Download or read book Andypedia written by Terry Denton and published by Momentum. This book was released on 2012-02-15 with total page 411 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's an encyclopedia ... all about Andy! The Andypedia is a complete guide to every book, every story and every character in the world of Andy Griffiths' books. It's also a complete guide to everything you ever wanted to know about Andy himself – including the answers to questions people are always asking him, like "How old were you when you started writing?" and "How many books have you actually written?" and "Where do you get your ideas from?" and "Did all that stuff really happen to you?" and "Was Danny Pickett really your best friend?" and "Were you really in love with Lisa Mackney?" and "Did your bum really grow arms and legs and run away?"

Download or read book Just Macbeth written by Andy Griffiths and published by Pan Australia. This book was released on 2009-07-01 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The series that began the creative partnership between Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton, which now encompasses eight Just! books, and are followed by the bestselling Treehouse series and many more. "Andy Griffiths is King of the Kids" The Weekly Review "Unruly comedy and unrestrainable rebelliousness" Australian Financial Review - Take one Shakespearean tragedy: Macbeth. - Add Andy, Danny and Lisa - the Just trio, whose madcap exploits have already delighted hundreds of thousands of readers for the last ten years. - Mix them all together to create one of the most hilarious, most dramatic, moving stories of love, Whizz Fizz, witches, murder and madness, from the bestselling and funniest children's author in Australia.

Download or read book Naughty Stories The Day Our Teacher Went Mad and Other Naughty Stories for Good Boys and Girls written by Christopher Milne and published by Hardie Grant Egmont. This book was released on 2010-07-01 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book of naughty stories for good boys and girls! Would you ever swallow a goldfish, or throw cat's wee at someone, or make your teacher go mad? Of course not. Because you are a GOOD kid, unlike the naughty children in these repulsive stories...

Download or read book Just Disgusting written by Andy Griffiths and published by Pan Australia. This book was released on 2007-11-10 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the tradition of Just Tricking!, Just Annoying!, Just Stupid! and Just Crazy!, Andy Griffiths has written nine highly original, humorous new stories about Andy G. Includes a terrible agonising death by flesh-eating zombies, a battle with brussel sprouts (the sprouts win) and the disgusting fact that cockroaches can live for nine days without their heads (they only die because they starve to death). Complemented by imaginative, chaotic and downright disgusting illustrations by Terry Denton.

Download or read book The Day My Butt Went Psycho written by Andy Griffiths and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2016-11-29 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young boy embarks on an epic journey across the land to reclaim his runaway butt in this hilarious beginning to a bestselling trilogy. Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story . . . the story of a brave young boy and his crazy runaway butt. The story of a crack butt-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Butt Hunter’s formidable daughter, and some of the ugliest and meanest butts ever to roam the face of the Earth. A story of endurance that takes Zack on an epic journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest, and over the Sea of Butts before descending into the heart of an explosive buttcano to confront the biggest, ugliest, and meanest butt of them all! Praise for The Day My Butt Went Psycho “Griffith’s fun gross-out adventure novel follows Zack Freeman, who awakens to see his rear end leaping out the window to lead a bum rally . . . Young readers will likely get a kick out of it all (there’s even a glossary included).” —Publishers Weekly

Download or read book Just Tricking written by Andy Griffiths and published by ReadHowYouWant.com. This book was released on 2011-05-27 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Full of highly original, and extremely funny stories, which established Andy Griffiths as the world's most annoying person. They include convincing his best friend Danny that he is invisible so that he will wreak havoc in the school library, and pretending that corn relish is vomit to make an old lady move seats on a plane.

Download or read book The Cat on the Mat Is Flat written by Andy Griffiths and published by Feiwel & Friends. This book was released on 2009-09-01 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the New York Times bestselling author of The Day My Butt Went Psycho!, comes a collection of ten slimy, rhymey, easy-to-read Dr. Seuss-style short stories. Muck! Uck! Yuck! It is just bad luck When the truck of a duck Gets stuck in the muck? Wacky rhymes that won't bore! All of this and so much more; What are you waiting for? With silly rhymes, sound effects, and hilarious art on every page, Andy Griffiths and illustrator Terry Denton capture slapstick physical comedy in a book so easy to read that early elementary school students can read it themselves!

Download or read book What Buttosaur Is That written by Andy Griffiths and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2016-11-29 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the New York Times–bestselling author of the Butt Trilogy comes a silly and informative look at prehistoric butt-related life forms. Tyrannosore-arse Rex versus Tricerabutt: Who kicked more butt? Stenchtiles and Farthropods: Which smelled most foul? Exstinktion: How did the buttosaurs get wiped? This book will tell you everything you need to know but were too grossed out to ask about prehistoric butt-related life forms and the complex stenchology of their environment. Never again will you look like a fool when somebody asks, “What buttosaur is that?” A must-have for every kid with a butt!

Download or read book The Very Bad Book written by Andy Griffiths and published by Pan. This book was released on 2010 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a very bad wood,There was a very bad house.And in that very bad house,There was a very bad room.And in that very bad room,There was a very bad cupboard.And in that very bad cupboard,There was a very bad shelf.And on that very bad shelf,There was a very bad box.And in that very bad box,There was a VERY BAD BOOK...AND THIS IS IT!!!

