Download or read book Bart Can t Wait to Fart written by Reed Robbins and published by . This book was released on 2016-06-25 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bart can't wait to Fart! And that's not good news for the innocent people who are unlucky enough to be around when he plays his tushy tuba or drops a booty bomb! Whether at work, on a date, visiting a public pool or just generally terrorizing the public at large, Bart takes great pride and pleasure in showing off his works of (f)art! Butt, things soon get out of hand when Bart realizes the awesome power of his 'poofs' and goes to the dark side... Will the world powers give in to Bart's outrageous demands or will Bart follow through with his evil plan to take over the world with his 'Thunder from down under'? With its clever and outlandish rhyming text, this explosive story will have you and your young-uns on the edge of your (toilet) seat!
Download or read book Bart s Fart written by Susan Rutherford and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-05-30 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the story of Bart, a boy who just can't fart. Follow Bart on his humorous quest to become a big time farter. Laugh out loud at his trials and tribulations. If you like Jason Hall books. You will love this book.
Download or read book Naughty Bart and His GIANT FART written by Joe Novella and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-07 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Naughty Bart decides to 'wag' school one day to sit at home playing video games and eat junk food. So much gas builds up in his guts from sitting around doing nothing that a giant fart explodes out of his bum that rockets him out the window of his house, over the fence, to crash land on his neighbour's outdoor dunny. Neighbour Wally is not too impressed, and neither is his wife Kate, who threatens to tell Bart's parents if he doesn't get himself off to school. So off Bart trots off to school where his teacher Ms Wesson makes him sit in class while the other kids play, to teach Bart that wagging school is not such a great idea. With 28 pages full of full-colour illustrations, Naughty Bart and his GIANT FART is sure to be a hit with children everywhere, after all, what kid doesn't laugh at farts.
Download or read book Bart the Fart written by Scott Gallagher and published by . This book was released on 2021-10-18 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fart has to find the perfect bottom to live in, and it seems to Bart that everyone except him has found their own cheeky chum. On the advice of Lord Fart, Bart sets out on an important quest. Will he find the perfect rump to trump from, or is he destined to be a solitary stink? This hilarious tale will leave children laughing so hard, don't be surprised if something pops out! Full of rude noises, noxious smells and every type of rear imaginable, Scott Gallagher brings a brilliant array of bottom burps to life in this fabulous story. One thing's for sure; add Bart the Lonely Fart to your reading list, and bedtime will be anything but boring!
Download or read book Man from Montana written by Brenda Mott and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2011-10-17 with total page 233 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tragedy strikes without warning. Just like love. Nothing, not even the beauty of Montana’s big-sky country, can make up for the one reckless mistake Derrick made twelve years ago. And so he buries himself in raising his son, his only outlet the poignant country songs he writes and plays at the local bar. Until he meets Kara Tillman. Widowed at just twentynine and caring for her mother-in-law, Kara teaches him that grief doesn’t have to be all-consuming. That tragedy can be overcome and wounds healed. That life is about risk…and happiness is worth the stakes. Too bad Kara hasn’t learned that lesson herself. So maybe it’s time for the pupil to become the teacher. Or, in this case, the sexy country singer to show the young widow that love can strike the same person twice.
Download or read book Bart Stop the Farts written by Nirit Littaney and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-05-26 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Phew Wee! What's that smell? It might just be Bart; the silly little boy who thinks tooting around other people is a funny joke. No matter where he goes or whom he's with, Bart farts way too often to handle. With no end to his stinky antics in sight, his parents try to carry on with their lives. Little do they know, a special outing is just what Bart needs to learn a very important lesson about respect and good behavior. This light-hearted children's bedtime story is a great picture book for kids ages 3-8. Early readers will love the silly story and colorful pictures, while parents will appreciate the hidden lesson inside.
Download or read book 37 Cents a Fart and other Infamous Animal Stories written by Henry Harvey and published by Schiffer + ORM. This book was released on 2012-03-15 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: True, entertaining stories about real animals accompanied by 60 charming illustrations 40+ vignettes about charismatic, humorous, and genius members of the animal kingdom A page turner with funny (sometimes adult funny) twists
Download or read book How Do You Light a Fart written by Bobby Mercer and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-04-18 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fireworks and grenades. Grills and campfires. Burps and farts. Men get a kick out of things that go boom, things that cook with fire, and all forms of bodily gas. What they might not know is that science is what makes it all happen. This book answers all the questions guys have about their favorite topics, such as: How do you make a Lifesaver spark? How do you hotwire a car? Why do kegs float? What is PMS? Why doesn't a cell phone work in metal buildings? Serious science mixed with outrageous humor, this book promises guys the need-to-know info on sports, cars, technology, women, bodily functions, food, and more!
Download or read book The History of Farting written by Benjamin Bart and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2013-04-26 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book book encompasses all aspects of the history of farting, from the place of farts in culture through the ages to an A-Z of classic farts.
Download or read book The CoolKids written by Ramsey Dean and published by Ramsey Dean. This book was released on 2001-04-04 with total page 127 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An overly idealistic hardcore straight-edge vegan high school senior tries to hold his trendy clique together as graduation threatens to tear them and everything they stand for apart.
