Download or read book Boomer Humor written by Glen Warner and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious collection of jokes is written especially for all those Baby Boomers fast approaching their senior years. These jokes will keep you laughing for hours, that is, if you can remember where you put your reading glasses! * Sam, Joe and Ben, three boomers, go out for a walk. Sam says, ''Windy, isn?t it?'' Joe says, ''No, it's Thursday.'' Ben says, ''So am I, let?s go for a drink.'' * New pick up line: Do I come here often? * Betty and her husband Bob have been married for 30 years. On their 55th birthdays, a fairy appears before them and grants them each one wish. Betty says, ''I'd like to spend a month in Hawaii.'' POOF! Two tickets to Maui appear in her hands. Bob says, ''I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me.'' POOF! He is suddenly 85.

Download or read book OK Boomer written by Lisa Beth Johnson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-09-08 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jokes for (and about) every generation, from boomers to zoomers. Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar…and then things get tense. Fortunately, nothing can defuse tension like humor, and this book is packed with age (in)appropriate jokes for every generational stereotype. The old have been complaining about the young—and vice versa—for centuries. Whether you need a zinger for your cranky grandfather, a one-liner for your out-of-touch aunt, or a snarky comeback for a clueless millennial, OK, Boomer has it all. Enjoy . . . Jokes (How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb? Three: one to do it, and another two to talk about how much better the old one was) Riddles (Q: Why do boomers always pay with an exact amount? A: Because they’re afraid of change) Boomer Band/Millennial Mash-ups (James Taylor Swift, Fleetwood Macklemore, Steve Miller Band of Horses) Lists (Things that Still Exist Only Because of Boomers)

Download or read book BABY BOOMER HUMOR written by S. G. Soto and published by Outskirts Press. This book was released on 2016-12-12 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As I have sat in my office solving my company's procurement woes, vendors, friends and colleagues would fax me jokes and funny stories. At first, I would read them and toss. Quickly, I decided they were too funny to throw away, so I started a file and have kept them all these years and have now felt that this is the time to share them with others of my age group. I think you will enjoy reading and sharing these lost gems as much as I have. - S. G. Soto

Download or read book Boomer Humor written by Ed Fischer and published by Adventure Publications. This book was released on 2014-02-11 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It aches. It pains. It's getting old, and it's funny - from a certain perspective. Ed Fischer knows that only a person who's had a life of hard knocks can appreciate the sunny side of it all, and that's the reason for this book. Give someone a humor boost with hilarious cartoons, inspirational messages and a little trivia.

Download or read book Boomerang Baby Boomer Humor From Today s Perspective written by Paul Bourassa and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-30 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There's plenty of humor in what the Baby Boom generation's up to now. With a style reminiscent of Andy Rooney and Garrison Keillor, these "Musings" portray a lighthearted view of us now, with a sense of our Boomer roots. Using personal experiences, stories, and a slightly off-beat perspective, the goal is to chronicle the current Boomer Generation in a way that's engaging, humorous and uplifting.With titles like:Marty the Ant StomperThe Alley KingdomI'd Rather Have the Shingles on My RoofSex - The Revolution: We Started It! - Who Won?Catharsis - GesundheitFood and the Shoes I Would Rather Eat The Mouseketeers of Now - andThe Love Letteryou'll discover the focus isn't solely on at the past, since there's no threat that the history or lore of the Boomer Generation will ever disappear. Though, as paintings exposed to time and the elements, there's a danger the vivid colors have faded. This book emphasizes a unique approach, by looking at what's going on with this generation is now. We've never lost the ability to paint the world our way. Still, as we've traveled down our life paths, so much has gotten in the way of the expression of our Boomerism. Is there still time for it to return? In reading these musings, you'll discover that it can come back. Like a good Boomerang.

Download or read book Boomer Humor written by Glen Warner and published by . This book was released on 2011-06-09 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious collection of jokes is written especially for all those Baby Boomers fast approaching their senior years. These jokes will keep you laughing for hours, that is, if you can remember where you put your reading glasses! * Sam, Joe and Ben, three boomers, go out for a walk. Sam says, ''Windy, isn't it?'' Joe says, ''No, it's Thursday.'' Ben says, ''So am I, let's go for a drink.'' * New pick up line: Do I come here often? * Betty and her husband Bob have been married for 30 years. On their 55th birthdays, a fairy appears before them and grants them each one wish. Betty says, ''I'd like to spend a month in Hawaii.'' POOF! Two tickets to Maui appear in her hands. Bob says, ''I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me.'' POOF! He is suddenly 85.

Download or read book Humor for a Boomer s Heart written by Howard Books and published by Howard Books. This book was released on 2008-10-07 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ninth book in the bestselling Humor for the Heart series, Humor for a Boomer's Heart is a collection of fifty original stories that take a humorous look at the ups and downs of all things boomer. The boomer market, one of the largest demographics in this country, is known for facing their advancing years head on with creativity, energy, innovation, and most of all, humor. Humor for a Boomer's Heart brings together fifty short, Chicken Soup-style stories, and perfect for brief readings anytime a lift is needed. Each entry is illustrated with hilarious cartoons that make the story even funnier. Baby boomers experience life as no other generation in our country's history: they are informed, enthusiastic, ready to beat the odds, and they love to laugh. These uplifting pages provide opportunities to laugh at life and inspire readers to enjoy each day to the fullest. Navigating through mid-life is an adventure that baby boomers are tackling with finesse, and Humor for a Boomer's Heart makes the perfect gift for any boomer who could use a little rest, relaxation, and refreshment.

