Download or read book GRANDMA GRANDPA written by C. M. Dowdell and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2023-10-08 with total page 151 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You’ve been told a lie, what you know about grandparents is wrong, problematic at its best. Under the duress of traumatic stress, I tried to kill a black cat-crazy-evil on purpose. Yet, it tried to kill me first! Babysitting gigs went everywhere other than smooth. Each day was a “War Zone.” Dracula just showed up on the regular without even a knock on the door before I could invite him in. Neighbors walked around looking like “Zombies” of an unknown planet. Dogs and chickens are humongously gigantic, they tried to eat me/my whole family. My prayers to God is the only thing that saved my life.

Download or read book Grandma Loves Her Harley Too written by Nancy Vogl and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chelsea's grandmother teaches her to take care of herself and do the things she loves, so that she will have energy to give to everyone else in her life and manage all her other responsibilities.

Download or read book Biker S Diary the Best of Ten Years written by Jan Meyer and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2012-01-31 with total page 253 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bikers Diary started in 1999 as a weekly column in a local newspaper then known as the River Valley Reader, now the Bluff Country Reader. Located in a very popular tourist area, the publishers plan was a newspaper that emphasized local arts, culture, and recreation. Dr. Jan applauded that effort, and had spent a year as a community columnist for another paper, so she submitted some sample columns and proposed this column, written by a biker. Ten successful years later, she was asked by a faithful reader is she intended to publish the columns in a book. That started her thinking, and she asked her publisher for permission to do so, which was granted. At the beginning, Dr. Jan was living in Lincoln, and commuting to her and Spouse Rogers country place near Lanesboro MN. Upon retirement, they chose that country place as their primary residence. Those locations and the people along the way provided fodder for the mill of writing, as have the many places around the world to which they have both traveled and/or at which Dr. Jan has worked. The column started out as a way to capture the ambling and sometimes philosophical thoughts and experiences triggered by almost-daily time spent on a bike. When a serious illness got in the way of biking, the habit of writing about life became almost a tension reliever as she wrote about that experience. In the years since it started, the column has evolved into writing about anything and everything she and others experience in life. This book captures some of the best of those first ten years.

Download or read book The Rebel and His Bride written by Bonnie Pega and published by Loveswept. This book was released on 2014-05-13 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Bonnie Pega’s novel of reignited love, a restless minister and his old flame must find a way to overcome their history and forge a new life together. Blessed (or cursed!) with more compassion than he knows what to do with, Gregory Talbott spent his college years leading the chants at rallies to save the whales—or whatever his cause of the week happened to be. Now he’s a small-town preacher, and although he loves the fact that he’s able to spend his days helping others, he isn’t happy about going home to an empty house every night. Which makes it so much harder when the-one-who-got-away comes back into his life. Annabelle Pace gave her life to a lost cause once before. In college, she endured too many nights alone as Gregory chased the latest movement. Back in town after all these years to take care of her grandmother, Annabelle promises herself she won’t repeat the mistakes of the past. But as memories of the good times they shared return, Annabelle is drawn to his side once again. And if Gregory can devote himself to her, she’ll have no choice but to surrender to her passion for the preacher.

