Download or read book Cows Fart written by Natalie Humphrey and published by Nature's Grossest. This book was released on 2023-07-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "There are around 92 million cows found on farms across the United States. That many cows means more milk and more food, but it also means more of a cow's gross habit: Farts! Through this lighted-hearted exploration of a cow, young readers will discover why cows fart and why scientists believe they might be dangerous to the environment. With full-color photographs paired closely with approachable text, young readers will learn not only about why cows fart, but how they live on the farm"--
Download or read book Cow Fart Apocalypse written by E.M. Cooter and published by 1776 Press, LLC. This book was released on 2021-06-29 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A satirical reimagining of what a Leftist-controlled America might look like in the future, with winks and nods to Orwell’s 1984. After winning 101% of the vote, the new AOC Administration is immediately tested by something no one in The Party expected. It is a future Green America, where one political party controls all aspects of everyone’s lives and cows should no longer exist. Yet a toxic cloud, composed of cow farts is racing toward Washington, DC, threatening the lives of everyone in its path. As a few Patriots attempt to resist The Party’s overreach, and CCP Network is peddling 24/7 news coverage of one crisis after another, a citizenry no longer familiar with bovine flatulence will have to face what they've been told is their worst fear… a Cow Fart Apocalypse! “E.M. Cooter is the new George Orwell, but with a sense of humor.”
Download or read book Capturing Cow Farts and Burps written by Erin Twamley and published by Waldorf Publishing. This book was released on 2020-09 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How many cows live on Earth? There are nearly one and a half BILLION cows on our planet. And those cows have gas! A few gassy cows would not be a problem, but their burps and farts release methane. Too much of this gas causes problems for our planet. So, scientists, engineers, and farmers are working to make cows less gassy. From using lasers to feeding cows curry (What kind of curry do you think a cow likes -- red, green or yellow?), this book shares the science behind caring for our environment.
Download or read book Does It Fart written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2019-07-11 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.
Download or read book Fart Proudly written by Benjamin Franklin and published by Frog Books. This book was released on 2003-03-31 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Benjamin Franklin as you’ve never met him before . . . This hilarious collection includes the Founding Father’s satirical writings on farting, adultery, and other irreverent subjects you won’t find in your history books. A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are “The Letter to a Royal Academy”; “On Choosing a Mistress”; “Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable”; and other jibes. Franklin’s irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.
Download or read book Sacred Cow written by Diana Rodgers and published by BenBella Books. This book was released on 2020-07-14 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We're told that if we care about our health—or our planet—eliminating red meat from our diets is crucial. That beef is bad for us and cattle farming is horrible for the environment. But science says otherwise. Beef is framed as the most environmentally destructive and least healthy of meats. We're often told that the only solution is to reduce or quit red meat entirely. But despite what anti-meat groups, vegan celebrities, and some health experts say, plant-based agriculture is far from a perfect solution. In Sacred Cow, registered dietitian Diana Rodgers and former research biochemist and New York Times bestselling author Robb Wolf explore the quandaries we face in raising and eating animals—focusing on the largest (and most maligned) of farmed animals, the cow. Taking a critical look at the assumptions and misinformation about meat, Sacred Cow points out the flaws in our current food system and in the proposed "solutions." Inside, Rodgers and Wolf reveal contrarian but science-based findings, such as: • Meat and animal fat are essential for our bodies. • A sustainable food system cannot exist without animals. • A vegan diet may destroy more life than sustainable cattle farming. • Regenerative cattle ranching is one of our best tools at mitigating climate change. You'll also find practical guidance on how to support sustainable farms and a 30-day challenge to help you transition to a healthful and conscientious diet. With scientific rigor, deep compassion, and wit, Rodgers and Wolf argue unequivocally that meat (done right) should have a place on the table. It's not the cow, it's the how!
Download or read book Capturing Cow Farts and Burps Lesson Plan and Activity Folder written by Erin Twamley and published by Waldorf Publishing. This book was released on 2021-10-26 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How many cows live on Earth? There are nearly one and a half BILLION cows on our planet. And those cows have gas! A few gassy cows would not be a problem, but their burps and farts release methane. Too much of this gas causes problems for our planet. So, scientists, engineers, and farmers are working to make cows less gassy. From using lasers to feeding cows curry (What kind of curry do you think a cow likes -- red, green or yellow?), this book shares the science behind caring for our environment.
