Download or read book Golf It s a Funny Old Game written by M. Prefontaine and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-02-25 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For us rabbits the game of golf is a constant battle between fantasy and reality. The great hopes and ambitions that accompany us on the first tee quickly evaporate by a combination of mother nature, gravity and the cruelest of luck. One of the charms of the Great Game is that we are constantly chasing what is, in theory, attainable but in reality highly elusive. It is a perpetual series of occasions for hope. David Feherty summed it up when he said; "Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle." It is astonishing how long the occasional miracle can remain in the memory to the total eclipse of all else. Golf is a game whose hook is baited with hope. This book is a compendium of quotes from players who have been similarly troubled by the journey from great hopes to cruel reality. I hope you enjoy their reflections.
Download or read book Best Funny Golf Quotes written by Golfers Book Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-31 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 200 of the funniest golf quotes you have ever read! Are you looking for the Best Funny Golf Quotes Collection that will make you laugh out Loud? Then this is the book for you. A beautifully made compilation great book of golf quotes; some funny and hilarious, some wise and clever, but for sure Unforgettable Quotes to keep, treasure and share for years to come. It is the perfect funny but wise book to keep next to you on your desk for moments of boredom, depression or sadness plus it also makes for the ideal funny gift for a golf lover, boss, friend or sports fan. Enjoy a wonderful collection of funny favorite golf quotes from famous sportsmen to modern day great golf players. Read one quote a day as a daily vitamin of inspiration, or read them in one sitting to break through negative thinking. The funny but positive Quote book is carefully created to inspire and make you laugh on a daily basis or cheer you up after a depressing game of golf. As you read and enjoy this vast collection of funny golf quotes, your mind will be greeted with an almost never-ending sea of great quotations, funny, inspirational, wise, and humorous golf quotes sayings, and proverbs, about the game of golf collected over the years from a variety of sources and by some of the game's biggest stars and the world's brightest minds. Find fun, laughter, guidance, wisdom, inspiration and motivation in this beautiful book containing over 200 funny quotes that you will cherish for many years to come. This handy book in a portable 6" by 9" size will be the perfect office gift that will give every sportsman or woman a big laugh. The perfect Secret Santa, gag gift, Christmas, Holiday, or appreciation gift for any environment. THIS BOOK FEATURES Over 200 Different Funny golf quotes Stress Relieving quotes that are Great for Relaxation. 6 x 9 sized A Great Gift. Makes a wonderful gift idea for golf lovers, sportsmen, women, friends and family during holidays or any occasion
Download or read book God Loves Golfers Best written by Ray Foley and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2009-05-01 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: God Loves Golfers Best is the ultimate collection of golf jokes, quotes, and cartoons sure to tickle the funny bone of any avid duffer. A perfect gift or self-purchase for the golf fan in your life! Examples from God Loves Golfers Best: Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole. What should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron, because even God can't hit a 1-iron! A man is getting married and is standing by his bride at the church. Standing beside him are his golf clubs and bag. His bride whispers, "What are your golf clubs doing here?" The groom replies, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?" In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
Download or read book Golf written by Team Golfwell and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-01-07 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny, thought-provoking, hilarious comments, quotes and stories from bestselling writers, politicians, well-known businessmen, PGA Tour players, and people from all walks of life are in this book - sorry, no cartoons in this book - just fun and interesting sayings and stories about golf. An amusing creative collection of observations of the game of golf showing golf is very similar to life itself with all its unexpected victories, miracle shots or disastrous results from perfect shots - like Heaven and Hell in one. Bobby Jones said, "Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies." Most of us at some point or another have walked off the 18th green swearing to give up the game after an embarrassing disastrous round only to say, "Okay" when asked to play next week. Here's just one excerpt: "A wife is interested in taking up golf and visits a large retail golf store with her husband to pick out a set of golf clubs. She is amazed at the vast selection on display. "Dear, look at all this equipment! How am I supposed to pick out the right set of clubs?" "Finding the right set of clubs is like finding a great wife," replied the husband. "What! Are you comparing me to a set of golf clubs?" "I mean you know right away when you found the right one," replied the husband. "Nice recovery," she said. "Thanks." - Rick Newell SCROLL up and get this book and we hope you enjoy and share the observations of the many people quoted in this book with your golfing regulars on the practice green and the 19th hole. Tags: sports quotes, sports quotations, golf presentations, golf one-liners, golf stories, golf anecdotes, sports book, sports gift, golf funny gifts, golf humor, golf accessories, golf quotes, golf club book, golf books, golf books for men, golf books for women, golf gifts for men, golf gifts for women, PGA tour, funny golf quotes, funny golf stories
Download or read book Funny but true Golf Anecdotes written by Dick Crouser and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2012-02-21 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An Entertaining Gift of Golf Humor In this collection of over 175 golf anecdotes, you’ll find entertaining stories about Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Ernie Els, Jim Furyk, Bubba Watson, Rory McIlroy, Rickie Fowler, David Feherty, Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer, Ben Hogan, Sam Snead, Bobby Jones, and their friends. You’ll enjoy sharing them with your golfing partners on the putting green or at the 19th hole! An Entertaining Gift of Golf Humor In this collection of over 175 golf anecdotes, you’ll find entertaining stories about Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Ernie Els, Jim Furyk, Bubba Watson, Rory McIlroy, Rickie Fowler, David Feherty, Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer, Ben Hogan, Sam Snead, Bobby Jones, and their friends. You’ll enjoy sharing them with your golfing partners on the putting green or at the 19th hole!
