Download or read book Jokes and More About Monkeys and Apes written by Maria Nelson and published by Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP. This book was released on 2014-07-15 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Monkeys and apes have a reputation for being funny animals. At zoos, the monkey house is one of the most popular places to visit because they do many things that seem awfully silly to people! Readers will enjoy having a whole bunch of jokes to tell about our primate friends. Cool facts, colorful photographs, and illustrations engage readers as they navigate wordplay, puns, and fun. In this case, monkeying around is a good thing!

Download or read book Silly Animal Jokes and Tongue Twisters Includes Cats Dogs Frogs Toads and Barnyard Animals written by Mrs. Barberelli and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-11-16 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tickle your funny bone with jokes, riddles, puns, knock-knocks, cute stories, crazy tongue twisters, and hilarious anecdotes! 1.) Question: Why did the old man wear a cat on his head? Answer: Because it was cheaper to wear a stray than buy a toupee! 2.) Question: How come frogs don't have necks? Answer: Because they do not wear neckties! 3.) Have fun trying to say each of these Silly Animal Tongue Twisters three times fast!!... Jumping jungle jaguars juggled jeeps and jewelry! Cacophonous cats caterwauled cordially! Fifty-five farting frogs followed funky farmer Fred for a fortnight! This book is full of outrageously fun reading entertainment for children - with the theme of our fine animal friends - including cats, dogs, frogs, toads, along with all sorts of furry barnyard animals! Except for funky Farmer Fred - for he is not an animal.

Download or read book Knock Knock Jokes For Kids 5 7 Years Old Squeaky Clean Family Fun with Over 500 Funny Silly and Clean Jokes for Smart Children with trick questions brain teasers riddles written by and published by Mary Miler. This book was released on 2022-04-03 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a perfect present to please your little comedian? Welcome to one of the best books about jokes you’ll ever find. Congratulations for having such fantastic taste in books, by the way. The jokes in this book aren’t just any jokes. They are the best kind of jokes and the best kind of jokes are the kind where a door is involved. That’s right! The jokes in this book are knock-knock jokes. Knock Knock Jokes For Kids is perfect for: Children (and adults) who love to have a good laugh Hours of fun for the whole family Keeping kids engaged and entertained when you most need it Making those long car trips more fun, and get a giggle for yourself along the way Any time you want to laugh and have fun with the special kids in your life Interacting with children when you can’t play outside! Early readers to practice word recognition and to encourage them to read Reluctant readers to encourage them to read more Children to improve their memory and creativity Cheering you up with funny and clean jokes after a hard day We have everything: Jokes about food, because what’s funnier than food? Jokes about animals, which isn’t difficult seeing as they’re pretty funny on their own. Even jokes about something as silly as shoes. Shoes are very silly and it’s easy to make jokes about them. Bonus Q&A jokes and riddles included! Let’s go knock on some doors! Get this book and join in the fun with the children in your life! There's nothing like laughter to bring you together and help make memories!

Download or read book Always Remember Me written by Cynthia Lusk and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2014-08-05 with total page 373 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How do you survive the hours and days living with the knowledge that your son is slowly dying from a glioblastoma multiformes brain tumor? How do you continue to share your love with family while attempting to enjoy the time of your life? Join Cynthia Lusk as she shares her story of the Lusk Family after their youngest child developed brain cancer. As her husband, Scott, texted to his extended family, The good news is: Jedidiah gets a make-a-wish! The bad news is: Jedidiah is eligible for a make-a-wish Oh no! The family pulled together to show their support and love for Jedidiah; continued to honor God; and lived and loved through laughter, tears, and prayers on their eleven-month journey from Jedidiahs diagnosis until his untimely death that came all too soon.

Download or read book You Quack Me Up written by Tommy Nelson and published by . This book was released on 2025-05-27 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Crack up at more than 800 funny jokes for kids about animals, pets, dinosaurs, birds, and bugs. Your friends and family will laugh out loud at these hilarious questions and answers, knock-knock jokes, riddles, tongue twisters, limericks, and puns. Why are ducks good at math? Because they have their own QUACKulators! You Quack Me Up features over 800 clean, family-friendly jokes; jokes centered on one of kids' favorite topics: animals; a variety of joke formats; silly illustrations that add even more giggles; and quick and easy tips to teach kids how to write their own jokes. This hilarious joke book for children is perfect for 5-to-11-year-olds; travel entertainment in the car, on a plane, and on family road trips; an easy white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, or birthday present; homeschool and classroom writing units; and improving reading, critical thinking, and writing skills.

Download or read book Squeaky Clean Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 1997 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Bob Phillips (over 4 million books sold) has scoured the country in his quest for hilarious, wholesome entertainment. Brilliant jokes, blazing puns, and clean-as-a-whistle knock-knocks guarantee that the laughs will bubble over when children dip into this overflowing tub of good clean fun. Co-author Steve Russo is the host of the nationally syndicated radio program, "Real Answers".

Download or read book Math Grade 2 written by Andries and published by Carson-Dellosa Publishing. This book was released on 2009-01-19 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Strengthen basic math skills with jokes, comics, and riddles using Rib-Ticklers: Math for grade 2. Even the most reluctant learners and students intimidated by numbers approach everything from addition and subtraction to measurement and geometry with great enthusiasm. This 80-page book includes 70 standards-based activities that are perfect for individual, homework, and center assignments. The book also includes an answer key and a skills matrix, supports NCTM standards, and aligns with state, national, and Canadian provincial standards.

