Download or read book Coloring for Grown Ups written by Ryan Hunter and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-10-30 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The one that started it all, Coloring for Grown-Ups is the first in this famed internet duos hilarious series of coloring books that combines the mindless fun of coloring with the mind-numbing realities of modern adulting. The perfect gift for anyone looking to escape the stress of adulthood. With over 150 videos and 65 million Youtube views to their credit, Ryan Hunter and Taige Jensen know how to make people laugh. Their YouTube video, “Hipster Olympics” racked up nearly four million views, and their hit “The Walken Dead” has been viewed over 1.3 million times. In the first in a series of hilarious coloring books for adults, the duo put their prolific creative talents to work in Coloring for Grown-Ups. The artwork may resemble that of a children’s activity book, but look closer. Offering an ironic look at the stereotypes, habits, and challenges of modern adulthood, Coloring for Grown-Ups is darkly humorous and fun for any occasion—the perfect stocking stuffer for reluctant adults of any age. Perfect for: • White elephant gifts • Funny gifts • Coloring gifts • Gag gifts • Christmas gifts

Download or read book Difficult Chickens written by Sarah Rosedahl and published by . This book was released on 2015-12-21 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inspired by Sarah's book "Chickens! Illustrated Chicken Breeds A to Z", Difficult Chickens adult coloring book features whimsical representations of 26 chicken breeds A to Z and a couple of difficult chicks. Images include Zentangle-inspired designs and decorative chickens for adult coloring enthusiasts. Coloring pages are printed on one side to prevent bleed-through.

Download or read book Cocks Make Me Happy written by What the What the Farce Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2018-11-08 with total page 59 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who doesn't love Cock? Cocks Make Me Happy is a hilarious Rooster Adult Coloring Book that will keep you crowing till sunrise! A great gag gift for anyone with a good sense of humor who loves chickens, roosters, cocktails and more! For men and women who want a few laughs with some tongue and cheek humor. This book includes 30 cocky roosters to color with funny sayings including: Don't Pluck with Me Having a Cock has its Ups and Downs Strut This Way Jerk Chicken in a Fowl Mood No Clucks Given

Download or read book Blue Chicken written by Deborah Freedman and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-09-15 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A mind-bendingly clever farmyard romp In this deceptively simple picture book, author-illustrator Deborah Freedman has created an irresistible character that springs to life and wreaks havoc in a farmyard with a pot of blue paint. The innocent chicken just wants to help, but things get worse and worse - and bluer and bluer - the more she tries. Playing with colors and perspective, and using minimal text, this richly layered story reveals new things to see and laugh about with each reading.

Download or read book EllRay Jakes Is Not a Chicken written by Sally Warner and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-05-12 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: EllRay Jakes is tired of being bullied by fellow classmate Jared Matthews. But when EllRay tries to defend himself, he winds up in trouble. Then his dad offers him a deal: If he stays out of trouble for one week, they'll go to Disneyland! EllRay says he can do it. But saying it and doing it are two very different things.

Download or read book Cocks Make Me Happy Coloring Book written by Cocks Coloring Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-28 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Our coloring book is for all who loved cocks & chicken & hen this book can make you or anyone happy, especially people who have a good sense of humor who loves chickens, roosters, cocktails.... Get yours today This book includes 50 different high-quality image Black and white paper Cover Finish: Matte

Download or read book Zen Chickens written by Adele Enersen and published by Zc Empire. This book was released on 2016-03-22 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 70 unique and stunning hand-drawn illustrations of chickens, roosters and baby chicks by an artist and a chicken owner. The illustrations vary from minimal detail to highly detailed, making it perfect for multiple coloring methods. Share your own color creation in social media with hashtag #ZenChickensColored

Download or read book Creative Chickens Coloring Book written by Kerrie Hubbard and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-09-01 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 20 hand drawn whimsical chicken illustrations for the chicken lover as well as anyone who enjoys humor and coloring. Color fanciful chickens in pajamas and bunny slippers or covered with detailed flowers and leaves. There's something for everyone. Each full-page illustration is also printed in 4x6 size (suitable for framing and card making).