Download or read book Golf written by Mark Robinette and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-18 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A GREAT GIFT FOR ANY GOLFER This gift is full of great golf quotes and quips by golf pros and the average weekend warrior. Their observations on life and the game of golf will have you smiling, shaking your head and nodding in agreement. Sample quotes: If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time. - Gary Player Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics. - Red Skelton If you are looking for the perfect gift for a golfing fanatic get them a copy of Golf: Funny Quotes and Clever Conclusions today.
Download or read book Zen Golf written by Joseph Parent and published by Doubleday. This book was released on 2002-06-18 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A highly original and groundbreaking book from a noted PGA coach and Buddhist instructor • “The lessons in Zen Golf make the mental game seem so simple. Dr. Parent has given me very effective methods for working with thoughts and emotions, and for taking the negatives out of the picture.” —Vijay Singh, Masters and PGA Champion By combining classic insights and stories from Zen tradition, Zen Golf helps eliminate the mental distractions that routinely cause poor shots and loss of concentration, allowing golfers to feel in “the zone” that professionals have learned to master. The best players know that golf is a game of confidence, and most important, concentration–the ability to focus and block out distraction. The goal of achieving clear thought is also at the heart of Buddhist teachings. PGA coach and Buddhist instructor Dr. Joseph Parent draws on this natural connection and teaches golfers how to clear their minds, achieve ultimate focus, and play in the moment for each shot. Zen Golf presents a simple system for building “mental game mastery.” Dr Parent’s unique PAR Approach (focusing on Preparation, Action, and Response to Results) guides golfers with specific techniques for each aspect of their games. In chapters such as “How to Get From the Practice Tee to the First Tee”, “You Produce What You Fear”, and “How to Enjoy a Bad Round of Golf”, the author shares a personal teaching regimen that has helped improve the games of professionals and amateurs alike. Clear, concise, and enlightening, Zen Golf shows golfers how to prepare for, execute, and equally important, respond the results of any golf shot. A different approach to golf instruction, this book shapes ancient philosophies into new teachings.