Download or read book Farm Animal Farts written by Dave Madden and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-11-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A delightfully humorous and educational journey into the whimsical world of farmyard gasses that will leave both children and parents in fits of laughter. Geared towards 8-14-year-old readers, this engaging book explores the often overlooked and hilarious aspect of farm life - the farts of cows, pigs, sheep and goats, horses, and poultry including chickens, ducks, and turkeys. In Chapter 1, readers are introduced to the amusing concept of farm animal farts, setting the tone for a captivating exploration. Each subsequent chapter delves into the unique and entertaining flatulence of different animals, unveiling the Moo-tastic World of Cow Farts, the Snorting Fart Machines that are Pigs, the Baa-rilliant Sheep and Goat Gasses, and the Thunder Down Under with Horse Farts. Chapter 6 takes readers on a journey through Poultry Poots, introducing them to the comical farts of chickens, ducks, and turkeys. As the narrative unfolds, the book seamlessly combines humor with educational content, shedding light on the science behind these bodily functions in "The Science of Farts." Closing the book with a burst of laughter, Chapter 7, "Fun Fart Facts and Quizzes," offers a playful yet educational exploration of various fart-related trivia and quizzes, ensuring that readers not only enjoy the journey but also learn fascinating facts along the way. "Farm Animal Farts" is a perfect blend of entertainment and education, providing children with a hilarious and memorable introduction to the fascinating world of farm animals and their unique bodily functions. Parents will appreciate the clever integration of scientific concepts, ensuring that the laughter is accompanied by a subtle dose of learning. This book is not just a fun read but a shared experience that bridges generations, making it an ideal addition to family bookshelves everywhere. Get ready for a side-splitting adventure that will have everyone giggling and learning together!
Download or read book The Cows written by Dawn O’Porter and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-04-06 with total page 448 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: *Dawn O’Porter’s brand new novel, CAT LADY, is available to pre-order now! * THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER, shortlisted for best audiobook in the Specsavers National Book Awards 2018 Fearlessly frank and funny, the debut adult novel from Dawn O’Porter is the book that everybody needs to read right now.
Download or read book Does It Fart written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2018-04-03 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the scientist duo behind True or Poo?, their original New York Times bestselling sensation--a scientifically precise, fully illustrated, utterly hilarious guide to animal flatulence. Dogs do it. Millipedes do it. Dinosaurs did it. You do it. I do it. Octopuses don't (and nor do octopi). Spiders might do it: more research is needed. Birds don't do it, but they could if they wanted to. Herrings do it to communicate with each other. In 2017 zoologist Dani Rabaiotti's teenage brother asked her a most teenaged question: Do snakes fart? Stumped, Rabaiotti turned to Twitter. The internet did not disappoint. Her innocent question spawned the hashtag #doesitfart and it spread like a noxious gas. Dozens of noted experts began weighing in on which animals do and don't fart, and if they do, how much, how often, what it's made of, what it smells like, and why. Clearly, the public demands more information on animal farts. Does it Fart? fills that void: a fully authoritative, fully illustrated guide to animal flatulence, covering the habits of 80 animals in more detail than you ever knew you needed. What do hyena farts smell especially bad? What is a fossa, and does it fart? Why do clams vomit but not fart? And what is a fart, really? Pairing hilarious illustrations with surprisingly detailed scientific explanations, Does it Fart? will allow you to shift the blame onto all kinds of unlikely animals for years to come.
Download or read book Bagpipe The Farting Cat written by Joelle O’Neill and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2023-11-10 with total page 47 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Embark on a hilarious and heartwarming adventure with Bagpipe the cat, the infamous feline with an uncontrollable flatulence problem! In this charming children’s tale, Bagpipe’s odorous predicament leads him on a quest to find a place where his farts will be accepted. From the farmhouse to the cow shed, pigpen, stables, and chicken coop, Bagpipe’s stenchy emissions drive away all the farmyard animals. Determined to find his rightful home, Bagpipe’s journey takes him far and wide, venturing through the vast expanse of the Sahara Desert and even venturing into the depths of outer space. Along the way, young readers will be captivated by the beautifully illustrated pages and fall in love with the endearing characters. As Bagpipe’s misadventures unfold, children’s imaginations will soar, their laughter bubbling over as they follow the cat’s action-packed escapades. Will Bagpipe ever find a place where he belongs, despite his pungent predicament? Discover the hilarious and heartwarming conclusion that will leave readers of all ages giggling with delight.
Download or read book 1 000 Amazing Gross Facts written by DK and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2023-06-13 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dive into a world of gross facts and discover the secret science of everything icky and sticky. This irresistibly disgusting book for children will teach you all you need to know about all kinds of animal and human waste and goo – what it’s for, how it’s made, where it goes, and lots more. Did you know that the global population produces more than a million tons of poo every day? Or that the ancient Egyptians used animal excrement in their medicine? That sea cucumbers can vomit their sticky insides when threatened, yet still survive? Children aged 9+ will love all these facts and more, presented either with jaw-dropping CGI illustrations or eye-popping photography – plus additional boxes feature diagrams that make information easy to understand. Celebrate your child's curiosity as they explore: - 1,000 jaw-dropping, mind-blowing facts that will be sure to wow family and friends. - Stunning CGI graphics, fun visual comparisons, and diagrams make stats and facts easy to understand. - Science boxes that are illustrated with engaging diagrams to explain information. - Simple and easy to understand images explaining the science behind the weird and wonderful facts. This book of gross, mind-blowing facts will make the ideal gift for kids who love all things weird and wonderful - especially slime and goo! With endlessly interesting information and incredible visuals, 1,000 Amazing Gross Facts is the perfect way to entertain and amuse your friends, family, and yourself. In fact, you’ll never look at poo, goop, and gunk in the same way again! More in the Series If you like 1,000 Amazing Gross Facts then why not complete the collection? Journey to the Jurassic era with 1,000 Amazing Dinosaur Facts and learn mind-boggling facts about the scariest animals ever to walk the Earth!
