Download or read book Bitchy Quotes written by Tiny Bitch and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-01 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inspirational quotes are awesome, but once in a while I need bitchy quotes to get some steam off. I'm sure everyone has come across a bitchy quote or two in your head sometimes. Bitchy quotes can bring your spunk back. Get it off your chest! You might not say it to the person who triggered the bitchy quotes in your head, but it sure feels good to write them down. They made me laugh...and I hope they can at least get a few laughs out of you too. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

Download or read book The Single Woman written by Mandy Hale and published by HarperChristian + ORM. This book was released on 2013-08-13 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Smart, strong, independent—single women can live a fabulous life. Husband not required. Mandy Hale, also known by her many blog readers and Twitter fans as The Single WomanTM, shares her stories, advice, and enthusiasm for living life as an empowered, confident, God-centered woman who doesn’t just resign herself to being single—she enjoys it! Being single has had its stigmas, but Mandy proves it has its advantages too, and she uses wisdom and wit to inspire her fellow single ladies to celebrate and live fully in the life God has given them. Mandy encourages her readers on subjects such as taking chances, building friendships, letting go, and finding a greater purpose. With her help, readers can stop worrying about happily ever after and discover a happy life instead.

Download or read book Second Thoughts written by Deborah Flace-Chin and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2022-02-03 with total page 430 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to Buttermilk Falls a place known for giving second chances to those that need it. This is exactly what Ross Harris and Scott Pierce need after losing the women they loved almost three years ago. Tired of living without them, they vow to do whatever it takes to win them back, but they will soon learn that the road to redemption is a difficult one and these women will not be so quick to forgive and forget. Sabrina Taylor has made a name for herself in the world of fashion, working alongside her friend and mentor in New York. Though she doesn't know it yet, she's about to be given a once in a lifetime opportunity to design for two of New York's most prominent women. Her niece, Emily couldn't be happier for her Aunt since she knows just how hard the road to success has been for Sabrina. Emily has been kept busy running the fourth generation dairy farm and planning an upgrade of the facility. Although both are busy with their daily lives, there are times when memories from the past still haunt them. Can Ross and Scott convince Sabrina and Emily to give them another chance or at the very least give them a second thought? Visit Buttermilk Falls and find out!

Download or read book Life s a Bitch written by Roberta Gregory and published by Fantagraphics Books. This book was released on 2005-01-01 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Naughty Bits, the longest-running solo comic by a female alternative cartoonist, came to an end in 2004 after a 14-year, 40-issue run. Beloved for the expressive scrawl of Gregory's line and her take-no-prisoners satirical approach, it was particularly notable for introducing the world to Bitchy Bitch―a woman who is eternally, magnificently, and for the most part, quite justifiably pissed off at the world around her! This volume collects the entire first half of the Bitchy Bitch saga, and it ranges widely in her eventful life. There are stories about Bitchy's travails as a little girl (when she was just "Bitsy Bitch"), including that greatest horror of all, the holidays; a long sequence about her hippie free-love days in the '70s (and the harrowing abortion that followed); tales of her miserable days as an office drone surrounded by dunces, lechers, and the occasional ultra-Christian maniac; and the hilarious full-length graphic novel "Bitchy Takes a Vacation," where a tropical getaway turns into a fiasco (romanic and otherwise) of epic proportions. p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.9px Arial; color: #424242}

