Download or read book Covid Claus is Coming to Town written by M J Edwards and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-11-21 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All Dr Holly Mistletoe wants for Christmas is an orgasm. Is that too much to ask? Unfortunately, her important zoology work is getting in the way, and despite her numerous attempts for sexual gratification (with people) she has resided herself to seeing in the new year with a dry vagina. Until... Early on Christmas morning, there's a clatter and a chatter from downstairs. When Dr Mistletoe ventures to investigate, she's shocked to find Santa sat in her living room. But something's not quite right... After travelling around the world, Santa has been exposed to every Coronavirus variant there is. And when a deadly disease comes into contact with a powerful magical force, maybe Dr Mistletoe will get her Christmas wish after all... Covid Claus is Coming to Town is a spin off to the audience-delighting Kissing the Coronavirus series.

Download or read book Santa Claus Has COVID 19 written by Cécilia Rosette Adou and published by . This book was released on 2021-06-06 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Christmas is in jeopardy this year because Santa Claus is suffering from COVID-19. We must quickly find a solution, otherwise the children will not receive their gift. What is the solution to adopt in the face of this situation?

Download or read book The Decoy Girlfriend written by Lillie Vale and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2022-09-06 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A laugh-out-loud funny and whip-smart romantic comedy from the author of The Shaadi Set-Up, about a young woman who takes the place of her celebrity doppelgänger, and must fake-date the actress’s sexy costar boyfriend. Writer Freya Lal has a huge secret: she's a dead ringer for It-girl actress Mandi Roy. Her second novel is due in a month, but inspiration is nowhere to be found. Desperate to shake off her writer's block, Freya leans into her look-alike abilities and indulges in some mistaken identity for simple perks, like scoring a free mimosa or getting into a trendy nightclub. Actor Taft Bamber appears to have it all: gorgeous, talented, and Mandi's love interest both on- and off-screen. But what nobody knows is that their relationship is a PR stunt, and after years of playing make-believe, he's yearning for something real. When Freya's latest impersonation of Mandi goes viral thanks to Taft's accidental interference, rumors of a breakup threaten Hollywood's golden couple. To make amends, Freya is forced to give Mandi a little time off: she'll pretend to be the actress for a month, move in with Taft, and squash the rumors by acting completely in love. But as Freya and Taft play house, it becomes impossible to ignore that their instant chemistry isn't just for the cameras. While faking it, they might have just found the real thing.

Download or read book When Santa Fell to Earth written by Cornelia Funke and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2011-10-01 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A crash-landing puts Christmas in peril in this quirky, funny, and heartwarming holiday classic from the New York Times–bestselling author of Inkheart. Scared by a storm, Twinklestar, the least reliable reindeer, bolts—causing Santa and his sleigh to crash-land. And though Santa has dropped into a friendly neighborhood, he’s not safe: Jeremiah Goblynch, the ruthless new leader of the Council of Yuleland, is determined to put an end to children’s wishes and turn the holiday season into his own personal moneymaking scheme. As the last REAL St. Nick around, only Santa stands between Goblynch and his grinchlike plan. With the help and hope of kids Charlotte and Ben, Santa must face Goblynch and his Nutcracker goons to save Christmas! “Wonderfully imaginative details, adventure, danger, and a brave young Santa who fights to preserve all that is magical and special about Christmas make this a perfect read over a mug of hot chocolate on a cold winter’s night.” —School Library Journal “The humor, plus some unusual character types, sets this apart from the general run of holiday tales.” —Kirkus Reviews

Download or read book Santa Is Coming to My House written by Steve Smallman and published by Santa Is Coming. This book was released on 2019-10 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's Christmas Eve. Have you been good? Santa's packed up all the presents and is headed your way! With the help of a certain red-nosed reindeer, Santa flies over many landmarks in your town! "Ho, ho, ho!" laughs Santa. "Merry Christmas!"

