Download or read book What I Know about Golf written by Rich Ferguson and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-03-31 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What I know about GOLF is the perfect joke or gag gift for any golf player or enthusiast! This book is BLANK on the inside, joking that they know nothing about the game of golf! Our Blank Gag Books are funny, clever and can ultimately be used as a wacky notebook or useful journal... or simply left out for others to get a laugh again and again. As you can see from the artwork, this is a high quality gag book loaded with hilarious testimonials and messages on the front and back of the cover. Every sentence pertains to this funny gift but does not quite give it away until it is opened. We have numerous titles ranging from education, birthdays, relationships, finance, pets, parenting, government, work and more. They make a perfect gift for any age! Blank Gag Books was created by Rich Ferguson, an award winning magician, author and host of numerous best selling DVDs and books. See our site at http://www.BlankGagBooks.com

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