Download or read book Annoying People I Want to Punch in the Face written by Active Journals and published by . This book was released on 2017-12-06 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a funny, humorous blank, lined journal to give as a holiday gift for your favorite coworker. It's perfect for a comical gag gift, a funny gesture or just to make someone laugh for any occasion. Other features include: 6x9, 110 pages and a matte-finished cover. If you are looking for another journal, make sure to check out our other products.
Download or read book Things I Want to Punch in the Face written by and published by Prospect Park Books. This book was released on 2015-08-17 with total page 137 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Anger is like an essential vitamin, and Jen has given me even more reasons to be angry. I couldn't be happier or healthier."—Lewis Black, stand-up comedian, actor, author, and regular on The Daily Show The second edition of Things I Want to Punch in the Face brings humor writer Jennifer Worick's newest and most popular diatribes about the most annoying things in everyday life and modern American society, including: Cold-Pressed Coffee TED Talks Evites Cosplay Polar Bear Clubs Family Car Stickers Mixologists Scrabble Yoga Pants #blessed And there's more, so much more. From nail art to Hobbits, passwords to auto-tune, Worick takes aim at the copious bounty of annoyances that irk her shit. And ours. Jennifer Worick has written two dozen books on pop culture, humor, and crafts, including two Worst Case Scenario books (Chronicle), the hit Nancy Drew's Guide to Life (Running Press), and the successful first edition of Things I Want to Punch in the Face (Prospect Park Books). She has toured the nation delivering a hilarious slide show on dating and sex to college students; she co-runs The Business of Books; she writes two blogs; and she has more than twenty-two thousand Twitter followers. Jen lives in Seattle, Washington.
Download or read book People Who Deserve It written by Casey Rand and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2010-11-02 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Society tells us to accept people for who they are. Sometimes society is wrong. Meet the best of the absolute worst-the perpetrators of the most wretched demonstrations of moral conduct ever: Super Snorer Terrible Baby Namer Hot Water User-Upper Express Checkout Cheater No-Umbrella Etiquette Lady Eight-Minute Voicemail Leaver Dude Who Takes Board Games Too Seriously People Who Deserve It exposes everyone and everything whose behavior, life choices, and sometimes odor leave humanity with only one painful option: a punch to the face.
Download or read book People I Want to Punch in the Face Journal written by F. H. C. BOOKS and published by . This book was released on 2019-02-02 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: People I Want to Punch in the Face Journal. A interactive journal for violating people who piss you off. Even the most mild mannered beings will encounter a creature that they wish they could take a sledge hammer to. Save yourself a court date with this silly interactive journal. Draw the faces of the dummies that grind your gears, write about what annoys you just so and specify exactly how many punches each person deserves! Perfect gift for fiery, hot tempered friends, family and co workers. Have your pens and pencils at the ready! 6 x 9 inch interactive journal. 150 pages.
Download or read book People I Want to Punch in the Face Journal written by Fhc Books and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-02 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: People I Want to Punch in the Face Journal. A interactive journal for violating people who piss you off. Even the most mild mannered beings will encounter a creature that they wish they could take a sledge hammer to. Save yourself a court date with this silly interactive journal. Draw the faces of the dummies that grind your gears, write about what annoys you just so and specify exactly how many punches each person deserves! Perfect gift for fiery, hot tempered friends, family and co workers. Have your pens and pencils at the ready! 6 x 9 inch interactive journal. 150 pages.
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Download or read book People I Want to Punch in the Throat written by Jen Mann and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2014-09-09 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear
Download or read book People I Want to Punch in the Face written by abdel dahk and published by . This book was released on 2020-07-17 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: People I Want to Punch in the Face Journal. A interactive journal for violating people who piss you off. Even the most mild mannered beings will occasionally encounter a creature that makes them ball their fists in fury! Save yourself a court date with this silly interactive journal. Draw the faces of the people that grind your gears, write about how they annoy you and specify exactly how many punches each person deserves! Perfect gift for fiery, hot tempered friends, family and co workers. Have your pens and pencils at the ready! 6 x 9 inch interactive journal. 120 pages.
