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Book Let Your Shit Go

    Book Details:
  • Author : Swear Word Coloring Geeks
  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Release : 2016-06-27
  • ISBN : 9781534962187
  • Pages : 72 pages

Download or read book Let Your Shit Go written by Swear Word Coloring Geeks and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-27 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Not Another Shitty Adult Coloring Book? This curse word adult coloring book is filled with filthy words and phrases -- but with a twist. These illustrations are some of the most intricate and detailed drawings that you will find. Stop holding in your crap and LET YOUR SHIT GO! This book includes: - 40 very detailed illustrations that will keep you busy till you let your shit go - Filthy swear words that will make your grandmother weep Curse Words Included: - Dickweed - Shitfaced - Slutface - Bastard - Hoebag - Shitbrains - Fuckin' Jerkoff - Donkey Humper - Fuckboy - And many more!

Book Swearing Like a Motherfucking High School Teacher

Download or read book Swearing Like a Motherfucking High School Teacher written by Colorful Swearing Dreams and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-25 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GAG GIFT IDEA - SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK FOR GROWN-UPS This is an Adult Coloring Book of 20 Hilarious 1st Grade Teaching Related Swearing Words and Relaxing Designs where men, women, first grade teachers or teaching assistant can relief their stress by coloring & without cussing out loud! For Adult Only. Cover Soft Silky Matte Cover Size 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 20 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult Only This Coloring book Contains 20 hilarious Uncensored Swear Words (including F-words, C-words, etc.) Each Swear word is designed around Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers & more Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. Examples of Cuss Words you can find in this Coloring Book "I can't Teach you to be Smart, you are just 6-year-old Dumbass" "Staff Meeting: The Art of not Giving a Fuck" "5 Minutes with these Little Bastards and I'm Already Exhausted as Fuck" "Keep your Fucking Mouths Shut" and more! These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for teachers moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY

Book Curse and Color

    Book Details:
  • Author : Emma Hudson
  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Release : 2016-02-07
  • ISBN : 9781523936656
  • Pages : 56 pages

Download or read book Curse and Color written by Emma Hudson and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-07 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 25 Unique Hand-Drawn Designs to Color Variety of hilarious hand-drawn designs perfect for coloring Each coloring page is printed on a separate page to prevent bleed through Swear words are decorated with floral motifs, animals, and abstract patterns Swear and de-stress in a fun and relaxing way Get a digital PDF edition and print your favorite designs multiple times All designs are perfect for different skill levels Did you have a bad day? Did your boss get on your nerves again? Are your kids acting up way past their bedtime? Being a responsible adult, you cannot say all the words that are going through your mind now. But what if I told you that one book and a set of coloring pencils could change all of the mess into fun sweary adventure? Thanks to "Curse and Color", you can unleash all those swear words you have locked up inside you but cannot say aloud. Why fret at home or sulk in a corner, just grab your markers and embark on a coloring adventure with a little bit of naughty twist! Time to Have Non-Stop Fun With The Most Talked About Swear Word Coloring Book! In this book, you will get some of the most creative and inappropriate swear words and dirty insults you could ever imagine with stunning designs that match them. Inside this book: Unique swear word designs to color Each design on a separate page Pages are 8 x 10 in White paper that will make your coloring look great Includes a digital edition for unlimited printing This book will provide you with a variety of designs to color for every swearing occasion and you are treated to a digital edition for printing extra copies! Just a few dollars buys you hours of peace and calm and they are sure to uplift your spirits! Take a sneak peek into the swear words and dirty insults inside: 1. Attention Whore 2. Fuck a Duck 3. Asshole 4. Cuntface 5. Cock and balls 6. Bastard 7. Batshit crazy 8. Bitch 9. Bullshit 10. I Fucking Love Coloring 11. Curse and Color 12. Dickhead 13. Zero Fucks Given 14. Douche Bag 15. Dickmidget 16. Fuck 17. Moron 18. Dipshitidiot 19. Piss off 20. Fuckerpalooza 21. Fuck this shit 22. Calm your tits 23. Motherfucker 24. Shitballs 25. Shitfaced So, grab your coloring pencils, markers or crayons from the drawer and start coloring the swear word that feel like yelling out right now! Copies are selling like hot cakes...do not forget to grab yours NOW. Please note: this book is an adult coloring book only. We recommend you to keep your children away even if they think the designs are adorable.