Download or read book The Bitchy Waiter written by Darron Cardosa and published by Union Square + ORM. This book was released on 2016-07-05 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious tales from the trenches of food service from the popular blog—perfect for fans of David Sedaris, Anthony Bourdain, Erma Bombeck and Mo Rocca. For all those disenchanted current and former food service employees, Darron Cardosa (a.k.a. The Bitchy Waiter) has your back. Based on his popular blog, this riotous book is full of waitstaff horror stories—plus heartwarming tales—from three decades in the industry. Cardosa knows you want your beer cold (“You want a cold beer? Thank you for clarifying so I didn’t bring you the one that just came out of the oven”). And while he may hate children (“I know the kid at Table Eight is trouble the moment he rolls into the restaurant in his fancy stroller”), he will at least consider owning up to his mistakes: “Do I take the steak from the floor, citing the “three-second rule,” and put it in the to-go box and carry it back to the woman?” From crazy customers to out-of-control egos, these acerbic tales offer a hilarious glimpse into what really goes on in that fancy restaurant—and inside the mind of a server. Praise for The Bitchy Waiter “Cardosa does for wait staff what Anthony Bourdain did for kitchens: he exposes the ugly side of food service from the perspective of those working on the front lines. And he puts the potential restaurant customer on notice that someone is watching and recording their bad behavior.” —Shelf Awareness

Download or read book Don t Even Think About It written by Sarah Mlynowski and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2024-04-16 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A “funny, realistic, heartfelt, satiric, and unpredictable” novel about a group of big-city teens with mind-blowing powers (Ned Vizzini, New York Times–bestselling author). It was just an ordinary day at Manhattan’s Bloomberg High School. Socially awkward Olivia Byrne was stressing about her upcoming speech in public speaking class. Cooper Miller was flying high over the Yankees’ win from the night before. Mackenzie Feldman, Cooper’s girlfriend, was dreading the class’s upcoming flu vaccines because of her overwhelming fear of needles. Little did Mackenzie know that the shot would be the least of her worries . . . Now—after getting immunized—most of the students in homeroom 10B have the power to hear everyone’s thoughts: catty remarks, who’s crushing on whom, and what their teachers and parents really think about them. Once the students figure out what’s going on, the question becomes: What do they do with their new superpower? Use it for good . . . or for evil? Because world domination is on the menu . . . “A tour-de-force comic narration that will leave you gasping in awe—if you ever catch your breath from laughing.” —E. Lockhart, #1 New York Times–bestselling author of We Were Liars “Smart and frequently hilarious . . . Filled with heartbreak, hilarity, and some brutal truths, Mlynowski’s novel will leave readers thinking about the gaps between our private and public selves and the lies we tell others and ourselves.” —Publishers Weekly (starred review) “Hilarious, moving, and utterly ingenious.” —Robin Wasserman, author of Girls on Fire

Download or read book Seeking the Amazing written by Rachel Bramble and published by Janus Publishing Company Lim. This book was released on 2007-04 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Embarking on the new experience of searching for a soulmate via Internet chat rooms and dating sites, this disarmingly frank and true account examines the personal story of the challenge of meeting someone in this technology driven world. This personal, day-by-day record explains the excitement and disappointment with humor and candor.

Download or read book Door to Door written by Tobi Tobin and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-11-01 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this edgy, frenetic fictionalized memoir, a small-town girl turned linchpin of the Los Angeles club scene draws on her intoxicating but conflicted years working the door of Hollywood's hottest clubs to pen a striking story of ambition, loss, and love. After growing up in idyllic Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, seventeen-year-old Tobi leaves behind a childhood that was anything but idyllic and chases her dreams of modeling to New York. When the Big Apple turns out to be a bust, Tobi finds her way to L.A. and to the fringes of the film world elite. Hungry for an "in" she gets busy barhopping, party-going, and producer-hunting, eventually falling into a beautiful but complicated relationship with a famous actor. Though her own acting career never takes off, a chance encounter lands her a job working the door of an old friend's club. A whole new world opens up. Raw and revealing, Door to Door is both an unprecedented glimpse into the L.A. club scene and the riveting story of a girl who puts it all on the line for her chance to become somebody.

