written by I. P. Grinning and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-12 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: IP Grinning presents... '299 Quick Jokes for Kids', a fun, funny, and often cheesy joke book. Kid's jokes are a wonderful, natural way for children to improve their reading. They are able to practice their reading skills whilst enjoying themselves. Joke books for kids have the added benefit of improving memories, and importantly, instilling confidence. Children are given a great reason to talk in front of groups and with practice are able to feel comfortable doing it. Kid's joke books are also a fun way for a family to interact, laughing - or moaning - at the jokes. Reviews for IP Grinning joke books: Child appropriate jokes, April 24 By A-J (Australia) Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) Got it for my son's 10th birthday, he loved it and I love the fact it gets him reading. I personally can't comment on the content as we have just spent 4 hours on the road, many of them listening to these jokes! Substitute Teachers Take Note, March 29, 2013 By Donna Galloway Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) This is fun and the elementary kids that I sub like to call it up and use it for our free time or great for indoor recess. I am afraid that I will need a new set of 101's before too long, the kids are learning these! Happy grandkid, March 11, 2013 By Priscilla Branham Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) I bought this for my grand child. He loved reading it on the kindle. He was trying the jokes out on all the family members. My son loves 'em., February 22, 2013 By James Leonard Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) My six year old gets a kick out of these corny little knock knock jokes. It entertains him, and makes him laugh. See if these tickle your funny bone: Why are vampires polite when taking blood? They always fang you for it! What do you do your mum rolls her eyes at you? Pick them up and roll them back to her! What happened when the zombie wanted a Halloween party? He went to the graveyard and dug up a few friends! Doctor, doctor, a bee stung me. Can you put some ointment on it? No, it'll be long gone by now! Which Star Wars' character gradually disappeared? Darth Fader! Which planet in the solar system did the alien crash land on? Splaturn! Which sea creature does best at underwater math? An octoplus! What do you get if cross a Dinosaur with a Termite? Dinomite! Why are pirates called pirates? Because they “Arrrrr!” What happened to the man who crossed his dog with an elephant? I can't recall - but ask the elephant it'll remember! Scroll up and Buy this Book Now - your child will love going back to it again and again.

Download or read book Funny Jokes for Funny Kids written by and published by . This book was released on 2018-06-21 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Jokes For Funny Kids Over 370 really funny, hilarious jokes that will have the kids in fits of laughter in no time! With over 60 hand drawn cartoons this children's joke book is much more interesting and fun than just plain text. Suitable for a variety of ages from 5-12. Just wait until you hear the giggles and laughter! Funny kids love funny jokes and this laugh out loud kids joke book makes a perfect gift for all children!

Download or read book 90 Funny Jokes for Kids Boys and Girls written by Evelyn Hartwell and published by Children's humor books for happy families. This book was released on 2024-01-18 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Short jokes, humor, is the best for the healthy development of children and adults. It has been proven that laughing helps prevent depression and anxiety, plus, if you do it in company you will be strengthening bonds. This book of jokes is perfect to give as a gift and enjoy with your family. You will find a selection of the 90 best jokes for children, each one with an illustration that helps to understand it and allows the child to enjoy the experience much more, thus encouraging their love of reading, a habit that will give them benefits throughout their lives. Don't hesitate, invest in health, laugh and have fun with the ones you love the most.

Download or read book Clean and Funny Jokes for Kids written by Hseham Amrahs and published by Mahesh Dutt Sharma. This book was released on 2023-12-31 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a world filled with diverse influences, we recognize the importance of providing children with humor that is not only entertaining but also aligned with values of kindness, respect, and inclusivity. Clean jokes are a source of joy that parents and educators can feel good about, knowing that the laughter they evoke is free from inappropriate content. The simplicity and innocence of clean humor create an atmosphere where children can freely enjoy the lighter side of life. As adults, we often underestimate the power of humor in building connections. Shared laughter creates bonds that go beyond the immediate moment—it forges memories and strengthens relationships. This book is not just a collection of jokes; it is an invitation to share in the joy of laughter with the children in your life. Whether it's a silly riddle at the dinner table or a playful joke before bedtime, these moments of shared laughter become threads in the tapestry of family and friendship. As you embark on this journey through the pages of "Clean and Funny Jokes for Kids," you'll encounter a variety of jokes designed to appeal to different ages and sensibilities. From classic knock-knock jokes that have stood the test of time to clever wordplay and whimsical riddles, there's a joke for every occasion. The humor ranges from the delightfully silly to the thoughtfully clever, ensuring that there's something to resonate with every young reader.

Download or read book Good Clean Jokes to Drive Your Parents Crazy written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2005-09-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: How do you find a missing barber? A: Comb the city. Knock, knock. Who's there? Apollo. Apollo who? Apologize for not answering sooner! Bob Phillips adds to his bestselling collection of joke books (nearly four million copies sold) with this collection sure to delight kids and pester parents. Within these pages, seekers of silly will discover a variety of wit—crazy questions, daffy dialogues, knock knock jokes, and more. In addition to the promise to drive parents bonkers with its contents, this book will also provide hours of cheap entertainment...and make kids of all ages smile.

Download or read book Fart Book Funny Jokes For Kids with Farts written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-04 with total page 294 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart Book: Funny Jokes For Kids with Farts Best Graphic Novels For Kids With Sweet Farts For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook chapter of this funny dog FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at this funny audio chapter. This version also includes one new and never before releases fart story that can be characterized as pant ripping because it is so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom-burping disaster and I am going to impress you with my creative bottom belching ways. I will not only show you every stinky fart trick that I have in my collection, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation for your own benefit! These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... Purchase my "Fart Book" right now for your kids while this low introductory price is still available. Go ahead...purchase "FART BOOK: Blaster! B

Download or read book Jolly Jokes for Older Folks written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2007-04-01 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Bob Phillips has compiled yet another great collection of quirky quips and zany zingers that will charm and delight the young-at-heart and everyone who appreciates a little laughter in their lives. Stories of wacky waiters, loony lawyers, and daffy doctors will entertain readers while providing conversation starters for coffee or other get-togethers. An exasperated salesman abandoned his car in a no-parking zone and left this note: "I've circled this block 20 times. I have an appointment and must keep it or lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses." Upon returning, he found this note: "I've circled this block 20 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation." Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember a thing. Doctor: How long have you had this problem? Patient: What problem? Alphabetized so readers can find just the right joke to suit their fancy, Jolly Jokes for Older Folks provides lighthearted moments for everyone who's been around long enough to laugh at themselves and others.

Download or read book Kids Nuttiest Jokes written by Mike Benny and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2003 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you hear the one about the kid who didn't like school? "It was the principal of the thing." Or, how do you buy a hammer? "By the pound." Hundreds of Say-It-Isn't-So witticisms, Did-You-Hear's, Pros & Cons, Why Oh Why's, and much more cover every page. Put them together with the wackiest, wildest comic drawings, for hours of fun.

Download or read book Reading is Funny Motivating Kids to Read with Riddles written by Dee Anderson and published by American Library Association. This book was released on 2009 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Dee Anderson offers innovative ways to use riddles to make reading fun and keep readers coming back for more. Based on her work with children in schools and public libraries, she shares hundreds of riddles on popular subjects." "This book is brimming with scripts for puppet skits, sample PR materials, reproducible games, and easy-to-implement ideas that encourage even the most reluctant readers. School librarians, children's librarians, teachers, parents, and caregivers will find this a welcome aid to reinvigorate reading programs and storytimes."--BOOK JACKET.