Book 50 Shades Of Bullsh t

    Book Details:
  • Author : Alex Fleming
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2016-05-10
  • ISBN : 9782376190011
  • Pages : 60 pages

Download or read book 50 Shades Of Bullsh t written by Alex Fleming and published by . This book was released on 2016-05-10 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This delectable & impolite coloring book is about to become one of your greatest small pleasures. Printed on black paper, it introduces you to a whole new coloring experience. Your designs will look incredibly vibrant and beautiful. And never worry again about coloring outside the lines. It contains humorous and gorgeous one-sided pages with designs varying from minimal to highly detailed where you'll find cute animals, leaves and abstract patterns uniquely articulated around swear words and expressions such as 'Dumbass', 'You're such a dick', and many others. This Delectable Adult Coloring Book Features: Dozens Of Delectable Coloring Pages Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11 Animals, Leaves, Abstract Patterns And Hidden Little Things Includes Digital PDF Version Of The Book Inside Includes A $15 Bonus Inside Some of the words you'll come accross: Dozens Of Delectable Coloring Pages Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11 Animals, Leaves, Abstract Patterns And Hidden Little Things Includes Digital PDF Version Of The Book Inside Includes A $15 Bonus Inside Bitch Face Douche bag Fuck Motherfucker Bastard Screw You You're such a dick! Dumb piece of shit Go to Hell, Bitch! And so many more! Find a cozy corner, pick a saucy word, grab your favorite coloring supplies and enjoy this adult coloring journey.

Book Adult Coloring Books

    Book Details:
  • Author : Adult Coloring Books
  • Publisher : Tip Top Education
  • Release : 2016-06-23
  • ISBN : 9781940282862
  • Pages : 104 pages

Download or read book Adult Coloring Books written by Adult Coloring Books and published by Tip Top Education. This book was released on 2016-06-23 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 45 whimsical high resolution, professionally printed coloring pages--an adult relaxation coloring book. *Beautiful Images--animals, flowers, and gorgeous scenes. *Delightful Drawings--ranging from EASY to VERY complex. *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing

Book Are You a Miserable Old Bastard

Download or read book Are You a Miserable Old Bastard written by Andrew John and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2010-04-01 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you always struggle to see the best in a situation? Does it seem like it's raining both outside and in? If you're blind to the lighter side of life then you're clearly a grump, but don't despair—you're in good company. Are You a Miserable Old Bastard? is an amusing celebration of the grouchiness in life, featuring wittily downbeat sayings from famous grumps including P. J. O'Rourke, Dorothy Parker, Michael Moore, H. L. Mencken, Fran Lebowitz, Winston Churchill, Groucho Marx, and W. C. Fields; pessimistic tales of doom and gloom; advice on ways to spot a naturally grumpy person; fascinating insights into the science of grumpiness; and quotations from literary and fictional gloom-mongers. If you're easily irritated by the annoyances of modern-day living, if it's the little things as well as the big things that drive you crazy, this is definitely the book for you. Topics include: *grumpiness *discontent *moodiness *doom & gloom *pessimism *idiocy *cantankerousness *contempt *loathing

Book Bastard Tongues

Download or read book Bastard Tongues written by Derek Bickerton and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2008-03-04 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why Do Isolated Creole Languages Tend to Have Similar Grammatical Structures? Bastard Tongues is an exciting, firsthand story of scientific discovery in an area of research close to the heart of what it means to be human—what language is, how it works, and how it passes from generation to generation, even where historical accidents have made normal transmission almost impossible. The story focuses on languages so low in the pecking order that many people don't regard them as languages at all—Creole languages spoken by descendants of slaves and indentured laborers in plantation colonies all over the world. The story is told by Derek Bickerton, who has spent more than thirty years researching these languages on four continents and developing a controversial theory that explains why they are so similar to one another. A published novelist, Bickerton (once described as "part scholar, part swashbuckling man of action") does not present his findings in the usual dry academic manner. Instead, you become a companion on his journey of discovery. You learn things as he learned them, share his disappointments and triumphs, explore the exotic locales where he worked, and meet the colorful characters he encountered along the way. The result is a unique blend of memoir, travelogue, history, and linguistics primer, appealing to anyone who has ever wondered how languages grow or what it's like to search the world for new knowledge.

