Download or read book Computer Crazy written by Daniel Le Noury and published by Sybex. This book was released on 1984 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Crazy Computers Joke Book written by Sean Connolly and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2019-09-27 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: Why couldn't the computer take its hat off? A: Because the caps lock was on! Read about robots, the internet and crazy tech in this compilation of 140 rib-tickling jokes. Young readers will be electrified by hilarious puns, knock-knock jokes and one-liners, brought to life by adorable cartoon illustrations. ABOUT THE SERIES: Laugh Out Loud! is a vibrant and dynamic joke book series for kids. Featuring a variety of exciting themes, these titles build general knowledge and their playful jokes are great to share with family and friends. Perfect for kids aged 5+.
Download or read book Once Twice Three Times a Crazy written by Chynah Doll and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2010-10 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Demarco was still rambling when Jeremy put one hand up in his face in the gesture of 'talk to the hand' and said sharply, "Look! I am so tired of this whole scene right now. Are you going to tell her who I really am or do I need to tell her myself?" Demarco instantly fell silent, his eyes big as saucers as he looked pleadingly at Jeremy. Hearing Jeremy's nasally voice and seeing his suddenly magnified feminine gestures really woke me up with a jolt. Whatever denial I had been experiencing the last few minutes was now gone. I was immediately very aware of the situation that was before me. I looked at Jeremy, then Demarco. I felt my chest start to tighten and my breathing became short and sporadic. I started to back away from them both saying, "Nooooo, noooo this can't be, this is not happening!" As I repeatedly shook my head no, I could feel the tears falling down my face. I screamed at Demarco, "You lied! You lied to me! I asked you if you were gay. You swore to me that you weren't, I can't believe this is happening!" Like most little girls I always fantasized about my knight in shining armor riding in on his white horse and carrying me off into the sunset. Instead of my dream man I got a down-low gay man, a cocaine-addicted famous rapper and a psycho maniac stalker. Yes, you read right. I know that there are other women out there who can relate because they may have experienced at least one of these situations. It is very rare and next to impossible to find a woman who has gone through all three situations, but I did. This is the true story of my life with these three men. As you read my autobiographical memoir you will see that due to bad judgment, bad decisions and loving the wrong man time and time again my life has had many mind-blowing and incredulous episodes. I hope that through reading my story I save the next woman from inevitable heartbreak and devastation disguised as true love.
Download or read book Crazy written by Pete Earley and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007-04-03 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “A magnificent gift to those of us who love someone who has a mental illness…Earley has used his considerable skills to meticulously research why the mental health system is so profoundly broken.”—Bebe Moore Campbell, author of 72 Hour Hold Former Washington Post reporter Pete Earley had written extensively about the criminal justice system. But it was only when his own son—in the throes of a manic episode—broke into a neighbor's house that he learned what happens to mentally ill people who break a law. This is the Earley family's compelling story, a troubling look at bureaucratic apathy and the countless thousands who suffer confinement instead of care, brutal conditions instead of treatment, in the “revolving doors” between hospital and jail. With mass deinstitutionalization, large numbers of state mental patients are homeless or in jail-an experience little better than the horrors of a century ago. Earley takes us directly into that experience—and into that of a father and award-winning journalist trying to fight for a better way.
Download or read book Computer Decisions written by and published by . This book was released on 1984 with total page 858 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Crazy for Kanji written by Eve Kushner and published by Stone Bridge Press, Inc.. This book was released on 2023-08-09 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kanji (the most complicated Japanese script) may look daunting, but the characters are full of fun and life—if you know how to decode them. Crazy for Kanji provides a "map" to orient people by examining characters and compounds from every angle. Passionate and playful, the book is filled with enlightening discussions, fun facts, photos, exhibits, anecdotes, and games. It’s a reference source, workbook, and entertaining read all in one. Novices and kanji experts alike will find treasures in its pages. Eve Kushner, based in Berkeley, California, is a student of Japanese and an incurable kanji-holic.
Download or read book What Drives Men Crazy written by Norman Nelson and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2022-06-01 with total page 622 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What Drives Men Crazy By: Norman Nelson Meet Norman Nelson. He was a cop for 23 years, most of it with LAPD and the LA Sheriff's Department and with the ladies. He has learned what makes women crazy and what they love, along with peculiar and eccentric stories to back him up. The story of Norman Nelson is a story based in some truths of being an LA cop turned bull rider. It’s one story you must hold onto your hat while reading. Between Norm's women there's a police story of the brutal streets of South Central LA, where cops live and die by their wits and the job they love. Lastly, the toll it takes on Officer Nelson and other officers who watch and deal with the slaughter every night on the ugly streets of LA.
