Download or read book Booger Beard written by Vicente Navarrete and published by Oni Press. This book was released on 2015-06-17 with total page 43 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An imaginative tale of repulsive proportions! All Mijo wants is a delicious snack to settle his rumbling panza. However, an epic sneeze forces a snot rocket like you’ve never seen out of his nose and onto his face. His Ma-Mee wants him to clean it off before he eats, but how can Mijo wipe off such a masterpiece? He wants to keep his beard, no matter how gross. He just needs to convince Ma-Mee as well, and show her just how handy his booger beard can be!

Download or read book Cassell s Dictionary of Slang written by Jonathon Green and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2005 with total page 1600 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With its unparalleled coverage of English slang of all types (from 18th-century cant to contemporary gay slang), and its uncluttered editorial apparatus, Cassell's Dictionary of Slang was warmly received when its first edition appeared in 1998. 'Brilliant.' said Mark Lawson on BBC2's The Late Review; 'This is a terrific piece of work - learned, entertaining, funny, stimulating' said Jonathan Meades in The Evening Standard.But now the world's best single-volume dictionary of English slang is about to get even better. Jonathon Green has spent the last seven years on a vast project: to research in depth the English slang vocabulary and to hunt down and record written instances of the use of as many slang words as possible. This has entailed trawling through more than 4000 books - plus song lyrics, TV and movie scripts, and many newspapers and magazines - for relevant material. The research has thrown up some fascinating results

Download or read book Once Upon a Time written by Simi Moneer and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2012-05-16 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In these charming pages, author Simi Moneer puts in your hands one of her childhoods treasures. Theyre some of the bedtime stories that her mother used to tell her before kissing her good night. She doesnt know the roots of these wonderful tales, which accompanied her through her early years and which she never tired of hearing or reading again and again. But she feels it would be a great loss if these tales might fade away someday. The stories will lead you to charming ancient worlds of fantasy, fairies, and ogres, not only with the interesting way of telling them but with the beautiful colored pictures that fertilize imagination. They will teach your children many good morals like courage, honesty, and complaisant. The author, Simi, assures you that, once you start reading a story, you shall not be able to stop until youve finished it, and if you read it to a child, he/she will tell you that its one of the most beautiful and exciting stories he/she had ever heard.

Download or read book Booger Fairy written by Hells Lefse and published by PublishAmerica. This book was released on 2012-11-01 with total page 357 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Christmas a time to warm the hearts and souls of young and old and good and bad. Wait a minute did we say "bad"? Sven, Lena and Ole are off for a much needed vacation to the country no one wants. Situated between Canada and the United States lies the tiny nation called Snot Islands. The United States "does not" want them and Canada "does not" want them. The islands got their name from a clerical error. Someone a long time ago was told to record the name of this little nation. They heard the word "does not" and because it was said quickly and no one bothered to say "what did you say? " "Does not" was misunderstood to become "snot" and that is how the Snot Islands came to exist. As fate would have it our little island nation was destined to become a major player in this new technically advanced world of Christmas. A handful of strange and eccentric residents and a nation obsessed with booger's is about to start a brand new Christmas tradition. For the old at heart and the young of mind grab the family and curl up in front of the fireplace. Serve hot chocolate and eggnog to everyone. If you're Scandinavian and even if you are not a good helping of Lefse is always a great yuletide treat. Now pick up this book and start a new family tradition as old as the word itself. Read out loud to your family and loved ones of the world's greatest new Christmas icon "The Booger Fairy.""

Download or read book Wilder and Sunny The Adventures of Wilder Good 3 written by S. J. Dahlstrom and published by Paul Dry Books. This book was released on 2015-05-14 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "If you like Hank, you'll like Wilder Good, too."—John R. Erickson, author of Hank the Cowdog If you've read the first two books about Wilder Good, you already know he's 12 years old and lives with his parents and little sister, Molly, in a small town in southern Colorado. He's on the threshold between being a kid and beginning to grow up, and he's trying his best to figure out just what it means to join that grownup world. There's a lot to learn, and Wilder is grateful to the adults in his life who guide him. In this third installment of "The Adventures of Wilder Good," Wilder and his "secret" girlfriend, Sunny Parker, set out with Wilder's mentor, Gale Loving, for a day of fly fishing on the Rio Grande. But in the Colorado wilderness an afternoon of fishing and fun can shift suddenly to a life-and-death challenge. When Gale is injured, Wilder and Sunny must take charge. Together, the two learn what it is to aid and protect a friend. With no one to turn to, they have to make their own decisions and rely on their own skills as darkness falls and they prepare to spend the night in the canyon tending to Gale. "I am a big fan of this series. Last fall I included The Elk Hunt in my list of favorite books of 2013, and Texas Grit is every bit as insightful and positive as the first one."—Glenn Dromgoole (a review of Wilder Good 2: Texas Grit) "Dahlstrom writes about ranch life with flair and specific detail."—WORLD magazine (a review of Wilder Good 2: Texas Grit)

