Download or read book Cats on Catnip written by Andrew Marttila and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2018-06-19 with total page 295 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A humorous collection of dozens of photos of funny and adorable cats as they play with, roll in, and chow down their favorite snack of choice -- catnip. Cats love catnip. Whether it's eating it, playing with it, or rolling around in it, catnip turns our domestic feline friends into hilarious balls of activity. Carefree and unconstrained, they are free to be silly, exceptionally playful, and downright gnarly. Professional pet photographer and self-confessed crazy cat man Andrew Marttila (the photographer behind Shop Cats of New York) captures a range of the cats' silly and expressive personalities as they react to their catnip trip. Delightful, elegant Fluffy transforms into a hell-bent renegade. Shy, reserved Mittens becomes a free-loving acrobat. In the blink of an eye, a cat's expression transforms from bored to inquisitive to playful to curious to bizarre . . . to utterly unhinged. A fun and delightful look at our furry companions, this gift book is perfect for every cat lover.

Download or read book 2023 Cat Calendar written by and published by . This book was released on 2022 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Texts from Mittens written by Angie Bailey and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2015-03-31 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Texts from Mittens is a series of text message conversations between a snappy, self-absorbed housecat named Mittens and his long-suffering human, a single woman who works away from home during the day. Mittens relentlessly hassles his human all day long, while only taking breaks to watch Judge Judy, hang with his best friend Stumpy, complain about the antics of Drunk Patty the neighbor, ask Grandma for money to buy useless items from QVC, and harass the “filthy beast” dog, Phil. Angie Bailey is an award-winning writer and blogger, humorist, and professional member of the Cat Writers’ Association. Her primary blog, Catladyland, has won many awards, and her humor writing is featured nearly daily on Catster.com, one of the most popular cat sites on the Web. She loves to photograph her cats in silly poses and sleeps with one eye open. And yes, she has three cats. “Each installment of Texts From Mittens is like a little gift to brighten your day!” —Kate Benjamin, Hauspanther founder and co-author of Catification with Jackson Galaxy "Texts From Mittens makes me wish my cat had thumbs! This is a hilarious book; Angie Bailey has done it again!” —Jeremy Greenberg, Author of Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed "We all knew that cats were hilarious, but Ms. Bailey's sardonic cat quips really take their mannerisms, attitude and occasional apathy to another level." —Susan Michals, Curator of Cat Art Show Los Angeles Come home! There's an emergency! What?? Are you OK? My dish is half empty! I'll be home soon. You wish starvation upon me! Stop being dramatic. Am weeak. Caan hasrdly tyyppe. Are you going to wear those black pants on your bed? Yes. I have a date. They're comfortable. Mittens, get off my pants! FYI: Poly-blend makes your butt look big

Download or read book Cat Calendar 2023 written by Hiyokay Art and published by . This book was released on 2021-12-19 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cat 2022 Calendar Special gift This calendar will help you more organized in time. Cat calendar 2022 Calendar with perfect image for Cat Gift Ideas for Men Women Kids Friends Coworkers and more... Calendar Details: High quality Cat images Modern 12 months grid calendar 2022 Perfect for all your daily reminder needs or ideas Page with note

Download or read book Dog Shaming written by Pascale Lemire and published by Crown. This book was released on 2013-09-24 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Based on the runaway web phenomenon (dogshamingdotcom), Dog Shaming features the most hilarious, most shameful, and never-before-seen doggie misdeeds. Our dogs are our best friends. They are always happy to see us. They comfort us in our times of need. They also eat our shoes, stain our carpets, and embarrass us in front of our guests. Dog owners everywhere have found their outlet in Dog Shaming, where they can confess their dogs' biggest (and often grossest!) sins, which turn out to be recognizably universal—complete with snapshots of ridiculously cute but shamed pups who don't seem capable of humping humans, pooping on pillows, or snagging steak straight from a grill. So share in the shaming and laugh through your frustration as Dog Shaming reminds us that unconditional love goes both ways.

Download or read book Humping Cats Calendar 2023 written by Funny ERA Calendars and published by . This book was released on 2022-01-26 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ha-ha-ha...Are you a Cat Lover with an undeniable sense of humor? This new and funny Humping Cats Calendar 2023 is the perfect gift idea for you or someone you know!It is the gift that keeps on giving - Give laughter, Get Laughter... its a win-win :-)This hilarious and memorable gift is great for:ChristmasBirthdayWhite Elephant PartyGag or Joke GiftYankee SwapSecret SantaValentine's DayNew Year's DayStocking Fillers / Stuffers for any Cat Lover or OwnerAbout this Funny 2023 Calendar:Premium quality paper12 high-resolution (full color) humping cat images12-month grid in English, Spanish, French (with US, UK, CA and AU public holidays)Perfect for writing ideasNotes for each monthCalendar Size: 8.5" x 8.5" (21.59cm x 21.59cm) - Opened 8.5" x 17"Additional writing pagesMakes A Funny Gift For Gag, Birthday, Joke, Anniversary, Valentine's Day, Christmas & More!