Download or read book The Crazy Computers Joke Book written by Sean Connolly and published by . This book was released on 2013-01-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Crazy Years written by Spider Robinson and published by BenBella Books, Inc.. This book was released on 2009-06-01 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of witty, irreverent essays on subjects running the gamut from the space program to airport bans on smoking are included in this anthology. Written by Spider Robinson, The Crazy Years takes its name from Robert A. Heinlein's designation of the last years of the 20th century and contains essays from Robinson's tenure as op-ed columnist for The Globe and Mail and from Galaxy Online. Environmentalists that place the survival of earth before the survival of humanity, the idiocy of computer designs, and the downsides of the Internet are among the subjects Robinson uses to take the world to task.
Download or read book Control the Crazy written by Vinny Guadagnino and published by Harmony. This book was released on 2013-01-08 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Vinny Guadagnino, star of Jersey Shore, discusses his lifelong struggle to control the effects of social anxiety and stress, and teaches readers the tools and techniques he's used to stay calm and maintain his sanity in all types of crazy situations--both on and off the show. For more than a decade Vinny has been keeping a secret from his family, his friends, his castmates, and his fans: the fact that he's not as carefree and stress-free as he appears. Vinny suffers from panic attacks that strike without warning. They plagued him throughout his teens, forced him to move home from college, and tormented him during the first season of Jersey Shore. After fleeing the set during the filming of the fifth season of the show, Vinny realized he could no longer keep his problems to himself. It was time to speak out. In this book, Vinny discusses how he's confronted his demons head on, and he gives readers the tools to do so themselves. For the millions of his fans who are also feeling overwhelmed with the world around them and by their own thoughts, Vinny offers a practical plan for taking control of your life, your body, and your mind.
Download or read book Crazy Dangerous written by Andrew Klavan and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2013-02-04 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do right, fear nothing. Sam Hopkins is a good kid who has fallen in with the wrong crowd. Hanging around with car thieves and thugs, Sam knows it’s only a matter of time before he makes one bad decision too many and gets into real trouble. But one day, Sam sees these friends harassing an eccentric schoolmate named Jennifer. Finding the courage to face the bullies down, Sam loses a bad set of friends and acquires a very strange new one. Jennifer is not just eccentric. To Sam, she seems downright crazy. She has terrifying hallucinations involving demons, the devil, and death. And here’s the really crazy part: Sam is beginning to suspect that these visions may actually be prophecies—prophecies of something terrible that’s going to happen very soon. Unless he can stop it. With no one to believe him, with no one to help him, Sam is all alone in a race against time. Finding the truth before disaster strikes is going to be both crazy and very, very dangerous. Thrilling young adult read Stand-alone novel Book length: approximately 75K words Includes discussion questions for book reports
Download or read book Crazy Drama written by D.A. Bourne and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2007-11-06 with total page 371 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ajani Bethel is obsessed with money. Living the life of a courier, drug dealer, and family man, he looks forward to escaping Toronto with his boys to Jam Fest, the annual mega-party weekend. Unfortunately, Ajani takes his business with him, not knowing that he's being framed by a hater and targeted for destruction... Eros Alexander, Jr. is a polygamous pretty boy who lives for sex. Going to Jam Fest every year is his way of getting his freak on with girls he doesn't have to see everyday. Not caring for the women who open their hearts to him, Eros' quest to become the next Hugh Hefner heads into dangerous territory... Damon Quintino a.k.a “Q” is a former college basketball star whose dreams of becoming pro were shattered due to a career-ending injury. Struggling to deal with a blue-collar lifestyle, Q works excessive hours, resulting in a troubled new marriage. Just when he has an opportunity to make things better, Q decides to go to Jam Fest with the fellas instead of spending a much-needed weekend with his wife... K.J Brar wants to be the next hip-hop superstar. His former friend and partner-in-rhyme found success on the road to stardom, and took K.J's woman with him. Hurt and disgusted, he enters the internationally-televised Jam Fest Freestyle Showcase, hoping that bitterness helps him on his path towards greatness... Teddy Henderson was the ultimate party man. His main reason for moving to the city of Windsor was to be a huge part in taking Jam Fest to the next level of success. However, Teddy went through a spiritual transformation, and his friends have no idea that he's changed... In this debut novel by D.A. Bourne, life-changing experiences happen through five friends in four days, three nights, two big parties, and one weekend of CRAZY DRAMA...