Download or read book Frankie and the Creepy Cute Critters written by Caitlin Rose Boyle and published by Oni Press. This book was released on 2020-10-14 with total page 43 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Frankie Fairy loves to learn about creepy crawly critters in her own backyard! Now that she's at a new school, she's excited to learn even more about them! Instead, she learns that the other fairy kids in class think she's the creepy one. Is Frankie really that scary? And if she is—is that really a bad thing? Maybe her creepy crawly friends can help her figure it out!

Download or read book Captain Underpants and the Big Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy Part 2 The Revenge of the Ridiculous Robo Boogers Color Edition Captain Underpants 7 written by Dav Pilkey and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2020-07-07 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bionic boogers return in the seventh book in this #1 New York Times bestselling series by Dav Pilkey, the author and illustrator of Dog Man! George and Harold thought they were beyond boogers. Their new pet, Sulu the Bionic Hamster, had defeated the Bionic Booger Boy, and through the wonders of science, Melvin Sneedly had been brought back to normal (well, almost normal). It looked like their last adventure was actually going to have a happy ending... except for one thing (well, three things) -- the Ridiculous Robo-Boogers. Now George, Harold, and their buddies are on the run -- with the Robo-Boogers in hot, gooey pursuit! Will the boys get away from these gross globs, or will Sulu have to save the day again?

Download or read book Earth to Betsy written by Beth Pattillo and published by WaterBrook. This book was released on 2010-05-19 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can you have your (wedding) cake and eat it, too? Betsy Blessing is about to have it all–the chance to be senior minister of Church of the Shepherd and a long-awaited first date with her best-friend-turned-love-interest, David Swenson. But David’s unexpected marriage proposal and a developer’s surprise offer to buy the dying downtown church building thrust Betsy into a whirlwind of decisions. Betsy’s future mother-in-law, editor of Budget Bride magazine, plans to feature the nuptials in an upcoming issue, but is Betsy ready to buy her wedding gown at Goodwill and register for china at Chips-n-Dings? And not everyone at Church of the Shepherd thinks relocating to the suburbs is a great idea. Can Betsy persuade the naysayers that she can lead them to the Promised Land? Factor in a homeless man named Booger, a demanding parishioner with a broken hip, and David’s clandestine meetings with his former fiancée, and Betsy has more than she can handle. Is happily ever after out of reach for the fabulous Reverend Blessing? From the Trade Paperback edition.

Download or read book SpongeBob Movie Sponge Out of Water Junior Novel The SpongeBob Movie Sponge Out of Water in 3D written by Nickelodeon Publishing and published by Nickelodeon Publishing. This book was released on 2015-01-06 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nickelodeon’s SpongeBob SquarePants comes to the big screen in an all-new, super-silly 3-D movie releasing in February 2015. This junior novel retells the whole hilarious story and features eight pages of full-color scenes from the movie! It’s perfect for boys and girls ages 8 to 12.

Download or read book Captain Underpants and the Big Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy Part One written by Dav Pilkey and published by Scholastic UK. This book was released on 2014-01-09 with total page 173 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: George and Harold are back in another icky adventure! When class boffin Melvin Sneedly goes too far with his latest amazing invention, the Bionic Booger Boy comes to sticky, snotty, bad-tempered life...

Download or read book Public Indians Private Cherokees written by Christina Taylor Beard-Moose and published by University of Alabama Press. This book was released on 2009-01-13 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A major economic industry among American Indian tribes is the public promotion and display of aspects of their cultural heritage in a range of tourist venues. Few do it better than the Eastern Band of the Cherokee, whose homeland is the Qualla Boundary of North Carolina. This book presents the two faces of the Cherokee people. One is the public face that populates the powwows, dramatic presentations, museums, and myriad roadside craft locations. The other is the private face whose homecoming, Indian fairs, traditions, belief system, community strength, and cultural heritage are threatened by the very activities that put food on their tables.

