Download or read book Big Book Of Science Jokes written by Tim Kessler and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-07 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of the best Science jokes on planet Earth. Everything from dinosaurs to planets, all compressed in one book. But that's not all. Every science term and theory is explain in more detail in the second half of the book. Not only are you going to get a good laugh, you will also gain more knowledge in almost all the fields of science.Have you ever told a joke only to have the listener ask what it meant? Have you tried telling jokes to a kid and get backlashed with a million questions? This joke book is perfect for: * The parent who needs to answer the questions of a child before they drive him insane* The teenager who wants to sound smart to that cute nerd in class* The lecturer who wants to bring a little life into the classroom full of zombies* The professor who wants to make his Noble Prize acceptance speech less dry* Everybody else on the planet and beyond.Want to know what's worse that a giraffe with a sore throat? Or what would happen in Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teams up? Or where bad light goes to?Well you will find those answers as well as hundreds more in this book

Download or read book The Mighty Big Book of School Jokes written by Craig Yoe and published by Price Stern Sloan. This book was released on 2003 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In The Mighty Big Book of School Jokes, school kids will find hundreds of zany, off-the-wall jokes to help them laugh their way through every subject-from math and science to gym and art class. Jam-packed with 288 pages of jokes and entertaining line drawings, this new joke book is certain to keep kids laughing on the school bus for hours. Don't worry-there are no pop quizzes!

Download or read book The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids written by Carole Roman and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-08-27 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! Discover more than 800 silly jokes for kids in this hilarious kids joke book Reading jokes can tickle your funny bone AND help boost reading skills. The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids is chock-full of knock-knock jokes, riddles, tongue twisters, and puns you can share with your friends and family for hours and hours of laughing! Funny facts and illustrations—Find some very silly illustrations that match the jokes, and fun trivia about the joke topics—did you know that elephants can't jump? Beginner joke-writing tips—This joke book for kids explains how setups and punchlines works and includes tips and exercises to help you write your own jokes. Take jokes anywhere—Bring this book on road trips, plane trips, and more so you can have fun everywhere you go. Give the gift of laughter—Whether it's a birthday gift, a stocking stuffer, an Easter basket stuffer, or a present for any occasion, this book makes an educational and hilarious gift for every kid who loves to laugh! The perfect joke book for kids of all ages, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids promises to keep the young readers entertained and amused.

Download or read book The Everything Big Book of Jokes written by Evan C Thomas and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-07-11 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inside this sidesplitting collection, you'll find only the most popular kinds of jokes, riddles, and funnies from a dynamic professional comedian. This book is sure to tickle your funny bone-- and make you the life of the party!

Download or read book The Berenstain Bears Big Book of Science and Nature written by Stan Berenstain and published by Courier Corporation. This book was released on 2013-01-01 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Introduces the seasons, weather, animals, plants, the earth, machines, matter, energy, and related topics.

Download or read book Math Chemistry and Science Joke Book written by Juicy Quotes and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-13 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Math, Chemistry and Science joke book has lots of jokes about mathematics, calculus, chemistry and science. These funny jokes are perfect to share with students and teachers, in class or at home to friends. Available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoying lots of laughs today!

Download or read book The Official John Wayne Big Book of Dad Jokes written by Jeremy Brown and published by Media Lab Books. This book was released on 2021-04-13 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From giving as good as he got at the Harvard Lampoon to his comedic work in such films and TV shows as Donovan’s Reef, North to Alaska, Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In, I Love Lucy, Dean Martin Celebrity Roast and The Red Skelton Hour, John Wayne was never shy about exhibiting his wry, knowing sense of humor. It’s this facet of Duke that The Official John Wayne Big Book of Dad Jokes captures. A father of six children himself, Duke was no stranger to making kids crack up (or at least trying to). This book presents those stories of Duke as practical joker as well as willing victim, embedded within more than 400 clever, yet dreadful jokes, stories, riddles and puns, perfect for family members of every age. Some of the jokes are Duke- and Western-themed, but most are simply good, original Dad jokes: some good, some bad, some awful, but all funny. Readers will also find inside nearly three dozen fun photos of Duke exhibiting his good humor for all to see, laughing with his kids or fellow actors on set and behind the scenes, making this book a treasure for fans and fathers alike.

