Download or read book Bloopers Botches Blunders written by Allan Zullo and published by Troll Communications. This book was released on 1998 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Bloopers Botches and Blunders written by Allan Zullo and published by Turtleback. This book was released on 1999-12 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NULL
Download or read book World s Dumbest Crooks written by Allan Zullo and published by . This book was released on 2004-07-23 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You won't believe some of the bird-brained things people have done. This book is packed with stories that are ridiculous, outrageous--and true!
Download or read book The Bride of Anguished English written by Richard Lederer and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2007-04-01 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For years wordsmith and punster Richard Lederer has charmed and delighted fans with his bestselling "Anguished English" series. In his funniest book yet, readers will again cherish the author's latest chronicle of the goofs and gaffes and fluffs and flubs of our anguished language. And the best part? Everything in here actually occurred! Nothing has been made up! Bloopers from foreign restaurants include: * "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for." * "As for the tripe served here, you will be singing its praises to your grandchildren on your deathbed." Excerpts from students' twisted history papers include: * "World War I made the people so sad that it brought on the Great Depression." * "America was founded by four fathers. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Decoration of Independence, which says that all men are cremated equal and are well endowed by their creator." Hilarious illustrations by Jim McLean make The Bride of Anguished English the perfect book for anyone who loves English with all its blunders and bloopers and quips and quirks.
Download or read book Bloopers Blunders and Colossal Mistakes written by Randy Geren and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2023-03-17 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imperfection can sometimes make a child feel inadequate and begin a lifetime of self-esteem issues. Parents and authority figures in our early years sometimes forget to say, "It is okay, I love you anyway," and that is the motivation for Bloopers, Blunders, and Colossal Mistakes. The book features a Solenodon, which is one of the clumsiest and awkward animals in nature, sometimes tripping over their own feet. In the book, he makes every mistake possible, but for the most part is oblivious to his blunders. He gives off the "how did this happen?" vibe, but continues to press forward enjoying his adventures.
Download or read book Bloopers Blunders Quips Jokes Quotes written by and published by . This book was released on 2005 with total page 365 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book More Badder Grammar written by Sharon Eliza Nichols and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2014-04-29 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: MORE missspellings! MORE badder grammar! MORE than 150 photos of laugh-out-loud funny signs from the creators of the smash-hit book (and Facebook group) I Judge You When You Use Poor Grammar. After the success of her first hilarious collection of poorly worded signs—and with 430,000 members on her Facebook page—Sharon Eliza Nichols returns with an all-new assortment of the most ungrammatical, outrageous, and ridiculous mistakes ever put into print. Featuring actual photos of actual signs in actual locations, these billboard blunders are sure to delight grammar groupies, punctuation sticklers, and pretty much anyone who can read. Whether you groan in frustration, shake your head in disbelief, or howl with laughter, this wonderful humor book will convince you that it's just a sign of the times.
Download or read book The Big Book of Showbiz Bloopers and Blunders written by Michael Viner and published by New Millennium Press. This book was released on 2004-04-01 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Big Book of Showbiz Bloopers and Blunders is a wonderfully entertaining collection of on-air mistakes from some of the most notorious names in showbiz and politics. Readers won't know whether to laugh or cry as they follow a pantheon of all-stars from Hollywood, the T.V. news, politics, sports radio, the soaps, the talk show circuit and lots more as they fumble and flub through their on-air moments. Readers have never before been allowed such an intimate peek behind the scenes at incidents these folks would prefer to forget. This is a tour through the most juicy mishaps and embarrassing moments from Jayne Mansfield, Humphrey Bogart, and Ed Sullivan, to the Harry Potter films, the White House and everywhere in-between. You can't get away with anything in this world, especially when it's caught LIVE on air. Nobody gets it right all the time, and this book is there, ready to point out all sorts of gaffes.
Download or read book Oops written by Matteo Molinari and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 2002 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Almost every film, even the classics, contains blunders and gaffes -- and this compendium of thousands of amusing mistakes will turn every reader into an informed goof sleuth and provide hours of entertainment. Each entry lists title, credits, plot, bloopers, nonbloopers (mistakenly reported errors), questions (oddities), and fun facts. Bloopers range from the hilariously obvious to the picayune; each described and keyed to the timer on a video player for easy locating. Here's a sample: -- From Casablanca (1942): An indignant Lazlo (Paul Henreid) asks the band to play "La Marsellaise" and the music erupts from the trumpets before they actually reach the players' mouths. (01:12) -- From Pretty Woman (1990): Vivian (Julia Roberts) is having breakfast; she grabs a croissant and nibbles it. A few shots later, she holds a pancake. (00:30) -- From Titanic (1997): As Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) goes to the rich folks' dinner, a waiter opens a beautiful door -- that reflects the image of a steadycam operator. (00:56) -- From The Courage of Lassie (1946), with Elizabeth Taylor as Kathie Merrick. Just one problem -- in the movie, the dog is called Bill.