Download or read book My Song is My Own written by Kathy Henderson and published by . This book was released on 1979 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book A Pirate s Tale written by Vernon Jackman and published by New Kid Safety. This book was released on 2017-11-13 with total page 23 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Majority of Lost Children Cannot Provide an Address or Telephone Number. Let’s change that now with “A Pirate’s Tale.” The Story: Little Pirates Josh and Jake set sail to find the Sweet Treasure. When they land on the island, they meet Long Bill the Map Keeper and No Beard the Feared. Josh and Jake must learn their address to find the treasure, or No Beard will make them walk the plank.” The Activity: Play the Phone Number Finder Game. Bonus Content: Meet Famous Female Pirates. This eBook-with-Audio is read by the author. Just Read*Click*Listen™. “A Pirate’s Tale” helps kids learn and remember their address and telephone number so that “they all live safely ever after. The End.™”

Download or read book Captain Underpants and the Big Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy Part Two written by Dav Pilkey and published by Scholastic UK. This book was released on 2014-01-09 with total page 173 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just when George and Harold thought they'd saved the world again - Here come the Robo-Boogers! Disgusting and dangerous robots made of SNOT, they will cover the whole earth in a river of green and gluey bogey. It's lucky that Captain Underpants is standing by, with the power of underwear on his side and his hankie to hand!

Download or read book Beard written by Matthew Rainwaters and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2012-03-02 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Manages to sidestep any hint of kitsch, instead offering honest portraits of hirsute men sporting looks from sublime to decidedly odd and over the top.” —The Dallas Morning News Hundreds of bearded men strutted their stuff at the World Beard and Moustache Championships in Anchorage, Alaska, and photographer Matthew Rainwaters was there to capture it all. This resulting collection of portraits features the bushiest, most stylish, and downright weirdest beards from around the world. Taken straight on, the photographs are stark and stunning, and the beards speak for themselves. Alongside the images are essays by several of the championship competitors, including $teven Ra$pa and his beard Prepostero. A magnificent showcase of chops, bristles, and whiskers, this book belongs on the shelf of any true facial hair connoisseur. “A stunning series of stark, visually articulate portraits. Alongside the formidable chops, bristles and whiskers, ranging from the classics to freestyle fare, are essays by prominent competitors that crack ajar the door to a fascinating subculture . . . Playful and poetic in a delightfully offbeat way, Beard is at once a portal to a weird and wonderful alternate reality and an invitation to revisit, with a smile and a wink, our relationship with patience, character, and nonconformity.” —The Marginalian “Beard does a great job of documenting the experiences of some of the competitors, (including Rainwaters’ friend, Craig Steckbeck, who grew out his beard for 2 years in preparation for the event) and of showing the rest of us just how inadequate our beards really are. If you don’t get the book for the amazing photos, you can get it as a guide to your next beard style.” —Chubstr

Download or read book Boogers at Work written by Laura White and published by . This book was released on 2018 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You may think that snot, mucus, and boogers are just plain gross, but they actually help your body by doing many important jobs.

Download or read book Double Feature written by Owen King and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-03-19 with total page 448 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SAM DOLAN is a young man coming to terms with his life in the process and aftermath of making his first film. He has a difficult relationship with his father, B-movie actor Booth Dolan—a boisterous, opinionated, lying lothario whose screen legacy falls somewhere between cult hero and pathetic. Allie, Sam’s dearly departed mother, was a woman whose only fault, in Sam’s eyes, was her eternal affection for his father. Also included in the cast of indelible characters: a precocious, frequently violent half-sister; a conspiracy-theorist second wife; an Internet-famous roommate; a contractor who can’t stop expanding his house; a happy-go-lucky college girlfriend and her husband, a retired Yankees catcher; the morose producer of a true-crime show; and a slouching indie-film legend. Not to mention a tragic sex monster. Unraveling the tumultuous, decades-spanning story of the Dolan family’s friends, lovers, and adversaries, Double Feature is about letting go of everything—regret, resentment, dignity, moving pictures, the dead—and taking it again from the top. Against the backdrop of indie filmmaking, college campus life, contemporary Brooklyn, and upstate New York, Owen King’s epic debut novel combines propulsive storytelling with mordant wit and brims with a deep understanding of the trials of ambition and art, of relationships and life, and of our attempts to survive it all.