Download or read book A Pound a Day Keeps the Butt Ok written by Chuck Tingle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-05-29 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Time is a mysterious and elusive thing, an experienced lover that's been around for a while. It's no wonder time is so alluring in all of its forms, especially the days of the week that we've all experienced our fair share of. Collected within this volume is a hardcore, erotic tale for every handsome, physically manifested day.Featuring the following gay erotic tales...MONDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTTUESDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTWEDNESDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTTHURSDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTFRIDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTSATURDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTSUNDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTT

Download or read book Handsome Sentient Food Pounds My Butt and Turns Me Gay written by Chuck Tingle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-25 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is no denying that food and sex go hand in hand, and never has that been more apparent than with Chuck Tingle's sizzling erotic collection Handsome Sentient Food Pounds My But And Turns Me Gay. Collected within are the most mouth watering tales of gay food and drink that you will ever indulge in, including eight short stories, as well as Chuck's famous recipes for spaghetti and chocolate milk. Featuring... CREAMED IN THE BUTT BY MY HANDSOME LIVING CORN GLAZED BY THE GAY LIVING DONUTS SLAMMED UP THE BUTT BY MY HOT COFFEE BOSS OPPRESSED IN THE BUTT BY MY INCLUSIVE HOLIDAY COFFEE CUPS TURNED GAY BY THE LIVING ALPHA DINER BIGFOOT SOMMELIER BUTT TASTING SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY THE LIVING LEFTOVER CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES FROM MY KITCHEN CABINET SHARED BY THE CHOCOLATE MILK COWBOYS

Download or read book I Need a New Butt I Broke My Butt My Butt is So NOISY written by Dawn McMillan and published by Courier Dover Publications. This book was released on 2021-08-18 with total page 99 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I need a new butt!: A rhyming story about a young boy who, upon noticing that his butt has a huge crack, sets off to find a new butt.

Download or read book Not Pounded By Anything written by Chuck Tingle and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-06-09 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Across the wide world of the Tingleverse, one thing is clear: love is real. But, for many buckaroos, their preferred kind of love has nothing to do with sex. Whether asexual or just not feeling it at the moment, this collection of completely sexless tales is perfect for the desires of any readers who are looking for a non-sexual trip through the alternate timelines of Dr. Chuck Tingle.NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY ANYTHING AND THAT'S OKAYWhen Ken starts his day late for a very important presentation at work, he has no idea how much this small mistake will change the rest of his life. Soon enough, the handsome man is having several platonic encounters with a Unicorn Butt Cop, his bigfoot boss, and a shirtless dinosaur librarian.Eventually, Ken finds himself on a dinner date with the muscular dinosaur, feasting on a home cooked meal as the two enjoy each other's presence. But is their connection simply friendship? Or something romantic?One thing's for sure, it's definitely not sexual; and that's okay!NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY ANYTHING AND THAT'S OKAY" AND THAT'S OKAYWorld famous author, Luck Dingle, needs a vacation. Taking a break from the cold of Billings, Luck travels to Hawaii only to discover that the sentient, physical manifestation of his latest book, Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay, has embarked on a similar journey.NOT POUNDED AT THE LAST SECOND BECAUSE CONSENT CAN BE GIVEN AND REVOKED AT ANY MOMENT AND THIS IS A WONDERFUL THING THAT'S IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTANDBlip is on the way to a white water rafting trip, but he's nervous about the adventure before it even begins. Fortunately, Blip finds himself with a wonderful and patient guide, a handsome bigfoot named Garto Grims who explains that, while the river may seem like there's only one path to take, there are actually several forks in the road, and it's always okay to stop entirely.As the attraction between Blip and Garto mounts, they suddenly find themselves locked in the heat of passion, and when Blip suddenly changes his mind about the encounter, he quickly learns that's okay!DRESSED UP HANDSOME AND NOT POUNDED BECAUSE COSPLAY IS NOT CONSENTClippo loves science fiction, fantasy and comic books, but he's never managed to make it to a convention; until now. This weekend, Clippo and his friend Jorn are headed to Tinglecon, dressed up real handsome and excited to show off their new outfits.But when someone approaches Clippo inappropriately, security is quickly called. With the T-Rex head of security as his guide, Clippo has a front row seat in observing the world of self-entitled morons who think cosplay is consent. Clippo witness's a variety of tests that prove time and time again, these idiotic men have no idea what they're talking about.NICE GUY DINOSAUR DOESN'T POUND ME IN THE BUTT BECAUSE I'M NOT INTERESTED AND HE'S NOT ACTUALLY NICE HE'S JUST ANNOYING AND CREPPY AND DOESN'T RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES WHEN I TELL HIM WE'RE NOT ON A DATEWhen Montan learns that his local comic shop is holding a tournament for one of his favorite, old-school videogames, he desperately wants to go. Unfortunately, tickets have been sold out for a while, but when a fedora-wearing dinosaur named Prenko overhears Montan's dilemma, he offers an extra ticket.NOT POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY NEED TO PLEASE EVERYONE BECAUSE SOMETIMES IT'S OKAY TO GIVE BACK TO YOURSELFJoey likes to help the people around him, and he's proud of that fact, but after fainting at work from exhaustion the man begins to realize that he might be wearing himself out. Unfortunately, when the physical manifestation of Joey's need to please everyone around him shows up, things go from bad to worse.