Download or read book Last Lecture written by Perfection Learning Corporation and published by Turtleback. This book was released on 2019 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Crazy Days written by James Howerton and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2013-02-07 with total page 189 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Her favorite color was black. She dressed in black jeans and black blouses, and wore a strange black veil cape that seemed to swirl a shadow mist behind her as she passed. Her form was never still; even when she rested, the darkness swam around her. She had a dangerous need to fl aunt herself in front of the cameras to draw attention to herself, though her face was nearly always hidden behind the fluttering black veil. She wore black fingerless gloves and black eye shadow and a spider ring. Her visible body was covered in tattoos and piercings. The cameras called her Pin Cushion, and she sneered at them. The cameras called her Goth Girl, and she sneered at them. She was attractive, and her face and expressions fascinated men. But she made herself too scary and bitchy to find some stupid romance. She was not attracted to men or women; she was attracted to no one. She seemed determined to despise life; and sometimes she got a plummeting sense in her stomach that it was quickly coming to an end. She wanted no human to know her or any part of her lonely and uneventful existence. She wanted no one to know her secret, but those who worked with her suspected: She could read the cameras. Like her veil-cape, Cassandra fl owed through life in a dark mist. She had enrolled at San Diego State, but the superficial syrup of academia had soon turned her off. It was a place where professors taught knowing they were in the cameras. Where classmates laughed at her and chittered in the eyes of the cameras. She lived in an efficiency apartment just off El Cajon Boulevard, and most of her money went to the rent. She ate simple and cheap Paleofood: raw fruits and vegetables, unsalted mixed nuts. She did not want to, nor could she use her kitchen. She ate tuna out of the can after straining it. One day she talked about the curse; she didnt know why.
Download or read book The Pilot s Wife written by Anita Shreve and published by Back Bay Books. This book was released on 2007-07-31 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Anita Shreve's hauntingly beautiful #1 bestseller and Oprah's Book Club selection about tragedy, grief, betrayal, and the 'impossibility of knowing another person.' As a pilot's wife, Kathryn has learned to expect both intense exhilaration and long periods alone, but nothing has prepared her for a late-night knock that lets her know her husband has died in a crash. Until now, Kathryn Lyons's life has been peaceful if unextraordinary: a satisfying job teaching high school in the New England mill town of her childhood; a picture-perfect home by the ocean; a precocious, independent-minded fifteen-year-old daughter; and a happy marriage whose occasional dull passages she attributes to the unavoidable deadening of time. As Kathryn struggles with her grief, she descends into a maelstrom of publicity stirred up by the modern hunger for the details of tragedy. Even before the plane is located in waters off the Irish coast, the relentless scrutiny of her husband's life begins to bring a bizarre personal mystery into focus. Could there be any truth to the increasingly disturbing rumors that he had a secret life?
Download or read book Useless Facts Galore Yes It s A Weird And Crazy World written by Samuel Walz and published by Samuel Walz. This book was released on 2024-02-06 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: " Hello, fellow explorers of the weird and wonderful planet Earth! Get ready to discover the most wacky and absurd facts in "Useless Facts Galore", by Samuel Walz, assionate collector of oddities and trivia. This book is your ticket to exploring the quirkiest corners of our world. As you flip through it's pages, you'll encounter a treasure trove of fascinating tidbits that are guaranteed to entertain, enlighten, and perhaps bewilder you. No topic is off-limits in this eclectic collection of fascinating tidbits. Whether you're reading solo or sharing laughs with friends and family, thtis book is guaranteed to spark conversation, ignite curiosity, and leave you with a newfound appreciation for the wonderfully weird world we call home. History, medicine, music, space, laws, people, inventions, nature, no stone is left unturned! So buckle up, grab your favorite beverage, and have many hours of fun! "
Download or read book Crazy Mixed Up World written by Kevin Zdrill and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2014-05-01 with total page 271 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Right or wrong, a series of fragile relationships collides through chance, coincidence, or fate. Twelve years ago, Kirk made an innocent but terrible mistake. As he faces down another night of tormented dreams, he struggles to shake the scars he still bears. After sixty years as man and wife, Ira and Betsys love is as vibrant as it was the day their eyes made contact across a dusty country parking lot. Now, disease and willful destruction tear away at everything theyve built together. Just sixteen, Megan is at war with the worldand especially her mother, who flounders in a failing campaign to keep her daughter from making the same mistakes she did at that age. Robin, a career-driven woman with an unwavering, take-no-prisoners attitudedespite the ultimate sacrifice she made as a womanfinds her husband Rick, who has opted to coast (and flirt) through his own career, frustrating at best. Wes and Trish were once high school sweethearts and now have a teenager of their own. They cherish their daughter, but thats not enough to keep them from growing apart. And now, the fate of their family hangs on the success of one big score. By eighteen, Jo-Ann was alone and pregnant. Twelve years later, shes about to discover the reward for a good deed doesnt come without loss. This novel reveals the intersection of the lives of a group of very different people, illuminating the shocking ramifications of life, love, and loss in a crazy, mixed-up world.