Book Beautiful Bastard

    Book Details:
  • Author : Christina Lauren
  • Publisher : Simon and Schuster
  • Release : 2013-02-12
  • ISBN : 1476730105
  • Pages : 320 pages

Download or read book Beautiful Bastard written by Christina Lauren and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-02-12 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An ambitious intern. A perfectionist executive. And a whole lot of name calling. Discover the story that garnered more than two million reads online. Whip-smart, hardworking, and on her way to an MBA, Chloe Mills has only one problem: her boss, Bennett Ryan. He’s exacting, blunt, inconsiderate—and completely irresistible. A Beautiful Bastard. Bennett has returned to Chicago from France to take a vital role in his family’s massive media business. He never expected that the assistant who’d been helping him from abroad was the gorgeous, innocently provocative—completely infuriating—creature he now has to see every day. Despite the rumors, he’s never been one for a workplace hookup. But Chloe’s so tempting he’s willing to bend the rules—or outright smash them—if it means he can have her. All over the office. As their appetites for one another increase to a breaking point, Bennett and Chloe must decide exactly what they’re willing to lose in order to win each other. Originally only available online as The Office by tby789—and garnering over 2 million reads on fanfiction sites—Beautiful Bastard has been extensively updated for re-release.

Book Bad Words from Around the World

    Book Details:
  • Author : Christine Rai
  • Publisher : Weekend Squad Incorporated
  • Release : 2016-10-04
  • ISBN : 9780998104706
  • Pages : pages

Download or read book Bad Words from Around the World written by Christine Rai and published by Weekend Squad Incorporated. This book was released on 2016-10-04 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first words you learn from a new language are the bad ones, I'll help you embrace that curiosity with 38 bad words from around the world! Here's a collection of 38 swear words I drew from 33 languages and cultures, including my own. Learn how to say: Bitch in 4 languages Fuck in 7 languages Damn in 3 languages Fuck off in 3 languages Dummy/idiot in 7 languages And learn some words that aren't easy to directly translate like: The German word backpfeifengesicht. It means a face badly in need of a fist. And the Amharic word silbabot. This literally translates to "you are the fatty layer on my warm milk" but it has the same application as calling someone a nuisance. What's Inside: Printed Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11 single sided page includes design and the word definition, pronunciation, language, and country of origin for each word or phrase 3 test pages Easy, moderate, and complex designs. Some you can complete in one sitting and others you can come back to. Tired of mandalas? Don't have to patience to color in a bunch of tiny designs? I got you, the book features 38 varying designs that range in complexity so you can color some of these in one sitting and come back to others. Bad Words from around the world is the perfect way to learn some new stuff and unwind. Are you trying to find an unique novelty gift for your best friend? Someone you know going off to study abroad? Need a present for literally any occasion (maybe not a 5th birthday party, but who am I to judge)? This is perfect. I'm all about equal opportunity insults so I curated this to only include words that can be used on anyone; nothing racist, homophobic, or misogynistic. Millions of kids around the world can't read or write any words including these bad ones, so a part of every book purchased will go to support a classroom in an underserved community. I hope this book puts a smile on your face, teaches you something, inspires you, or helps you express some of your creativity. Start your journey around the world here! As seen in Bustle and the Daily Dot! Check us out on weekendsquad.com CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. TAGS: coloring book, colouring book, adult coloring book, adult colouring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, leafy animals coloring book, bad words from around the world, bad words

Book F ck Off  I m Coloring  Swear Word Coloring Book

Download or read book F ck Off I m Coloring Swear Word Coloring Book written by Swear Word Adult Coloring Book and published by Charles Foster Art. This book was released on 2017-10-12 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This beautiful coloring book features 40 creative and intricate designs with classic and wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life. TAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, james alexander, christmas swear word coloring book swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book, jade summer, swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book

Book Between the Bridge and the River

Download or read book Between the Bridge and the River written by Craig Ferguson and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2007-03-15 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two childhood friends from Scotland and two illegitimate half-brothers from the south suffer and enjoy all manner of bizarre adventures that are somehow interconnected.

