Download or read book Cocktastic Happy Holidays written by Ella Cotton and published by . This book was released on 2018-09 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'The holidays come once a year,Color in a cock for festive cheer!' "Was a funny gag gift everyone had a laugh at!" - Amazon Review ''Brilliant item!! Great christmas gift'' - Ebay Review ''Thank you, it's hilarious my sister in law will love it'' - Ebay Review A hilarious Happy Holidays, Secret Santa, White Elephant, Xmas party or Hen Night gift. Let's make 2018 a Cocktastic Christmas! Please note this is a Happy Holiday version of Ella's 'Cocktastic Christmas'. Looking for a fun colouring book or a gift for someone who might appreciate a book full of Yuletide willies? Then Ella Cottons hilarious 'Cocktastic! Happy Holidays' could be the colouring book for you! Jingle balls! Each beautifully designed black & white illustration depicts a festive image - with added cocks. This is extreme Xmas mindfulness! Cocks found inside the book include:Yule Knob Cock Robin Buff my Baubles Cock under the Mistletoe And many more! Other books by Ella Cotton include: Cocktastic! Colourful cocks - Willies in Art ISBN: 978-1539874683 Pussytastic! Colourful Lady Gardens ISBN3: 978-1545518533 Colourful Swear Words : Entertaining insults ISBN: 978-0956329097

Download or read book Cocktastic Christmas Cocks a Festive Fun Happy Holidays Secret Santa Cock Coloring Book written by and published by . This book was released on 2017-11-02 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Christmas comes once a year,Color in a cock for festive cheer!' ''Brilliant item!! Great christmas gift'' - Ebay Review ''Thank you, it's hilarious my sister in law will love it'' - Ebay Review A hilarious Secret Santa, White Elephant, Xmas party or Hen Night gift. Let's make 2017 a Cocktastic Christmas! Looking for a fun colouring book or a gift for someone who might appreciate a book full of Yuletide willies? Then Ella Cottons hilarious 'Cocktastic! Christmas Cocks' could be the colouring book for you! Jingle balls! Each beautifully designed black & white illustration depicts a festive image - with added cocks. This is extreme Xmas mindfulness! Cocks found inside the book include:Yule Knob Cock Robin Buff my Baubles Cock under the Mistletoe And many more! Other books by Ella Cotton include: Cocktastic! Colourful cocks - Willies in Art ISBN: 978-1539874683 Pussytastic! Colourful Lady Gardens ISBN3: 978-1545518533 Colourful Swear Words : Entertaining insults ISBN: 978-0956329097

Download or read book Happy Holidays written by Dalmatian Press and published by . This book was released on 2005-10-29 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Happy Holidays A Book of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks written by Holidays and published by . This book was released on 1899 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Cocktastic Colourful Cocks written by Ella Cotton and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11-05 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: JINGLE BALLS! 'Chestnuts roasting on a...' Looking for a fun colouring book or a gift for someone who might appreciate a book full of artistic willies? 'Yule Knob' - Need a silly secret Santa, saucy stocking filler or hilarious hen night gift? Then Ella Cottons hilarious 'Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks' could be the book for you. Each beautifully designed black & white illustration depicts a famous male member taken from the world of Art ready for colouring. This is extreme mindfulness! Cocks found inside the book include:Michelangelo's David Medieval Nuns harvesting from the cock tree Roman winged penises Flower cocks Bhutanese knob dragons And many more! Ward off the 'Evil Eye' with these wonderful willies and their illuminating descriptions. Feel relaxed and amused while carefully colouring cock. Please note: Rubbing this book will not make it bigger. To see more of Ella's illustrations please visit: retroinc.co.uk

Download or read book Sex Position Coloring Book written by Editors of Hollan Publishing and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-12-03 with total page 8 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This is a very funny coloring book. I love how graphic [it is.]" —Chelsea Handler SEX IS FUN! COLORING IS FUN! NOW, COLORING SEX IS FUN!!! Thanks to this first-ever interactive intercourse guide, you and your lover can explore exciting new sex positions in an enjoyable, approachable and brightly colored way. Just be sure to stay inside the lines as you learn to be creative between the sheets. Perfect as a bachelorette, wedding shower or birthday gift, Sex Position Coloring Book is as hilariously playful as it is anatomically accurate. With 101 ready-to-color outlines of couples in real sex positions, this is the silliest yet most informative sex book a man and a woman and a box of crayons have ever shared.