Download or read book The Big Book of Gross Stuff written by Bart King and published by Gibbs Smith. This book was released on 2010-03-01 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of The Big Book of Superheroes presents a hilarious look at science, nature, and the human body in a book full of good laughs and bad smells. From boogers, B.O., and belches to sneezes, diseases, and demon cheeses, The Big Book of Gross Stuff is chock-full of practical knowledge about things you shouldn’t discuss at the dinner table. Kids can take a Gross Quiz to find out how their sensibilities stack up against the rest of society, and learn about the World's Most Disgusting Jobs (whale-feces research, anyone?). With the turn of every page, The Big Book of Gross Stuff will challenge your gag reflexes as it introduces topics, terminology and trivia about toilets, scabies, decaying bodies, and much more. For instance, did you know: · In 1971, a band named Hot Poop released a record titled Does Their Own Stuff! They were never heard from again. · When using fake vomit, the key to faking people out is to sprinkle water on the stuff to make it look more realistic. · Belly button lint is composed of dust, dried sweat, fat, dead skin, and bits of cotton.

Download or read book The Big Book of Science Fiction written by Jeff VanderMeer and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2016-07-12 with total page 1218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Quite possibly the GREATEST science-fiction collection of ALL TIME—past, present, and FUTURE! • "Nearly 1,200 pages of stories by the genre’s luminaries, like H. G. Wells, Arthur C. Clarke and Ursula K. Le Guin, as well as lesser-known authors." —The New York Times Book Review What if life was never-ending? What if you could change your body to adapt to an alien ecology? What if the Pope was a robot? Spanning galaxies and millennia, this must-have anthology showcases classic contributions from H.G. Wells, Arthur C. Clarke, Octavia Butler, and Kurt Vonnegut alongside a century of the eccentrics, rebels, and visionaries who have inspired generations of readers. Within its pages, find beloved worlds of space opera, hard SF, cyberpunk, the new wave, and more. Learn the secret history of science fiction, from literary icons who wrote SF to authors from over 25 countries, some never before translated into English. In THE BIG BOOK OF SCIENCE FICTION, literary power couple Ann and Jeff VanderMeer transport readers from Mars to Mechanopolis, planet Earth to parts unknown. Read the genre that predicted electric cars, travel to the moon, and the modern smart phone. We’ve got the worlds if you’ve got the time. Including: · Legendary tales from Isaac Asimov and Ursula LeGuin! · An unearthed sci-fi story from W.E.B. DuBois! · The first publication of the work of cybernetic visionary David R. Bunch in 20 years! · A rare and brilliant novella by Chinese international sensation Liu Cixin! Plus: · Aliens! · Space battles! · Robots! · Technology gone wrong! · Technology gone right!

Download or read book Gyles Brandreth s Big Book of Jokes written by Gyles Brandreth and published by . This book was released on 1982 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Big Ass Book of Jokes written by and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-02-10 with total page 349 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.

Download or read book The Biggest Book of Stupid Jokes in the Universe written by D. Mostyn and published by Constable. This book was released on 1998 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Full of the most stupid jokes ever invented, this book is part of a series of joke books which includes The Joke Museum, The Big Bad Joke Book, The Biggest Joke Book in the World, 1001 Knock Knock Jokes, and The Ultimate Book of Unforgettable Creepy Crawly Jokes.