Download or read book Dinosaur Jokes written by and published by Children's Press. This book was released on 1988 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes, knock-knocks, and riddles about dinosaurs.

Download or read book Love Monster and the Last Chocolate written by Rachel Bright and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR). This book was released on 2015-12-15 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Rachel Bright, creator of the #1 Publishers Weekly bestseller Love Monster comes a new story about sharing and chocolate—perfect for Valentine's Day. When Love Monster comes home from vacation, he discovers a box of chocolates on his doorstep. He knows he should share it with his friends, but what if there's none left for him after everyone has a piece? What if they take his favorite-the double chocolate strawberry swirl? And even worse-what if the only piece left is the coffee-flavored one? Ick! In the end, Love Monster learns that sharing with friends is the sweetest treat of all.

Download or read book Addie written by Raven Kennedy and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-28 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I live with a pack of misfit shifters. Freaks. Rogues. Oddballs. Prey. Runts. Deformed. We're all welcome in Pack Aberrant. We aren't going to be winning any popularity contests, but our hodgepodge bunch is more loyal than even the strongest pred packs. I should know. I grew up in one of them. As soon as they realized I was different, I was despised, even by my own family. So I left, joined Pack Aberrant, and I've steered clear of alpha pred assholes ever since. Until my heatwave hits, and I accidentally jump three coyote shifters in a parking lot. Whoopsie. Once they realize what my animal is, they're gonna kick me to the curb just like every other pred shifter has. And my old pack? They come back to haunt me. I'm unwanted by the three hotties, threatened by my old pack, and to top it all off, I have to find a new job because I attacked a bank robber. Accidentally. Being a misfit really sucks sometimes. Author's Note: Addie's story is book one in the Pack of Misfits series. Every book will be a standalone for that character, but a continuation of the Pack Aberrant story. Book one is a reverse harem with multiple love interests with the main character. However, this is not a reverse harem series. Some main characters in this series will have monogamous relationships. *This is intended for ages 18 and older due to sexual content and strong language.

Download or read book The Wonky Donkey written by Craig Smith and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2010 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids will love this cumulative and hysterical read-aloud that features a free downloadable song "I was walking down the road and I saw... a donkey, Hee Haw And he only had three legs He was a wonky donkey." Children will be in fits of laughter with this perfect read-aloud tale of an endearing donkey. By the book's final page, readers end up with a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey Download the free song at www.scholastic.com/wonkydonkey.

Download or read book Duck Soup written by Jackie Urbanovic and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2011-06-14 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Max the duck is cooking up an amazing soup. But what's this? A feather floating in the soup! And where's Max? Brody the dog, Dakota the cat, and Bebe the bird race about in their hilarious search for the missing Max. But remember, sometimes things just aren't as they appear.

Download or read book Gobble Quack Moon written by Matthew Gollub and published by . This book was released on 2002 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kate the cow longs to go to the moon.

Download or read book Amazing Cows written by Sandra Boynton and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2010-11-18 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Sandra Boynton—as it could only come from Boynton—an inventive exuberant jumble of a book for the young reader. Amazing Cows is a picture book, a storybook, a book of fun and games—it’s all those things in one. Plus it even includes a startling recording of Maurice Ravel’s “Bolero Completely Unraveled for Orchestra and Kazoos” performed by Sandra Boynton & The Highly Irritating Orchestra, for download. (Running time is 17:14, but seems MUCH longer.) A work of pure obsession, Amazing Cows celebrates cows and offbeat cowness with a miscellany of cow stories, cow poems, cow jokes, and other bovine ephemera. Along the way, expect lively guest appearances by ducks, pigs, and excessive numbers of chickens. There’s a song: "It Had to Be Moo." A game: "Find the Hidden Cows." Famous Barnyard Composers (surely you’ve heard of Wolfgang Amadeus Moozart and Johann Sebastian Bockbockbock). Knock-knock jokes, a cow myth, and an Amazing Cow comic-book adventure: "Trouble on Zebblor 7." Cow fashion. Cow Limericks. How to Speak Cow. Plus so much mooer. Amazing Cows is full-color, 96 pages long, and packed with the kind of silly fun that young readers adore, especially when they can read it to themselves—and then read it to their parents, and then to their little brothers, and then to the family dog. Or the family cow.

Download or read book The Little Golden Book of Jokes and Riddles written by Peggy Brown and published by Golden Books. This book was released on 2013 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy this unique book of kids' laugh-out-loud riddles and jokes!

Download or read book Guess Again written by Mac Barnett and published by Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2009-09-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From author-illustrator duo Adam Rex and Mac Barnett comes a wacky picture book that’s sure to keep you on your toes. What’s got soft hair, hard teeth, and ears that do a flop? Can you guess? Are you sure? Well, guess again!

Download or read book Everything Is Mama written by Jimmy Fallon and published by Feiwel & Friends. This book was released on 2017-10-10 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller! Jimmy Fallon, one of the most popular entertainers in the world and NBC's Tonight Show host, was on a mission with his first children's book to have every baby's first word be DADA. And it worked! A lot of babies' first words were DADA. However, everything after that was MAMA. Everything is . . . MAMA! So take a lighthearted look at the world from your baby's point of view as different animals try to teach their children that there are other words in addition to MAMA for familiar objects and activities.