Download or read book Color Me Drunk written by Potter Gift and published by Potter Style. This book was released on 2012-08-07 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For those who are bored of beer pong and have already drunk-dialed all of their exes, this coloring book provides page upon page of novel ways to spend a happy hour (or three). Whether you're looking for a coffee table conversation piece or a coloring companion at the bar, Color Me Drunk possesses the kind of wry humor and stylish design that will make you look smart and creative (even if your friends don't have their beer goggles on yet).
Download or read book Burnt Orange written by Melody Carlson and published by Th1nk Books. This book was released on 2005 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The daughter of a pastor justifies going to drinking parties as helping others, disregarding the feelings of real friends.
Download or read book Color Me Drunk Girl in the Bathroom written by Jodie Beau and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-19 with total page 63 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We all know that nobody believes in you and supports you as fiercely as the drunk girl you just met in the bathroom. Let's start supporting the women we know and love just as fiercely! I created this coloring book with the hopes that you would color them and share them with your friends and family. Color a page and send it in a just-because greeting card, scan it and send in a text, snap it, gram it, do whatever ya gotta do to let your friends know you got their backs. Color Me Drunk Girl includes 30 pages of inspirational messages for your friends. Your friend having a birthday? There's a page for that. Your friend going through a divorce? There's a page for that. Your friend is doubting her ability to conquer the world? There's a page for that, too. This coloring book includes some of our favorite phrases from inspirational memes, such as: You're doing a beautiful job figuring out some heavy shit. Imma need you to love yourself as much as you love toxic men with good d*ck. There will always be someone who doesn't see your worth. Don't let it be you. We don't cry over men. We find a new face to sit on. If your path insists you go through hell, walk as if you own the place. The ghosts of all the women you used to be are so proud of the woman you have become. And so much more!
Download or read book I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell written by Tucker Max and published by Citadel . This book was released on 2012-03-01 with total page 537 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The “highly entertaining and thoroughly reprehensible” #1 New York Times bestseller—now with sixteen pages of photos and a new introduction (The New York Times). My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. --from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."
Download or read book Sex Position Coloring Book written by Editors of Hollan Publishing and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-12-03 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This is a very funny coloring book. I love how graphic [it is.]" —Chelsea Handler SEX IS FUN! COLORING IS FUN! NOW, COLORING SEX IS FUN!!! Thanks to this first-ever interactive intercourse guide, you and your lover can explore exciting new sex positions in an enjoyable, approachable and brightly colored way. Just be sure to stay inside the lines as you learn to be creative between the sheets. Perfect as a bachelorette, wedding shower or birthday gift, Sex Position Coloring Book is as hilariously playful as it is anatomically accurate. With 101 ready-to-color outlines of couples in real sex positions, this is the silliest yet most informative sex book a man and a woman and a box of crayons have ever shared.
Download or read book Fuck Off I m Coloring written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Dare You Stamp Company. This book was released on 2016-09-06 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to do is to tell everyone to “fuck the fuck off”. Now you can say it in color! - There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 50 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages. - Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. - Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!
Download or read book Color Me Dark written by Pat McKissack and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eleven-year-old Nellie Lee Love records in her diary the events of 1919, when her family moves from Tennessee to Chicago, hoping to leave the racism and hatred of the South behind.
