Download or read book Bad Dad written by Dave Lieber and published by Dave Lieber. This book was released on 2011-05-08 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A newspaper columnist investigates the shenanigans of a small-town police department then pays a price. At a local restaurant one day, he orders his misbehaving son, 11, to walk home. When the father returns, police are waiting. The dad is arrested and charged with two felonies. The world weighs in about whether he's a bad dad. A true-story thriller.
Download or read book Crap Dad written by Mark Catley and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2016-08-02 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Paul meets Marie outside the headmaster’s office it’s hardly love at first sight. More like “what you playing at you frigging psycho?” And when the two sixteen-year-olds find out Marie is pregnant, things get a little dicey. But hindsight is a wonderful thing, and as a grown up Paul waits to meet his children for the first time it’s time for some serious thinking. “I drink too much, my toilet looks like a bomb site and I eat crisps for breakfast. I’m not fit to be someone’s father”.
Download or read book Bad Dad written by David Walliams and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2017-11-02 with total page 387 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read David Walliams’ bestselling children’s book, Bad Dad, a fast and furious adventure for boys and girls aged 7–12. Beautifully illustrated by artistic genius Tony Ross.
Download or read book Bad Dad written by Derek Munson and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad seems to get into more trouble than the children do, but it turns out he is not such a bad dad after all.
Download or read book Good Dad Bad Dad written by David George and published by Alpha Books. This book was released on 2007 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fatherhood 101 ;without the trial-and-error. David George's father died when he was three months old. As the youngest in his family ;and the only boy ;he had no male role model. When he married, he had two children ;both boys. David, an award-winning advertising copywriter, had to figure everything out for himself, asking: ;Did I make the right decision? ; ;Was I a good or a bad dad? ; The result is Good Dad/Bad Dad, a Daddy 101 manual ;minus the trial and error. Topics range from baby-proofing your house to setting up a 529 college plan and everything in between. Conversational, boisterous, and sometimes irreverent, it's like getting expert advice from a favorite buddy, with humor and a whole lot of heart.
Download or read book Good Dad Bad Dad written by V. Faithe Faust and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2018-07-25 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Good Dad, Bad Dad: Whos Your Daddy?, V. Faithe Faust challenges the common phrase we are all Gods children and sets out to reveal that, on the contrary, we are not all Gods children because some people have a daddy name Satan. It is thought provoking and will most certainly get you thinking in a different way about the subject. The Author uses a wealth of Biblical references and interesting personal ideas to drive her point home. Faust will deal with questions such as: - Is the once saved always saved mantra true? - Can you still be a sinner and not know it? - Can Jesus really be the only way to God? - How do you know youre a true child of God? You will be sure to have something to discuss with others after reading her compelling work.
Download or read book The Beast of Buckingham Palace written by David Walliams and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2022-03-01 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The UK's #1 bestselling children's author, David Walliams, is back with a fantastical tale of myth and legend, good and evil, and one small boy on a quest to save the world—chock-full of Walliams’s unmistakable humor and perfect for fans of Jeff Kinney and Roald Dahl. The kingdom has fallen into darkness. Prince Alfred has never left the safety of Buckingham Palace. But there are strange goings on inside the palace walls—and Alfred’s life is about to change forever. In the dead of night something terrible stalks the corridors. When Alfred’s beloved mother the queen is dragged off to the Tower of London, the boy must summon all his courage to embark on an epic quest to save her… and the entire world.
Download or read book Sh t My Dad Says written by Justin Halpern and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2010-05-04 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “This book is ridiculously hilarious, and makes my father look like a normal member of society.” —Chelsea Handler “Read this unless you’re allergic to laughing.” —Kristen Bell “If you’re wondering if there is a real man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh-out-loud yes.” —Christian Lander, New York Times bestselling author of Stuff White People Like Tuesdays with Morrie meets F My Life in this hilarious book about a son’s relationship with his foul-mouthed father by the 29-year-old comedy writer who created the massively popular Twitter feed of the same name.