Download or read book Just Shocking written by Andy Griffiths and published by Pan Australia. This book was released on 2007 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is this the right book for you? Take the SHOCKING TEST and find out.Do you wish you could drive around in a monster truck crushing everybody and everything that gets in your way?Do you love watching videos of people having painful accidents?Do you do any - or all - of the following: touch electric fences, play with loaded mousetraps or put buttons up your nose?Do you think stories about exploding pink butterflies are funny?Do you ever laugh so hard that you feel like you're going to throw up all over yourself... and then you actually do? SCORE: One point for each yes answer. 3-5: You are a shocking, shocking person! You will love this book. 1-2: You are quite shocking! You will love this book. 0: What a shocking score! You will love this book.

Download or read book Once Upon a Slime written by Andy Griffiths and published by Pan Australia. This book was released on 2013-04-01 with total page 360 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Wildly entertaining... A brilliant resource." - Books and Publishing Crammed full of examples from Andy and Terry's bestselling books, Once upon a Slime is designed to inspire you to have as much fun playing with ideas, words and drawings as Andy and Terry do when they get together to create their crazy cartoons, ridiculous rhymes, silly stories, comic novels and stupid guide books. Is this the right book for you? Take the SLIME TEST and find out. - Have you ever wondered where ideas come from and how stories are made? - Would you like to know the true stories behind some of Andy and Terry's books and characters? - Would you like to discover 45 great ways to have fun with words and pictures? SCORE: If you answered YES to any of these questions, then this is definitely the right book for you! If you answered NO to all of these questions then you are an IDIOT and this is DEFINITELY the right book for you!

Download or read book Just Annoying written by Andy Griffiths and published by ReadHowYouWant.com. This book was released on 2011-05-27 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is this the right book for you? Take the ANNOYING TEST and find out. 1) Do you ask `Are we there yet?' over and over on long car trips? 2) Do you like to drive people mad by copying everything they say and do? 3) Do you hog the shower and use up all the hot water? 4) Do you enjoy asking silly questions that have no real answers? 5) Do you swing on the clothesline whenever you get the chance? SCORE: One point for each 'yes' answer. 3-5 You are obviously a very annoying person. You will love this book. 1-2 You are a fairly annoying person. You will love this book. 0 You don't realise how much fun being annoying can be. You will love this book.

Download or read book Just Crazy written by Andy Griffiths and published by ReadHowYouWant.com. This book was released on 2011-05-27 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you bounce so high on your bed that you hit your head on the ceiling? Do you ever look in the mirror and see a crazy maniac staring back at you? Nine highly original, humorous stories complemented by imaginative and hilarious illustrations from one of Australia's most well-known and acclaimed illustrators, Terry Denton.

Download or read book Butt Wars written by Andy Griffiths and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2016-11-29 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the thrilling conclusion to the epic Butt Trilogy, a boy and his butt fight stinky scoundrels determined to wipe away Earth. Zack Freeman (and his butt) have twice saved the world from total reek-dom. But now the young butt-fighter faces his nastiest challenge yet: Hundreds of thousands of Great White Butts attacking the earth with giant brown blobs are about to cause Buttageddon. In order to stop them, Zack will have to hitch a ride in a time-traveling buttmobile, back to the reign of the prehistoric buttosaurs. Can Zack battle the Tyrannnsore-arses, juggle a giant arseteroid, and put the butts-gone-bad back in their place? Or will the entire world be abutterated?

Download or read book Tales from the Treehouse written by Andy Griffiths and published by Feiwel & Friends. This book was released on 2022-09-20 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: International author-illustrator superstar duo Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton are back, and this time they've cooked up a hilarious book of 13 standalone stories to complement their beloved chapter book series. A lot of stuff happens in our ever-expanding treehouse. Not everything gets into the books. These are some other things that happened to us... Surreal, funny and supremely silly—all with the spirit of the Treehouse—come on up to hear some Tales from the Treehouse.

Download or read book Kisses for Daddy written by Frances Watts and published by Little Simon. This book was released on 2010-04-27 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Now what about a big bear kiss for me?" said Dad. "No!" said Baby Bear. "No kiss for Daddy." It's time for bed, but Baby Bear just wants to play. When Daddy asks for a goodnight kiss, this grumbly baby says no way. This charming father coaxes his son through his nightly routine by asking Baby Bear for giraffe kisses, crocodile kisses, bat kisses, and more! Bright, energetic illustrations convey Baby Bear's change of heart as the charming relationship between father and son plays out before reader's eyes. This heartwarming story is perfect for bedtime AND Father's Day!

Download or read book Just Joking written by Andy Griffiths and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2017-03-28 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Introducing a new series from the demented genius who brought you THE DAY MY BUTT WENT PSYCHO. Finally, the series that made Andy Griffiths an Australian publishing phenomenon is coming to America! Before he introduced the world to butts gone beserk, Andy Griffiths unleashed the JUST books: outlandish collections of silly stories that turned him into a bestselling sensation. Now Andy brings his insane brand of humor to this side of the Pacific -- and American readers won't believe what they've been missing!Ever skipped out on school by pretending you're dead? Ever convinced a friend that they're invisible? Ever been stuck in a gorilla suit and nearly put in a zoo? Andy has. In JUST KIDDING, join this joker as he attempts some of the best -- and worst -- practical jokes in history!