Download or read book Travels of Suki the Adventure Cat written by Martina Gutfreund and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2020-05-19 with total page 141 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Explore all the world has to offer with the internet’s favorite traveling feline! Suki is a gorgeous Bengal cat from Canada who isn't afraid of taking her tiny paws on big adventures. From the castles of Europe to the sunny shores of California, her travels prove that anyone can wander the world. With inspirational words about exploration, Suki’s readers are invited to travel with her. Additionally, Suki looks absolutely elegant with each step she takes and has the photos to prove it! Full of gorgeous shots of her and her human parent, Martina Gutfreund, the book will continue in the popular Instagram account’s tradition of taking in the wilderness and its boundless beauty.

Download or read book Kawaii Kitties 2022 written by Editors of Rock Point and published by . This book was released on 2021-09-14 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Invite in another wonderful year of kawaii kitties with this 16-month wall calendar featuring 13 full-color illustrations of lovable kawaii cats in adorable scenes as they have too much fun throughout the year. With a handy page that shows the months of September, October, November, and December 2021, followed by individual pages for the months of 2022, this 12" × 12" wall calendar features original kawaii kitten art from popular Instagram artist Bichi Mao (@bichi.mao). Enjoy all the cattitude these quirky kittens give off as they swarm your year. These cute feline friends do all sorts of adorable things and will help make 2022 an uplifting year. Aside from being their inspiring selves doing daily activities, these kitties get dolled up for their holiday best for Valentine's Day, Saint Patrick's Day, Easter, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas. Kawaii Kitties 2022 is the perfect gift for the artistic friend, lover of super-cute everything, Japanese culture aficionado, or crazy cat lady in your life!

Download or read book Pooping Cats 2023 Calendar written by Arkeezio Calendars and published by . This book was released on 2022-01-21 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ha-ha-ha...Are you a Cat Lover with an undeniable sense of humor? This new and funny Pooping Cats Calendar 2023 is the perfect gift idea for you or someone you know!It is the gift that keeps on giving - Give laughter, Get Laughter... its a win-win :-)This hilarious and memorable gift is great for:ChristmasBirthdayWhite Elephant PartyGag or Joke GiftYankee SwapSecret SantaValentine's DayNew Year's DayStocking Fillers / Stuffers for any Cat Lover or OwnerAbout this Funny 2023 Calendar:Premium quality paper12 high-resolution (full color) pooping cat images12-month grid in English, Spanish, French (with US, UK, CA and AU public holidays)Perfect for writing ideasNotes for each monthCalendar Size: 8.5" x 8.5" (21.59cm x 21.59cm) - Opened 8.5" x 17"Additional writing pagesMakes A Funny Gift For Gag, Birthday, Joke, Anniversary, Valentine's Day, Christmas & More!

Download or read book Humping Cats Calendar 2023 written by Funny ERA Calendars and published by . This book was released on 2022-01-26 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Metal Cats written by Alexandra Crockett and published by powerHouse Books. This book was released on 2014-05-13 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Skulls and Siamese. Corpse paint and Persians. Baphomet, pentagrams, blood, and tabbies! Metal Cats combines two amazing subjects: the extreme personalities of the hardcore metal music scene and their adorable kitties. These incredibly cute and fluffy felines have been photographed with their loving owners in and around the dark abodes of musicians, fans, and promoters of metal including members of the bands Black Goat, Thrones, Isis, Lightning Swords of Death, Book of Black Earth, Skarp, Harassor, Akimbo, Aldebaran, Atriarch, Oak, Ghoul, Ludicra, Holy Grail, Xasthur, Cattle Decapitation, Murder Construct, Exhumed, Morbid Angel, Municipal Waste, Skeletonwitch, Gypsyhawk, Nausea, Phobia, and Napalm Death. Metal isn't all dark and disturbing, violent and misanthropic. Metal Cats is proof that while the music may be brutal, the people in the scene are softies for their pets just like you and me... A portion of the proceeds from this book and a series of benefit shows held along the West Coast will go towards one no-kill shelter in each of the four main cities visited.