Download or read book Paint Stop Boom written by Anna Sarelas and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-06-18 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Heroes v's heroic acts, intentions v's instincts, paintings that stop bombs, a city changing to the tick of the clock that everyone is racing against, and the nature of change." Paint Stop Boom revolves around two very different characters. Anais is an eccentric artist who unwittingly paints pieces that stop bombs. Yet she is unwilling to stop the attacks in Sydney. She does not want to be a hero. Michael cannot comprehend how anyone would not believe in saving the world if they could. He lost his family to a terrorist attack that exploded in the heart of Sydney and steals her paintings to stop the bombs. Anais wants her life back. Her paintings are gone and she is running out of time to enter the Venice Biennale. Michael is running out of time. He has stolen all her paintings and he needs more. But the police are after him for theft. It is a story of heroes versus anti-heroes; the difference between those who want to lead their lives as best they can and those who want to save the world.

Download or read book The Marriage Risk written by Emma Darcy and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2011-03-21 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If only Lucy’s sexy boss, James Hancock, would see her as a desirable woman—not just his sensible secretary! Unbuttoning Lucy’s prim suits is indeed on James’s mind.... But will he lose the best assistant he’s ever had? Lucy is thrilled when James sweeps her into an intense affair. But when passion leads to pregnancy...dare she risk marriage with him?

Download or read book My Pen and I written by Belle and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2014-12-16 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Author has written re the memories and moments of a young woman as related and experienced. It begins with the earliest memories and continues to take the readers through a journey of culture, adolescence, sexuality, wilderness adventure, and loss. It is a story of quest in terms of self discovery, self fulfillment, and self determination. It is a presentation of the influences that have occurred and shaped and on occasion misshaped this life. My Pen and I depicts the feminine through the character, through interpersonal interactions and with nature as the matriarchal in a continual experience of lesson, joy, abandonment, and success. It will capture the readers with the story of risk and plight, literally fire and fish and instil within them a sense of the unreality in life’s realities.

Download or read book The Clairvoyant of Calle Ocho written by Anjanette Delgado and published by Kensington Books. This book was released on 2014 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Two divorces have taught Mariela Estevez that she's better suited to being a mistress than a wife. Whose heart needs all that 'forever after' trouble? Still, her affair with her married lover, Hector, has become problematic--especially because he's also a tenant in her apartment building in the heart of Miami's Calle Ocho in Little Havana"--Page [4] of cover.

Download or read book The Golden Hour written by Claire Belberg and published by Wipf and Stock Publishers. This book was released on 2017-08-08 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Graphic artist and computer hacker, James Elkind, finds himself imprisoned in a windowless room with two women. Who are they and what is this facility they’re trapped in? As they search through the past to try to understand their surreal dilemma, seventeen year old James must confront the contradictions of his identity. Can he escape to find a future, or will this room prove to be his tomb?

Download or read book Emmett written by L. C. Rosen and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2023-11-07 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A modern-day gay Emma, with the spikey social critique of Austen plus the lush over-the-top romance of Bridgerton. Emmett Woodhouse, handsome, clever and rich, with a comfortable home and happy disposition seemed to unite some of the best blessings of existence and had lived nearly eighteen years in the world with very little to distress or vex him. Emmett knows he’s blessed. And because of that, he tries to give back: from charity work to letting the often irritating Georgia sit at his table at lunch, he knows it’s important to be nice. And recently, he’s found a new way of giving back: matchmaking. He set up his best friend Taylor with her new boyfriend and it’s gone perfectly. So when his occasional friend-with-benefits Harrison starts saying he wants a boyfriend (something Emmett definitely does NOT want to be), he decides to try and find Harrison the perfect man at Highbury Academy. Emmett’s childhood friend, Miles, thinks finding a boyfriend for a guy you sleep with is a bad idea. But Miles is straight, and Emmett says this is gay life – your friends, your lovers, your boyfriends – they all come from the same very small pool. That’s why Emmett doesn’t date – to keep things clean. He knows the human brain isn’t done developing until twenty-five, so any relationship he enters into before then would inevitably end in a breakup, in loss. And he’s seen what loss can do. His mother died four years ago and his Dad hasn’t been the same since. But the lines Emmett tries to draw are more porous than he thinks, and as he tries to find Harrison the perfect match, he learns that gifted as he may be, maybe he has no idea what he’s doing when it comes to love. Modern and very gay, with a charmingly conceited lead who is convinced he knows it all, and the occasional reference to the classic movie Clueless, Emmett brings you lush romance all while exploring the complexities of queer culture—where your lovers and friends are sometimes the same person, but the person you fall in love with might be a total surprise.