Download or read book Stinky Pete s Big Book Of Poop Fart And Burp Jokes For Kids 7 9 Tongue Twisters Would You Rather And More written by Activity Trick and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-20 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stinky Pete Is Back! And His Newest Book Is The Grossest One Yet! With Pages and Pages of Poop-tastic Pooh Jokes Pete's Newest Joke Collection Will Make You Say "Ewwwww"! But The Fart-errific Fun Doesn't Stop There! Pete's Big Book Of Poop Also Includes Gag-Worthy Would You Rather Questions And Totally Gross Tongue Twisters!! This Is One Potty Book That Older Kids Will Love! Aspiring Comedians Will Get Hours Of Stinky Fun From This Kids Joke Book! So, Scoop Up Your Copy Today! This Pooh Joke Book Is a Real Gas!!

Download or read book The Big Book of Bad Dad Jokes written by Hugh Morris and published by Grin & Bear It Press. This book was released on 2024-01-19 with total page 79 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Step into the world of laughter and light-hearted fun with The Big Book of Bad Dad Jokes: Jokes Dads Will Love and Families Will Love to Hate, your go-to source for the most groan-worthy, eye-rolling, and surprisingly witty dad jokes ever compiled! This book isn't just a collection; it's a journey through the joy of classic humor that exasperates generations.

From family life and the quirks of the office to the thrills of travel and the hilarity of daily life, this treasury packs in jokes for every occasion and mood. Whether you're a dad looking to expand your comedic repertoire, a family member in search of the perfect eye-rolling comeback, or simply a humor enthusiast, this book has got you covered.

Highlights:

• Over 500+ Jokes: Dive into a vast collection of dad jokes, including family-friendly quips, work-related chuckles, and puns that play on words in the most delightful way.
• Categorized for Easy Reading: The jokes are thoughtfully divided into categories like family, work, technology, travel, and more, making it easy to find the right joke for any occasion.
• Perfect Icebreakers: Use these jokes to lighten the mood in meetings, gatherings, or even as a fun way to engage with your kids.
• Timeless Humor: Enjoy a blend of classic and contemporary jokes that will be appreciated by readers of all ages.

Immerse yourself in this ultimate dad joke treasury, where every page promises a grin, a groan, or a hearty laugh. It's the perfect gift for dads, joke enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates the lighter side of life. Get ready to embrace the dad joke spirit—no eye-rolling necessary (but highly encouraged)!

Pick up your copy today and start spreading the joy one dad joke at a time!

Notice: No dad was embarrassed in the making of this book. Satisfaction and groans are guaranteed.

Download or read book Who Knew written by Sarah Herman and published by Portable Press. This book was released on 2021-09-07 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find out the answers to questions you never thought to ask! Twelve chapters cover a wide range of topics such as science, history, and entertainment, and each concludes with a quiz to test your knowledge. Get ready to galvanize your gray matter and step into the wonderful world of knowing more than ever before with Who Knew? The Big Book of Questions That Will Make You Think Again. More than 130 fascinating articles across twelve chapters will answer questions such as “Can dogs smell emotion?” and “How did the Incas build Machu Picchu?” This edition includes articles from previous titles in the Who Knew? series, along with dozens of new entries. Packed with information and quirky illustrations, chapters cover subjects such as weather and climate, the human body, art and architecture, animals and plants, ancient history, food and drink, literature, geography, sports, science, film and theater, and the universe and space. A quiz at the end of each chapter will test your knowledge so that you can be sure of being the smartest elephant in the room!

Download or read book Who Knew The Big Book of Science Questions That Will Make You Think Again written by Sophie Collins and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-07-25 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This book will not only answer plenty of the questions that you knew you had but will also open your eyes to lots of things that you've probably never even thought about. It's an absorbing read that ranges wide-twelve chapters deal with both the very large (cosmology) and the very small (viruses). Each chapter consists of succinct question-led entries, along with a quiz and some speedy standalone facts for instant "Who knew?" reactions"--

Download or read book Absolute Zero Gravity written by Betsy Devine and published by Touchstone. This book was released on 1992 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: