Download or read book Couple That Fart Together Stay Together written by Happy Celebration and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-15 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Anniversary Celebration For Your Wife Better Than A Card buy your husband something different journal / notebook so he can write down lists, thoughts, to do, a great interior size - 6 x 9 pages - 101 - take a look inside

Download or read book Couple That Fart Together Stay Together written by Miracle Print House and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-21 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This notebook is perfect for taking notes, writing down your thoughts and ideas. You can also use it as a daily planner. This can be a perfect gift for girlfriend, boyfriend, husband & wife to celebrate valentine day. This 120 page (6x9)" blank line journal is perfect to carry.

Download or read book Couples That Fart Together Stay Together written by Eleganto Journals and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-18 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eleganto Journals - Perfect Gift For Men Women To Write In A perfect journal to take notes, practice creative writing, write down to-do-lists, daily planning or simply enjoy journaling. 6x9" dimension and 120 pages with lots of space for taking notes or writing. Fits in any bag, easy to carry and makes a great gift for any occasion. 120 Pages of High Quality Lined White Paper Dedicated Planner Pages For Daily or Monthly Planning Beautiful and Trendy Cover Design with Elegant Finish Great as Christmas Gifts for Men & Women Great for Any Occasion Gifts for Men & Women Great for Birthday Gifts for Men & Women Great for Journaling and to Practice Creative Writing Can Be Used as a Notebook at the Office or as a Journal at Home

Download or read book Getting Even written by Alison Grambs and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 2007 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you. . . Spend too much time saying yes when you want to say no Do things you don't want to do just to please your friends Feel like a total pushover . . .then you need this book! If you feel like a doormat, you don't have to take it anymore! The Smart Girl's Guide to Getting Even gives you the 411 on how to stop being a pushover and start being fabulous: The Are You a Pushover? Quiz: A smart assessment to get you started The Three Levels of Revenge: The Subtle Approach, the Not-So-Subtle Approach, and the You're Going to Hell Approach Gifts That Keep On Giving: Great "gift" ideas for the pesky people in your life Smart Girl Tricks of the Trade: Tips for getting even by getting over The Smart Girl Commandments: Advice every woman knows for keeping her sanity at work, in love, and everywhere else From awful office experiences to backstabbing BFF's to first dates from hell, this hip little handbook will show you how to come out on top and have a damn good time doing it. Because anyone can get even, but it takes a smart girl to get it right! Alison Grambs is a graduate of Haverford College and has written several children's joke books as well as comedy material for the Friars Club in New York. Her acting credits include Annie, Chicago City Limits and a bunch of commercials no one ever saw. She lives in Manhattan with her husband, a member of the N.Y.P.D., and annoys her parents on a regular basis.

Download or read book Naked in the Now written by Marijke McCandless and published by John Hunt Publishing. This book was released on 2024-05-14 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: '..brimming with practical insights to help you forge a deeper connection with your own true essence. Consider this book a trusted companion...' Ari Honarvar, author of the critically acclaimed debut novel, A Girl Called Rumi Naked in the Now: Juicy Practices for Getting Present is a unique and playful guide for anyone feeling disconnected from their vitality and uninspired to make a change. Short, fresh practices arouse your curiosity, help you change your mindset, teach you about the power of vulnerability and authenticity, and allow you to experience moments of delight - available right now. Through self-compassion, mindfulness, and emotional intelligence tools, we learn to relax, befriend our thinking minds, stretch our limits, and restore and rejuvenate our relationship with ourselves and others. With a commitment to practice only minutes daily, Naked in the Now forms the basis for a sustainable, enjoyable awareness and self-inquiry practice that will leave you feeling juicy again.