Download or read book Beauty and the Bull Rider written by Victoria Vane and published by Lyrical Shine. This book was released on 2016-03-15 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Beauty Wants A Baby Championship bull breeder and former Texas beauty queen Delaney McCall was having a heck of a time finding a daddy for the baby she craved. A failed marriage left her with no desire for another husband, but finding the right stud to satisfy her needs presents a bigger problem that she could have imagined. And The Bullrider Wants Beauty After hanging up his spurs, bull rider Zac McDaniel wants nothing more than to fulfill Delaney's dream of having a family. After all, his best friend's ex has been his fantasy for years. Zac, however, has no desire to be seen as just a means to an end. And when Zac insists on doing things the "old fashioned" way, their passion explodes like a bull out of the chute… Some Bucking Is Bound To Happen While insisting it's all just a passing fancy, the more Delaney sees the softer side of the rough and tumble cowboy, the harder it is to keep her emotions corraled. Zac, meanwhile, is more determined than ever to prove he's what she really needs, and will do whatever it takes to tear down the mile high fence around her heart… Praise for Victoria Vane "Erotic and sexy." --Library Journal on the Devil DeVere series "For erotic passion and one-liners, the first book in Vane's new series will satisfy...Vane's latest gets a big yee-haw." --RT Book Reviews on Slow Hand
Download or read book The Source of the Song written by Mark Williams and published by Victoria University Press. This book was released on 1995 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Writers ... affected by Catholicism ... explore the meaning of that legacy in their lives and its effects on their writing"--Back cover.
Download or read book Sky Over El Nido written by C. M. Mayo and published by University of Georgia Press. This book was released on 1999-04-01 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Mother rescued the three zebras that escaped from the London zoo”--so begins the first story in this whirlwind collection by C. M. Mayo. Though Mayo’s characters ricochet around the globe in search of diversion, money, enlightenment, cachet, and escape, she sets many of the stories in Sky Over El Nido in Mexico. This is not the gringo’s Mexico of margaritas, mariachis, and inscrutable house servants, but a fin-de-siècle world where a Mexican boy who guards tourists’ cars for small change wears a T-shirt that says “Six Flags Over Georgia.” Mayo’s strangely beautiful yet disturbing stories reveal characters who envision the solutions to their lives in a world where nothing is stable, nothing can be nailed down, and we are all suddenly, dizzyingly faced with sharing the same pitiless sky.
Download or read book The Road Home written by C.A. Portnellus and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2015-08-21 with total page 653 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The sound was deafening. Rolling thunder shook the very ground he stood upon and then collapsed, sending him flying. Clouds of smoke and debris shrouded him for a time, and then there he was, as if the clouds parted and the very light of heaven shone upon him. He was dead. Screaming demons of war fought with the angels of peace for his soul, clawing and pulling at him. Elise Boulanger of Baton Rouge Louisiana awakens from a hellish and vivid dreamStaff Sergeant Barton Barre is dead! He is blown up on the battlefield somewhere in Europe. She believes her beloved pen-pal is lost to her, any chance of further friendship or romance is gone. For a time, she silently suffers the reoccurring nightmares, reluctant to confess to her family that the dreams could be real. On the night of her debutante ball, Elise discovers the truth. She then bravely continues her life wearing the cloak of jeu desprit and a fake smile as if nothing has happened. In this generational saga, families and friends re-unite in the final days of World War II and beyond. This story captures the hearts of a courageous reluctant hero and a resilient lovely teen, transforming them while they both fatefully seek to attain their dreams.
Download or read book Wolf No Wolf written by Peter Bowen and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2012-03-13 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A half-Indian, half-French deputy with “a shrewd mind and wry sense of humor” investigates a case of homicide on the range (The New York Times Book Review). Two men have been cutting fences at the ranches of Toussaint, Montana, loosing thousands of dollars’ worth of cattle to use as target practice for their .22 rifles. Are they thieves? Pranksters? Local cattle inspector and sometime deputy Gabriel Du Pré guesses they’re environmentalists, agitating for the reintroduction of native wolves to Montana’s high plains. Du Pré knows the perpetrators are trying to send a message to the ranchers of eastern Montana—he also has a hunch they’re already dead. When the activists are indeed found shot to death, Du Pré must figure out who used them for target practice. The FBI descends, but their agents are as clueless in this territory as the hapless victims were. Clearly, one of Toussaint’s citizens committed this crime, killing to protect the traditional way of ranching life, a loyalty Du Pré shares. But if anyone’s going to arrest his people, it will be the cattle inspector himself . . . Wolf, No Wolf is the third in “a wonderfully eclectic and enjoyable series of interest to western crime readers, especially those favoring Montana authors C. J. Box, Craig Johnson, and Keith McCafferty as well as fans of the Hillermans” (Booklist). Wolf, No Wolf is the 3rd book in The Montana Mysteries Featuring Gabriel Du Pré series, but you may enjoy reading the series in any order.
Download or read book Acrobat written by Gonzalo Lira and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2003-05-18 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: They are young, tough and resourceful, and they have been targeted for assassination by the very agency that made them. They are the CIA work-group known as Acrobat, and they are on the run. - Duncan Idaho, the Langley roadrunner who skirts the line between brilliantly daring and foolishly reckless. - Monika Summers, a ray of all-American sunshine, the utility player who can do it all, and does it exceptionally well. - Tobey Jansen, the nerdy financial genius trapped in the body of a punk-rocking anarchist. - Ljubica Greene, elegant and beautiful, the shopper who can score high caliber firearms or bogus walking papers as easily as shopping at Neiman Marcus. - Russell Orr, the six-foot-four strategic planner who knows how to keep his options open. What did Acrobat see in their time at Langley? What secrets did they uncover? How long will they last on the run? And most important of all, when will they realize that one of their own has betrayed them? From a blazing firefight in the bowels of Times Square, to a whisper campaign in the quiet hallways of Langley; from the political minefield of a White House briefing room, to a nightmarish chase down a lonely country road--Acrobat redefines the espionage thriller.
Download or read book Before I Sleep written by Diana Smith Dyer and published by . This book was released on 1958 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
