Download or read book 500 More All Time Funniest Golf Jokes Stories Fairway Wisdom written by Ron Stewart and published by Acadia Scale Press. This book was released on 1997-12 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Another 500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes Stories Fairway Wisdom written by Sheila Stewart and published by Acadia Scale Press. This book was released on 1999-03 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the links to the locker room, the Stewarts provides another round of great golfing stories, jokes and tidbits.
Download or read book 500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes Stories Fairway Wisdom written by Sheila Stewart and published by Acadia Scale Press. This book was released on 2001-03 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book 500 All Time Funniest Jokes Stories about Sex written by Ron A. Sheila and published by Acadia Scale Press. This book was released on 2002 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this humorous look at sex, the authors have tried not to be offensive.
Download or read book 500 All Time Funniest Jokes Stories About Gambling written by Sheila A. Stewart and published by Acadia Scale Press. This book was released on 2003-08 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a humorous look at winning and losing at gambling.
Download or read book Dogs Clouds Love Life written by Sheila A. Stewart and published by Acadia Scale Press. This book was released on 1998 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A sometimes humorous, sometimes serious, and sometimes sentimental look at life through poetry.
Download or read book 1000 Best Golf Jokes and Stories written by Ron Stewart and published by Acadia Scales Press. This book was released on 2009-04 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Stewarts present a collection of the best golf jokes, stories, and fairway wisdom.
Download or read book Golf Wisdom and Humor All In One written by Desi Northup and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2013-01-01 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A COLLECTION of hilarious golf jokes, quips, quotes, one liners, and stories from pros to hackers, duffers and caddies and people that don't even play golf, this book is sure to suit any golfer from tee to green. It is presented in an easy to read format and design with hundreds of illustrations. From a duck hook to slicing a banana off the tee, hacking your way down the fairway or putting your ball back off the green you don't have to wait until the 19th hole to crack a chuckle just to remind golfers, sometimes, not to take the game too seriously. A strategically place joke can make more difference to the game than a dozen mulligan's. There's enough material in this authors 3+ book series to give every golfer the chance to laugh off those double-bogeys and three putts. This Collection of Golf Jokes & Quotes, Fairway Wisdom with Hundreds of Illustrations makes this a perfect gift for all golf fans whether they are players or not. Put away the scorecards and get ready for eighteen holes of laughter from the links, reflections from the back nine and long after you finally make it to the 19th hole. This book is a must for anyone that plays the game, whether they play it well or not.
Download or read book 501 Golf Jokes For Almost All Occassions written by Franklin Dohanyos and published by Kensington Publishing Corp.. This book was released on 2001-02-01 with total page 221 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First Golfer: "Hey, how's your golf game?" Second Golfer: "Not so good. It seems the older I get, the better I used to be!" Whether you're slicing your way through the fairway or chipping up enough dirt to build an in-ground pool, there's nothing like a good golf joke to keep a duffer from taking the game too seriously (you know who you are). This riotous collection contains enough material for you and your fellow golfers to laugh your way to the 19th hole, game after game. Two golfer and their caddies were out on the course one day. By the fifteenth hole one of the golfers had blown so many putts he went berserk. He started swearing out loud, grabbed his putter and, with a mighty toss, threw it at the water hazard forty yards away. One caddy turned to the other and said, "Five bucks says he misses the water!" For anyone with a sense of humor, even those who think that golf and golfers are best left to America's Funniest Home Videos, 501 Golf Jokes will always make a hold-in-one at parties, at the office, at any occasion. Franklin Dohanyos collaborated with Karoyln Grimes on the holiday bestseller Zuzu Bailey's "It's A Wonderful Life" Cookbook and is the editor of The Cats Of Our Lives. He runs his own public relations firm and lives in Royal Oak, Michigan.