Download or read book It s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies written by Michael P. Spradlin and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-13 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The snow is falling, the holidays are approaching and…It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies! This delightfully depraved book of classic Zombie Christmas carols by Michael P. Spradlin is guaranteed to spread Yuletide cheer to all those good boys and ghouls who devoured the monster New York Times bestsellers Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and World War Z, as well as fans of 28 Days Later and Shaun of the Dead. With an introduction by the inimitable Christopher Moore—bestselling author of Bloodsucking Fiends, You Suck, andthe classic “heartwarming tale of Christmas terror” The Stupidest Angel—It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies is a great gift for stuffing into a Christmas stocking…provided you remove the bloody severed foot first!

Download or read book A Coronavirus Christmas written by Jett and published by Big Dreams Kids Books. This book was released on 2020-10-12 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This beautifully illustrated, sweet and positive book (written in rhyming text) explains how to safely navigate the Christmas season and reassures children that the joy of Christmas is still intact despite things being a little different this year.

Download or read book A Covid Christmas written by Will Tapper and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-17 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A look back at the crazy year that was 2020 and how people celebrated the holidays during the coronavirus pandemic. From classrooms to opening presents to celebrating at home, the lockdown of 2020 changed how we celebrated the holidays during this unpresented year. This book offers a positive and encouraging look at celebrating during Covid-19.

Download or read book Social Distance Santa written by Eric Desio and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-11 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is Santa going to do this Covid-19 Christmas? Does he have to wear a mask? What about Mrs. Claus and the elves? What about us? What will Christmas look like during the COVID-19 pandemic in 2020? Read this timely book with children to help them understand and practice social distancing during the Christmas holiday. This colorful story uses creativity and imagination to help keep friends and family safe. These reinforced concepts will continue to keep us all safe for years to come. A short rhyming Christmas book for children, makes a great Christmas 2020 gift!

Download or read book Campbell s Curse written by M J Edwards and published by . This book was released on 2021-07-28 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For adults who used to love reading books that gave them goosepimples... Charlie Campbell is dreading his family trip to Blackpool - it means he has to spend time with his insufferable cousins who love making his life a misery. After a strange encounter with a fortune teller, Charlie thinks the trip couldn't get any worse - until they find themselves stuck in a creepy, abandoned waxwork museum filled with recreations of some of the world's most famous murderers. And there's something not quite right about those waxworks. It's almost as if they're... alive. From the mind of M.J. Edwards, author of Kissing the Coronavirus, comes a whole new breed of horror. Reviews for Campbell's Curse: The South Pier Slayer: 'HILARIOUS!' 'Loved it!'

Download or read book The Night of the Coronavirus Christmas written by Luke Carter and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-11-09 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It was the night before Christmas in the year of Covid-19. Enjoy the classic poem in a new way. It won't be the most traditional Christmas, but St. Nick will be here all the same.

Download or read book When Virona the Corona Came to Town cHailey Glynn written by Hailey Glynn and published by . This book was released on with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The goal of this story is to shed light on a time of extreme uncertainty and fear in a child friendly way.

Download or read book Over the River written by Public Domain and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-09-20 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over the river Mama, Papa, and Baby Turkey embark for their vegetarian Thanksgiving Feast. But when a hungry boy and his dog start sniffing around, the turkeys have got to think fast before they become the main course! Acclaimed artist Derek Anderson's glorious autumn artwork adds heaps of holiday humor to Lydia Maria Child's classic Thanksgiving song. And readers of all ages will be wondering who gobbles up whom until the dessert finale.

Download or read book I F cking Hate Zoom Quizzes written by M J Edwards and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-03 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A virus that has devastated the world, a turbulent US election, eating out to help out, and Tiger King - just a few of the things that have happened since the start of 2020.And the inspiration for a collection of poems that will delight everyone, and perhaps, even make them think.After rocking the literary world in 2020 with her debut book, Kissing the Coronavirus, M.J. Edwards, thanks to encouragement by her son Richard, has collated her favourite 26 poems about 2020 and beyond into this collection. From the saucy to the sad, it's the only poetry worth reading about one of the most difficult 18 months in modern history.