Download or read book Joe Biker written by Wesley Stout and published by Xulon Press. This book was released on 2005-06 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book I Brake for Biker Witches written by Angie Fox and published by Angie Fox. This book was released on 2014-02 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times bestselling series! Laugh out loud with the biker witches in this fabulously fun short story! Accidental demon slayer Lizzie Brown discovers a haunted biker bar and comes face-to-face with the ghosts of her past, as well as an unexpected threat from someone she'd considered a friend. REVIEWS “Fabulously fun” -The Chicago Tribune "Fun, humorous, and reminiscent of Charlaine Harris or Kim Harrison's books." -Sacramento Book Review “Fox has a genuine gift for creating dangerously hilarious drama.” -RT Book Reviews “A fast, savvy, hilarious romp through a real world populated by paranormal mischief...Fox is one of my new favorite paranormal authors." -Pop Syndicate ALSO BY ANGIE FOX: BIKER WITCHES SERIES: The Accidental Demon Slayer (Book #1) The Dangerous Book for Demon Slayers (Book #2) A Tale of Two Demon Slayers (Book #3) The Last of the Demon Slayers (Book #4) I Brake for Biker Witches (Novella) My Big Fat Demon Slayer Wedding (Book #5) The Tenth Dark Lord 'A Leaping: Lizzie and Dimitri's first Christmas (Novella) Beverly Hills Demon Slayer (Book #6) Night of the Living Demon Slayer (Book #7) Date with a Demon Slayer (Novella) I Dream of Demon Slayers (Book #8) - coming soon! THE SOUTHERN GHOST HUNTER SERIES Southern Spirits A Ghostly Gift (Novella) The Skeleton in the Closet Ghost of a Chance (Novella) The Haunted Heist Deader Homes and Gardens - coming fall 2016! THE MONSTER MASH TRILOGY: Immortally Yours Immortally Embraced Immortally Ever After

Download or read book Have You Heard the One About written by Nelson Onit Vazqueztell and published by Author House. This book was released on 2005-01-18 with total page 544 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A poet who has everyone smiling should write more than just poetry. And so, in order to keep everyone in stitches, he wrote a joke book with a thousand and one laughs! Unlike Vazqueztells previous books, TRUTH, COMEDY & POETRY for ALL and THE V-FILES: The Truth Is In Here, which are filled with mostly poetry, the author wanted to collect and share all of his favorite jokes from all categories and place them under one cover. No matter what the subject, he has covered it and although most of the great joke tellers will know a good amount of them, there will be enough to still shock and crack up even the most knowledgeable of joke tellers. This will most definitely be yet another favorite amongst his fans or just the perfect addition to any other collection of joke books. From the doings of Little Halis, who is full of malice, to the misadventures in religion, HAVE YOU HEARD THE ONE ABOUT will keep you and your friends in stitches.This is the perfect book to take anywhere to break the ice at parties or bars.No matter what the situation, there will be a joke that you can share with just about anyone.And as is that wasnt enough, then theres a second bonus chapter of poetry that continues where his previous comic poetry left off.Everything from the return of fan favorites Nels Vulger, Lana Dully and Don Tortelli to another set of dating mishaps are offered in this fantastically verbally illustrated book.In HAVE YOU HEARD THE ONE ABOUT you will find the best of his cynic humor, darc thoughts and absolutely the best collection of jokes you will ever read! And as if that wasnt enough, Vazqueztell. And to top put a cherry on top of that whole sundae of comedy, Vazqueztell also added a second bonus chapter of the best literal finds of the internet.The Vorld Vide Veb is an incredible collection of bumper stickers, sayings, pick up lines, zany lists and much, much more that will have you bursting into laughter!

Download or read book Sons of Flame MC Redemption Biker Romance written by Ashley Rhodes and published by Ashley Rhodes. This book was released on with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tess Bailey will never forget the day that Eli Flint burst into her life. He's a hard man, tempered by a life lived on the edge - but Tess sees something in his intense blue eyes; something that grabs her and just won't let go. Eli's an ex-con; he served three years for selling guns as a member of the notorious Sons of Flame MC. Now he's out, and he wants to put his past behind him and move on. Of course it's not that easy. It's never that easy. Tess is Eli's probation officer. Young and idealistic, she's determined not to become as jaded as her coworkers. She deals with some of the most difficult and dangerous men - men who have always lived a life of crime, men for whom that life is all they know, and ever will know. But Eli's different. Underneath his tough, spiky exterior, Tess senses a man who wants to improve himself, who wants something better from life. However, when Tex, the cruel and bitter leader of the Sons of Flame, blackmails Eli into working for him once more, Eli is forced back into the life he's trying to leave behind. And Tess, the woman Eli is falling for, is unwittingly drawn into this dangerous world with him... **Redemption is a full-length standalone romance with a HEA**