Download or read book Golf Jokes and Stories Funny Reflections on Golf written by Team Golfwell and published by Team Golfwell. This book was released on 2021-03-21 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “HILARIOUS! LOVED IT!” “VERY FUNNY FOR GOLFERS - THE SPORT I LOVE!” Team Golfwell created and administers “Golf Jokes and Stories,” a popular Facebook Group that has grown to over 110,000 members in a short time. Some of the selected material is edited for spelling, etc., and some has been left “as is” as we didn’t want to change them. The selected group members' posts, replies, comments, jokes, and stories are amazingly creative and funny. Read on and you will see what we mean…
Download or read book That s a Fact Jack written by Desi Northup and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2013-01-01 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A COLLECTION of hilarious golf jokes, quips, quotes, one liners, and stories from pros to hackers, duffers and caddies and people that don't even play golf, this book is sure to suit any golfer from tee to green. It is presented in an easy to read format and design with hundreds of illustrations. From a duck hook to slicing a banana off the tee, hacking your way down the fairway or putting your ball back off the green you don't have to wait until the 19th hole to crack a chuckle just to remind golfers, sometimes, not to take the game too seriously. A strategically place joke can make more difference to the game than a dozen mulligan's. There's enough material in this authors 3+ book series to give every golfer the chance to laugh off those double-bogeys and three putts. This Collection of Golf Jokes & Quotes, Fairway Wisdom with Hundreds of Illustrations makes this a perfect gift for all golf fans whether they are players or not. Put away the scorecards and get ready for eighteen holes of laughter from the links, reflections from the back nine and long after you finally make it to the 19th hole. This book is a must for anyone that plays the game, whether they play it well or not.
Download or read book World s Greatest Golf Tips Quips Jokes and So for the Average Golfing Joe written by Desi Northup and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-08-06 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Book of golf jokes and golf humor. A COLLECTION of hilarious golf jokes, quips, quotes, one liners, and stories from pros to hackers, duffers and caddies and people that don't even play golf, this book is sure to suit any golfer from tee to green. It is presented in an easy to read format and design with hundreds of illustrations. From a duck hook to slicing a banana off the tee, hacking your way down the fairway or putting your ball back off the green you don't have to wait until the 19th hole to crack a chuckle just to remind golfers, sometimes, not to take the game too seriously. A strategically place joke can make more difference to the game than a dozen mulligan's. There's enough material in this authors 3+ book series to give every golfer the chance to laugh off those double-bogeys and three putts. This Collection of Golf Jokes & Quotes, Fairway Wisdom with Hundreds of Illustrations makes this a perfect gift for all golf fans whether they are players or not. Put away the scorecards and get ready for eighteen holes of laughter from the links, reflections from the back nine and long after you finally make it to the 19th hole. This book is a must for anyone that plays the game, whether they play it well or not.
Download or read book 501 Golf Jokes for almost All Occasions written by Franklin Dohanyos and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First Golfer: "Hey, how's your golf game?" Second Golfer: "Not so good. It seems the older I get, the better I used to be!" Whether you're slicing your way through the fairway or chipping up enough dirt to build an in-ground pool, there's nothing like a good golf joke to keep a duffer from taking the game too seriously (you know who you are). This riotous collection contains enough material for you and your fellow golfers to laugh your way to the 19th hole, game after game. Two golfer and their caddies were out on the course one day. By the fifteenth hole one of the golfers had blown so many putts he went berserk. He started swearing out loud, grabbed his putter and, with a mighty toss, threw it at the water hazard forty yards away. One caddy turned to the other and said, "Five bucks says he misses the water!" For anyone with a sense of humor, even those who think that golf and golfers are best left to America's Funniest Home Videos, 501 Golf Jokes will always make a hold-in-one at parties, at the office, at any occasion. Franklin Dohanyos collaborated with Karoyln Grimes on the holiday bestseller Zuzu Bailey's "It's A Wonderful Life" Cookbook and is the editor of The Cats Of Our Lives. He runs his own public relations firm and lives in Royal Oak, Michigan.