Download or read book Pardon My Blooper written by Kermit Schafer and published by . This book was released on 2013-09 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Funny txt written by and published by . This book was released on 1992 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Doubleday Roget s Thesaurus in Dictionary Form written by Sidney L. Landau and published by Doubleday. This book was released on 2009-02-25 with total page 816 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A reference book that belongs on every desk--one of the handiest, best-organized, and most reliable thesauruses available, newly updated to reflect the American language of today.
Download or read book Wwe written by Dru Jeffries and published by Indiana University Press. This book was released on 2019-10-24 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The millions of fans who watch World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) programs each year are well aware of their role in building the narrative of the sport. #WWE: Professional Wrestling in the Digital Age explores the intersections between media, technology, and fandom in WWE's contemporary programming and business practices. In the Reality Era of WWE (2011 to the present), wrestling narratives have increasingly drawn on real-life personalities and events that stretch beyond the story-world created and maintained by WWE. At the same time, the internet and fandom have a greater influence on the company than ever before. By examining various sites of struggle and negotiation between WWE executives and in-ring performers, between the product and its fans, and between the company and the rest of the wrestling industry, the contributors to this volume highlight the role of various media platforms in shaping and disseminating WWE narratives. Treating the company and its product not merely as sports entertainment, but also as a brand, an employer, a company, a content producer, and an object of fandom, #WWE conceptualizes the evolution of professional wrestling's most successful company in the digital era.
Download or read book The Synonym Finder written by J. I. Rodale and published by Rodale Books. This book was released on 2016-04-22 with total page 3402 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Originally published in 1961 by the founder of Rodale Inc., The Synonym Finder continues to be a practical reference tool for every home and office. This thesaurus contains more than 1 million synonyms, arranged alphabetically, with separate subdivisions for the different parts of speech and meanings of the same word.
Download or read book Getting into Nursing written by Karen Elcock and published by Learning Matters. This book was released on 2012-05-03 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nursing is the one of the most popular degrees in the UK, with nearly 200,000 applicants every year. Competition for places is tough, and it is essential to stand out from the crowd in order to get a place. This book helps potential nursing students succeed in getting into nursing. It gives practical help on the application process: filling out application forms, passing numeracy and literacy tests and succeeding at interviews. It also explains what nurses do, what personal qualities are needed and what is involved in nursing training, so applicants can decide whether nursing is really for them.
Download or read book Clinical Skills The Essence Of Caring written by Iggulden, Helen and published by McGraw-Hill Education (UK). This book was released on 2009-03-01 with total page 271 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Organised around the DoH Essence of Care framework, this book covers the compulsory clinical skills curriculum based on care benchmarks. It also considers the related professional issues and underpinning basic anatomy and physiology to take an holistic approach to the importance of delivering excellent care.
Download or read book GUI Bloopers written by Jeff Johnson and published by Morgan Kaufmann. This book was released on 2000-03-17 with total page 580 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Better read this book, or your design will be featured in Bloopers II. Seriously, bloopers may be fun in Hollywood outtakes, but no movie director would include them in the final film. So why do we find so many bloopers in shipped software? Follow Jeff Johnson as he leads the blooper patrol deep into enemy territory: he takes no prisoners but reveals all the design stupidities that users have been cursing over the years." -Jakob Nielsen Usability Guru, Nielsen Norman Group "If you are a software developer, read this book, especially if you don't think you need it. Don't worry, it isn't filled with abstract and useless theory--this is a book for doers, code writers, and those in the front trenches. Buy it, read it, and take two sections daily." -Don Norman President, UNext Learning Systems hr align="CENTER" size="1" width="75%" GUI Bloopers looks at user interface design bloopers from commercial software, Web sites, and information appliances, explaining how intelligent, well-intentioned professionals made these dreadful mistakes--and how you can avoid them. While equipping you with all the theory needed to learn from these examples, GUI expert Jeff Johnson also presents the reality of interface design in an entertaining, anecdotal, and instructive way. This is an excellent, well-illustrated resource for anyone whose work touches on usability issues, including software engineers, Web site designers, managers of development processes, QA professionals, and usability professionals. Features Takes a learn-by-example approach that teaches you to avoid common errors by asking the appropriate questions of your own interface designs. Includes two complete war stories, drawn from the author's personal experience, that describe in detail the challenges faced by UI engineers. Covers bloopers in a wide range of categories: GUI components, layout and appearance, text messages, interaction strategies, Web site design, responsiveness issues, management decision-making, and even more at www.GUI-bloopers.com. Organized and formatted based on the results of its own usability testing--so you can quickly find the information you need, packaged in easily digested pieces.