Download or read book Pounded by Politics written by Chuck Tingle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11-02 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A must read for any political junkie, Pounded By Politics: Nine Tales Of Civic Butthole Diplomacy collects Chuck Tingle's finest stories of hardcore gay democracy in action. Whether it's First Buckaroo Bill horsing around in the White House, or a handsome living corn putting it all on the line for a hotshot agricultural lobbyist, this assortment of erotic fiction has something for buckaroos of every political background.Within this compilation you will find the following inspirational tinglers...POUNDED BY THE POUND: TURNED GAY BY THE SOCIOECONOMIC IMPLICATIONS OF BRITAIN LEAVING THE EUROPEAN UNIONFEELING THE BERN IN MY BUTTPRESIDENT DOMALD LOCH NESS TROMP POUNDS AMERICA'S BUTTSLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY DOMALD TROMP'S ATTEMPT TO AVOID ACCUSATIONS OF PLAGIARISM BY REMOVING ALL FACTS OR CONCRETE PLANS FROM HIS REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION SPEECHCREAMED IN THE BUTT BY MY HANDSOME LIVING CORNFIRST BUCKAROO BILL POUNDED BY THE HANDSOME LIVING WHITE HOUSEPOUNDED BY PRESIDENT BIGFOOTPOUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY LEAKED MASHLY ADDISON DATASLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY THE HANDSOME SENTIENT MANIFESTATION OF ELECTION DAY

Download or read book Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass written by Dr Chuck Tingle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-08-29 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "My name is John Hams and I'm a sex addict." And so begins Dr. Chuck Tingle's first full length novel, Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass, a thrilling superhero origin story that will take you to the edge of gay erotic romance and stare bravely into the abyss. It is a story so powerful, so sensual, that it could change the very face of erotic literature forever. John Hams is a man who has lost it all, a nine-to-five nobody with an addiction to billionaire dinosaur bad boys. That is, until a freak accident at work imbues John with the ability to transform into an achingly handsome helicopter at will. Suddenly, things are looking up, as John uses his ability to woo the dashing stegosaurus from his addicts group who just happens to have a thing for rugged aircrafts. But it's not long before John's new helicopter identity starts to spin out of control, taking on a personality of its own as the wild and horny Chibs Pratt, chopper with abs. Can John Hams become the hardcore gay hero that he is destined to be, or is this shifter bound to be nothing more than his own worst enemy? The room itself is massive, as well, with another set of windows that fill the far wall from floor to ceiling and look out towards the distant Hollywood Hills. It's a corner unit, providing two completely unique, but equally breathtaking, views. I slowly strut across the hardwood floors on my landing skids towards Yorb, enjoying the way that his yellow dinosaur eyes flicker and dance across my metallic body. At this point, he can't help but stare. Seductively, I give my blades a quick flash of speed and hover up onto the bed, then crawl towards him, eventually positioning myself directly over his body. I take Yorb's hands carefully with two blades and pull them above his head, controlling him completely as I make my way down his ripped chest and scaly abs with a series of sensual helicopter kisses.

Download or read book I Broke My Butt written by Dawn McMillan and published by Courier Dover Publications. This book was released on 2019-10-16 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need a New Butt! is back and this time he has accidentally glued a serving tray to his behind — and it's great for sliding down hills, surfing big waves, and other booty-full fun. Now all his friends want one too!