Download or read book The Perfect Couple written by Elin Hilderbrand and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2018-06-19 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From New York Times bestselling author Elin Hilderbrand, comes a novel about the many ways family can fill our lives with love...if they don't kill us first. It's Nantucket wedding season, also known as summer-the sight of a bride racing down Main Street is as common as the sun setting at Madaket Beach. The Otis-Winbury wedding promises to be an event to remember: the groom's wealthy parents have spared no expense to host a lavish ceremony at their oceanfront estate. But it's going to be memorable for all the wrong reasons after tragedy strikes: a body is discovered in Nantucket Harbor just hours before the ceremony-and everyone in the wedding party is suddenly a suspect. As Chief of Police Ed Kapenash interviews the bride, the groom, the groom's famous mystery-novelist mother, and even a member of his own family, he discovers that every wedding is a minefield-and no couple is perfect. Featuring beloved characters from The Castaways, Beautiful Day, and A Summer Affair, The Perfect Couple proves once again that Elin Hilderbrand is the queen of the summer beach read.

Download or read book Fart Quest The Barf of the Bedazzler written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2021-02-02 with total page 233 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “If you love fantasy, funny humor, flatulence, and friends, then Aaron Reynolds has written the perfect book for you!” —DAN SANTAT, author of The Aquanut, Sidekicks, and The Adventures of Beekle Fart and his friends take on a new belly-quaking quest in the hilarious sequel Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler written by #1 New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrated by Cam Kendell. After crushing their very first quest, young adventurers Pan, Moxie, and Fart are hungry for their next challenge. Luckily, the Great and Powerful Kevin has cooked up something for the trio: Locate a bedazzler—a rare and monstrous creature of truly horrific power—and bring back . . . its barf. But the danger in tracking down a bedazzler is hard to swallow. Rumor tells of a ruthless pirate captain who may be the only living soul that knows where to find a bedazzler. Our heroes must head to the high seas for a mission so deadly, they might lose their lives—or their lunch. Bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and Cam Kendell bring even more laughs, adventure, and silliness in The Barf of the Bedazzler, book two in the Fart Quest series.

Download or read book To My Boyfriend the Day I Met You written by Journal Gifts Valentine's Day and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-13 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The best gifts are both personal and functional and that's why a Notebook is always a fantastic choice! This Journal is a Perfect Gift for your Boyfriend on valentine's day, Anniversary, Christmas or any time you want to get a smile out of your Boyfriend.

Download or read book Graphic Showbiz written by Nanabanyin Dadson and published by Graphic Communications Group. This book was released on 2014-03-27 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Best Babysitters Ever written by Caroline Cala and published by Clarion Books. This book was released on 2019 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The launch of a funny new series about three 12-year-old best friends who start a babysitting club in their small California town. No parents. Unlimited snacks. And, okay, occasionally watching other people's children. What could possibly go wrong?

Download or read book Does It Fart written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2019-07-11 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.

Download or read book How to Hold a Fart In written by Don Henderson and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-03-13 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You're on a date, sitting in math class, or just in a room full of people in a really quiet place and you feel the urge to pass gas. In an ideal world, you would be able to just run off and let the fart out of your system, but you may not always have the option. Sometimes, the only thing you can do is to hold in your fart to avoid embarrassment. So how do you do it?Have you ever suffered from gas during class or school? Remember that farting is not a sign of unhealthiness. It happens to everyone. Still, it's embarrassing. Follow these simple steps to try to cover up your fart. This book will answer your questions and show you the methods: How a fart works How to hold your fart for long periods of time How to stop your gut from making a whale sound from holding in a fart How to manage to fart when you start living together as a couple How to stop farting during sex ...and many more!

Download or read book I Still LOVE You Even Though You Fart In Your Sleep written by Love Journals and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-29 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a special gift for that special person you love? This 97 Questions For Loving Couples Journal is an Unique and Fun Birthday or Anniversary Gift for Your Husband, Boyfriend, Girlfriend or Wife. Features Dedicated blank space on the cover to fill in your names. 97 Questions specially created for couples with fill-in-the-blank lines for HER and HIM. You can make your journal as funny, witty, or mushy as you choose. Special acid-free paper so your writing won't fade over time and you'll preserve these special memories. Crisp white pages Professional matte cardstock cover. Dimensions: 6"x9" Get it as a present for a birthday, wedding anniversary, Valentine's day or Christmas!