Download or read book Absolutely Hilarious Golf Stories Quotes and More Adult Jokes written by Team Golfwell and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-12-08 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is It Worth Less Than $10 To Chase the Blues Away and Get in a Good Mood? This book is dedicated to those times when life gets too complicated and a good laugh solves it all. A wonderful Treasury of the finest in warmhearted stories, thought provoking and intelligent golf quotes, and a collection of the best adult jokes on golf as well as life in general. This book will make you laugh. A good laugh allows you to refocus. The heartwarming and hilarious stories and jokes will stay with you. Lydia Ko, the Number 1 LPGA golfer finally decided on an Australian caddy, Jason Hamilton, because he's, of course, an excellent caddy, but he also tells her a joke or two after she hits a bad shot to help her relax and refocus. Also, makes a great gift for any golfer and he'll remember you for the laughs it brings. Or read it yourself and pass it on to friends or a grumpy relative for their enjoyment. Finally, for less than $10, if all this book did was to give you or someone you love a hearty genuine laugh from a unique story or make you or someone you love smile when the blues hit, would it be worth it? Enjoy and join the smiling side of life!
Download or read book 365 Funniest Golf Jokes written by and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 1996 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From unforgettable anecdotes to insispensable one-liners, here are hundreds of jokes culled from a lifetime of looking for laughs on the links. You can land a hole in one with your humor every day of the year with "The 365 Funniest Golf Jokes: " useful material for wags at the nineteenth hole and always an on-par gift.
Download or read book The Golfer s Book of Wit Wisdom written by Gerd De Ley and published by Hatherleigh Press. This book was released on 2020-04-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious collection of golf jokes, one-liners, and witty quotations perfect for every fan of golf. The great Arnold Palmer famously remarked that golf is, "Without a doubt, the greatest game mankind has ever invented." He goes on to say that golf is "deceptively simple and endlessly complicated" and "at the same time rewarding and maddening." The Golfer's Book of Wit & Wisdom seeks to encompass everything there is to love about golf. Collecting over 350 sayings containing the wisdom and wit from the world within and outside of golf, this book promises to be a cherished and fun collectible for every fan.
Download or read book Fascinating Golf Stories and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes written by Team at Golfwell and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-12-22 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Stories and Adult Jokes. This book makes an excellent gift for the golfer in your family or a relative or friend. These are little known amusing stories about the greats in the game like Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and many others.A preview: "Phil Mickelson's dad, Phil Sr., finally gave in to Phil begging to go with his dad to play golf at the Balboa Park Country Club, but his dad didn't think the club would allow a three-year-old on the course. Phil persisted in begging his dad to play and Phil Sr. finally gave in. Three-year-old Phil loved it and moved along the course well except when they came to the 18th hole which Phil didn't want to play since it was the final hole and that meant he couldn't play anymore."Here's a sample joke:There once was a farmer whose wife had died and left him with three beautiful teenage daughters. They lived next to a golf course and many young men who played the course noticed the daughters and many young men sought eagerly to date them. All the young men had heard the beautiful teenage daughters went out on dates with different young men every Saturday. They had their pick of suitors and were choosy but loved it. But, the farmer would stand at the door with his shotgun, making it clear to their suitors he wanted no shenanigans from them. Another Saturday night came around. About 7 p.m., there was a knock on the door. The farmer answered the door with shotgun in hand. The young golfer said, "Hi, my name's Joe. I'm here for Flo. I'm taking her to the show. Is she ready to go?" The farmer thought Joe was very coolnd told them to enjoy themselves. A few minutes later, another knock was heard. A second golfer appeared and said, "Hi, I'm Eddie. I'm here for Betty. I'm taking her for spaghetti. I hope she's ready." The farmer laughed and thought Eddie was very cool and told them to enjoy themselves. A few minutes after that, a third knock was heard. "Hi, I'm Chuck..." The farmer shot him. With over 200 pages of humorous golf stories, inspiring quotes from famous golfers, and original golf jokes, this book will chase the blues away and put everyone in a great mood! REVIEWS: "Easy to read short stories/essays/jokes. Lots of laughs with plenty of adult humor... Word of Caution: Don't read if your bladder is full :) L. Charles Wimer, III (Verified Purchase) "Great stuff!" - Richard Rettke (Verified Purchase) "Excellent with lots of laughs! Hard to put down. Has a variety of intelligent stories, R rated jokes, and thought provoking quotes - all good positive stuff. I bought it to read on a flight and loved it! Keep them coming!" - G. Carter, Chicago. SCROLL UP and get this book. He'll love you for the laughs it brings! ADULTS ONLY!