Download or read book Planes Trains and Automobutts written by Chuck Tingle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-05-21 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We all trot in our own unique way, but for some buckaroos trotting is more than just a method of getting from one place to another, it's a way of life. This collection is for those who spend their days on the move, trotting down the road, or across the world. Collected within are seven hardcore living vehicle Tinglers, covering everything from seductive busses to handsome rocket ships.I'M GAY FOR MY LIVING BILLIONAIRE JETPLANEWhen Alex boards a red-eye flight from New York to Los Angeles, he expects nothing more than another boring business trip. Little does Alex know that the plane itself will soon lead him on a life changing journey of erotic, gay passion.After learning about the plane's side business as a blackjack card counter, Alex agrees to meet the billionaire aircraft at his luxurious Beverly Hills mansion. But when things start to heat up by the pool, Alex is taught a lesson in more than just counting cards.VAMPIRE NIGHT BUS POUNDS MY BUTTAfter an unfortunate hit and run, Rick suddenly finds himself relying on the Los Angeles public transportation system for his daily commute. It's not so bad, but after boarding a mysterious night bus named Vlad, things quickly take a turn for the terrifying.TRAINED BY THE LIVING BIKER TRAINJeff is an author in search of inspiration. After writing a hit novel about the fascinating world of motorcycles, Jeff's publishers are anxious for a follow up, but the novelist soon finds himself with a case of the sophomore slump.To cure his writer's block, Jeff heads out across America by train, but he drums up more than just inspiration after sparking the homoerotic interest of the very train that he's riding in, Dylan. The two share a hot motorcycle date in downtown Chicago, but it's not until they return to an abandoned train yard that things really start to heat up.SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY MY HUGO AWARD NOMINATIONWhen Tuck Bingle receives and email explaining that he's been nominated for science fiction literature's most prestigious award, he's left utterly confused. On one hand, Tuck is a successful writer of gay, science fiction erotic, but on the other, this email is addressed to someone by the name of Chuck Tingle.POUNDED BY MY HANDSOME GHOST BOATSBack home for the summer after his first year in college, Ralph is ready to relax by the pool and catch some rays. Unfortunately, his family's home is still haunted by the ghosts of several speedboats that died in a tragic marina fire at his father's dealership.When the undead vessels show up with some cute guys they picked up from the beach, things immediately get frustrating for Ralph, but it's not long before the jealousy kicks in and he realizes that the attention of these spectral ships is more important than he thought.POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY SECOND HUGO AWARD NOMINATIONAfter the loss of his first Hugo Award nomination, world famous author Dr. Chuck Tingle has gone into hiding, disappearing into an underground bunker that lies fifty miles beneath his home in Billings, Montana. It's here that Chuck intends to stay for the rest of his days, but approximately one year after the events of the author's tragic Hugo loss, a letter from the awards committee brings him out of hiding once again.I'M IN LOVE WITH THE HANDSOME MUMMY RACECAR IN MY BUTTYeebs is an archeologist of the future who is on the hunt; searching the desert of what was once Daytona Beach for the greatest racetrack in American history after finding a clue on an ancient 8-Eleven soda cup. Unfortunately, Yeebs is coming out empty handed, and the stress is getting to him.Hoping to blow off some steam, Yeebs goes for a walk in the desert, but ends up stumbling into an ancient automotive tomb below the surface. Soon enough, the archeologist is face to face with a handsome mummy racecar named Winky, who will teach him the true meaning of life... and love, in the fast lane.

Download or read book Trans Wizard Harriet Porber And The Bad Boy Parasaurolophus written by Chuck Tingle and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-06-12 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who's found herself in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to craft a follow up. Now Harriet's agent, Minerma, is breathing down her neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of England for inspiration. Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel? Soon enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities that differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to get complicated. Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one universal truth: love is real. This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes.

Download or read book Scary Stories to Tingle Your Butt written by Chuck Tingle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-08-29 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the dead of night comes a terrifying scream, not of fear, but of hardcore gay passion between a man and the gay bigfoot that haunts his balls. If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Chuck Tingle's Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt, a seven book collection of the most bone-chilling tales to ever harden your bone. Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature... BIGFOOT PIRATES HAUNT MY BALLS VAMPIRE NIGHT BUS POUNDS MY BUTT ANGRY MAN POUNDED BY THE FEAR OF HIS LATENT GAYNESS OVER A DINOSAUR TRANSITIONING INTO A UNICORN MY ASS IS HAUNTED BY THE GAY UNICORN COLONEL THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA STALKS MY GAY BUTTHOLE THE CURSE OF BIGFOOT BUTT CAMP REAMED BY MY REACTION TO THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK Reader beware, you're in for a boner!