Download or read book Bully vs Fart 2 Fart Wedding written by Dingleberry Small and published by Dingleberry Small. This book was released on 2016-01-24 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lenny Lappy and Nelson Deadwood have a secret… When they drop their drawers and let off a good one, Mile One Elementary is blown away! Their pet farts, Fernando and Aisha, are engaged to be married! As long as no one objects, they’ll do just that one Friday afternoon in the school cafeteria. If only things were that simple… WARNING: This book is full of farts!

Download or read book Fart Proudly written by Benjamin Franklin and published by Frog Books. This book was released on 2003-03-31 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Benjamin Franklin as you’ve never met him before . . . This hilarious collection includes the Founding Father’s satirical writings on farting, adultery, and other irreverent subjects you won’t find in your history books. A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are “The Letter to a Royal Academy”; “On Choosing a Mistress”; “Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable”; and other jibes. Franklin’s irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.

Download or read book Without a Paddle written by Warren Richey and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2010-06-08 with total page 365 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As far as Warren Richey knew, his life was on course. A reporter with a beautiful wife and talented son, Richey couldn’t imagine how it could be any better....Then his marriage falls apart and he can’t imagine how it could be any worse. The divorce leaves Richey questioning everything, while struggling to find a way forward. To get his bearings, he enters the first Ultimate Florida Challenge, an all-out twelve-hundred-mile kayak race around Florida. The UFC is less of a race than it is a dare or a threat. The thirty-day deadline sets a grueling, twenty-four-hour-a-day pace through shark- , alligator- , and even python-infested waters. But those twelve hundred miles are only a fraction of a journey that pulls Richey back to when he was embedded with troops in Iraq, reporting on missing children, and hiking the mountains of Montana with his son, and shows him where he went wrong, where he went right, and how to do it better the second time around. Warren Richey’s memoir Without a Paddle is a remarkable physical and emotional journey that cuts to the heart of what it means to be a man, a husband, and a father.

Download or read book Divorced Girl Smiling written by Jackie Pilossoph and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Smile! It's not just the end of your marriage, it's the beginning of your second chance!Missy Benson has a two and a half carat diamond engagement ring with color grade H, VS2 clarity and a value of $36,000. It's absolutely gorgeous, practically flawless, and let's be honest, really big!But what the successful Chicago realtor doesn't have anymore is a husband. After 12 years of marriage, her husband, Paul, a handsome, wealthy attorney has devastated her by breaking up their marriage for Priscilla Sommerfeld, a young, personal trainer, who according to Missy's sassy assistant, J.J., looks more like a Las Vegas stripper than a fitness expert.Not sure what to do with her ring, and with no financial issues to worry about, Missy decides to put it up for sale on Craigslist. The price: 99 cents! The catch: She gets to pick the buyer. In essence, she's looking for the perfect guy, but not for herself. Her hope is to regain faith that good men do exist, and that marriages can last forever.Now referring to herself as "the divorced girl," Missy interviews dozens of young men who are vying for the huge ring. It's a contest that includes outrageous characters, hilarious and sentimental stories, and two finalists, both of whom Missy adores and who she must choose between. Then there's Parker Missoni, the sexiest contestant by far, who drives her crazy with his brutal honesty, and at the same time stops her heart with his deep brown eyes.Divorced Girl Smiling is the story of a woman's journey to do whatever it takes to heal herself from divorce. It's about acceptance, reflection, taking accountability for mistakes, and appreciating all of life's wonderful gifts. In other words, if you have the guts to put the past behind, admit your mistakes, embrace your future, and give love another chance, you will surely be a divorced girl smiling.