Download or read book Delayed Love written by Sandra Richmond and published by Sandra Richmond. This book was released on 2015-01-04 with total page 141 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is not your starry eyed, love struck romance. There are no singing birds or riding off into the sunset. There is no happily ever after. This is the type of story that tears your heart out, stomps it into the dirt, and very slowly sews it back together. Never to be the same again. Harley left Branchwood, Colorado, at eighteen in hopes of never returning. But at thirty-six she’s forced to return to her hometown to bury her father. Can she come back home and not be touched by the painful secrets she left behind? Ford devoted his life to the Hell Hounds MC, even when doing so cost him the girl he loved. He survived that loss though, and put it firmly in his past. But sometimes the past comes running back into town to knocks you right on your ass. He wants the truth. She wants to forget. When the truth comes to light will they be able to work together and fix everything that went wrong? ***Beware this book contains sexy, dangerous bad boys***

Download or read book A Biker Soldier s Journey written by Monty Van Horn and published by Xulon Press. This book was released on 2013-08-30 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet the author, Monty Van Horn. He is just an ordinary person. He is a son, brother, husband, father, grandfather, combat veteran, and a pastor. He is also a biker, hunter, mechanic, outdoorsman, your neighbor, a friend, and again, just an ordinary person. Monty spent 12 years in the Army and felt called to leave the military to pursue ordination as a pastor so he could return to the military as a chaplain. While those doors did not open, God did open other doors that guided him to become an ordained inter-denominational minister. The way God did that was unusual to say the least. The story is in the book. After being obedient to God and becoming ordained by God himself (you will have to read the story) Monty was still just a lump of clay on the table. God calls Monty into being a pastor of a church! I know right? God makes it clear that he wants Monty inside the church and no longer preaching just in the highways and byways! You have just got to read the story, it is amazing! So, don’t just open the front page and check the water with your feet! Dive in and get submerged immediately! If you are looking for edification, encouragement, confirmation, or just want an easy to read book, you have found it. Enjoy and may God touch you and guide you as you travel through time with Monty. Hang on as you ride back into the past then back again and what a ride it is!

Download or read book Santa s Dirty Bikers written by Sarwah Creed and published by Sarwah Creed. This book was released on with total page 59 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tired of being the good girl, Amber decides to get down and dirty with Santa’s bikers. Happy Christmas to me: my boyfriend was cheating on me. No festive proposal this year, then. I was miles from home, with no flights available, on Christmas Eve. Damn. A sexy biker, Beau, offered me a ride to his house and I jumped on—tired of always doing the right thing. I'd done that, up until now, only to have my heart broken into so many pieces. Beau introduced me to his brothers, Adrian and Austin. The brothers wanted to do more than just a kiss under the mistletoe. I was happy to assist in so many filthy ways. It was as if our fun had ended as quickly as it had begun. I wanted more, but I was scared of admitting it and having my heart broken again... Author’s Note: This is a kinky stand-alone novella about a single mom who gets more than she bargained for on Christmas day. There is an HEA.

Download or read book Beasts Bikers written by Keira Blackwood and published by Paramour Press. This book was released on with total page 490 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fighting to protect their mates, these shifters refuse to relent. They’re gruff, they’re warriors, they’re enemies, and they’ll be brought to their knees by the women who own their hearts. Expect a secret child, friends-to-lovers, high stakes, and laughs. This box set contains the first three books in the Werewolves of Greenville City series. Warrior Scoundrel Brawler Additional keywords: pnr, werewolves, shapeshifter, romantic, steamy paranormal romance, fated mates, werewolf mc, shifter bikers, shifter box sets, shifter collection, enemies-to-lovers, single parent romance