Download or read book The Tingleverse written by Chuck Tingle and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-02 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sporting events at the Billings Community Center are ending in angry outbursts, and in the woods nearby, sightings of The Manifested Concept Of Rage are becoming more and more frequent. Could the two be related? An entrepreneur moves to Montana and opens up a petting zoo for creatures of The Void. They claims the cages are secure, but when a big storm rolls into Billings some of the creatures escape. Was this their plan all along? Your reverse twin shows up with a mysterious box, looking for a place to stay. Strange noises are heard from the basement of the Billings Library at night. These adventures and more await you in The Tingleverse: The Official Chuck Tingle Role-Playing Game, which thrusts you directly into the middle of your very own Chuck Tingle story. This rulebook contains everything a group of buckaroos will need, including four playable types (bigfoot, dinosaur, human, and unicorn), five trots (bad boy, charmer, sneak, true buckaroo, and wizard), several unique ways, as well as hundreds of cool moves that are specially crafted for each unique play style. Within these 270+ pages you will also find various magical items and a menagerie of monsters, ranging from pesky Void crabs to this villainous Ted Cobbler himself. The only question left is: what are you waiting for? The adventure begins now!

Download or read book Nice Butt written by Shane Allison and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nice Butt: Gay Anal Eroticism features some of the hottest butt erotica stories around from today's hottest erotica authors. From toys to teasing, spanking to sporting, some of the best gay erotica scribes celebrate the hottest and most creative in new erotica.

Download or read book Trans Buckaroo Tales written by Chuck Tingle and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-19 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the Tingleverse, a place where bigfeet, unicorns, dinosaur and living objects co-exist with humans and where there is only one rule that dictates reality: love is real. Trans Buckaroo Tales features trans leading characters from all walks of life, each with their own unique way of proving love. Collected within this volume are the following hardcore erotic tales from this magical place: POUNDED BY MY HANDSOME BIGFOOT PILOT LESBIAN ROLLER COASTER BARISTA GETS ME OFF I SCALED THIS SENTIENT MOUNTAIN TO FIND HER BUTT AND POUND IT AND NOW WE ARE MARRIED THE SENTIENT PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY MORNING STROLL, WHO IS AN ACCOUNTANT, POUNDS MY BUTT THAT LAST MISSING PIECE FOR THE JIGSAW PUZZLE I'VE BEEN WORKING ON ALL WEEK IS HANDSOME AND HE'LL POUND ME IN THE BUTT ONCE I FIND HIM POUNDED BY THE HANDSOME LIVING SONG THAT HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD MOTHMAN QUARTERBACK GHOST IN MY TIGHT END

Download or read book Chuck s Dinosaur Tinglers written by Chuck Tingle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-01-30 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. MY BILLIONAIRE TRICERATOPS CRAVES GAY ASS Jeremy was never quite sure about his feelings for Oliver, his gay pet dinosaur, until Oliver scores big and leaves home to pursue his dreams of being a dancer. Years later, the two of them reconnect for dinner in New York City, and realize that there may have been more to their relationship besides prehistoric pet and master. Now a wealthy socialite, Oliver the triceratops is willing to take another chance on Jeremy, and soon the two find themselves locked in a passionate evening of gay human-dino love. GAY T-REX LAW FIRM: EXECUTIVE BONER When Donny lands a job at Jurassic Law, the world's leading T-rex law firm, he's absolutely thrilled. Unfortunately, after just one day it quickly becomes clear that Donny's new position entails more than just legal work. Soon Donny makes the deal of a lifetime and finds himself contractually bound into a gay T-rex gangbang that gives new meaning to the term, "dinosaur bones." SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASION Space can be a lonely place, especially when you're stationed by yourself on the distant planet Zorbus. In fact, Lance isn't quite sure that can last the whole year before his shuttle pod arrives, but when a mysterious visitor appears at Lance's terraforming station, he quickly realizes that he might not be so alone after all. Soon enough, Lance becomes close with this mysterious new astronaut, a velociraptor. Together, they form an unlikely duo, which quickly begins to cross the boundaries of friendship into something much, much more sensual. It's not gay if it's a man and a dinosaur, is it?

