Download or read book Bitchy But Adorable written by Bitchy Friends and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-16 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It can be used as a notebook, journaling or small composition book for school, work, home or personal quiet time. The 120 pages offer a lot of space for taking notes, doodling, drawing, brainstorming, writing down prayers, mindfulness journaling, meditation and putting down ideas. It can make a funny gag gift for your best friend, coworker, sister or anyone in your life who is a bitch but also an adorable human being. Cute powder pink background gives it a fun girly vibe. Product Description: 6x9" 120 pages Uniquely designed matte cover High quality, heavy paper Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college Makes a great Christmas, birthday, graduation or beginning of the school year gift for Women and Girls Ideas On How To Use This Journal: Birthday Gift Stocking Stuffer Best Friend Gift Sister Gift Coworker Gift

Download or read book Bitchy But Cute written by Dee Deck and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-08-22 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This notebook is perfect for all your thoughts and ideas. You can use it to record your ideas, write stories, keep notes, create to-do lists or use it as a diary! Lightly lined notebook, 8" x 10", 200 pages, soft cover. High quality.

Download or read book Cute But Psycho Things Even Out Snarky Bitchy and Smartass Notebook written by Mini Tantrums and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-09-23 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect Under $10 funny sarcastic journal notebook to give as a gift to a friend or coworker Looking for a funny gift for a coworker? This is a blank, lined notebook and makes a perfect gag gift for friends and family, male or female. Features of this notebook: 115 pages 6x9 inches Excellent binding Sleek, glossy cover for a professional look This diary is a convenient and perfect size to carry anywhere for writing, journaling and note taking. If you would like an unlined journal, please take a look at our other products. Share on Social media using these hashtags: #bitchyquotes #bitchyquotesvn #bitchyquotes #bitchyquotes#bitchyquotespage #bitchyquotes #bitchyquotes101 #bitchyquotesonrocks #bitchyquotes1848 #bitchyquotes39 #bitchyquotestumblr #bitchyquotes8 #bitchyquotes___ #bitchyquotes #bitchyquotesmake #bitchyquotesanddirtytoes #bitchyquotes #bitchyquotesotrutho #bitchyquotesforbitches #bitchyquotesarcasticbiatch #bitchyquotes #sarcastic #sarcasticmemes #sarcasticquotes #sarcastica #sarcastichumor #sarcastic_us #sarcastico #sarcasticbitch #sarcastic_philosopher #sarcasticmom #sarcasticquote #sarcasticas #sarcasticfact #sarcasticmeme #sarcasticmommy #sarcasticpost #sarcasticgyaan #sarcastically #sarcasticsmile #sarc

Download or read book The Bitchy Waiter written by Darron Cardosa and published by Union Square + ORM. This book was released on 2016-07-05 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious tales from the trenches of food service from the popular blog—perfect for fans of David Sedaris, Anthony Bourdain, Erma Bombeck and Mo Rocca. For all those disenchanted current and former food service employees, Darron Cardosa (a.k.a. The Bitchy Waiter) has your back. Based on his popular blog, this riotous book is full of waitstaff horror stories—plus heartwarming tales—from three decades in the industry. Cardosa knows you want your beer cold (“You want a cold beer? Thank you for clarifying so I didn’t bring you the one that just came out of the oven”). And while he may hate children (“I know the kid at Table Eight is trouble the moment he rolls into the restaurant in his fancy stroller”), he will at least consider owning up to his mistakes: “Do I take the steak from the floor, citing the “three-second rule,” and put it in the to-go box and carry it back to the woman?” From crazy customers to out-of-control egos, these acerbic tales offer a hilarious glimpse into what really goes on in that fancy restaurant—and inside the mind of a server. Praise for The Bitchy Waiter “Cardosa does for wait staff what Anthony Bourdain did for kitchens: he exposes the ugly side of food service from the perspective of those working on the front lines. And he puts the potential restaurant customer on notice that someone is watching and recording their bad behavior.” —Shelf Awareness