Download or read book 50 Ways to Eat Cock written by Adrienne N. Hew and published by Savor the Journey, LLC. This book was released on 2013 with total page 87 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the ORIGINAL book about eating cock. All other "cock" books are impostors!" "Adrienne Hew has added to the culinary repertoire with this fun and imaginative cookbook on a forgotten traditional food." -Review from Sally Fallon Morell, President, The Weston A. Price Foundation and author of Nourishing Traditions"How much cock can one eat in a lifetime? Let Adrienne Hew count the Ways! A humorous approach to a subject that we tend to ignore: nutrition! Learn to eat cock and LOVE it! Our listeners ate it up!" -Review from Mark Colavecchio, The Bob and Mark ShowCurious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With healthy chicken recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift!* If you want, you can also make any of these recipes with chicken, but they wouldn't be as fun.

Download or read book Once Upon a Flock written by Lauren Scheuer and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-03-19 with total page 311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When longtime illustrator and lover of power tools Lauren Scheuer was looking for a project, she got the idea to raise backyard chickens. Her husband and teenage daughter looked on incredulously as coop sketches and chicken-raising books filled their New England home. But when the chicks arrived, the whole family fell in love with the bundles of fluff and the wild adventures began. Once Upon a Flock: Life with My Soulful Chickens stars Scheuer’s backyard chickens—with their big personalities, friendships, rivalries, and secrets—and the flock’s guardian, Marky the terrier. The flock includes Hatsy, the little dynamo; Lil’White, the deranged and twisted Buff Orpington; Pigeon, the fixer-upper chicken; and Lucy, the special-needs hen who bonds with Lauren and becomes a fast friend. This charming story of Lauren’s life with her quirky flock is filled with moments of humor and heartbreak: When Lucy is afflicted with a neurological disease, Lauren builds Lucy a special-needs coop. When Lucy’s nesting instinct leads Lauren to act as a chicken midwife of sorts, Lauren hatches a chick in her home. And when Lucy’s best friend Hatsy falls ill, Lauren finds an unlikely friend for Lucy in a chicken named Pigeon, who requires an emergency bath and blow-dry. Enthusiastically immersing herself in the world of her flock, Lauren discovers that love, loss, passion, and resilience are not only parts of the human experience, but of the chicken experience as well. Throughout it all, Lauren documents the laughter and drama of her flock’s adventures with her own whimsical photos and illustrations. At once humorous, poignant, and informative, Once Upon a Flock is a feathered tale like no other.

Download or read book 50 Ways to Eat Cock written by Adrienne Hew and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-06 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We asked rooster lovers from around the world to show us their cocks and they obliged! Proudly presenting Centerfolds, the companion adult coloring book to 50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes with Balls!Inside you'll find outlines (NOT recipes) of the 50 peckers that made the cut - ready and waiting for you to finish them off with your skillful strokes. From Nugget and Big Bird to Lord Vader and Mr. Naughtikins, you're sure to find a hunk of avian beefcake to titillate your creative juices.

Download or read book Queer Love in Color written by Jamal Jordan and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2021-05-04 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A photographic celebration of the love and relationships of queer people of color by a former New York Times multimedia journalist “Thank you, Jamal Jordan, for showing the world what true love looks like.”—Billy Porter Queer Love in Color features photographs and stories of couples and families across the United States and around the world. This singular, moving collection offers an intimate look at what it means to live at the intersections of queer and POC identities today, and honors an inclusive vision of love, affection, and family across the spectrum of gender, race, and age.