Download or read book Coloring for Grown Ups written by Ryan Hunter and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-10-30 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The one that started it all, Coloring for Grown-Ups is the first in this famed internet duos hilarious series of coloring books that combines the mindless fun of coloring with the mind-numbing realities of modern adulting. The perfect gift for anyone looking to escape the stress of adulthood. With over 150 videos and 65 million Youtube views to their credit, Ryan Hunter and Taige Jensen know how to make people laugh. Their YouTube video, “Hipster Olympics” racked up nearly four million views, and their hit “The Walken Dead” has been viewed over 1.3 million times. In the first in a series of hilarious coloring books for adults, the duo put their prolific creative talents to work in Coloring for Grown-Ups. The artwork may resemble that of a children’s activity book, but look closer. Offering an ironic look at the stereotypes, habits, and challenges of modern adulthood, Coloring for Grown-Ups is darkly humorous and fun for any occasion—the perfect stocking stuffer for reluctant adults of any age. Perfect for: • White elephant gifts • Funny gifts • Coloring gifts • Gag gifts • Christmas gifts
Download or read book Drunk Tank Pink written by Adam Alter and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2014-02-25 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times bestseller! A revelatory look at how our environment unconsciously yet dramatically shapes the judgments and decisions we make every day Most of us go through life believing that we are in control of the choices we make—that we think and behave almost independently from the world around us. But as Drunk Tank Pink illustrates, the truth is our environment shapes our thoughts and actions in myriad ways without our permission or even our knowledge. Armed with surprising data and endlessly fascinating examples, Adam Alter addresses the subtle but substantial ways in which outside forces influence us—such as color’s influence on mood, our bias in favor of names with which we identify, and how sunny days can induce optimism as well as aggression. Drunk Tank Pink proves that the truth behind our feelings and actions goes much deeper than the choices we take for granted every day.
Download or read book Color Me Bad written by Jodie Beau and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-03 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you are a fan of dirty memes, you will love this coloring book! Coloring is what I do to clear my head when I feel anxious. Texting dirty memes is what I do when I feel lonely. So I put the two of those things together and created Color Me Bad! This book contains coloring pages combining the work of three different artists, so each page has its own unique style with a variety of coloring patterns. This is an ADULTS ONLY coloring book. While there is no nudity, there is plenty of sexual innuendo and curse words. Color Me Bad includes coloring pages based on phrases found on popular memes, such as: *Thanks for the bomb di*k *I need a cocktail. Hold the tail. *Hold my hand in public. Hold my throat in private. But touch my butt everywhere. This coloring book includes 21 pages - that's twenty all-occasion pages, plus a bonus Happy Birthday page! While it was mostly designed for couples to color and give to each other, and it leans very heavily toward appreciation of the male genitalia, more than half the pages are gender-neutral, and the book can be fun for all kinds of couples. Also makes a fun engagement or bachelorette gift!
Download or read book Color Me in written by Riley Hart and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-01-30 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Caleb White has been a lot of places and made a lot of decisions he isn't proud of. He's ready to settle down and figure out who he really is. Where better to do that than Last Chance, the home he was ripped away from at sixteen? A fresh start is in order, but he has no idea who to do that when he's not even sure what he wants in the first place. Ryan Daily is a pro at hiding his insecurities. He's never fit in and has spent most of his life knowing there's something missing. Just when he thought he'd found it, his whole world fell apart and he lost everything. Then comes a sleepless night in a twenty-four-hour café, where Caleb and Ryan forge a connection full of laughs, junk food, and whispered secrets. In the middle of their budding friendship, desire blooms unexpectedly. Ryan has kept his heart protected after having it shattered, and Caleb - no stranger to attraction - finds that what he has with Ryan is on a whole new level from anything he's experienced before. In a world of black and white, they bring each other color. But life is never simple. When the past comes knocking, Ryan and Caleb will have to reach through the darkness to find the light they see in each other ... or risk slipping into the shadows for good.
Download or read book Stars Hollow written by Caitlin Monachino and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-09 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Punchdrunkey s Kinbaku Coloring Book Volume 2 written by Punchdrunkey Artist and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-18 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 34 New original black and white illustrations of kinbaku and shibari, including DD/lg, pet play, pony play and more. Perfect for those late night solo sessions, early morning aftercare breakfasts, or lunch time steamy daydreams. A perfect collection for the kinky 18 or older artist.