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Download or read book Lovely Little Liar written by Julie Kenner and published by Martini & Olive. This book was released on 2018-11-08 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She’s not the woman I thought … but dammit, she’s the woman I want. I never thought of myself as cynical, but getting dumped at the altar changes a man. Now, I’m all about my job. About building my business and getting on with my life. Don’t get me wrong; I still love women. I love the way they look. The way they smell. The way they feel. Especially the way they feel. And I’ve pretty much made it my mission to give each and every woman who shares my bed the ride of her life. But getting close? Getting serious? Giving a woman my trust again? Yeah, that’s not going to happen. Or so I thought. Then I met her. It’s funny how things can change in a heartbeat. How one case of mistaken identity can change everything. But there she was, all business and completely uninterested in me. And damned if I didn’t want her. Crave her. Most of all, I wanted to help her. To keep her and her sister safe. But the more I get to know her, the more I want her. The whole package. The complete woman. And the miracle is that she wants me, too. Trouble is, we’ve both been burned before. Now, I know one thing for certain—the only way that we’ll survive the heat that crackles between us is if we both find the courage to leap into the fire together. Lovely Little Liar is a novella originally published as Bitch Slap. Minor edits, such as expanded scenes, have been made to this book.

Download or read book His Lovely Surrogate Wife A Love Triangle Forbidden Romance Burning with Desire Book 1 written by Leonor92 and published by Starlight. This book was released on 2023-03-30 with total page 213 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In order to save her mother who is seriously ill, Nancy, who is only twenty years old, finally agreed to her father's suggestion to be the surrogate mother of Robert's child and his temporary wife. Robert is a married man. An accident happened to her wife Viola and she can not get pregnant. Nancy is just a tool used by Robert and there is no love nor mercy for her. Will Nancy be able to find freedom and love after all this chaos?

Download or read book Facing Freedom written by Eryn Donnalley and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2017-09-29 with total page 313 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One-way ticket to India. The intentional act of re-becoming. I left broken and came back whole. This is my story. Find out how I incorporated knowledge and wisdom from around the world to find purpose, meaning and happiness. Navigate your own inward journey to emotional freedom with included exercises.

Download or read book His Lovely Virgin written by Vivian Wood and published by Vivian Wood. This book was released on with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A rich politician chasing the power of the highest office in the land. A naive young reporter assigned to follow him on the campaign trail. A sizzling secret she whispered in his ear about how he could be her first. Eli was a cutthroat billionaire with obscenely good looks, on the campaign trail to become the next president. She was a sweet little blonde reporter who was much too young for him. The moment she whispered her secret - that she had never been with anyone before - he was hooked. Despite his ruthless pursuit of the presidency, he couldn't resist her. She was a temptation he couldn't ignore, even though she was dangerous; she jeopardized everything he had worked so hard for. But when she pulled him in for a kiss, he knew he couldn’t protest. He would stop at nothing to make her his. Their night of passion was everything he imagined and more. He couldn't shake the feeling that he was falling for her. He was wealthy, lavish, and had an empire at his fingertips, but more and more, he wanted her to be his. Jealousy bloomed, threatening to corrupt the pure relationship between them. Decadent, steamy, and all-consuming… Eli knew he would do anything to make sure she stayed in his arms. One thing was clear: Meredith was his, and he would stop at nothing to keep her that way. From Wall Street Journal and USA Today bestselling author Vivian Wood comes a new billionaire best friend’s little sister romance. Fans of King of Wrath by Ana Huang, The Fine Print by Lauren Asher, and My Dark Romeo by Parker S. Huntington and LJ Shen will love this book. Keywords: wealthy, lavish, billionaire, empire, obscenely good looks, jealous, kiss, ruthless pursuit, good girl, mine, I’m falling for her, night of passion, first time, innocent, rich, sexy, off limits, forbidden

Download or read book The Single Woman written by Mandy Hale and published by HarperChristian + ORM. This book was released on 2013-08-13 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Smart, strong, independent—single women can live a fabulous life. Husband not required. Mandy Hale, also known by her many blog readers and Twitter fans as The Single WomanTM, shares her stories, advice, and enthusiasm for living life as an empowered, confident, God-centered woman who doesn’t just resign herself to being single—she enjoys it! Being single has had its stigmas, but Mandy proves it has its advantages too, and she uses wisdom and wit to inspire her fellow single ladies to celebrate and live fully in the life God has given them. Mandy encourages her readers on subjects such as taking chances, building friendships, letting go, and finding a greater purpose. With her help, readers can stop worrying about happily ever after and discover a happy life instead.

