Download or read book Bite Me I m Coloring written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2017-04-11 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color the hell out of this swear-word adult coloring book—and feel your stress disappear! With annoying exes, crappy coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever sh*t you’re dealing with at home, sometimes all you need is to tell everyone to “BITE ME!” Now you can say it in color! Find your inner calm with beautiful and intricate black-and-white art that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. From “People are the Worst” coloring pages to empowering “Winning at Life” coloring pages, you’ll feel the “Zen” wash over you as you color in or outside the lines, however you damn well please. So grab a marker, flip to a page, and go f*cking nuts!

Download or read book Maybe Swearing Will Help written by C. J. Nye. and published by . This book was released on 2022-06-28 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Maybe Swearing Will Help is an adult coloring book filled with 20 images of amusing cuss words for you to color. Life has its ups and downs, hopefully this book will bring you some distraction from the mundane. Everybody needs a good laugh! I hope you enjoy your new book.

Download or read book Fuck Off I m Coloring written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2016-09-06 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color the shit out of this new stress-relieving swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to tell everyone to “fuck off.” Now you can say it in color! Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the “zen” wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. Do whatever the fuck you want.

Download or read book Fuck Off I m Still Coloring written by Cider Mill Press and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2020-04-28 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Belligerent one-liners, foul-mouthed insults, and just plain immature language, now in coloring book format! Perfect your coordination skills and satisfy your inner rebel with these swear-filled coloring pages. Focus on something other than bills and remember what having fun feels like with 112 coloring pages. Belligerent one-liners, foul-mouthed insults, and just plain immature language will help you find your inner love of coloring, and hatred of being productive. Put down the resignation letter and pick up a pencil, these activities will save your patience (and your job!). So take some of the stress out of adulthood and color the hell out of this activity book.

Download or read book Bite Me I m Yours written by Stacy McKitrick and published by Lyrical Press. This book was released on 2014-09-01 with total page 317 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sarah's known monsters. . .and John isn't one. Sarah's life isn't going well. She's divorced from an abusive jerk, been drugged, stuffed in her trunk and nearly kidnapped. Between that and a harsh winter, it's almost more than a girl can take. She's rightly distrusting of any man's affection, so an ice-skating date with John - who doesn't seem to feel the cold - isn't exactly on her bucket list. Yet something about him captures her attention. John is determined to live as an ordinary mortal. He's moved into the city, bought a sports bar and works there as the bartender. As a new vampire, he's never considered dating, until he meets Sarah. Prudence dictates he stay away from her, but everything about her calls to him. . .right down to her cute animal socks. Sure, finding out John is a vampire is scary, but Sarah's learned not all monsters have fangs. Besides, someone else isn't too happy about their budding relationship. Sarah will have to survive before getting her chance at love. 92,308 Words

Download or read book I Don t Give a Shit written by and published by Green Cow Coloring. This book was released on 2017-01-04 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Best seller! Limited Time Pricing Get Yours now! This swear word adult coloring book is perfect for parents! It give you the relaxation you deserve! Want a book full of shitty sayings? This book will have you laughing off your chair! This fucking coloring book is ONLY for adults! 30 single sided pages to color A mix between simple and detailed pages. ** BONUS** Minis at the back of the book. 30 Swear word sayings and funny quotes Use markers, Gel pens, Colored pencils! Make these awesome pages shine with color! This swear word adult coloring book is perfect for Men or women. Full of swearing! Swear work adult coloring books * Gorgeous original artwork! * What sweary quotes and sayings are featured in this stress relieving book? I don't give a shit That Mother Fucker Needs Jesus I'm not attractive anyways so FUCK OFF How Did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? Call Me A Bitch One more time... And I'll show you what a real bitch looks like. Bite Me I bet your brain feels brand new... You NEVER use it! Break the fucking Rules! I hope you get hit by a fucking bus! Your family tree must be a cactus, Because everyone on it, Is a prick. Bitch Please, Fuck yourself with a cactus Bitch You're like a Monday, Nobody likes you. The Only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait. Cry me a river bitch. You bring everyone a lot of joy. When you leave the fucking room. I hope you choke on the shit you talk. I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. He already ruined your mascara. Don't let him ruin your life. My middle finger salutes you! Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people don't care. I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse I'm not rude... I'm honest. I love to shop, But I'm not buying any of your bullshit! Don't keep calm, Slap that bitch hard If I throw a stick will you go away? Stress is caused by giving a fuck I don't have a short temper, Just a quick reaction to bullshit. I have no time for stupid people, But they have time for me. What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.... You hate me? Aren't you cute?