Download or read book Golf Life written by Jack Nicklaus and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2005-04 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Originally published: Melbourne, Vic.: Crown Content, c2002
Download or read book Golf Jokes written by Chester Croker and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-22 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Golf Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Golfing Jokes provides golfers of all abilities with over 200 pages of hilarious golf jokes that will have you laughing out loud. These are funny golf jokes, golf puns, golf one-liners and funny golfing stories that golf enthusiasts around the world will identify with. In this hysterical golf joke book, you will find over 1,000 golf jokes that you can laugh at yourself or tell them to your golf buddies, or on golf tours, club matches, functions or society days. This is probably the biggest and best collection of the very best golfing jokes and puns you will find anywhere. You can easily change the names in the jokes to suit your own story telling purposes. Golfing One-Liners Question and Answer style golf jokes to tell your golf buddies Caddie Gags Short Golf Jokes Longer Golf Joke Set-ups Rude Golf Jokes Golf Quotes / Golf Quotations Golf Parables Funny Bumper Stickers for Golfers Kids Golf Jokes This huge golf joke book is one that you will definitely refer back to for years to come. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh, so buy this funny golfing jokes book now. Tags:- golf jokes, golf gifts, golf present, golf gags, golf stories, golf jokes for men, best golf jokes, funny golfers jokes
Download or read book Funny Golf Sayings Worlds Okayest Golfer written by Tribuiani Sarah and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-12 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Golf Sayings Worlds Okayest Golfer The People I Want to Punch in the Face: The Classic, Unique, Blank, Awesome Notebook is a beautifully produced, matte blank notebook, complete with 110 pages of unlined white paper. It is suitable for anyone and would make the perfect gag gift. For inspiration, motivation, creativity or just as the driving force to help you get things done, Awesome Notebooks have exactly what you need.Check out our other notebooks and find the perfect one that will suit you, or would be ideal for that special gift for a loved one. Awesome Notebooks carry a range of different notebooks and you will undoubtedly find the right one for you by checking through our different and exciting graphic options. With the People I Want to Punch in the Face: The Classic, Unique, Blank, Awesome Notebook you have something that can be carried easily and will help you to maintain your inspiration wherever you may be. Specifications: Cover Finish: Matte Dimensions: 6 x 9 (15.24 x 22.86 cm) Interior: Blank, White Paper, Unlined Pages: 120
Download or read book Golf s Best Excuses written by Joshua Shifrin and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Explain away your bad shots—and have your friends laugh at the same time! In Golf's Best Excuses, author Joshua Shifrin takes a witty approach in helping golfers make sense of their worst days on the golf course. The next time a player goes down in defeat, he or she can always explain the woeful round with “My golf clubs are too old.” Or after a bad putt, golfers might try to explain the mishap with, “There were too many spike marks on the green.” Shifrin has crafted 150 funny—but all-too-real—excuses for pros and amateurs alike. Examples include: I’m late for my wedding and it’s throwing off my concentration. I thought this hole was a dogleg to the left . . . not right. If I didn’t have those four double bogeys I could have scored really well today. Someone yelled “fore” during my backswing. Any many more! Whether you want to motivate the duffer in your life or laugh away embarrassing mistakes in your own game, Golf's Best Excuses is a must-read. Complete with laugh-out-loud full-color cartoons, this book makes for the perfect gift.
Download or read book Golf It s Just a Game written by Bruce Lansky and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-11-22 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book contains some of the funniest comments ever made about golf, as well as some wonderfully clever golf cartoons. There's a smile on every page. This book contains some of the funniest comments ever made about golf by Lee Trevino, Arnold Palmer, Harvey Penick, Bob Hope, Buddy Hackett, Lewis Grizzard, Gerald Ford, and others. You'll also find wonderfully clever cartoons. There's a smile on every page. Sample Quotes: "I know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators." --Gerald Ford "It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course." --Hank Aaron
Download or read book The Funniest Quotations to Brighten Every Day written by Bruce Miller and published by . This book was released on 2022-07-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book 501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot written by Justin J Exner and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You can blame your job... You can blame the course... You can blame mother nature... Or you can blame your equipment... But Never, Ever, BLAME YOURSELF!
Download or read book Gift For Golf Players written by Jesse Hasak and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-14 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Golf is a game that is special and unique in that there is always something to learn. Not just in the game, but that can be applied to life, relationships and one's mindset. For us rabbits the game of golf is a constant battle between fantasy and reality. The great hopes and ambitions that accompany us on the first tee quickly evaporate by a combination of mother nature, gravity and the cruelest of luck. This book is a compendium of quotes from players who have been similarly troubled by the journey from great hopes to cruel reality.
Download or read book 365 Golf Quotes A Golfing Quote for Every Day of the Year written by Jackie Bolen and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-09-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "An amazing collection of inspiring, funny, and helpful golf tips." Pick up 365 Golf Quotes (A Golfing Quote for Every Day of the Year) if you want to: Have the ultimate gift for the person who has everything. Pick up some tips for your game. Have something interesting to read on your bedstand or in the bathroom. Stay motivated to improve your game. Have a fun stocking stuffer for the golfer that you love. Whether you're a serious (or not so serious!) weekend warrior or Jack Nicklaus, you'll love these golf quotes. Laughter, motivation, and life lessons, all in one book. This book has it all! Get your copy of 365 Golf Quotes and get ready for some serious fun and inspiration.
Download or read book World s Greatest Golf Jokes written by Stan McDougal and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 2000-06 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Favorites from course and clubhouse will crack up any duffer.