Download or read book Color Me Yours written by Cat Santos and published by Jacaranda Bay Publishers. This book was released on 2023-12-12 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can the silver fox hotelier and young artist close the gap between their decades and learn to paint outside of the lines together? Rory This is my last chance. I’ve got one month to make a living from my art, or I’ve got to join the family business. That’s been the deal since I started college. Sure, I may have extended that deal by getting more degrees related to work. No one had to know I was filling my time with art classes on the side. But now there’s no more extensions. I’ve got to make some real money by the end of this summer or fall in line. Kenji I’m in charge now. My father opened a modest Japanese style inn decades ago, and now that he’s retired I’ve gone all in on every upgrade I could get my hands on to make it the luxury ryokan I’ve always thought it could be. The finishing touch was hiring an artist in town that was as hungry as me to ensure my vision would work. Everything is going according to plan, but I didn’t anticipate how thirsty working with Rory would make me. A decade apart, they’re both still dealing with family expectations that guide their lives. Can they close the gap between their ages and paint outside of the lines together, or will they live in their family shadows forever? Welcome to the diverse small town of Jacaranda Bay, where the doors are always open, cinnamon rolls are spicy, and you'll always get your happily-ever-after in the end. This book can be read alone, and is a part of The Unbuttoned Alpha Male Series. More series set in this small town are: Single Dad Holiday Heat, Firefighters of Jacaranda Bay Series, Single Dad Holiday Heat, and Small Town Steamy Cinnamon Rolls Series.
Download or read book Color Me Yours written by Loretta Holkmann-Reid and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2022-05-10 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The pain of forbidden love and dark family secrets. Anson is a White young man, and Mattie, a half-White girl. They grow up together playing on Anson's family manor. Negroes and Whites are curious as to why Mattie and her mother stay on White folk's property. Slavery is over. Anson and Mattie plan to attend college. Young love and lust blossom between the two. Secretly, they meet in the cotton field to be alone and think about the future. Their meetings in the shed turn into lovemaking. Mattie becomes pregnant with Anson's child. Pressure from Anson's mother causes him to marry a White girl against his will. He leaves with his new bride, Caroline, to attend college in California, then travels to Paris to study painting with known artists. Mattie is heartbroken. On the rebound, she marries Negro entrepreneur Levi Collins while attending college. He agrees to raise her daughter, Aimee, as his own. But he's abusive. Mattie escapes with her daughter and takes his hidden money. He is out for revenge and wants to cut her up so no one will look at her again. Word gets back to Anson upon returning home with his wife to have their baby born in America. Anson's brother, Peter, gets his Klan buddies to carve Levi's face monstrously and carve KKK in his chest. Levi bleeds to death. All is not well between Anson and his wife. No one knows why, except Anson's sister, Annabelle. Could it be what she knows would shake the foundation of the Wellington family? Many dark secrets surround Beauville Manor.
Download or read book Color Me In written by Natasha Díaz and published by Ember. This book was released on 2020-08-11 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A powerful coming-of-age novel, pulled from personal experience, about the meaning of friendship, the joyful beginnings of romance, and the racism and religious intolerance that can both strain a family to the breaking point and strengthen its bonds. Growing up in an affluent suburb of New York City, sixteen-year-old Nevaeh Levitz never thought much about her biracial roots. When her Black mom and Jewish dad split up, she relocates to her mom's family home in Harlem and is forced to confront her identity for the first time. Nevaeh wants to get to know her extended family, but because she inadvertently passes as white, her cousin thinks she's too privileged, pampered, and selfish to relate to the injustices African Americans face on a daily basis. In the meantime, Nevaeh's dad decides that she should have a belated bat mitzvah instead of a sweet sixteen, which guarantees social humiliation at her posh private school. But rather than take a stand, Nevaeh does what she's always done when life gets complicated: she stays silent. Only when Nevaeh stumbles upon a secret from her mom's past, finds herself falling in love, and sees firsthand the prejudice her family faces does she begin to realize she has her own voice. And choices. Will she continue to let circumstances dictate her path? Or will she decide once for all who and where she is meant to be? "Absolutely outstanding!" --Nic Stone, New York Times bestselling author of Dear Martin
Download or read book Color Me Red written by KALLI DESCHAMPS and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-01-20 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Anger and politics strike the small western town of Meadow Creek, Montana with a vengeance, giving rise to a vicious community battle. A new young teacher becomes the catalyst; an untried superintendent of schools, the villain in this in this game of mystery and wits between a sluggish rural economy and a wealthy urban invasion. Color Me Red makes a statement about good teachers, rural America and the preservation of a unique way of life.