Download or read book Colourful Swear Words written by Ella Cotton and published by . This book was released on 2016-10-21 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FLASH LAUNCH SALE 3.75 (Usual price 5.25) Will end soon! Colourful Swear Words - A Colouring Book by Ella Cotton for Adults Please be aware that this is a new and updated version of Ella's original 'Colourful Insults' colouring book. We decided to change the title and include a few more designs. Need to Relax? To laugh and blow off steam? Stressed by work, a colleague or the daily commute? Looking for a gift for a friend who appreciates humorous insults? (or one who doesn't!) Then Ella Cottons hilarious 'Colourful Insults' could be the book for you. Each beautifully designed B/W illustration has its own typographical insult and is ready to colour in. This is extreme mindfulness! Insults found inside the book include: W*nkpuffin C*ckwomble W*nker Bullsh*tter Kn*b Goblin And many more! These wonderful insults and their illuminating descriptions will leave you relaxed and amused. Also perfect as a Secret Santa present! To see more of Ella's illustrations please visit: Retro Inc Books Facebook page"

Download or read book A Failure of Initiative written by United States. Congress. House. Select Bipartisan Committee to Investigate the Preparation for and Response to Hurricane Katrina and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page 588 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Cheer the F ck Up written by Caitlin Peterson and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2017-02-28 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color your way to a brighter f*cking day! When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade (because that sh*t is delicious), or you can color your way through the pages of Cheer the F*ck Up. Whether you need a reminder that you’re the queen of f*cking everything, that your spirit animal is a majestic unicorn, or that you’re a boss-ass betch, you can flip through more than 60 hand-drawn, mouthy illustrations that are as sassy and divine as you are. Thanks to tear-away pages, go ahead and share your colorful works of happiness with friends, family, or unassuming strangers. With Cheer the F*ck Up, you can channel your disillusionment and penchant for profanity into creative works of gleefully sarcastic art. Grab your sparkly gel pens and make each of these hilarious designs glittery as f*ck.

Download or read book COLOR MY BOOBS written by D.D. Stacks and published by SCB Distributors. This book was released on 2012-07-09 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This alluring collection of healthy, happy female pulchritude is the 1st in the My Boobs Series, which includes PLAY WITH MY BOOBS and STICKER MY BOOBS. The perfect party favor for Bachelorette and Bachelor parties, these books also make hilarious gag gifts, and stimulate romantic evenings! Surprisingly tasteful, these witty books offer hours of intimate fun! COLOR MY BOOBS offers color-in idrawings featuring an amazing variety of boobs for every taste: big, bigger, buxom, cantaloupes, torpedos, milk jugs, side boob, underboob, and much more. Showcasing the work of two talented artists, these line drawings also feature character boobs: a showgirl, pirate, cheerleader, goddess, hot teacher and much more!

Download or read book The Fetish Coloring Book written by Magnus Frederiksen and published by . This book was released on 2014-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Colour in your own fantasy with this very NSFW colouring book. Bizarre and kinky fetishes of all kinds, depicted in clear, bold lines. Draw your friends in obscure positions. While you're at it, play try to find the pussy.' This adults-only colouring book will make you laugh and blush. Truly egalitarian, The Fetish Colouring Book contains equal amounts of both naked women and naked men. It is a perfect gift for nearly every occasion.'

Download or read book Home Alone written by Twentieth Century Fox and published by Harper Design. This book was released on 2016-10-25 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy favorite scenes and quotes from the beloved classic movie Home Alone with this authorized coloring book. Resourceful young Kevin McAllister, accidentally left to his own devices, enjoys the adventure of a lifetime—ordering pizza, navigating his scary basement, and pulverizing bungling burglars—in the wildly popular film that has become a Christmas classic. Perfect for the holidays, this official Home Alone coloring book includes all of the film's most memorable moments, from the famous aftershave scream to Kevin’s junk food fest to the grand booby trap that led to the wet bandits’ comical demise. Over eighty black-and white line drawings of each movie scene are captioned with corresponding famous lines.

Download or read book Penis Pokey written by Christopher Behrens and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2006-06-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Book Where You’re the Star! Every scene in Penis Pokey has one thing missing—and you have to complete the picture. Are you up to the challenge?

Download or read book The Dr Seuss Coloring Book written by and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2016-11-01 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Images from the work of Dr. Seuss for all ages to color! This beautiful book—featuring two colors of foil on the cover—will provide hours of creative fun for Dr. Seuss fans from 7 to 107! With intricate illustrations (some more complex than others), playful patterns, and iconic images based on pages from such titles as The Cat in the Hat, Oh, the Places You’ll Go!, The Lorax, and Horton Hears a Who!, now you can color Dr. Seuss’s work any way you want!

Download or read book My Little Golden Book About Ruth Bader Ginsburg written by Shana Corey and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2020-12-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Help your little one dream big with a Little Golden Book biography all about the late Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg! The perfect introduction to nonfiction for preschoolers! This Little Golden Book is a compelling introduction to an inspiring woman, written for the youngest readers. From a young age, Ruth Bader Ginsburg knew that she wanted to fight for girls and women to have equal rights. She studied and worked very hard and became just the second woman--and the first Jewish woman--to be a United States Supreme Court Justice. This is a terrific read for future trailblazers and their parents! Look for these other Little Golden Book biographies: My Little Golden Book About Frida Kahlo, My Little Golden Book About Jackie Robinson, My Little Golden Book About Martin Luther King Jr., My Little Golden Book About George Washington, My Little Golden Book About Abraham Lincoln, My Little Golden Book About Balto, and My Little Golden Book About Johnny Appleseed.

Download or read book The 1990s Coloring Book written by James Grange and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-22 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A HILARIOUS COLORING-BOOK CELEBRATION OF EVERYTHING 90S, INCLUDING MOVIES, MUSIC, TELEVISION, FASHION, AND TECHNOLOGY These coloring pages feature the off-the-hook movies, dope TV shows, all-that music, and rad fashions that made the 1990s the best. So grab your scented markers or neon crayons and add your own flair to these flashes from the past. Packed with mad-fly drawings and awesome trivia about every aspect of that epic decade, The 1990s Coloring Book is da bomb-diggity. Word to your mother. No endorsement or sponsorship by or affiliation with any persons, products or other copyright and trademark holders mentioned or pictured on the front and/or back cover is claimed or suggested.

Download or read book Born to Be Public written by Greg Mania and published by . This book was released on 2021-06-15 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An NPR Best Book of 2020 - An O, The Oprah Magazine Best LGBTQ Book of 2020 - An Electric Literature Favorite Nonfiction Book of 2020 - A Largehearted Boy Favorite Nonfiction Book of 2020 - A 2020 Goodreads Choice Award Nominee for Best Humor - One of Lambda Literary's "Most Anticipated LGBTQ Books of August 2020" - One of BuzzFeed's "15 Books From Smaller Presses You Won't Be Able to Put Down" - A Shondaland 15 Hot Books for Summer In this unique and hilarious debut memoir, writer and comedian Greg Mania chronicles life as a "pariah prodigy." From inadvertently coming out to his Polish immigrant parents, to immersing himself in the world of New York City nightlife, and finding himself and his voice in comedy. Born to Be Public is a vulnerable and poignant exploration of identity (and the rediscovery of it), mental health, sex and relationships, all while pursuing a passion with victories and tragicomic blunders. At once raw and relatable, Mania's one-of-a-kind voice will make you shed tears from laughter and find its way into your heart. PRAISE FOR BORN TO BE PUBLIC "This is a gift of a book from a young writer who seems likely to become a comedy star." - NPR "Comedic gold." - O, The Oprah Magazine "There's a lot of humanity in these pages, and it's a humanity that Mania renders with both tenderness and hilarity." - BuzzFeed "An impressive humorist with a voice all his own." - Kirkus Reviews "Greg Mania is one of the funniest up-and-coming writers cranking out work and he is finally releasing his laugh-out-loud memoir....Come for the laughs, stay for the heartwarming story of coming out in the most millennial way possible." - Electric Literature "Unafraid to tell the messy truths about identity, sex, mental health, and ambition, Mania's memoir is relatable and fun to read at the same time that it is heartfelt and honest. It even has photos, which are pure gold." - Shondaland "A smashing debut." - Lambda Literary "Greg Mania is the Cheesecake Factory of writers, and I say that with the utmost reverence: extravagant, unapologetic, hilarious, and f*cking good." - Lindy West, author of Shrill and The Witches Are Coming "This book is a hilarious wonder. Not only does it prove that Greg Mania was, indeed, born to be a public (and beloved) icon, but also that he was born to be a celebrated writer. It's sheer delight." - Alissa Nutting, author of Tampa and Made for Love