Download or read book This Is Not My Beautiful Life written by Victoria Fedden and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2016-06-07 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ONE OF PUBLISHERS WEEKLY'S TEN MOST ANTICIPATED MEMOIRS OF THE SEASON IF YOU THINK IT SUCKS TO LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS WHEN YOU’RE THIRTY-SIX AND NINE MONTHS PREGNANT, JUST WAIT TILL THE DEA COMES KNOCKING (WITH THE IRS IN TOW): WELCOME TO VICTORIA FEDDEN’S LIFE. When a squad of federal agents burst through her parents’ front door, Victoria Fedden felt ill-prepared to meet them: She was weeks away from her due date and her T-shirt wasn’t long enough to hide her maternity undies. As for the question of how to raise a child when you’ve just discovered that your mother and stepfather have allegedly masterminded a pump-and-dump scheme? She was pretty sure that wasn’t covered in What to Expect When You’re Expecting—and she really hoped that Bradford Cohen, the noted criminal defense attorney who famously waived his exemption on The Apprentice, would prove them innocent. This Is Not My Beautiful Life is the story of how Victoria lost her parents to prison and nearly lost her mind. No one ever said motherhood would be easy, but as she struggles to change diapers, install car seats, and find the right drop-off line at pre-school—no easy task, when each one is named for a stage in the lifecycle of a f*cking butterfly—she’s also forced to ask herself whether a jump-suit might actually complement her mom’s platinum-blonde extensions and fend off the cast of shady, stranger-than-fiction characters (like the recovering addict who scored a reality show when he started an escort service for women) who populated her parents’ world. A real-life Arrested Development that could only unfold in southern Florida, This Is Not My Beautiful Life is a hilariously funny and unexpectedly moving memoir of a just-functional family you’ll never forget.

Download or read book Bunnyzilla written by Justin Johnson and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-14 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mr. Whiskers was so tiny. Just the runt of the litter. Until he got loose...

Download or read book Southern Fried Sass Volume 1 written by Julia Mills and published by Julia Mills. This book was released on 2023-07-18 with total page 438 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to Hairy Wart, Luuueeesiana. The tofu's southern fried, and the Soul Food's vegetarian ~ ‘Cause it’s just not right to eat your friends. Here they are! The first FOUR stories in the Southern Fried Sass series - all in one place! Bubble, bubble, you got trouble? Don'tcha worry. Don'tcha fret. We'll be there on the double. No job too big. No villain too crazy. We're Southern Fried Sass! Somebody wake up Daisy! OH! And most importantly, (At least in their minds.) meet the DRAGONETTES! Livin', breathin', smokin' proof that it's not the size of the scales but the SASS in the flames that makes the Guardsma...ahem, I mean, Guardswoman. Take a load off. Put your feet up. And, enjoy! XOXO Julia

Download or read book Nosey Rosie written by Julia Mills and published by Julia Mills. This book was released on 2023-07-18 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the Goddess and the Universe team-up, with Destiny and Fate shakin' their pom-poms on the sideline, it's more than a Witch can endure. Buckle up, Buttercups. I'm the Witch your momma warned you about. It was just another beautiful day in Hairy Wort when Taffy and I happened upon a dead body in the rubble of the Marshall Mansion – That got up and walked away! No! I am not messin’ with you. I swear. It really happened. Just when I thought things were as low as they would go – think the creepy, crawlies creeping and crawlin’ at the very bottom of the Swamp – a tall, handsome Panther with a glint in his eye showed up like he owned the place. Then you know what he did? He told everybody he was my Mate. What the H-E-Double-hockey-sticks am I supposed to do with that pile of Grunch crap? Good Goddess, if you love me, send me a hundred-pound box of chocolate and a gallon of Miss Bunny’s sweet, iced tea. Hey! Even better, come on down and hang out a while. Heaven knows I could use the help.