Download or read book Beautiful Liars written by Kylie Adams and published by Kensington Publishing Corp.. This book was released on 2012-03-01 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The rich and glamorous never need to sleep alone. At least, that's the theory. Gorgeous, successful, and pampered women like Emma Ronson and Simone Williams, the hosts of TV's hottest new daily talk show, The Beehive, seem to have New York--and all of the men in it--at their feet. But behind the scenes, it's a much different story. . . Emma left a career in serious journalism for daytime popularity, and now she's interviewing barely literate reality stars as she watches her credibility slip away. Even worse, she's also sharing the Beehive couch with Sutton, an aging news diva who's doesn't miss a chance to stick her claws into Emma for stealing her media mogul boyfriend. Simone, a Black American Princess and former teen model, is drowning in debt that her Beehive salary can't begin to cover, and her famous ex has just crossed the line from stalker to psycho. Caught up in a wild mix of cheating boyfriends, scheming rivals, velvet-rope catfights, backstabbing exes, and bloodthirsty gossip columnists, the city's most beautiful people are about to discover just how ugly life at the top can get. . . Kylie Adams is the author of Ex-Girlfriends, Fly Me to the Moon, Baby, Baby, and the USA Today bestsellers The Only Thing Better than Chocolate (with Janet Dailey and Sandra Steffen) and Santa Baby (with Lisa Jackson, Elaine Coffman, and Lisa Plumley). She is a contributing editor to The South, a regional bimonthly magazine that features her pop culture/humor column, "Kylie Says." She lives in Brandon, Mississippi, where she is currently at work on her next novel.

Download or read book Behind Her Eyes written by Sarah Pinborough and published by Flatiron Books. This book was released on 2017-01-31 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES The instant New York Times and #1 international bestseller. “You should read Behind Her Eyes...It’s bloody brilliant.” —Stephen King "An eerie thriller...Pinborough keeps us guessing about just who’s manipulating whom – until the ending reveals that we’ve been wholly complicit in this terrifying mind game.” —The New York Times Book Review Why is everyone talking about the ending of Sarah Pinborough's Behind Her Eyes? Louise is a single mom, a secretary, stuck in a modern-day rut. On a rare night out, she meets a man in a bar and sparks fly. Though he leaves after they kiss, she’s thrilled she finally connected with someone. When Louise arrives at work on Monday, she meets her new boss, David. The man from the bar. The very married man from the bar...who says the kiss was a terrible mistake, but who still can’t keep his eyes off Louise. And then Louise bumps into Adele, who’s new to town and in need of a friend. But she also just happens to be married to David. And if you think you know where this story is going, think again, because Behind Her Eyes is like no other book you’ve read before. David and Adele look like the picture-perfect husband and wife. But then why is David so controlling? And why is Adele so scared of him? As Louise is drawn into David and Adele’s orbit, she uncovers more puzzling questions than answers. The only thing that is crystal clear is that something in this marriage is very, very wrong. But Louise can’t guess how wrong—and how far a person might go to protect their marriage’s secrets. In Behind Her Eyes, Sarah Pinborough has written a novel that takes the modern day love triangle and not only turns it on its head, but completely reinvents it in a way that will leave readers reeling.

Download or read book Highly Suspicious and Unfairly Cute written by Talia Hibbert and published by Joy Revolution. This book was released on 2023-01-03 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • From the bestselling author of the Brown Sisters trilogy, comes a laugh-out-loud story about a quirky content creator and a clean-cut athlete testing their abilities to survive the great outdoors—and each other. Bradley Graeme is pretty much perfect. He’s a star football player, manages his OCD well (enough), and comes out on top in all his classes . . . except the ones he shares with his ex-best friend, Celine. Celine Bangura is conspiracy-theory-obsessed. Social media followers eat up her takes on everything from UFOs to holiday overconsumption—yet, she’s still not cool enough for the popular kids’ table. Which is why Brad abandoned her for the in-crowd years ago. (At least, that’s how Celine sees it.) These days, there’s nothing between them other than petty insults and academic rivalry. So when Celine signs up for a survival course in the woods, she’s surprised to find Brad right beside her. Forced to work as a team for the chance to win a grand prize, these two teens must trudge through not just mud and dirt but their messy past. And as this adventure brings them closer together, they begin to remember the good bits of their history. But has too much time passed . . . or just enough to spark a whole new kind of relationship?