Download or read book Baby Boomer Humor written by Richard J. Parise and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11-06 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Baby Boomer Humor is a bundle of five books by R. J. Parise. The titles include, Thoughts at Three, Five and Seven, Dietina's Diary, Friending Charlie Daniels, Facebook Zombies, and Hemingway House.

Download or read book Nobody Told Me written by Linda M. Penn and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-07 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A light-hearted look at the things, good and not-so-good, that happen to us as we age. Are we Seniors (well, we're not in high school) or Baby Boomers? How do we cut our toenails if we can't reach them? What do we do about our gray hair and those wrinkles? Nobody told us or maybe we just didn't listen because we never thought it would happen to us! In Nobody Told Me!, you'll find 30 days' worth of humorous and constructive information about aging. And, maybe a smile or two!

Download or read book Humor for Boomers written by and published by Hallmark Gift Books. This book was released on 2012-06-30 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Modern Bs written by Tom Balunis and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-11-24 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Modern BS is a collection of humorous rants and satirical essays on the absurdities of modern life as seen through the eyes of aging baby boomer, Tom Balunis. Through witty observations and sardonic humor, Modern BS opines on numerous topics such as technology, language, fashion, tattoos, driving, shopping, and entertainment.

Download or read book The Baby Boom written by P. J. O'Rourke and published by Grove/Atlantic, Inc.. This book was released on 2014-01-07 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A portrait of the baby boom generation celebrates the bad trips, questionable politics, and outrageous styles of the author and his generation while analyzing how the boom shaped contemporary America.

Download or read book Baby Boomers Funny But True Stories written by a. j. Lombardi and published by . This book was released on 2019-02-25 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Very funny stories about growing up in the baby boomer generation. Spoof commentaries on all the old time T.V. shows like Dragnet, Bonanza, The rifleman, Zorro and many more. Also includes the very funny first edition spoof baby boomer newspaper.

Download or read book OK Boomer written by Lisa Beth Johnson and published by Portable Press. This book was released on 2020-09-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Prepare for your next family reunion with jokes that give a good-natured ribbing to people of every generation. You’ll be ready to face the horde at your next family get-together with this collection of age (in)appropriate jokes aimed at people of every generation. Whether you need a zinger for your cranky grandfather, a one-liner for your out-of-touch aunt, or a snarky comeback for a clueless millennial, OK, Boomer has what you need. This collection of all-new material includes jokes such as... How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb? Three: one to do it, and another two to talk about how much better the old one was. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to make an Instagram story of it, did it even happen? Boomer Band/Millennial Mash-ups: James Taylor Swift, Fleetwood Macklemore, Steve Miller Band of Horses.

Download or read book Musings of a Baby Boomer written by Kay Hoflander and published by . This book was released on 2022-04-12 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join Kay Hoflander on an honest, humorous, and refreshing look back on the experiences of a unique generation and the challenges of aging digital. This humorous and whimsical approach brings to mind the writings of Erma Bombeck. Musings of a Baby Boomer: Beyond X, Y, Z is a collection of selected shorts from Hoflander's weekly newspaper column "Full Circle," featuring sometimes funny and sometimes philosophical stories with a continuous theme: the reluctant, but generally happy, aging of the Baby Boomer generation. In this collection, Hoflander tells stories about everything from frogs taking over her pond to her grandchildren's Harry Potter obsession. She reflects on the simpler times of her childhood and addresses present-day changes to which, as a baby boomer, she adapts: memory loss, evolving technology, and politics. Through it all, she uses humor and wit to remind readers not to take life too seriously--and to focus on the things that really matter.

Download or read book I Speak Cursive Like a Baby Boomer written by J. Michael Krivyanski and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-09-17 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The older we Baby Boomers get; the more we appreciate being a Baby Boomer. The world of today may never know the real value of a mood ring or pet rock. The modern generation may never appreciate the profound fashion statement made by wearing a leisure suit, bell bottom pants or having the disco look. Some schools no longer teach children how to write cursive. It will soon be our secret code unable to be deciphered by the younger generations. Baby Boomers should never be afraid to tell the younger generation exactly what we think of them. We just have to make sure we write it down in cursive for them to read.

Download or read book The Longer You Live the Older You Get written by J. Michael Krivyanski and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-11-06 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Baby Boomers experienced a world growing up that is very different from the one we live in today. Some say it's better, and some say it's worse. We can all agree it's very different. These are humor columns about being a Baby Boomer. Baby Boomers came of age in a time when there were water fountains instead of hydration stations. Our childhood was filled with playing outside. When we were forced to stay inside it was tantamount to being punished. We spoke to people in person and understood body language. There was no cyber world. We all had to learn how to deal with reality. There were no computer games. There were pick-up sports based on who had a baseball, football, basketball or other sports equipment. Playing a game depended on if the sports equipment owners were willing to share. Card games were played with real cards. We camped out without adults, went on bike hikes, swam in creeks and more. Now we're middle age or older. Our bodies are changing, and the world around us continues to make less and less sense. This book is about the many common things experienced by Baby Boomers. Just like the song from the group "The Who", I'm "Talkin' 'bout my generation.