Download or read book You Put What Up Your Butt Funny Adult Coloring Book for Radiologists X Ray Techs Nurses and Doctors written by Bad Perm Unicorn and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-08 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Only Coloring Book Like It! ★ Funny + Wrong = Totally Ass-some Holiday Gift! Laugh your butt off as you color 31 Funny X-Rays of crazy things people stuck up theirs! ◆ Inspired by real X-Rays! Inside This One-of-a-Kind Adult Coloring Book: 31 Original Designs of Ridiculous X-Rays & Funny Quotes Each Page Features Stress-Relieving Repeating Patterns, Swirls and Abstract Shapes 5 Different Pelvic Layouts with Multiple Design Options for Hours of Coloring Fun Single-Sided Pages on 8.5" x 11" White Paper Great for Most Coloring Tools (Pens, Pencils, Markers) Perfect Coloring Book for Nurses, Doctors, Medical Students and Anyone in Radiology! Awesome White Elephant, Secret Santa, Gag Gift! Grab your coloring pens & pencils and laugh a little. It's the best medicine! You Put What Up Your Butt? is a hilarious addition to any break room or staff lounge! THE perfect gift for the stressed medical professional or anyone who needs a good laugh at the expense of someone who got a little too creative with their rectum. Oops! How did that get in there, doc? No ifs, ands or BUTTs about it, it's totally ass-some! Also available from Bad Perm Unicorn: You Put What Up Your Butt? - Midnight Edition ◆ Same coloring book printed on black paper. Your colors really pop! ◆ amazon.com/dp/B085RPSGNN

Download or read book Farm Animals Coloring Book written by Dp Kids and published by DP Kids. This book was released on 2018-01-16 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Farm Animals Coloring Book features all your favorite farm animals including cows, pigs, goats, horses, ducks, sheep, chickens, roosters. Full-page illustrations will provide hours of fun and creativity.

Download or read book Humping Animals Adult Coloring Book written by John T and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-19 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color, relax, and laugh with this hilariously funny adult coloring book! Makes the perfect gag gift for your favorite colorists, too! The Humping Animals Adult Coloring Book is filled with hilariously funny coloring pages of animals gone wild. The content in this book is NOT explicit. This coloring book makes a perfect gift for yourself so you can color, laugh, and relax. As they say, laughter is the best medicine! The Humping Animals Coloring Book makes an even better gift for your family, friends, coworkers, and gift exchanges such as the White Elephant or Secret Santa.

Download or read book Chicken of the Sea written by Viet Thanh Nguyen and published by McSweeney's. This book was released on 2019-11-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A band of intrepid chickens leave behind the boredom of farm life, joining the crew of the pirate ship Pitiless to seek fortune and glory on the high seas. Led by a grizzled captain into the territory of the Dog Knights, they soon learn what it means to be courageous, merciful, and not seasick quite so much of the time. A whimsical and unexpected adventure tale, Chicken of the Sea originated in the five-year-old mind of Ellison Nguyen, son of Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist Viet Thanh Nguyen; father and son committed the story to the page, then enlisted the artistic talents of Caldecott Honor winner Thi Bui and her thirteen-year-old son, Hien Bui-Stafford, to illustrate it. This unique collaboration between two generations of artists and storytellers invites you aboard for adventure, even if you're chicken. Maybe especially if you're chicken.

Download or read book The Butthole Coloring Book written by Val Brains and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-13 with total page 43 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THANK YOU for your butthole reviews! Didn't leave one yet? Please do! & tag your drawings with #onethumbup Do you love buttholes? Of course you do! [keep reading... ]Calling all butthole enthusiasts! It's your lucky day--you can color all the buttholes you want in this off-color adult coloring book. Stressed at work? Try The Butthole Coloring Book.Mad at your special someone? Try The Butthole Coloring Book.Is everything going super great but you just love buttholes? Try The Butthole Coloring Book!After you buy The Butthole Coloring Book, you'll see buttholes everywhere you go. Welcome to butthole-vision!Independent Reviewers and 3 out of 4 Proctologists give this book "One Thumb Up!"#onethumbup Follow along on instagram @valbrains https://www.instagram.com/valbrains/ Buttholes! Buttholes! Buttholes! Buttholes! Buttholes! Buttholes! BUTTHOLES!