Download or read book Is This Anything written by Jerry Seinfeld and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-10-06 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first book in twenty-five years from “one of our great comic minds” (The Washington Post) features Seinfeld’s best work across five decades in comedy. Since his first performance at the legendary New York nightclub “Catch a Rising Star” as a twenty-one-year-old college student in fall of 1975, Jerry Seinfeld has written his own material and saved everything. “Whenever I came up with a funny bit, whether it happened on a stage, in a conversation, or working it out on my preferred canvas, the big yellow legal pad, I kept it in one of those old school accordion folders,” Seinfeld writes. “So I have everything I thought was worth saving from forty-five years of hacking away at this for all I was worth.” For this book, Jerry Seinfeld has selected his favorite material, organized decade by decade. In this “trove of laugh-out-loud one-liners” (Associated Press), you will witness the evolution of one of the great comedians of our time and gain new insights into the thrilling but unforgiving art of writing stand-up comedy.

Download or read book Best Jokes 2017 written by Jack Jokes and published by PeteyRF Creative. This book was released on 2017-02-19 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What elephant ran for president? Donald Trunk These are the best jokes of 2017!

Download or read book The Funniest Jokes You Never Heard written by Carbone and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-05-19 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious jokes you have never heard! Jokes for Adults that will make you laugh hard! You will have a wonderful time finally reading new sidesplitting jokes. Adult, very funny jokes that are fresh and hysterical. You will be the life of the party!

Download or read book Actually Best Jokes Ever written by Chantelle Grace and published by BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC. This book was released on 2017-08-01 with total page 75 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Best Joke Book Period written by William Donohue and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-11 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Good Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 1998-03 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Literally Best Jokes Ever written by Chantelle Grace and published by BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC. This book was released on 2017-08-01 with total page 77 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What does a dentist call his x-rays? Tooth-pics! What did the spider do on the computer? It made a website. The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Literally. Best. Jokes. Ever. Get ready to throw your head back and laugh out loud, because these jokes do not quit! If you think you have literally heard every joke that has ever been told, think again. Literally. Best. Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you holding your side and pleading for the giggles to stop!

Download or read book The Gigantic Joke Book written by Joseph Rosenbloom and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 1978 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 1,000 jokes, 96 drawings. Index. "Gr.4-6. A gigantic compendium of rib-tickling, giggle-inspiring one liners, puns, funny stories, put-downs...Clever and witty."--SLJ. "True kid appeal."--Learning. 256 pages, b/w illus. throughout, 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.

Download or read book Laugh Attack written by Highlights and published by Highlights Press. This book was released on 2016-03-01 with total page 350 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the joke experts at Highlights, here is the biggest and best joke book for kids ever—jam-packed with more than 1,000 jokes! This 352-page super-sized collection is filled with family-friendly, wholesome, and fun jokes for kids to share with friends, grandparents, and anyone who needs a laugh. With riddles, knock-knocks, tongue twisters, and cartoons, this book will keep kids giggling and grinning, as well as laughing and learning, for hours. This is the perfect gift or stocking stuffer for any kid!

Download or read book My Best and Funniest Jokes written by Johnny B. Laughing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-06-16 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Create Your Very Own Joke Book! 125 Lined Pages / Customizable Table of Contents Do you love laughing at hilarious and funny jokes? Do you have all the best jokes memorized? Now it is time to create your very own personalized joke book with all of your favorite comedy and humor. Perfect for all ages! With this handy book, you are the writer, illustrator, and joke teller! This is a perfect gift for the young and witty performer in the family. Never forget your punchlines again. ...also has a DIY table of contents for quick referencing! 7x10 inches 25 light lines per page 125 pages on white paper Do-it-yourself table of contents Plenty of space for LOTS of laughs You can save and store all your favorite knock knock jokes, one-liners, question and answers jokes, riddles, knee-slappers, prank ideas, and much more. Makes a wonderful gift for creative kids and adults too! Who is Johnny B. Laughing? The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing is known worldwide for his hilarious jokes, silly humor, and playful attitude. He is best-selling children's joke book author. He is a jokester at heart and enjoys a good laugh, pulling pranks on his friends, and telling funny and hilarious jokes! He has a wide variety of published joke books and continues to create new content on a regular basis. Comedy and humor make life better. Johnny B. Laughing knows this all too well. Makes the Perfect Gift for Any Occasion! Parties Birthdays Holidays School events Gifts for kids Scroll up and click buy to grab your copy today!

Download or read book The Best Jokes 2017 written by Alex Blaine Layder and published by . This book was released on 2017-01-20 with total page 69 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Best Jokes of 2017200 Plus hilarious family-friendly jokes!FREE on Kindle UnlimitedKeep your kids laughing and entertaining their friends with this book of funny and family friendly jokes. Help them entertain their friends at school, make those long car trips more fun, and get a giggle for yourself along the way! These funny jokes, knock knocks, and riddles will entertain the entire family. And for those budding comedians in the house, several types of jokes to try out and find your own style.With artist illustrations showing just how funny these jokes for kids can be, this joke book will never be far out of reach.They say laughter is the best medicine so this book is perfect for:* A long car trip* The waiting room at the doctor's office* The first day of school* Birthday gifts that are sure to please* An opening joke for the big presentation at school* Encouraging your child to read * Cheering you up after a hard day at workDownload now and always be ready to crack a smile! Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?To go with the traffic jam! What is a boxer's favorite drink?Fruit Punch! What kind of key opens a banana?A monkey! How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses? What gets wetter the more it dries?A towel. What goes up and down but doesn't move?The temperature! Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?Because they dropped out of school! Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?Because they might peel!

Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Dad Says Jokes and published by Cassell. This book was released on 2019-05-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of the very best jokes from the hilarious Instagram account @dadsaysjokes - so bad they're good. From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Here are a couple of tasters: Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose. Q: Are you today's date? A: Cuz you're 10/10.

Download or read book Cheesie Mack Is Running like Crazy written by Steve Cotler and published by Yearling. This book was released on 2014-02-25 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Readers of Diary of a Wimpy Kid will love Cheesie's wacky lists, drawings, and made-up words as he tells the story of the weirdest election in the history of the sixth grade! In his third adventure, Cheesie and his best friend, Georgie, are off to middle school, where there will be lots of new kids and new teachers. Cheesie has a terrific idea--what better way to meet all the new kids than to run for class president? Plus, if he wins, it'll drive his evil older sister nuts! Then Cheesie gets bad news. One of his friends from his old school is also running for president. Cheesie has a tough decision to make, one that could affect his entire middle-school career. Should he bow out and support his friend, or go for the glory?

Download or read book The Best Jokes written by Harris Billigon and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-02-03 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 1000 jokes Are you tired of the daily routine and monotony? Are your nerves on edge? Well, dear friend, we have found a solution for you! This book was published especially for you, to give you joy, pleasure, good mood and adds a little diversity to your life! The book includes the funniest jokes, stories and other humor, which has already appreciated by many of our readers. This book will not leave you indifferent and will cause you to the best feelings and good emotions. This book contains the most ridiculous and funniest jokes and stories, from the first page, you will feel the positive and enjoyment of jokes. The book contains a great number of different chapters so that it is suitable for all ages and different preferences. Enjoy a pleasant pastime reading the funny and positive book. In this edition you will find the following chapters: Travel Jokes. Treat yourself with funny stories about traveling. Sport jokes. You will find great jokes and stories about sportsmen in this chapter. School jokes. Jokes about school always have been popular and relevant. Enjoy the reading of wonderful, funny jokes. Parents jokes. In this chapter, you will find great jokes about parents, children, and families. Knock Knock jokes Enjoy jokes on such a popular topic. These jokes are intended for both children and adults. This is the most positive book I bought this book for fun. So she lured me so much that now I wear it everywhere with me and as soon as there is a pause or free time I open a book, and enjoy cool jokes- Evan Moore Very funny jokes The book is great!!! I liked it so much that now I take it to work with me and combine a lunch break with reading a few pages of the book. The jokes are really cool. They raise a mood very much!- Freda Hernandez Everyone are delighted with this book I bought this book as a gift to my son, but read it with the whole family. What can I say? The jokes are incredibly cool and funny, and every member of the family found a something that he likes more. In short, all were satisfied and immensely glad - Linda King

Download or read book Funny Jokes written by Adam Smith and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-12-06 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jokes you never read! All new jokes!Perfect Gift for your Friends!This super funny adult joke book is NOT for kids!Joking is always fun!However, it is not that easy to find really good jokes today. Some of them are simply out-of-date. This jokes book is different!WHY?THE JOKES ARE REAL DIRTY AND YOU WILL REMEMBER THEM 4EVER!Buying and reading this humor book you will get: -Wise jokes for Wiseguys;-A great collection of 500+ FUNNY DIRTY JOKES & SHORT REAL LIFE STORIES;-Dirty jokes about sex, life, alcohol and other cool stuff;-Jokes for adults only;-New jokes for 2018;-Jokes that you will remember forever.Thank You

Download or read book The Funniest Grossest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-17 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make your friends giggle, guffaw, and groan with disgust at over 900 jokes in this massive volume that combines two hilarious books in one. It’s a 2-for-1 of epic proportions. This book combines our two bestselling kids’ joke books: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! and The Grossest Joke Book Ever! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more—over 900 jokes—actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that’ll make them (and you) want to barf. They’ll laugh out loud at zingers like: Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef jerky! Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto? A: Fleas! And many more!

Download or read book Funny Dirty One liners written by Adam Smith and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-07 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laughter is power. This super funny adult joke book is NOT for kids! Joking is always fun! Jokes bring smiles to people's faces. Jokes make us laugh. We love joking in the company of our best friends and families. Jokes help us to relax and overcome any difficulties. Joking is an awesome social skill and a great way to make new friends and to communicate nearly in any surrounding. Many of us also love just to read some good jokes for amusement. However, it is not that easy to find really good jokes today. Some of them are simply out-of-date. This jokes book is different! WHY? Buying and reading this humor book you will get: -A great collection of 500 FUNNY ONE-LINERS; -One-liners, real-life awkward situations; -Great book to read on a long trip; -Dirty jokes about sex, alcohol, drugs and the other cool stuff; -Jokes about relationship, marriage, bar, parties, social media, etc. -Jokes for adults only; -New jokes from 2017 -Jokes that you will remember forever. LIMITED TIME BONUS: the link to download my FREE HUMOR BOOK FOR ADULTS! This book is free of racism. So relax and laugh!