Download or read book Comic Books For Kids Age 8 With Comic Illustrations Perfect Ninja Books For Boys Kid Ninjas Dog Humor Books written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-15 with total page 491 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart Book 1 includes the following pant ripping stories: The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonator * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... Fart Book 2 will show you even more tooting adventures with bean steams like: * The Funny & Farty Hot Air Balloon Ride * How To Jump Higher * The 18th Hole Trick * El Ninjo's Genius Idea In The Doldrums * Oktoberfest Time & The Fart Impact On The Swing * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry Skyscraper Freestyle Sound - This is a brand new story and it has never been released before! and many more... In Fart book 3 you will discover even more hilarious bottom burping stories like: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... Finally in Volume 4 the farts transform into true Ninja farts like: * The New Dimension: The World Is My Oyster * Fart Olympics On The Acropolis with Socrates & Plato * Farting with Roman Bean Antipasti Inspired by Stories of The Ancient Rome * Venice: The Ghost Of The Canal & The Gondolas * Parachuting From The Eiffel Tower * Magical Fairy Dust Ninja Farts In Casablanca * The Great Wall Of China & Other Wonders Of The World * The Taj Mahal: The Temple Of Mysteries * Tokyo: Pop Cult lots more... You'll find 62 pant ripping stories inide... The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda ...

Download or read book Ninja Comic Kids Book For Age 6 8 written by T. J. Gusman and published by Infinityou. This book was released on 2018-09-14 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the Ninja Comic Kids Book For Ages 6 - 8. The story covers Don & Jon, the twin brothers, who love hunting sneaky snakes and frogs in the Mississippi woods and soon discover that there is even freakier phenomenon out there in the wild. The twins love hunting everything edible like slimy frogs, snakes, alligators and even spiders. Inside you'll find some hilarious Mississippi Bayou hunting stories with vibrant colored illustrations. Make sure to check out your pants before reading because of these hilarious Dr. Seuss style rhyming adventures of Don & Jon have the tendency to rip kid's pants because of kids just LOL when reading about these different funny scenes. Parents love to join in for the fun! Inside you'll find hilarious hunting adventures that are told by the funny twin brothers. If you love green slimy frogs, snakes and other dangerous animals that are lurking in the woods and if you love to discover the funny and hilarious ways of how Don & Jon go about catching, whacking, and whopping these scary green animals in the Mississippi woods then you owe it to yourself to check out these unforgettable and entertaining adventures for yourself! Chapter 1: There Ain't Nothin' Finer Than Moonlight Hunting For Snakes n'Frogs Don and his twin brother Jon are sneaking into a rich people's country club in the middle of the night. They discover that the ponds are teeming with plump frogs inside. They did not see the snakes coming from outside...How do they find out of this trap? Chapter 2: Bullfrog Quaking, Snake Hunting And A Mysterious Strange Ninja Chapter 3: The Choice Between A Cute Pomeranian Puppy and a Pitbull Hunter Chapter 4: The Hacky Sack Chapter 5: Jokes & Poker Chapter 6: The Annual Yard Sale Chapter 7: Armored Snakes & Alligator Wisdom Chapter 8: The Redneck Logic Of Don & Jon Surprise your kids today with this hilarious Ninja Adventure Kid Chapter Book for Boys Between 6 and 12. If your kids love the South, Mississippi, the Country, Rednecks, Snake Hunting, Bayou Stuff, Frogs, Snakes, Snails, Alligators, Spiders, Ninja Self-Defense, Wood Adventures, Mystery & Mud Secrets then this is definitely what you are looking for. Get your copy today and LOL together with your boys...

Download or read book Epic Ninja Kid Book written by T. J. Gusman and published by Infinityou. This book was released on 2018-09-04 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Epic Ninja Kid Book: Kid Graphic Novel Book With Funny Children Cartoon & Comic Stories...This is the Diary Of Don & Jon the funny redneck twins. Don & Jon love hunting sneaky snakes and frogs in the Mississippi woods and soon discover that there is even freakier phenomenon out there in the wild. The twins love hunting everything edible like slimy frogs, snakes, alligators and even spiders. Inside you'll find some hilarious Mississippi Bayou hunting stories with vibrant colored illustrations. Make sure to check out your pants before reading because these hilarious Dr. Seuss style rhyming adventures of Don & Jon have the tendency to rip kid's pants because of kids just LOL when reading about these different funny scenes. Parents love to join in for the fun! Hang on for more funny stories that are going to be released shortly in this brand new Zombie & Ninja Dynasty Series by Timmie Guzzmann. Inside you'll find hilarious hunting adventures that are told by the funny twin brothers. If you love green slimy frogs, snakes and other dangerous animals that are lurking in the woods and if you love to discover the funny and hilarious ways of how Don & Jon go about catching, whacking, and whopping these scary green animals in the Mississippi woods then you owe it to yourself to check out these unforgettable and entertaining adventures for yourself! Chapter 1: There Ain't Nothin' Finer Than Moonlight Hunting For Snakes n'Frogs Don and his twin brother Jon are sneaking into a rich people's country club in the middle of the night. They discover that the ponds are teeming with plump frogs inside. They did not see the snakes coming from outside...How do they find out of this trap? Chapter 2: Bullfrog Quaking, Snake Hunting And A Mysterious Strange Ninja Chapter 3: The Choice Between A Cute Pomeranian Puppy and a Pitbull Hunter Chapter 4: The Hacky Sack Chapter 5: Jokes & Poker Chapter 6: The Annual Yard Sale Chapter 7: Armored Snakes & Alligator Wisdom Chapter 8: The Redneck Logic Of Don & Jon. Make sure to get your copy today and LOL together with your kids...

Download or read book Cat Ninja Welcome to The Burbs written by Matthew Cody and published by Cat Ninja. This book was released on 2022-10-18 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone's favorite feline superhero is back for even more hilarious adventures set in the Cat Ninja-verse. Catch up with Cat Ninja, Master Hamster, and the rest of the family as they face...the suburbs! When Dad buys a new house outside the city, the kids are less than excited about new neighbors, backyard barbecues, and quiet, tree-lined streets. And they're not alone--a summer in the suburbs is enough to make Cat Ninja miss the villains of Metro City! Our hero and his family feel like fish out of water when they arrive in Peaceful Valley, but it won't be long before Dad's new neighborhood reveals its scaly, golden underbelly. This volume includes: Five full-length comics One bonus Cat Ninja Tale

Download or read book Ninja Kid 2 Flying Ninja written by Anh Do and published by Scholastic UK. This book was released on 2019-07-04 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh-out-loud and fully illustrated Ninja Kid is the start of a brand new series from bestselling comedian Anh Do! Nelson is a ninja. He is not the coolest. Or the bravest. But he is the worlds nerdiest ninja! And now he has to stop an animal rampage and machines going crazy all over town! For that, he will need his new jetpack... and some serious ninja skills! How will Nelson learn to fly when he is scared of heights?!

Download or read book I Was an Eighth Grade Ninja written by and published by Zondervan. This book was released on 2010-06-22 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the Moonbeam Award Bronze Medal for comics and graphic novels! Martial Arts Moves Aren't Just for Practice Anymore. Hana, a Japanese orphan, is used to working on her martial-arts skills. After she moves to California to live with her grandfather, the only place she really feels at home is in his martial-arts studio. But all that practice will come in handy when savage creatures from another world attack! In the blink of an eye, Hana realizes she has a lot to learn about herself, her grandfather, and his strange little pet.

Download or read book Ninja written by Arree Chung and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2014-06-03 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A little boy flexes his ninja chops in this hilariously sweet adventure.

Download or read book Ninja Boy Goes to School written by N. D. Wilson and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2014-07-08 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From N. D. Wilson, bestselling author of the 100 Cupboards series, comes this funny and adventurous picture-book debut. It’s time for kindergarten, and a young boy is prepared for the task, thanks to his unflinching ninja skills. The challenges of school are no match for a ninja, with his quick reflexes and immense patience. Featuring colorful and dynamic illustrations by J. J. Harrison, Ninja Boy Goes to School will have all little ninjas eager to learn how to balance like flamingos and gain the strength of gorillas (but without having to smell like one). Perfect for energetic free-spirits of all ages! Winner of the 2015 Children's Choice Award! "Vibrant, cartoonish illustrations . . ." - Booklist "Lots of fun details and BAM! POW! kid-appeal." - School Library Journal "Any kid who’s longed for a break in the school day to work out some energy and frustration will cheer Ninja Boy’s mission . . ." - The Bulletin of the Center for Children’s Books

Download or read book Ninja Ninja Never Stop written by Todd Tuell and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2014-04-15 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Follow this little ninja as he sneaks up on the family dog, swipes a cookie from his brother, and escapes from Granny’s kiss . . . only to be out-ninja’d by his younger brother’s sneak attack! Young readers will be drawn in by the fast-paced rhymes that parallel the little ninja’s quick moves, and will chant the refrain with glee! This humorous ode to stalking, sneaking, spying, and scheming is sure to be read over and over again, inspiring imaginary play for a new generation of ninjas. Praise for Ninja, Ninja, Never Stop "Bright primary hues add an energetic yet retro feel to Carpenter’s illustrations... a good choice for mischievous preschoolers with an interest in the martial arts." --Kirkus Reviews "The blocky, bold illustrations and quickly paced narrative combine to evoke satisfying comic-book action." --School Library Journal

Download or read book Ninja Kids written by creative books and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-25 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Big Ninja Coloring Book for Kids If you love ninjas, you will love this coloring book! What Will You Get If You Buy This Coloring Book? : Size: 8.5 "x 11" inches100 pages Soft, premium matte cover with pretty design High quality cover Great themed design Perfect bound and printed on high quality durable paper

Download or read book The Three Ninja Pigs written by Corey Rosen Schwartz and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-09-27 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Practice makes perfect in this kick-butt fractured fairy tale. Why does this wolf think he can come to town and blow all the houses down? These three little pigs just aren't going to take it from that bully anymore! The first starts aikido lessons—he'll make mincemeat out of that wolf! His brother learns a little jujitsu—he'll chop that guy to pieces! But when the wolf actually appears, it turs out these two pigs aren't quite ready after all. Good thing their sister has been training every day to master some serious karate moves that save the day. KIYA! Corey Rosen Schwartz serves up a fun combination of smart-aleck dialogue and tongue-in-cheek rhymes that'll have kids howling, and rising star Dan Santat's spunky illustrations are sure to pack a punch!