Download or read book Bunnicula written by Deborah Howe and published by Atheneum. This book was released on 2004-08-31 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Though scoffed at by Harold the dog, Chester the cat tries to warn his human family that their foundling baby bunny must be a vampire.

Download or read book Vampire State Building written by Elizabeth Levy and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2003-08 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eleven-year-old Sam Bamford's on-line chess pal is in New York to play in a tournament, but Sam's sister and cousin are wary because Vlad has pointy teeth, comes from Romania, and admits to keeping secrets.

Download or read book Turtle Design in a Rabbit Age written by Mel Lim and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2018-09-21 with total page 377 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are You Ready to Master Your Own Life and Craft? You are a creator. With every thought, word, and action, you impact the whole world and manifest new realities. The worlds you bring into being directly reflect your own awareness, personal development, compassion, values, and commitment to every worthwhile endeavor. This book is a field guide to your own personal truths and their very global impact. It offers a step-by-step examination, in no particular order, of one’s work ethic, processes, perceptions, motivations, aspirations, and integrity. This timely guide offers relevant insights as we move into a future where fewer resources will necessitate the use of our greater creativity, innovation, and ethical sensibility, and where, with our global-mindedness, we will be called upon to make heart-centered choices. Within these pages, Mel extends an invitation to join an evolution of mindfulness, where it is each person’s responsibility to know themselves fully, to understand and act upon their inner authority, and to help create a world that is compassionate, healthy, and beautiful. Key Features See What They’re Doing: Features interviews with design managers from top firms that show readers that it isn’t about what’s faster, it’s about what’s best. Get Away from the Screen: Some of today’s most beautiful web sites and digital products started on a whiteboard, or a napkin, a sand table, or from a ball of yarn. This book shows how to bring tactile, real-world media to full online realization with fidelity. Be a Turtle: This book is connected to a community for those who want to slow down, steep ideas, and craft web and mobile sites on time and within budget, while fostering that lost sense of art.

Download or read book Gertrude the Chubby Unicorn written by Justin Johnson and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-07-31 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a far off land called Fru Fru, lives a unicorn named Gertrude. Gertrude loves to eat pizza and chug cola...and she's got a bit of a weight problem. But she's awesome at helping her friends beat the evil baddies that try to spoil all of the fun on the Island of Fru Fru. This is her first adventure.

Download or read book The Christmas Mix Up written by Justin Johnson and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-10-22 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ages: 6 to 12 Grade Level: 1 and up What If You Were Put On the Naughty List?One day, in the middle of a snowy Lincoln Street, Penelope Ann Dingman gets a letter that every kid dreads.It seems she's been put on the naughty list. But she doesn't know why.With less than a week until Christmas, it's a race against the clock for her as she travels to the North Pole in hopes of having a private meeting with 'The Big Man' to set things straight.This is an exciting Christmas Adventure that will warm your hearts and get you ready for the holiday season!Read for FREE on Kindle Unlimited!Get the Ebook free with Paperback purchase through Kindle Match!Paperback coming soon!Kids Books, Children's Books, Kids Free Stories, Kids Fantasy Books, Kids Mystery Books, Series Books For Kids Ages 4-6, 6-8, 9-12

Download or read book Dracula Is a Pain in the Neck written by Elizabeth Levy and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 1984-10-03 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is Dracula haunting Camp Hunter Creek? Kids started calling Robert a vampire because he brought his Dracula doll to camp. Now Robert is afraid their teasing made the real Dracula angry. Weird things have been happening. Unearthly howling noises have been heard after sundown. Even the counselors are getting spooked. Then one night Robert and his older brother, Sam, see something that chills their very bones.... Is the most famous vampire of them all really haunting Camp Hunter Creek? And if he is, will Robert be his next victim?