Download or read book The LGBTQ Comics Studies Reader written by Alison Halsall and published by Univ. Press of Mississippi. This book was released on 2022-10-17 with total page 347 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Contributions by Michelle Ann Abate, William S. Armour, Alison Bechdel, Jennifer Camper, Tesla Cariani, Matthew Cheney, Hillary Chute, Edmond (Edo) Ernest dit Alban, Ramzi Fawaz, Margaret Galvan, Justin Hall, Alison Halsall, Lara Hedberg, Susanne Hochreiter, Sheena C. Howard, Rebecca Hutton, remus jackson, Keiko Miyajima, Chinmay Murali, Marina Rauchenbacher, Katharina Serles, Sathyaraj Venkatesan, Jonathan Warren, and Lin Young The LGBTQ+ Comics Studies Reader explores the exemplary trove of LGBTQ+ comics that coalesced in the underground and alternative comix scenes of the mid-1960s and in the decades after. Through insightful essays and interviews with leading comics figures, volume contributors illuminate the critical opportunities, current interactions, and future directions of these comics. This heavily illustrated volume engages with the work of preeminent artists across the globe, such as Howard Cruse, Edie Fake, Justin Hall, Jennifer Camper, and Alison Bechdel, whose iconic artwork is reproduced within the volume. Further, it addresses and questions the possibilities of LGBTQ+ comics from various scholarly positions and multiple geographical vantages, covering a range of queer lived experience. Along the way, certain LGBTQ+ touchstones emerge organically and inevitably—pride, coming out, chosen families, sexual health, gender, risk, and liberation. Featuring comics figures across the gamut of the industry, from renowned scholars to emerging creators and webcomics artists, the reader explores a range of approaches to LGBTQ+ comics—queer history, gender and sexuality theory, memory studies, graphic medicine, genre studies, biography, and more—and speaks to the diversity of publishing forms and media that shape queer comics and their reading communities. Chapters trace the connections of LGBTQ+ comics from the panel, strip, comic book, graphic novel, anthology, and graphic memoir to their queer readership, the LGBTQ+ history they make visible, the often still quite fragile LGBTQ+ distribution networks, the coded queer intelligence they deploy, and the community-sustaining energy and optimism they conjure. Above all, The LGBTQ+ Comics Studies Reader highlights the efficacy of LGBTQ+ comics as a kind of common ground for creators and readers.

Download or read book Levitate A Fade To Black Romance written by Tameka Fleming and published by Elevator Read. This book was released on 2021-11-16 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the daughter of a wealthy real estate developer opens an escape room in Charlotte, she reaches out to influencers to help promote it, but an anonymous podcaster provides a different kind of help. Tahira Johnson is a pampered and privileged Southern girl who is used to getting what she wants: people, things, titles, etc. An icy reception from Mr. 704 is not what she is expecting. Aaron, aka Mr. 704, a popular podcaster who calls out the powerful and wealthy in the Queen City, is trying to save his neighborhood from being targeted by one of North Carolina's wealthiest real estate developers. The impromptu meeting between Tahira and Mr. 704 goes well for two strangers who don't see each other as enemies just yet. Can their chemistry survive Aaron's desire to destroy the Johnsons and Tahira's drive to retaliate against her father's enemies? (Includes an excerpt from an upcoming release.)

Download or read book The Radleys written by Matt Haig and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-09-20 with total page 402 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Includes a "Reading group guide" ([12] p.).