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Download or read book Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat written by Jen Mann and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2015-10-13 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of Laurie Notaro and Jenny Lawson comes an uproarious and oddly endearing essay collection for anyone trying to survive the holidays in one piece. When it comes to time-honored holiday traditions, Jen Mann pulls no punches In this hilariously irreverent collection of essays, Jen Mann, nationally bestselling author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat, turns her mordant wit on the holidays. On Mann’s naughty list: mothers who go way overboard with their Elf on the Shelf, overzealous carolers who can’t take a hint, and people who write their Christmas cards in the third person (“Joyce is enjoying Bunko. Yeah, Joyce, we know you wrote this letter.”). And on her nice list . . . well, she’s working on that one. Here, no celebration is off-limits. The essays include: • You Can Keep Your Cookies, I’m Just Here for the Booze • Nice Halloween Costume. Was Skank Sold Out? • Why You Won’t Be Invited to Our Chinese New Year Party From hosting an ill-fated Chinese New Year party, to receiving horrible gifts from her husband on Mother’s Day, to reluctantly telling her son the truth about the Easter Bunny, Mann knows the challenge of navigating the holidays while keeping her sanity intact. And even if she can’t get out of attending another Christmas cookie exchange, at least she can try again next year. Praise for Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat “Mann’s writing has transcended from witty anecdotes and complaints to notable satire. Hidden among the many laugh-out-loud zingers are lessons on how we relate to each other, and how ridiculous parenting culture has become.”—Associated Press “Following the success of her first book, she is now punching throats at holidays, starting from her being age two and continuing to the present, where she is a harried mother bemoaning not just Christmas but all holidays. . . . Harried holiday haters will chuckle and perhaps see themselves somewhere in Mann’s lifetime dislike of and misbehavior during America’s increasingly commercialized celebrations.”—Booklist “The cure for my cold holiday spirit this year is the sidesplitting new book by Jen Mann. . . . Mann delivers her signature punch lines and sharp critique on the oftentimes ridiculous shenanigans of the modern family. Her ability to make an otherwise boring subject come alive with colorful personalities, biting sarcasm, and impressively astute observations on suburban culture is what makes Mann so much fun to read and so easy to relate to.”—The Huffington Post “A lighthearted, laugh-out-loud book . . . with a feel of peeking into a diary.”—Mommy’s Memorandum “It really does make you laugh out loud.”—Shooting Stars Mag “A quick and delightful read that you can sneak in right before bed or when the kids are finally napping.”—FangirlNation “Grab a cup of hot cocoa, sit back and enjoy Jen’s latest collection of humorous rants dissecting the ‘most wonderful time’ of the year. She unleashes her biting wit and hilarious opinions on everything from cookie exchanges to annual humblebrag Christmas letters from overachieving moms to horrifying Christmases of her childhood.”—Creating Serenity “[Mann] has really mastered the short story format. . . . She packs the maximum amount of funny into the fewest words, and many of these essays are downright hilarious. . . . If you’ve read and liked her other books, you will definitely want to read this one, too.”—Bug Bug Book Reviews
Download or read book Annoying People I Want To Punch In The Face Journal Retro written by Creative Spirits Creative Spirits Journals and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-17 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Unique and Meaningful Gag Gift! Cover : Soft Cover (Matte) Size : 6" x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) Interior: Blank Wide Ruled Lightly Lined White Paper 108 lined pages (54 front/back sheets) This gag gift notebook, 6" x 9" Wide Ruled Line Paper with 108 pages (54 front/back sheets) is the best funny Gifts idea, perfect for writing notes or keeping a diary life goals and dreams, task list organizer, goal tracker, habit tracker and journaling. This 108 non-perforated pages composition notebook includes 54 college wide ruled line double sided sheets that is perfect as : Funny Gag Gifts for Men, Women Appreciation Gifts Retirement Gifts Thank You Gifts Inspirational Quote Gifts Funny Retirement Gift
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Download or read book People I Want to Punch in the Face written by Miss Punch You Out and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-08-13 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever wanted to punch someone in the face so bad you couldn't stand it? Ever wanted to punch A LOT of people in the face so bad you couldn't stand it? Need to write it down? This 100+ page notebook is for you.
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