Download or read book Space Raptor Butt Trilogy written by Chuck Tingle and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-11 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With his genre-defining work, Space Raptor Butt Invasion, Chuck Tingle proved that even gay dinosaur erotica could be nominated for a Hugo Award, the most prestigious honor in science fiction. Nobody could have expected what would happen when the story continued. Collected here is the entire trilogy of Chuck Tingle's history making Space Raptor Butt series.SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASIONSpace can be a lonely place, especially when you're stationed by yourself on the distant planet Zorbus. In fact, Lance isn't quite sure that can last the whole year before his shuttle pod arrives, but when a mysterious visitor appears at Lance's terraforming station, he quickly realizes that he might not be so alone after all. Soon enough, Lance becomes close with this mysterious new astronaut, a velociraptor. Together, they form an unlikely duo, which quickly begins to cross the boundaries of friendship into something much, much more sensual. It's not gay if it's a man and a dinosaur, is it? SPACE RAPTOR BUTT REDEMPTIONAfter a year stationed on planet Zorbus, astronaut Lance Tanner and his raptor lover Orion return home to find that they are not greeted as heroes, but as villains. Unbeknownst to Lance, his space travels have been funded by the villainous Scoundrels Inc, a corporation that has deep ties to the illegal trade of unicorn tears and a destructive mining project at the core of the earth. Now Lance is on trial for a number of false charges; from having connections to the wicked Scoundrels, to being too strange for space. The opposing lawyer argues that space is only for serious astronauts, and that love between a raptor and a man is giving space travel a bad name. Lance is arguing that there's room to be weird in space. More importantly, Lance is arguing for the idea of love itself; that just because something comes out of darkness doesn't mean it can't become a beacon of light. Of course, this all culminates in a hardcore dinosaur on astronaut pounding that will have your jaw on the courtroom floor! SPACE RAPTOR BUTT ASCENSIONSoon after blasting off on their mission to find refuge for the people of Earth 1 on the dinosaur inhabited Earth 2, Orion and his space raptor lover Lance find a spaceship stow away, the notorious CEO of Scounrels Inc, Vam Dox. Vam claims that his intentions are pure, but it's hard to trust such a sad, strange man. After landing in Hugona, the planet capital of Earth 2, our heroes restrain Vam Dox and head off to secure an important diplomatic relationship with the pterodactyl president, but that's when all hell breaks loose. Soon, Vam Dox is storming the capital with a band of rabid dogs, and Lance and Orion are wrongly taking the blame! Fortunately, Lance and Orion know that the only cure for evil this strong is to prove their love in a hardcore gay encounter at the steps of the capital building. When the smoke clears, will Vam Dox be revealed as the super villain that he claims to be, or a meek, lonesome manbaby who is starved for attention?

Download or read book Chuck s Unicorn Tinglers written by Chuck Tingle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-02-02 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the unicorn variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. TAKEN BY THE GAY UNICORN BIKER Mario is on a mission, cruising through the desert towards Las Vegas for his brothers wedding, and desperate to prove that he's finally got his act together. Things are looking good until an unfortunate wreck strands Mario out in the hot sun without food or water. When Mario notices a motorcycle roaring across the desert towards him, he has no idea that his life is about to change forever. The rider, a gay unicorn named Kirk, offers to take him to Vegas, and soon the two of them find themselves on a journey, not just along the open road, but deep into each other's hearts... and asses! MY ASS IS HAUNTED BY THE GAY UNICORN COLONEL Roger is a ghost hunter on a quest to know if his long lost lover is still out there somewhere. His travels eventually bring him to a bed and breakfast in Georgia, where there have been several sightings of a ghostly unicorn colonel who fought and died during The Civil War. But when Roger encounters the gay ghost for himself, he soon finds out that there is more at play than just a routine haunting. This spirit is here to deliver a message from Roger's dead unicorn lover, and it's a message of gay, erotic pleasure that will shake Roger to his very core. POUNDED BY THE GAY UNICORN FOOTBALL SQUAD Aaron Duncan didn't know that he would grow up to make history, but as the first openly human player in the Unicorn Football League, that's exactly what he did. Thanks to the support of his unicorn teammates, Aaron exits the closet and finds himself swept away in a gay romance that only the tightest football squads could truly understand. Now, there's a meeting in the locker room, and Aaron's about to teach these unicorns what it means to be human... In a gay interspecies gangbang!

Download or read book Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes written by Carlton Mellick III and published by . This book was released on 2016-04-06 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Known for his cute, disturbing, and utterly absurd novels, cult author Carlton Mellick III returns with a tale of childhood love and spontaneous face explosions. Ethan is in love with the weird girl in school. The one with the twitchy eyes and spiders in her hair. The one who can't sit still for even a minute and speaks in an odd squeaky voice. The one they call "Spiderweb." Although she scares all the other kids in school, Ethan thinks Spiderweb is the cutest, sweetest, most perfect girl in the world. But there's a problem. Whenever they go on a date at the Dairy Queen, her whole fucking face explodes. He's not sure why it happens. She just gets so excited that pressure builds under her skin. Then her face bursts, spraying meat and gore across the room, her eyeballs and lips landing in his strawberry sundae. At first, Ethan believes he can deal with his girlfriend's face-exploding condition. But the more he gets to know her, the weirder her condition turns out to be. And as their relationship gets serious, Ethan realizes that the only way to make it work is to become just as strange as she is. From the award-winning author of "Sweet Story" and "The Haunted Vagina," comes a twisted love story that is as creepy as it is heart-warming.