Download or read book Pooping Cats Calendar 2023 written by Arkeezio Calendars and published by . This book was released on 2022-01-21 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Cats Calendar 2022 2023 written by N&A Art Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2021-10-17 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Animal Calendar With Official Holidays Very Beautiful Calendar Gift For Cat's Lovers ★ Animal lovers and making Successful achievements This year. ★ Perfect 2022-2023 calendar to decorite your office desc or your wall. *Cats Monthly 2022-2023 Calendar with beautiful Cats photography. Size: 8.5 x 8.5 inches Small. It covers the period: Jan 2022 - Apr 2023 (16 months). ✓ This Calendar Are The Perfect Gift For Any Occasion: - Calendars 2022-2023 (UK, USA and Canada holidays) - Christmas Gifts - Halloween Gifts - Veterans Day Gifts - Thanksgiving Gifts - Birthday Gifts - Mother's Day Gifts - Animal lovers gifts - Mindful Gifts - Cats lovers - Nature Lovers - Teddy Bears Lovers - Pink Flamingo Lovers - Great gift idea for a Cats Annimal ,Nature Lover, no matter age - New year wishes... * Fill your upcoming 2022-2023, with 16 months of awesome Cats all year round. ✓Features and details : - "8.5x8.5" Inch - 16 Awesome Full-Color photography - Cute Glossy Cover - Official Holidays - 16 Months JAN 2022 TO APR 2023 Get Yours Now! ✓ Please check out our New 2021-2022 -2023 Collection Calendars (Click on Author name below the title). Thank You for Being Our Customers .

Download or read book Cat Shaming written by Pedro Andrade and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2016-05-03 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious full-color photos featuring felines and misdemeanors . . . You can’t take away your cat’s allowance when he ruins something valuable. You can’t give her a time-out if she goes outside the litter box. (Most of her day is a time-out anyway.) So what’s the next best thing? Cat Shaming! Cat Shaming is a hilarious collection of photos from owners who express their frustration when their furry best friend does something bad. Millions of cat owners can relate to the antics of these felines with plenty of pictures of shamed—but nevertheless adorable and innocent-looking—kitties.

Download or read book 2023 Pooping Cats Calendar written by Funny ERA Calendars and published by . This book was released on 2022-01-18 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ha-ha...Are you a Cat Lover with an undeniable sense of humor? This new and funny Pooping Cats Calendar 2023 is the perfect gift idea for you or someone you know!It is the gift that keeps on giving - Give laughter, Get Laughter... its a win-win :-)This hilarious and memorable gift is great for:ChristmasBirthdayWhite Elephant PartyGag or Joke GiftYankee SwapSecret SantaValentine's DayNew Year's DayStocking Fillers / Stuffers for any Cat Lover or OwnerAbout this Funny 2023 Calendar:Premium quality paper12 high-resolution (full color) pooping cat images12-month grid in English, Spanish, French (with US, UK, CA and AU public holidays)Perfect for writing ideasNotes for each monthCalendar Size: 8.5" x 8.5" (21.59cm x 21.59cm) - Opened 8.5" x 17"Additional writing pagesMakes A Funny Gift For Gag, Birthday, Joke, Anniversary, Valentine's Day, Christmas & More!

Download or read book Star Trek Cats written by Jenny Parks and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2017-02-28 with total page 69 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Captain's log: We have entered a galaxy where beloved illustrator Jenny Parks has conjured an astonishingly vivid homage to the original Star Trek series with an unexpected twist: a cast of cats. Featuring a hilarious new take on iconic characters and scenes—from Kirk in the Captain's chair to Spock offering his Vulcan wisdom—this eye-opening adventure stays true to the tone of the classic TV show. Playful, loving, and from a strange new world, Star Trek Cats is the perfect gift for fans of, well, Star Trek and cats.

Download or read book Training the Best Dog Ever written by Larry Kay and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2012-09-25 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Training the Best Dog Ever, originally published in hardcover as The Love That Dog Training Program, is a book based on love and kindness. It features a program of positive reinforcement and no-fail techniques that author Dawn Sylvia-Stasiewicz used to train the White House dog, Bo Obama, and each of Senator Ted Kennedy’s dogs, among countless others. Training the Best Dog Ever relies on trust and treats, not choke collars; on bonding, not leash-yanking or reprimanding. The five-week training program takes only 10 to 20 minutes of practice a day and works both for puppies and for adult dogs that need to be trained out of bad habits. Illustrated with step-by-step photographs, the book covers hand-feeding; crate and potty training; and basic cues—sit, stay, come here—as well as more complex goals, such as bite inhibition and water safety. It shows how to avoid or correct typical behavior problems, including jumping, barking, and leash-pulling. Plus: how to make your dog comfortable in the world—a dog that knows how to behave in a vet’s office, is at ease around strangers, and more. In other words, the best dog ever.