Download or read book Rise of the Red Ninjas written by Marcus Emerson and published by . This book was released on 2017-01-03 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Continuing the havoc-meets-hilarious adventures of Chase Cooper, who is recruited by a secret society of ninjas at his new school.

Download or read book Ninja Life Hacks Ninjas Have Feelings written by Mary Nhin and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-05-31 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Teach kids how to identify ever-changing emotions with the Ninjas from Ninja Life Hacks in this colorful board book for kids just starting on their own adventures through life! Social-emotional learning begins early as the stars of the bestselling Ninja Life Hacks series bring their skills to the youngest readers with Ninja Life Hacks: Ninjas Have Feelings. Inside you’ll find a Ninja experiencing every mood—from Angry to Positive and everything in between—and helping children navigate a sometimes frustrating world. Colorful tabs on each page help little hands navigate the book and the emotions held inside. PROMOTE A GROWTH MINDSET: Problem-solving skills and tips from the Ninjas help young readers develop social-emotional intelligence. CULTIVATE CONFIDENCE: Kid’s emotions are reflected and validated in the fierce and fun ninja characters. ENCOURAGE EMPATHY: Help preschoolers manage difficult emotions and feelings through identification and recognition. FEEL LIKE A NINJA: Help young children learn to identify, trust and manage their feelings. TACTILE LEARNING: Tabbed pages help little fingers explore and turn pages and create a multi-sensory learning experience. COLLECT THEM ALL: Extend the learning fun with Ninja Life Hacks: Angry Ninja Activity Book, Let’s Talk: Conversation Cards, and Meet the Ninjas: The Ultimate Ninja Guide to Life.

Download or read book Ninja Kid 1 written by Anh Do and published by . This book was released on 2018 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nelson can't wait for the athletics carnival now that he's a NINJA! For the first time ever, he won't be a nerd -- he'll be AWESOME! But just when Nelson needs his powers the most, they get switched ... with GRANDMA'S! How's he going to win ANYTHING when he runs and jumps like an old lady?!

Download or read book Joey and Johnny the Ninjas Get Mooned written by Kevin Serwacki and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2015-03-31 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Joey and Johnny, the Ninjas: Get Mooned is the first book in a clever, insanely funny, and highly entertaining illustrated series about two best friends and ninjas-in-training, perfect for fans of the Origami Yoda series. Joey and Johnny are best friends, but they could not be more different. Joey follows all the rules. Johnny doesn't know what rules are. Joey is strategic. Johnny leaves everything up to chance. Joey is serious. Johnny is . . . well, he carries a clown hammer and wears a dooly-bopper on his head. But there is something these two boys have in common: They are ninjas. And they're both students at Kick Foot Academy, the premier ninja school in Lemming Falls. But Kick Foot Academy's reputation is about to be put to the test. Their rivals at Red Moon Clan have mysteriously come into possession of state-of-the-art weapons—something that is totally not ninja. And now they have challenged Kick Foot Academy to a Test of Three, culminating in an epic Battle Royal. The outcome will determine which ninja school reigns supreme . . . and which shuts down forever.

Download or read book Ninja at the Firehouse Moby Shinobi Scholastic Reader Level 1 written by Luke Flowers and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2018-09-25 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Moby Shinobi is back for another hilarious adventure! This time, the little ninja tries to help out at the firehouse. Moby Shinobi is a very helpful ninja! In this rhyming Level 1 reader, Moby heads to the firehouse to help the firefighters. Moby tries to hang up the gear, spray the hose, and climb a ladder, but each try ends in a funny mess. Moby wants to help, but he worries his ninja skills aren't right for the job. When a cat gets stuck up a tree, it's finally Moby's turn to save the day! Easy-to-read, bouncy text and bright, full-color artwork make this the perfect book for young readers!

Download or read book Ninja on the Job Moby Shinobi Scholastic Reader Level 1 written by Luke Flowers and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2018-12-26 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Moby Shinobi is back for another hilarious adventure! This time, the little ninja tries to help out at a busy construction site. Moby Shinobi is a very helpful ninja! In this rhyming Level 1 reader, Moby heads to a construction site to help the construction workers build a house. Moby tries to chop lumber, hammer in nails, and use other construction tools, but each try ends in a funny mess. What if Moby's ninja skills aren't right for the job? Then someone gets stuck in wet concrete. It's finally Moby's turn to save the day! Easy-to-read, bouncy text and bright, full-color artwork make this the perfect book for young readers!