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Download or read book Unmentionable Cuisine written by Calvin W. Schwabe and published by University of Virginia Press. This book was released on 1979 with total page 492 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Includes recipes for cooking horse meat, goats, dogs, cats, rats, rabbits, hares, squirrels, turtles, snakes, eels, sharks, frogs, and insects, among other unusual food sources.