Download or read book I Was Told It Would Get Easier written by Abbi Waxman and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-06-16 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Abbi Waxman is both irreverent and thoughtful.”—#1 New York Times bestselling author Emily Giffin Squashed among a bus full of strangers, mother-daughter duo Jessica and Emily Burnstein watch their carefully mapped-out college tour devolve into a series of off-roading misadventures, from the USA Today bestselling author of The Bookish Life of Nina Hill. Jessica and Emily Burnstein have very different ideas of how this college tour should go. For Emily, it's a preview of freedom, exploring the possibility of her new and more exciting future. Not that she's sure she even wants to go to college, but let's ignore that for now. And maybe the other kids on the tour will like her more than the ones at school. . . . They have to, right? For Jessica, it's a chance to bond with the daughter she seems to have lost. They used to be so close, but then Goldfish crackers and Play-Doh were no longer enough of a draw. She isn't even sure if Emily likes her anymore. To be honest, Jessica isn't sure she likes herself. Together with a dozen strangers--and two familiar enemies--Jessica and Emily travel the East Coast, meeting up with family and old friends along the way. Surprises and secrets threaten their relationship and, in the end, change it forever.

Download or read book Isn t She Lovely written by Lauren Layne and published by Flirt. This book was released on 2013-10-28 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The rules are clear—until they’re broken. The first book in Lauren Layne’s Redemption series gives a classic love story its edgiest twist yet. “Who knew that pretending you’re not falling for someone would be so much more difficult than pretending that you are?” Stephanie Kendrick gave up her whole summer to ace her NYU film school screenwriting course, so she’s pissed to be stuck with a preppy, spoiled frat boy as her writing partner. Then again, with her piercings, black-rimmed eyes, and Goth wardrobe, Stephanie isn’t exactly Ethan Price’s type, either. He’s probably got his eye on some leggy blonde with a trust fund . . . or does he? As the summer scene kicks off in the Hamptons, Ethan is desperate to make his snobbish mother forget the pedigreed girl who broke his heart. While Stephanie’s a stretch as a decoy, the right makeover and a pastel cardigan just might do the trick. She may not love the idea of playing Ethan’s brainless Barbie girlfriend, but the free rent and luxurious digs make a tempting offer. So does the promise of a ready-made screenplay idea inspired by their charade. But when Stephanie steps into Ethan’s privileged world, the “acting” begins to feel all too real. The kissing and touching that were intended to fool the Hamptons crowd wind up manipulating them. And Stephanie faces a question she’s too afraid to ask: Is Ethan falling for the real her or for the dolled-up princess he wants to see? Praise for Isn’t She Lovely “Fresh and authentic, Lauren Layne’s Isn’t She Lovely packs intelligence, wit, and an addictive romance into one fantastic read! I loved the bold characters, the slow-building yet steamy romance, and the raw and painful edge of self-discovery. I couldn’t put it down!”—New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Cora Carmack Lauren Layne’s New York Times bestselling Oxford Novel series can be read in any order: IRRESISTIBLY YOURS I WISH YOU WERE MINE SOMEONE LIKE YOU I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE I THINK I LOVE YOU Don’t miss any of Lauren Layne’s hot reads: The Love Unexpectedly series: BLURRED LINES | GOOD GIRL | LOVE STORY | WALK OF SHAME | AN EX FOR CHRISTMAS The Sex, Love & Stiletto series: AFTER THE KISS | LOVE THE ONE YOU’RE WITH | JUST ONE NIGHT | THE TROUBLE WITH LOVE The Redemption series: ISN’T SHE LOVELY | BROKEN | CRUSHED The I Do, I Don’t series: READY TO RUN | RUNAWAY GROOM

Download or read book Beautiful Creatures written by Kami Garcia and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2013-01-08 with total page 343 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There were no surprises in Gatlin County. We were pretty much the epicenter of the middle of nowhere. At least, that's what I thought. Turns out, I couldn't have been more wrong. There was a curse. There was a girl. And in the end, there was a grave. Lena Duchannes is unlike anyone the small Southern town of Gatlin has ever seen, and she's struggling to conceal her power and a curse that has haunted her family for generations. But even within the overgrown gardens, murky swamps and crumbling graveyards of the forgotten South, a secret cannot stay hidden forever. Ethan Wate, who has been counting the months until he can escape from Gatlin, is haunted by dreams of a beautiful girl he has never met. When Lena moves into the town's oldest and most infamous plantation, Ethan is inexplicably drawn to her and determined to uncover the connection between them. In a town with no surprises, one secret could change everything.

Download or read book Diamonds are Deadly written by James Eastwood and published by . This book was released on 1969 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: