Download or read book Circus Joke Book written by Eliza Cole and published by Eliza Cole. This book was released on 2022-06-17 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's more entertaining than a good joke? If your kids love the circus and clowns then this is right up their alley! You can't go wrong with this circus joke book! It contains more than 300 creative, silly and funny one-liners about circus performers and clowns that will keep your children entertained for hours.
Download or read book Penis Circus written by Conny Klein and published by . This book was released on 2021-06-28 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: PENIS CIRCUS THIS FUNNY GIFT BOOK FOR THE MAN'S LITTLE FRIEND INCLUDES 19 DIFFERENT PICTURES. YOU CAN CUT IT TO YOUR INDIVIDUAL SIZE, INSTRUCTIONS ARE ALSO IN THE BOOK. IT IS ALSO SUITABLE AS A FUN FINGER PLAY. I WISH YOU A LOT OF FUN WITH THIS BOOK: ) ATTENTION THE PAGES ARE NORMAL PAPER PAGES THIS BOOK IS USED EXCLUSIVELY FOR FUN AND ENTERTAINMENT
Download or read book The McSweeney s Joke Book of Book Jokes written by McSweeney's and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2008-04-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As John Hodgman says in this book's introduction, “We all know that books are funny. First, they are made of paste and cloth, which is funny, as is the fact that people still buy and read them.” With that in mind, the McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes collects the best book-related humor from the humor-laden archives of McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Open it and be regaled by such sketches, lists, letters, and spoofs as: Postcards from James Joyce to his Brother Stan Winnie-the-Pooh is My Coworker Ikea Product or Lord of the Rings Character? Popular Children's Fairy Tales Reimagined Using Members of My Family The Very Unauthorized Biography of Steven Seagal Chuck Norris Erotica John Updike, Television Writer Jane Eyre Runs for President Cormac McCarthy Writes to the Editor of the Santa Fe New Mexican Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School Letters from Odysseus's College Roommate And many dozens more.
Download or read book Circus written by Karin Blume and published by Abbeville Kids. This book was released on 1996 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An interactive book about visiting a circus and watching the performers.
Download or read book Circus Joke Book written by Ned Turner and published by . This book was released on 1874 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Count Your Blessings written by Bil Keane and published by Focus on the Family Pub. This book was released on 1995 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There's something special about children, and there's something special about the way Bill Keane captures them in his popular "Family Circus" comic strips. This heartwarming collection combines faith and family themes for hours of smiles and laughter.give them reassurance that their God will never abandon them.and makes use of what has been developed in 12 step, self-help and dysfunctional family-related groups.
Download or read book The Book of Jokes written by Momus and published by Dalkey Archive Press. This book was released on 2009 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine a universe where every joke you've ever heard is solid, real, and occasionally dangerous--and all happening, one after the other, to the same small group of people. Detailing a series of filthy and ludicrous episodes in the life of a single family, saddled with a super-eccentric, sexually rapacious father, "The Book of Jokes" tells the story of the youth and education of a bland young boy doomed to record--in an incongruously serious, autobiographical mode--all the ridiculous incidents befalling his household. With their lives dictated by set ups and punchlines, the boy's family quickly becomes luridly dysfunctional, and he realizes that the only way to escape his tragicomic fate is by trying to take control of the joke-telling himself. Channeling the spirits of Chaucer, Rabelais, Flann O'Brien, and Gian Francesco Poggio Bracciolini, the Vatican secretary who compiled the first known book of jokes in 1451, "The Book of Jokes" is a happy raspberry in the face of life as we know and tell it.
Download or read book The Pilo Family Circus written by Will Elliott and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2011-04-01 with total page 381 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jamie's tyres squealed to a halt. Standing in the glare of the headlights was an apparition dressed in a puffy shirt with a garish flower pattern It wore oversized red shoes, striped pants and white face paint. It stared at him with ungodly boggling eyes, then turned away...this seemingly random incident triggers a nightmarish chain of events as Jamie finds he is being stalked by a trio of gleefully sadistic clowns who deliver a terrifying ultimatum: you have two days to pass your audition. You better pass it, feller. You're joining the circus. Ain't that the best news you ever got? Jamie is plunged into the horrific alternate universe that is the centuries-old Pilo Family Circus, a borderline world between hell and earth from which humankind's greatest tragedies have been perpetrated. Yet in this place peopled by the gruesome, grotesque and monstrous, where violence and savagery are the norm, Jamie finds that his worst enemy is himself - for when he applies the white face paint, he is transformed into JJ, the most vicious clown of all. And JJ wants Jamie dead.
Download or read book Clowning Around written by Rick Walton and published by Lerner Publishing Group. This book was released on 1989-01-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes about the circus, including "Which circus performers can see in the dark? The acro-bats."
Download or read book The Farmer and the Clown written by Marla Frazee and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-09-23 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whimsical and touching images tell the story of an unexpected friendship and the revelations it inspires in this moving, wordless picture book from two-time Caldecott Honor medalist Marla Frazee. A baby clown is separated from his family when he accidentally bounces off their circus train and lands in a lonely farmer’s vast, empty field. The farmer reluctantly rescues the little clown, and over the course of one day together, the two of them make some surprising discoveries about themselves—and about life! Sweet, funny, and moving, this wordless picture book from a master of the form and the creator of The Boss Baby speaks volumes and will delight story lovers of all ages.
Download or read book Glovebox Joke Circus written by Dave Lambert and published by Infinity Pub. This book was released on 2007-07-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An all-purpose smorgasbord of nonsense. Ice-breakers for public speakers. New ammo for partiers. Open the glovebox for humor when taking kids on trips, long or short. Inexpensive gift for birthdays and any occasion.Samples: .Why are ghosts so smart? .They always have a clear head. .When is it bad news for things to be all right? .When you?re left-handed. .Why would a stonemason make a good politician? .He already knows how to stonewall. .I could have been a cabinetmaker but I was afraid to cut corners. .?A car with a joke book is a happy car.??Dave Lambert
Download or read book My Mom Is the Best Circus written by Luciana Navarro Powell and published by Robin Corey Books. This book was released on 2013-03-26 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This delightfully entertaining story celebrating mom as the best one-woman show on Earth! This humorous story celebrates mom as the best one-woman show on earth as she juggles everything that goes on during the day—she's a ringmaster, a wild beast tamer, a magician, and sometimes a clown. But her best stunt of all is the sandman show, when it's time for a good-night story. Luciana Navarro Powell's colorful, humorous illustrations are a perfect complement to her spirited, rhyming text.
Download or read book The Little Book of Cheese Jokes written by Jake Harris and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2015-10-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! Who says cheesy jokes are a bad thing? Not us! With this outrageously ripe selection of gags, you'll be delighting your friends all the way to the deli counter. Whether you're in need of a pungent pun or a holey howler, The Little Book of Cheese Jokes offers a full smorgasbord - from the downright immature to the truly vintage.
Download or read book Madagascar 3 Joke Book written by and published by Random House. This book was released on 2012 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How did the Zoosters feel when they got on the circus train? This title features jokes, animal anagrams, fun-tastic facts and some silly circus songs.
Download or read book Class Clown written by Johanna Hurwitz and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 1987-05-29 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Once again Hurwitz exhibits her talent for creating characters who talk, act, and think just like real kids. Realistic dialogue . . . and commonplace situations that sparkle with humor combine to make this a fine choice".--School Library Journal. Illustrated. Copyright © Libri GmbH. All rights reserved.
Download or read book The Wackiest Joke Book That ll Knock Knock You Over written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Portable Press. This book was released on 2018-04-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of more than 800 wild and wacky jokes guaranteed to make kids giggle, guffaw, and groan! One-liners, riddles, puns, and loads of knock-knock jokes—this book has them all! Kids will be giggling, chuckling, chortling, and guffawing with this collection of over 800 jokes that covers kid-friendly topics, including dinosaurs, monsters, history, and wacky jokes that will make them (and you) laugh out loud. They’ll get a kick out of zingers such as: Q: Why did T. rex cross the road? A: To eat the chickens on the other side. Knock-knock! Who’s there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me, I can’t even remember my name. Q: Why did the elephant quit the circus? A: He was tired of working for peanuts. And many more!
Download or read book The Family Circus Is Us written by Bil Keane and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 1990 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For three decades, millions have delighted in the popular cartoons based on the antics of Bill Keane's real-life family. Now Keane's kids, grown and with family circuses of their own, have worked with their dad and mom to assemble a special anniversary collection.