Download or read book Digital Contact Tracing for Pandemic Response written by Jeffrey P. Kahn and published by JHU Press. This book was released on 2020-05-29 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As nations race to hone contact-tracing efforts, the world's experts consider strategies for maximum transparency and impact. As public health professionals around the world work tirelessly to respond to the COVID-19 pandemic, it is clear that traditional methods of contact tracing need to be augmented in order to help address a public health crisis of unprecedented scope. Innovators worldwide are racing to develop and implement novel public-facing technology solutions, including digital contact tracing technology. These technological products may aid public health surveillance and containment strategies for this pandemic and become part of the larger toolbox for future infectious outbreak prevention and control. As technology evolves in an effort to meet our current moment, Johns Hopkins Project on Ethics and Governance of Digital Contact Tracing Technologies—a rapid research and expert consensus group effort led by Dr. Jeffrey P. Kahn of the Johns Hopkins Berman Institute of Bioethics in collaboration with the university's Center for Health Security—carried out an in-depth analysis of the technology and the issues it raises. Drawing on this analysis, they produced a report that includes detailed recommendations for technology companies, policymakers, institutions, employers, and the public. The project brings together perspectives from bioethics, health security, public health, technology development, engineering, public policy, and law to wrestle with the complex interactions of the many facets of the technology and its applications. This team of experts from Johns Hopkins University and other world-renowned institutions has crafted clear and detailed guidelines to help manage the creation, implementation, and application of digital contact tracing. Digital Contact Tracing for Pandemic Response is the essential resource for this fast-moving crisis. Contributors: Joseph Ali, JD; Anne Barnhill, PhD; Anita Cicero, JD; Katelyn Esmonde, PhD; Amelia Hood, MA; Brian Hutler, Phd, JD; Jeffrey P. Kahn, PhD, MPH; Alan Regenberg, MBE; Crystal Watson, DrPH, MPH; Matthew Watson; Robert Califf, MD, MACC; Ruth Faden, PhD, MPH; Divya Hosangadi, MSPH; Nancy Kass, ScD; Alain Labrique, PhD, MHS, MS; Deven McGraw, JD, MPH, LLM; Michelle Mello, JD, PhD; Michael Parker, BEd (Hons), MA, PhD; Stephen Ruckman, JD, MSc, MAR; Lainie Rutkow, JD, MPH, PhD; Josh Sharfstein, MD; Jeremy Sugarman, MD, MPH, MA; Eric Toner, MD; Mar Trotochaud, MSPH; Effy Vayena, PhD; Tal Zarsky, JSD, LLM, LLB

Download or read book Santa s Pandemic Presents written by M G Ram and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-29 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Santa's Pandemic Presents It's Christmas again but this year, it's different. What does Santa Claus bring to town? Look! Even the elves are keeping safe wearing nose masks and washing hands. Join Taylor this year as she unwraps her sweet Christmas gifts while keeping safe from the virus.

Download or read book A Covid Christmas Carol written by Evan Sykes and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-20 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The 2020 Holiday Season might have been cancelled by this year's super-villain, Covid-19, but fear not! Good cheer is at hand in this hilarious, satirical retelling of one of the season's most loved stories: A Covid Christmas Carol. Mr. Anatole Gasper and Dickens' Scrooge have a lot in common: Both their business partners are dead; both are curmudgeonly, solitary and mean; and both get their wake-up call in a series of wild, haunted dreams on Christmas Eve. For Gasper-as the year is 2020-these dreams include a huge, orange, Covid-spreading turkey that tweets, a doddering phantom riding a decrepit blue donkey without direction, and Santa, of course, whose red-nosed reindeers for once shed an unwelcome light over the festivities. There's nothing more heartening than seeing a dyed-in-the-wool grouch change into a merry, old soul, and Gasper's ghostly dreams promise to do just that. So, while this Holiday Season might be like no other, spend an hour in the company of this modern Scrooge and let the festive cheer flow!