Book I Know This Much Is True

    Book Details:
  • Author : Wally Lamb
  • Publisher : Cambridge University Press
  • Release : 1998-06-03
  • ISBN : 9780060391621
  • Pages : 884 pages

Download or read book I Know This Much Is True written by Wally Lamb and published by Cambridge University Press. This book was released on 1998-06-03 with total page 884 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With his stunning debut novel, She's Come Undone, Wally Lamb won the adulation of critics and readers with his mesmerizing tale of one woman's painful yet triumphant journey of self-discovery. Now, this brilliantly talented writer returns with I Know This Much Is True, a heartbreaking and poignant multigenerational saga of the reproductive bonds of destruction and the powerful force of forgiveness. A masterpiece that breathtakingly tells a story of alienation and connection, power and abuse, devastation and renewal--this novel is a contemporary retelling of an ancient Hindu myth. A proud king must confront his demons to achieve salvation. Change yourself, the myth instructs, and you will inhabit a renovated world. When you're the same brother of a schizophrenic identical twin, the tricky thing about saving yourself is the blood it leaves on your bands--the little inconvenience of the look-alike corpse at your feet. And if you're into both survival of the fittest and being your brother's keeper--if you've promised your dying mother--then say so long to sleep and hello to the middle of the night. Grab a book or a beer. Get used to Letterman's gap-toothed smile of the absurd, or the view of the bedroom ceiling, or the influence of random selection. Take it from a godless insomniac. Take it from the uncrazy twin--the guy who beat the biochemical rap. Dominick Birdsey's entire life has been compromised and constricted by anger and fear, by the paranoid schizophrenic twin brother he both deeply loves and resents, and by the past they shared with their adoptive father, Ray, a spit-and-polish ex-Navy man (the five-foot-six-inch sleeping giant who snoozed upstairs weekdays in the spare room and built submarines at night), and their long-suffering mother, Concettina, a timid woman with a harelip that made her shy and self-conscious: She holds a loose fist to her face to cover her defective mouth--her perpetual apology to the world for a birth defect over which she'd had no control. Born in the waning moments of 1949 and the opening minutes of 1950, the twins are physical mirror images who grow into separate yet connected entities: the seemingly strong and protective yet fearful Dominick, his mother's watchful "monkey"; and the seemingly weak and sweet yet noble Thomas, his mother's gentle "bunny." From childhood, Dominick fights for both separation and wholeness--and ultimately self-protection--in a house of fear dominated by Ray, a bully who abuses his power over these stepsons whose biological father is a mystery. I was still afraid of his anger but saw how he punished weakness--pounced on it. Out of self-preservation I hid my fear, Dominick confesses. As for Thomas, he just never knew how to play defense. He just didn't get it. But Dominick's talent for survival comes at an enormous cost, including the breakup of his marriage to the warm, beautiful Dessa, whom he still loves. And it will be put to the ultimate test when Thomas, a Bible-spouting zealot, commits an unthinkable act that threatens the tenuous balance of both his and Dominick's lives. To save himself, Dominick must confront not only the pain of his past but the dark secrets he has locked deep within himself, and the sins of his ancestors--a quest that will lead him beyond the confines of his blue-collar New England town to the volcanic foothills of Sicily 's Mount Etna, where his ambitious and vengefully proud grandfather and a namesake Domenico Tempesta, the sostegno del famiglia, was born. Each of the stories Ma told us about Papa reinforced the message that he was the boss, that he ruled the roost, that what he said went. Searching for answers, Dominick turns to the whispers of the dead, to the pages of his grandfather's handwritten memoir, The History of Domenico Onofrio Tempesta, a Great Man from Humble Beginnings. Rendered with touches of magic realism, Domenico's fablelike tale--in which monkeys enchant and religious statues weep--becomes the old man's confession--an unwitting legacy of contrition that reveals the truth's of Domenico's life, Dominick learns that power, wrongly used, defeats the oppressor as well as the oppressed, and now, picking through the humble shards of his deconstructed life, he will search for the courage and love to forgive, to expiate his and his ancestors' transgressions, and finally to rebuild himself beyond the haunted shadow of his twin. Set against the vivid panoply of twentieth-century America and filled with richly drawn, memorable characters, this deeply moving and thoroughly satisfying novel brings to light humanity's deepest needs and fears, our aloneness, our desire for love and acceptance, our struggle to survive at all costs. Joyous, mystical, and exquisitely written, I Know This Much Is True is an extraordinary reading experience that will leave no reader untouched.