Download or read book Kid YouTuber written by Marcus Emerson and published by . This book was released on 2020 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "With the help of his two best friends, Chuck and Annie, Davy throws himself into making viral YouTube videos with hilariously disastrous results. If he can pull this off, then everybody at his new school will know his name before even meeting him. Davy's YouTube channel has everything - awesome pranks? Check! School lunch reviews? Check! Undercover detention missions? Check! Getting duct taped to the wall? Check - wait, what? Becoming a rockstar Youtuber isn't easy, but Davy won't give up ... no matter how crazy things have to get."--Amazon.com

Download or read book Grade School Super Hero written by Justin Johnson and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-03-28 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get all three death defying stories of a boy who became a super hero and found out - it's not all it's cracked up to be in one awesome collection. Journey with JW as he discovers his secret powers on the playground and puts them to use against an Asteroid...and then a Tsunami...and then an Earthquake -- all of which give him a unique perspective on what it really means to be a super hero.

Download or read book Do Not Feed the Zombies written by Justin Johnson and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-11-11 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the second collection of short stories from Justin Johnson. Stories included in this collection are: Do Not Feed the Zombies Skeeter Skunk and the Glandular Funk Run Away Bones The Card (A Novella)

Download or read book The Trip of a Lifetime written by Justin Johnson and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11-14 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Traveling to space is what Evan wants to do more than anything in the world. After all, he's been to eight planets in nine years and would love nothing more than to get to all nine before Christmas morning. But when he decides to go against his parents wishes, in a space ship that's shaky at best, he finds himself in the last place he'd expect. The Trip of a Lifetime is a holiday adventure that will have you and your children dreaming of sugar plum fairies and looking at the North Pole in new and exciting ways as you get ready for this Christmas Season.

Download or read book My Fox Ate My Homework Large Print Edition written by David Blaze and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-11-19 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Age Level: 8 and up ◆ Grade Level: 3rd and up ◆ LARGE PRINT Large Print is easier to read for children and easier to focus on without getting distracted. My name is Jonah Johnson, and I'm in the 6th grade - but please call me Joe. My whole world just got turned upside down. It's my first day at a new school and I've already got to deal with the bully. If that wasn't bad enough, there's a talking fox that keeps getting me into trouble at my new house in the country. I know it sounds crazy, but it's true! To top it all off, I've got to help save my mom's house! A study of 1700 students and 56 teachers/librarians (* Project Tomorrow, on behalf of Thorndike Press, 2019) found that when reading Large Print books like this, children 3rd grade and up: ◆ Developed stronger reading skills. ◆ Felt more comfortable reading. ◆ Adopted new, positive reading mindsets. ◆ 61% remembered characters and plots better. Teachers attribute large print text to helping students develop stronger reading skills. My Fox Ate My Homework is a funny fantasy for kids, teachers, librarians and parents. It's an enjoyable story for children in elementary and middle school and grabs the attention of reluctant readers.

Download or read book The Night Nothing Went Right written by Justin Johnson and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-04 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grade 1 and Up | Ages 6-12 The List Was Set...Or So They Thought But it seems an elf named Tiny has made a terrible mistake.A mistake that threatens to undo everything Santa has worked for.The Night Nothing Went Right is a fun and fast paced Christmas Adventure that will help get the whole family into the spirit of the Christmas season!Get the ebook FREE with paperback purchase through the Kindle Matchbook Program!kids books, books for kids, Christmas books, fantasy books, books for kids ages 6-8, 7-9, 9-12

Download or read book The Baby Sitters Club Collection Books 1 4 written by Ann M. Martin and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2011-12-20 with total page 512 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Kristy Thomas has the great idea to form a baby-sitters club--a chance to earn money and spend time with her friends, all the while doing something they each love to do--she has no idea how much the club will change everything.See where it all began, with the first four books in the Baby-sitters Club series.Baby-Sitters Club #1: Kristy's Great Idea Baby-Sitters Club #2: Claudia and the Phantom Phone Calls Baby-Sitters Club #3: The Truth About StaceyBaby-Sitters Club #4: Mary Anne Saves the Day