Download or read book Bite Me written by Ally Hilfiger and published by Center Street. This book was released on 2016-05-10 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ally was at a breaking point when she woke up in a psych ward at the age of eighteen. She couldn't put a sentence together, let alone take a shower, eat a meal, or pick up a phone. What had gone wrong? In recent years, she had produced a feature film, a popular reality show for a major network, and had acted in an off-Broadway play. But now, Ally was pushed to a psychotic break after struggling since she was seven years old with physical symptoms that no doctor could explain; everything from joint pain, to night sweats, memory loss, nausea, and brain fog. A doctor in the psych ward was finally able to give her the answers her and her family had desperately been searching for, and the diagnosis that all the previous doctors had missed. She learned that she had Lyme disease-and finally had a breakthrough. What she didn't know was that this diagnosis would lead her down some of the most excruciating years of her life before beginning her journey to recovery from eleven years of misdiagnosis and physical pain. She would need to find her courage to heal physically, mentally, and emotionally, and become the survivor she is today. Set against the backdrop of the fast-paced fashion and entertainment industries, BITE ME shares the heartbreaking and hilarious stories that moved Ally forward on her journey from sickness to health. Its themes will be familiar to more than 300,000 Americans diagnosed with Lyme disease each year, many of whom, like Ally, wondered for years what was wrong with them. BITE ME offers readers hope and ideas for how one can transition from victim to survivor, and shares the spiritual principles and actions that have contributed to her wholeness as a human, mother, and international spokesperson against Lyme disease.

Download or read book Fuck Off I m Doing Dot to Dot written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-11-09 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Belligerent one-liners, foul-mouthed insults, and just plain immature language, now in dot-to-dot format! Put down the resignation letter and pick up a pencil, these dot-to-dot activities will soothe your stress and save your work week. Perfect your coordination skills and satisfy your inner rebel with these swear-filled pages. Focus on something other than bills and remember what having fun feels like with 112 pages of activities. Take some of the stress out of adulthood and connect the hell out of the dots in this activity book.

Download or read book Calm the F ck Down written by Sarah Knight and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2018-12-31 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tame anxiety and take back control of your life with this "genius" (Cosmopolitan) no-f*cks-given guide from the bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck and Get Your Sh*t Together. Do you spend more time worrying about problems than solving them? Do you let unexpected difficulties ruin your day and do "what ifs" keep you up at night? Sounds like you need to Calm the F*ck Down. Just because things are falling apart doesn't mean YOU can't pull it together. Whether you're stressed about sh*t that hasn't happened yet or freaked out about sh*t that already has, the NoWorries method from "anti-guru" Sarah Knight helps you curb the anxiety and overthinking that's making everything worse. Calm the F*ck Down explains: The Four Faces of Freaking Out—and their Flipsides How to accept what you can't control Productive Helpful Effective Worrying (PHEW) The Three Principles of Dealing With It And much more! Find even more calm with the Calm the F*ck Down Journal.

Download or read book Fuck Off I Can t Stop Coloring written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2021-01-19 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With Fuck Off, I Can't Stop Coloring, relax and color the shit out of these 50+ foul-mouthed insults, letting go of all that f-ing stress of adulthood! Let your inner rebel guide the artist in you and get lost in these swear-filled and satisfyingly immature coloring pages.Focus on something other than bills and remember what having fun feels like with 112 pages of guided coloring. Put down the resignation letter and pick up a pencil, coloring will soothe your stress and save your work week. Let your inner rebel guide the artist in you and get lost in these swear-filled and satisfyingly immature coloring pages. Relax and color away the stress of adulthood with 50 foul-mouthed insults.