Book I Love Jesus  But I Want to Die

Download or read book I Love Jesus But I Want to Die written by Sarah J. Robinson and published by WaterBrook. This book was released on 2021-05-11 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compassionate, shame-free guide for your darkest days “A one-of-a-kind book . . . to read for yourself or give to a struggling friend or loved one without the fear that depression and suicidal thoughts will be minimized, medicalized or over-spiritualized.”—Kay Warren, cofounder of Saddleback Church What happens when loving Jesus doesn’t cure you of depression, anxiety, or suicidal thoughts? You might be crushed by shame over your mental illness, only to be told by well-meaning Christians to “choose joy” and “pray more.” So you beg God to take away the pain, but nothing eases the ache inside. As darkness lingers and color drains from your world, you’re left wondering if God has abandoned you. You just want a way out. But there’s hope. In I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die, Sarah J. Robinson offers a healthy, practical, and shame-free guide for Christians struggling with mental illness. With unflinching honesty, Sarah shares her story of battling depression and fighting to stay alive despite toxic theology that made her afraid to seek help outside the church. Pairing her own story with scriptural insights, mental health research, and simple practices, Sarah helps you reconnect with the God who is present in our deepest anguish and discover that you are worth everything it takes to get better. Beautifully written and full of hard-won wisdom, I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die offers a path toward a rich, hope-filled life in Christ, even when healing doesn’t look like what you expect.

Book Release Your Anger  Midnight Edition

    Book Details:
  • Author : James Alexander
  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Release : 2016-04-12
  • ISBN : 9781532700002
  • Pages : 0 pages

Download or read book Release Your Anger Midnight Edition written by James Alexander and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-04-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get the entire collection at swearybook.com: * Release Your Anger * Memos to Shitty People * Shit Happens! * Fuck Off, I'm Coloring The book that started it all! A global bestseller, this beautiful coloring book features 40 creative and intricate designs with classic and wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life. Each single-sided page includes such agression-relieving words as 'Shitballs', 'Twat Waffle' and 'Asshat' laid over therapeutic, mandala and nature inspired patterns. The #1 Gag Gift for Friends with a Sense of Humor! Introducing the world's first swear word coloring book printed on black paper. You've never experienced anything like this before. This bestselling adult coloring book features 40 classic swear words. Using this beautiful midnight edition will make your designs vibrant with color. Never again worry about coloring inside the lines... let the black paper take care of it! Unwind and relax with this beautiful coloring book... let your steam loose! What's Inside * 40 Classic Swear Words to Color (see list below) * Beautiful Abstract Designs with Intricate Details * Each Swear Word Is Printed on Black Paper * Includes Free PDF Bonus Inside! Sometimes, you just need to SWEAR at someone... List of Words * Bullshit * Fuck * Piss Off * Asshole * Bitch * Slut * Whore * Cunt * Bastard * Douche * Shit * Damn * Shitballs * Sugartits * Twat Waffle * Baggy Vag * Piss Flaps * Bollocks * Crap * Fuckwit * Fucktard * Dipshit * Shit-a-brick * Wanker * Beaver Dam * Cum Guzzler * Cuntcake * Asshat * Gutter Slut * Skank * Prick * Slutbag * Moron * Fuck Off * Idiot * Twunt * Dickhead * Cockbag * Fucknugget * Cunt Muffin Join the foulmouthed masses and unwind with Release Your Anger. Color designs featuring both classic swear words like "Bullshit" and more creative ones like "Cum Guzzler". Each page is designed with beautiful patterns, swirls, paisleys, mandalas, flowers, and leaves... color away while letting the steam out. Simply sit back, relax, and choose the swear word that connects with you. Then color in the swear word with your choice of color pencil, pen, marker, and/or crayon. Enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this brilliant anti-stress therapy, also the perfect gag-gift! This beautiful coloring book features: * 40 Classic and Angry Swear Words to Color * Beautiful Designs with Intricate Details * Designs Printed on Black Paper * 40 Single-Sided Pages at 8.5 x 11" * Includes Digital PDF Bonus Inside the Book Order now and get started. Your inner peace is waiting, and it has some choice words for you. Preview the book at swearybook.com/midnight TAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, james alexander, donald trump, hillary clinton, christmas swear word coloring book