Download or read book All Roads Lead to Manyberries written by Ron Wood and published by Frontenac House. This book was released on 2010 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book This Might Hurt a Bit written by Doogie Horner and published by Simon Pulse. This book was released on 2019-06-04 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Full of wit and wisdom, and riotously funny to boot. A phenomenal debut!” —Ransom Riggs, New York Times bestselling author of Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children “As irreverent as it is gratifying.” —David Arnold, New York Times bestselling author of Kids of Appetite and Mosquitoland A grieving teen faces dangerous classmates, reckless friends, and the one-year anniversary of his sister’s devastating death in this poignant, quirky, often humorous novel that’s perfect for fans of Jeff Zentner and Brendan Kiely. Kirby Burns is about to have the second worst day of his life. Tomorrow is the one-year anniversary of the worst day of his life, and in the three hundred and sixty-four days since then he hasn’t stopped running: from his family, his memories, and the horse-sized farm dogs that chase him to the bus stop every morning. But he can’t run forever, and as This Might Hurt a Bit begins, Kirby and his friends PJ and Jake sneak out of his house to play a prank whose consequences follow them to school the next day, causing a chain reaction of mayhem and disaster. It’s a story that’s touching and funny, an authentic meditation on the pain of loss, and the challenge of getting paint to stick to cows.
Download or read book 14 Absolutely Horrible Gross Disgusting Facts About Animals written by Caitlind L. Alexander and published by Learning Island. This book was released on with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: OK, let’s face it. Some things that animals do can be totally gross and disgusting. Here are some of the best, or should we say the worst, things that animals do. Find out how one lizard attacks its prey with blood. How do owls poop? What happens to roadrunner babies who don’t gain weight fast enough? And why do cows lick their noses when they eat? Discover these disgusting facts, and more in this 15-minute book. The Educational Version has activities that meet Common Core Curriculum Standards. LearningIsland.com believes in the value of children practicing reading for 15 minutes every day. Our 15-Minute Books give children lots of fun, exciting choices to read, from classic stories, to mysteries, to books of knowledge. Many books are appropriate for hi-lo readers. Open the world of reading to a child by having them read for 15 minutes a day.
Download or read book GRASS FART in Donegal Bay written by Dandy Ahuruonye and published by Dandyahuruonyebooks.com. This book was released on 2024-09-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Step into a world where laughter blooms like wildflowers and the unexpected springs forth like a bubbling fountain. "GRASS FART in Donegal Bay," a delightful tale that invites you on a journey filled with giggles, heart, and a touch of the absurd. In the picturesque embrace of Donegal Bay, a secret lurks within the emerald blades of grass. These unassuming plants, guardians of the land, possess a peculiar trait—a penchant for emitting pungent farts. This unexpected ability sets off a chain of hilarious and enjoyable events that will leave you chuckling and gasping for breath. Meet the Cow family, a quartet of endearing characters who find themselves entangled in the grassy farts' mischievous antics. Mr Cow, the ever-patient patriarch, Cowpea, the adventurous young calf, Cowma, the sassy matriarch, and Sir Bartholomew Bumblestink, the family's esteemed elder, are each as unique as the farts themselves. From the Great Gas Showdown, a battle of flatulence that echoes across the bay, to the forbidden Seaweed Tango, a dance that threatens to unleash a symphony of farts, each chapter is a treasure trove of humour and heart. The Cow family's quest for the tastiest grass brings them closer together, forging bonds that are both touching and hilarious. "GRASS FART in Donegal Bay" is more than just a children's book; it's a celebration of the unexpected, a reminder that even the most ordinary things can lead to extraordinary adventures. With its unique concept, engaging characters, and a perfect blend of comedy and warmth, this book is a delightful escape for both young and old. So, why wait? Embark on a journey filled with laughter, friendship, and the occasional whiff of something unexpected. "GRASS FART in Donegal Bay" is available now in both paperback and eBook formats. Join Mr Cow and his family on their unforgettable adventure and discover the magic hidden within the grasses of Donegal Bay.
Download or read book Prudence the Part Time Cow written by Jody Jensen Shaffer and published by Henry Holt Books For Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-06-13 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At first Prudence tries to fit in with the other cows in the herd, suppressing all her scientific smarts and imaginative inventing, but in a moment of inspiration, she realizes how to show the others that she can be a part-time cow and a full-time member of the herd.