Download or read book Uncle John s Funniest Ever Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-15 with total page 295 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The title says it all. This is the funniest Bathroom Reader EVER. It might even be the funniest book in the history of books, but Uncle John is much too modest to state that outright (even though it is). Over the past 25 years, the Bathroom Readers’ Institute has published more than 40,000 pages of bathroom reading. In this book you will find the funniest 288 of them (with a few all-new funny pages squeezed in just because we couldn’t help ourselves). That’s page after page after page of laugh-out-loud dumb jokes, dumb jocks, toasts, pranks, kings, kittens, caboodles, and, of course, poorly translated kung-fu movie subtitles--such as. “It took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab!” So whether you like your humor witty or witless, light or dark, or silly or sublime, you’ll laugh until your head explodes. Chortle at… * Dumb crooks: The robber who ran face-first into a wall because he forgot to poke eye holes in his pillow case. * Witty wordplay: If Snoop Doggy Dogg were to marry Winnie the Pooh, his name would become Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh. * Flubbed headlines: “British Left Waffles On House Floor” * Quirky stars: Billy Idol’s concert rider demands he have one large tub of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter in his dressing room. * Job Lingo: If you hear an E.R. doc mention a “VIP,” be on the lookout for a “Very Intoxicated Patient.” * Comedian quips: “I wonder if deaf people have a sign for ‘Talk to the hand.’” --Zach Galifianakis * Sputtering sportscasters: “If only faces could talk.” --Pat Summerall And much, much more!

Download or read book Granny D written by Doris Haddock and published by Villard. This book was released on 2001-06-12 with total page 408 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "There's a cancer, and it's killing our democracy. A poor man has to sell his soul to get elected. I cry for this country." On February 29, 2000, ninety-year-old Doris “Granny D” Haddock completed her 3,200-mile, fourteen-month walk from Los Angeles to Washington D.C. She walked through 105-degree deserts and blinding blizzards, despite arthritis and emphysema. Along her way, her remarkable speeches — rich with wisdom, love, and political insight — transformed individuals and communities and jump-started a full-blown movement. She became a national heroine. On her journey, Haddock kept a diary — tracking the progress of her walk and recalling events in her life and the insights that have given her. Granny D celebrates an exuberant life of love, activism, and adventure — from writing one-woman feminist plays in the 1930s to stopping nuclear testing near an Eskimo fishing village in 1960 to Haddock’s current crusade. Threaded throughout is the spirit of her beloved hometown of Dublin/Peterborough, New Hampshire — Thornton Wilder’s inspirations for Grovers Croner in Out Town — a quintessentially American center of New England pluck, Yankee ingenuity and can-do attitude. Told in Doris Haddock’s distinct and unforgettable voice, Granny D will move, amuse, and inspire readers of all ages with its clarion message that one person can indeed make a difference.

Download or read book Riding on the Edge written by John Hall and published by Motorbooks. This book was released on 2008 with total page 310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The story, outrageous but true, of John Hall, a Harley-riding hell raiser who founded the Pagans, a club the FBI called "the most violent criminal organization in America."

Download or read book Why Grandpa Rides a Harley written by David Strange and published by . This book was released on 2005-12-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Biker Chicz Of North America written by Edward Winterhalder and published by Blockhead City. This book was released on 2010-12-01 with total page 326 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Biker Chicz of North America, Edward Winterhalder and Wil De Clercq have compiled in-depth profiles of twenty-two fascinating women who ride Harley-Davidson motorcycles. Each chapter features an individual whose life story is compelling, intriguing, fascinating, and inspirational. While each woman featured in this book is unique and extraordinary in her own right, there are, not surprisingly, certain attributes they all have in common. In addition to being avowed motorcycle riders they live to ride and ride to live they are successful, intelligent, freethinking, adventurous, creative, inspiring, and tenacious. They are women who have followed their dreams and dared to live life on their own terms. All are survivors who boldly took on challenges that many of us men or women would find daunting. Some of them came by their success easily, others by triumphing over adversity. Despite their common traits, most are as different as night and day. Some are introverted, others extroverted; some are family oriented, others are loners. They ll be the first to admit, however, that without their Harleys, they would not be who they are today. Their beloved motorcycles are what defines them and what sets them apart from their nonriding sisters.