Book Anna and the French Kiss

Download or read book Anna and the French Kiss written by Stephanie Perkins and published by Usborne Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2013-12-16 with total page 346 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Anna had everything figured out – she was about to start senior year with her best friend, she had a great weekend job and her huge work crush looked as if it might finally be going somewhere... Until her dad decides to send her 4383 miles away to Paris. On her own. But despite not speaking a word of French, Anna finds herself making new friends, including Étienne St. Clair, the smart, beautiful boy from the floor above. But he's taken – and Anna might be too. Will a year of romantic near-misses end with the French kiss she's been waiting for?

Book Wytches Vol  1

Download or read book Wytches Vol 1 written by Scott Snyder and published by Image Comics. This book was released on 2015-06-24 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "It's fabulous. A triumph." -Stephen King"The most terrifying comic you've ever read." -MTV NewsWhen the Rooks family moves to the remote town of Litchfield, NH to escape a haunting trauma, they're hopeful about starting over. But something evil is waiting for them in the woods just beyond town. Watching from the trees. Ancient...and hungry. Collects WYTCHES #1-6.More praise for WYTCHES:"Dark and brutal, Wytches are like nothing horror fans have ever seen" -USA Today"In Wytches, the Image Comics series Snyder co-created with the superstar art team of Jock and Matt Hollingsworth, the writer isn't just completely reinventing witches--through the story of the Rook family's dealings with the titular monsters, he's diving deep into very real fears about being a parent, and the ugliness that hides in all of us." -Entertainment Weekly"An awesome and at times terrifying tale." -IGN"A great read.... the art is outstanding and certain panels may give you nightmares." -iO9"If you read the first 4 pages of WYTCHES, there's no turning back. Scary as fuck and impossible to put down. Bravo." -Joe Hill, Locke & Key"Monumental." -Bloody Disgusting"Snyder has tackled horror before, but Wytches sets out to be an entirely new level of scary. Aside from the fact that the monsters in the book are terrifying (artist Jock has done an amazing job realizing the creatures), Snyder's vision of witchcraft is as much about the deepest fears parents face as it is about spooky monsters in the woods." -Complex Magazine

Book Sex Position Coloring Book

    Book Details:
  • Author : Editors of Hollan Publishing
  • Publisher : Simon and Schuster
  • Release : 2013-12-03
  • ISBN : 1612432468
  • Pages : 111 pages

Download or read book Sex Position Coloring Book written by Editors of Hollan Publishing and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-12-03 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This is a very funny coloring book. I love how graphic [it is.]" —Chelsea Handler SEX IS FUN! COLORING IS FUN! NOW, COLORING SEX IS FUN!!! Thanks to this first-ever interactive intercourse guide, you and your lover can explore exciting new sex positions in an enjoyable, approachable and brightly colored way. Just be sure to stay inside the lines as you learn to be creative between the sheets. Perfect as a bachelorette, wedding shower or birthday gift, Sex Position Coloring Book is as hilariously playful as it is anatomically accurate. With 101 ready-to-color outlines of couples in real sex positions, this is the silliest yet most informative sex book a man and a woman and a box of crayons have ever shared.