Download or read book Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes written by Spiffy McChappy and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-23 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gift for any Dad who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! (cough cough) A fantastic novelty gift for Fathers day, Birthdays & Christmas. Clean family friendly jokes. The first page has space for you to write a special message, an ideal alternative to a card. Please note this book is not a joke book about Dads. It is a joke book full of Dad jokes. A Dad joke can best be described as an embarrassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during special occasions & makes the family wince. This book will be a jolly old laugh for your old chap, but not so much for you. Please also note: No refunds will be given due to any embarrassment this book will cause you or if your eyes get sore from constant eye rolls.
Download or read book Bad Dad written by Tom Cotter and published by . This book was released on 2015-12-10 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Comedian Tom Cotter offers terrible parenting advice in this hilarious joke collection
Download or read book Good Dad Bad Dad written by David George and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007-03-06 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fatherhood 101-without the trial-and-error. David George's father died when he was three months old. As the youngest in his family-and the only boy-he had no male role model. When he married, he had two children-both boys. David, an award-winning advertising copywriter, had to figure everything out for himself, asking: "Did I make the right decision?" "Was I a good or a bad dad?" The result is Good Dad/Bad Dad, a Daddy 101 manual-minus the trial and error. Topics range from baby-proofing your house to setting up a 529 college plan and everything in between. Conversational, boisterous, and sometimes irreverent, it's like getting expert advice from a favorite buddy, with humor and a whole lot of heart.
Download or read book Crap at My Parents House written by Joel Dovev and published by ABRAMS. This book was released on 2011-09-02 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An illustrated celebration of the trinkets and tchotchkes that accumulate over a lifetime—and turn ordinary family homes into weird museums . . . Deer-hoof bottle openers. Grizzly bear toilet paper holders. A copy of Sports Illustrated from 1983 with Hulk Hogan on the cover. You never know what you might find lurking at your parents’ house. Standup comic and blogger Joel Dovev has made it his personal quest to compile a catalog of the useless, tacky, and utterly bizarre items that moms and dads not only acquire in the first place, but refuse to throw out, all for reasons unbeknownst to their kids. If you’ve ever helped with cleaning and organizing efforts—or just opened up a junk drawer or a box in the basement during a visit home—you’re sure to recognize the feeling of stumbling across treasures such as these and asking yourself, “Why?” Packed with photos and humorous observations, Crap at My Parents’ House is a very special journey sure to provoke a mixture of tender nostalgia . . . and head-shaking bafflement.
Download or read book The Night Dad Went to Jail written by Melissa Higgins and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2023 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When someone you love goes to jail, you might feel lost, scared, and even mad. What do you do? No matter who your loved one is, this story can help you through the tough times.
Download or read book My Dad s Jokes Are Very Terribly Awfully Painfully Bad written by Jacob Eckeberger and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-21 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book inspired by Dad Jokes and the families who put up with them (but secretly love them, too).
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Frank N Steinz and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-12 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DAD Jokes, jokes are so bad they are good! clean jokes for the whole family, a brilliant gift for dad.
Download or read book Good Dad Bad Dad written by David George and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007-03-06 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fatherhood 101-without the trial-and-error. David George's father died when he was three months old. As the youngest in his family-and the only boy-he had no male role model. When he married, he had two children-both boys. David, an award-winning advertising copywriter, had to figure everything out for himself, asking: "Did I make the right decision?" "Was I a good or a bad dad?" The result is Good Dad/Bad Dad, a Daddy 101 users manual-minus the trial and error. Topics range from baby-proofing your house to setting up a 529 college plan and everything in between. Conversational, boisterous, and sometimes irreverent, it's like getting expert advice from a favorite buddy, with humor and a whole lot of heart.
Download or read book Extremely Embarrassing Dad Jokes written by Ian Allen and published by Portico. This book was released on 2015-06-04 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What happened to the man with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove. You can’t keep a good Dad joke down. At the Sunday lunch table, down the pub, at the workplace, dads all over the nation are still churning out the lamest, most pathetic jokes you’ve ever heard. And we’ve gathered them all in this book. Back by popular demand, Extremely Embarrassing Dad Jokes is an all-new collection of Dad joke favourites. With 1000 rib-tickling jokes for every occasion, this book makes it easier than ever to have a laugh – or, more likely, a groan – with Dad. Who drives round the West Country in a camper van? Tess of the Dormobiles. What do angry mice send one another in winter? Cross-mouse cards. Word count: 30,000