Download or read book 365 Ways to Strengthen Your Spirituality written by Alexandra Chauran and published by Llewellyn Worldwide. This book was released on 2015-11-08 with total page 396 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether you desire financial stability or career success, true love or family harmony, your search for fulfillment and balance will be enhanced if you seek ways to get in touch with Spirit. This page-a-day guidebook features accessible prompts, exercises, and meditations to help you find greater joy and purpose in your life. Devoting just a few moments to your spirit each day provides a strong foundation for meaningful exploration and growth. Compatible with any spiritual belief system, 365 Ways to Strengthen Your Spirituality shows how to experience profound transformation and blessings on your journey.

Download or read book Trianimals Color Me Wild written by Hope Little and published by Harper Design. This book was released on 2016-06-07 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A unique color-by-number coloring book featuring 80 vibrant animal faces designed in the popular “low poly” 3-D geometric style. Create dozens of beautiful, lifelike animal faces with this irresistible color-by-number book. Graphic designer and illustrator Hope Little uses a distinctive “low poly” graphic style to fashion clean, contemporary three-dimensional designs made up of hundreds of triangles—an approach to organic subjects that gives them a modern aesthetic that is also relaxing to color. Each picture in Trianimals comes with a numbered color palate that can be used as a guide for consistently creating amazing finished pieces. All are printed on heavy paper stock to ensure that whatever medium you use—whether ink, marker, or paint—doesn’t bleed through. The pages are also perforated, making your artworks easy to remove and display. In addition, some of the pages are also perforated around the image so that it can be pressed out and made into a mask for parties, games, playtime, Halloween, birthdays, and more. Relax and take your creativity to the next stage with this gorgeous color-by-number coloring book!

Download or read book Flora and Fauna written by Karen Chen and published by . This book was released on 2019-04-24 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Flora and Fauna is a playful adult coloring book perfect for unleashing your creativity and inner artist. There are 37 original illustrations by artist Karen Sue Chen of Karen Sue Studios. The intricate drawings are inspired by nature, animals, and gardens. Let the stress relieving patterns take you to a world of relaxation and imagination. Embrace the calm and connect with your inner artist using pens, markers, crayons, or coloring pencils. The pages are printed on a single side, so there is no bleed through.

Download or read book Common Spiders of North America written by Richard A. Bradley and published by University of California Press. This book was released on 2019-11-12 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Spiders are among the most diverse groups of terrestrial invertebrates, yet they are among the least studied and understood. This first comprehensive guide to all 68 spider families in North America beautifully illustrates 469 of the most commonly encountered species. Group keys enable identification by web type and other observable details, and species descriptions include identification tips, typical habitat, geographic distribution, and behavioral notes. A concise illustrated introduction to spider biology and anatomy explains spider relationships. This book is a critical resource for curious naturalists who want to understand this ubiquitous and ecologically critical component of our biosphere.

Download or read book I Am the Shark written by Joan Holub and published by Crown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2021-05-04 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What makes the great white shark (one of) the greatest fish in the sea? FIN-d out in this hilarious fish-out-of-water story that's perfect for Shark Week and all year-round! "Don't miss this one." -School Library Journal, Starred Review Hi! I am Great White Shark, and if you get this book, you'll read all about ME--the greatest shark in the sea! Not so fast! Greenland Shark here, and as the oldest shark in this book, that makes me the greatest. Did someone say fast? I'm Mako Shark, and I'm the fastest shark in this book! Eat my bubbles! Wow, I'm Hammerhead Shark. You don't need my special eyes to see that there are lots of great sharks in this book. Sink your teeth into it now! New York Times bestselling author Joan Holub makes a splash with bestselling illustrator Laurie Keller to deliver an entertaining undersea story filled with the greatest shark facts in the ocean!

Download or read book Pens Available on Thursday Paper Available Next Tuesday written by David tz and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-07-06 with total page 342 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When David tz found himself divorced from his Korean wife and jobless, he decided he was done with Seoul and South Korea. However, his downward spiral into booze left him in debt and owing $10,000 in fines to the Korean Government. When he tried to leave the country, he had to pay his fines or else...

Download or read book Fuck Off I m Coloring The Complete Collection written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-08-17 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to do is to tell everyone to “fuck the fuck off”. Now you can say it in color! - There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 200 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages. - Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. - Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!