Download or read book Adam Wallace Presents Super Silly Slapstick Stories written by Adam Wallace and published by . This book was released on 2022-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Super Silly Slapstick Stories has just that ... super silly slapstick stories! It's right in the title! Six of them are written by pretty boring adults, and seven of them are written by pretty awesome kids! From disastrous weddings and dinner parties, to clowns attacking with cream buns, to the worst babysitters in the history of babysitting, it's all crazy, it's all chaos, it's all super silly!

Download or read book Accidentally Awesome written by Adam Wallace and published by . This book was released on 2015-02 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jackson Payne is clumsy. Like, really clumsy! The thing is, being clumsy helps him save people and stop trouble, but he is totally sick of doing everything by accident. But how do you stop being a fluke?

Download or read book Frantically Fantastic written by Adam Wallace and published by . This book was released on 2018-05 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jackson Payne is heading to his Nan and Pop's farm, and the farm isn't ready. Milking machines, missing chickens, and crazy cousins all come together to create a frantically fantastic bumper crop of laughs.

Download or read book Disastrously Daring written by Adam Wallace and published by . This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jackson Payne is back, and the golf course is NOT happy! Jackson's dad is keen for him to take up golf, but Jackson thinks that is only going to lead to disaster ... and he's right!

Download or read book Better Out Than In written by Adam Wallace and published by Jojo Publishing. This book was released on 2013 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More delightful little numbers like:Valeries Vomit 2 (now extra chunky); Nancys Nosebleed 2 (blame it on the boogie); Whoops 2 (may the fart be with you); Whoops 3 (nuclear power pants); Bobs Burp 2 (Bobbys too burpalicious for you); Erics Earwax 2 (wax on...wax off); Peters Pimple 2 (grossness pusonified)

Download or read book Blunderingly Brilliant written by Adam Wallace and published by . This book was released on 2015-09-19 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jackson Payne has blundered his way onto the front page of the newspaper. He's a hero! A star! HE'S BRILLIANT! The problem is, Jackson's believing the hype. He's getting a big head. A huge head! Like, he thinks he's the biggest legend in the entire world! And that's when things start going very, very wrong.

Download or read book How to Train Your Dragon How to Be a Pirate written by Cressida Cowell and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2014-01-21 with total page 239 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read the bestselling books that inspired the hit movie sensation! When Hiccup finds a coffin at sea, he opens it to discover a riddle that will lead to the treasure of Grimbeard the Ghastly, the world's greatest pirate and Hiccup's ancestor. So Hiccup and his friends set out on a treasure hunt, determined to master the art of swordfighting. How else will they escape an island of murderous dragons, defeat a boatload of Viking pirates, and survive all the twists and turns their journey will bring? Join Hiccup and his friends on another rollicking illustrated adventure, and discover the brilliant combination of magic, action, humor, and heart that has made Cressida Cowell a beloved bestseller around the globe.

Download or read book Fartboy The First Sniff written by Adam Wallace and published by . This book was released on 2022-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious illustrated young fiction series starring Martin Kennedy - the tidiest boy in the world's tidiest town - from witty duo Adam Wallace and James Hart. Martin is so neat and clean that he has never everfarted ... UNTIL NOW! A freak accident dooms Martin to a dreadful destiny of: baked beans; and bottom blowouts. With the help of his grand fart master, can Martin learn to harness the power of his new skill and use it to save the day? Fantastically fun illustrations throughout For fans of Captain Underpants, The Bad Guys and WeirDo Perfect for beginner readers (and those who love baked beans!)

Download or read book Fart Boy 3 Enter the Spewtank written by Adam Wallace and published by . This book was released on 2020-09 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The STINKIEST super hero EVER is about to meet his match. A lean, mean SPEWING machine is on the rampage... SPEWTANK is determined to take the shine off Sparkletown by covering everything in the chunkiest chunder EVER. Is this the end for the World's Tidiest Town? Not if Fartboy can help it! This clean-living farting fury is ready for his YUCKIEST battle yet. You'll be SPEWIN' if you miss it!

Download or read book Fart Boy 2 Ready Aim Fart written by Adam Wallace and published by . This book was released on 2020-05 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone thinks Martin is the tidiest boy in town. They dont know that he is also Fartboythe STINKIEST super hero EVER... A disgustingly evil villain known as Madam Wax is terrorising Sparkletown with sticky sculptures made out of her own earwax. But Fartboy is determined to stop her with his super-powered butt-blasts. Its a deadly battle of FARTS vs EARWAX. Who will triumph?

Download or read book Cowboy and Birdbrain written by and published by . This book was released on 2019 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cowboy and Birdbrain are best friends who work for I.F.F.Y. delivery company, a company that do the riskiest, zaniest, most bizarre deliveries ever. They're known for their F.A.R.T.S. (Fast and Reliable Tracking Service). Cowboy is the brains of the operation, and Birdbrain - well, he is a brain but he's just not brain-y if you get the drift... Anyway, this dubious duo are not the best or even second-best deliverers at IFFY DELIVERIES. They're the WORST. But they're also the funniest! Join Cowboy and Birdbrain on their WACKY adventure, when their boss gives them the following job: URGENT DELIVERY! To: Ship in the Middle of the Ocean. WARNING: Do not get package wet!

Download or read book Someone Who Will Love You in All Your Damaged Glory written by Raphael Bob-Waksberg and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2019-06-11 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written with all the scathing dark humor that is a hallmark of BoJack Horseman, Raphael Bob-Waksberg delivers a fabulously off-beat collection of short stories about love—the best and worst thing in the universe. Featuring: • A young engaged couple forced to deal with interfering relatives dictating the appropriate number of ritual goat sacrifices for their wedding. • A pair of lonely commuters who ride the subway in silence, forever, eternally failing to make that longed-for contact. • A struggling employee at a theme park of U.S. presidents who discovers that love can’t be genetically modified. And fifteen more tales of humor, romance, whimsy, cultural commentary, and crushing emotional vulnerability.

Download or read book Hot Pink written by Adam Levin and published by McSweeney's. This book was released on 2012-03-13 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adam Levin’s debut novel The Instructions was one of the most buzzed-about books of 2010, a sprawling universe of “death-defying sentences, manic wit, exciting provocations and simple human warmth” (Rolling Stone). Now, in the stories of Hot Pink, Levin delivers ten smaller worlds, shaken snow-globes of overweight romantics, legless prodigies, quixotic dollmakers, Chicagoland thugs, dirty old men, protective fathers, balloon-laden dumptrucks, and walls that ooze gels. Told with lust and affection, karate and tenderness, slapstickery, ferocity, and heart, Hot Pink is the work of a major talent in his sharpest form.

Download or read book Running the Light written by Sam Tallent and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-02-26 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Debauched, divorced and courting death, Billy Ray Schafer is a comedian who has forgotten how to laugh. Over the course of seven spun-out days across the American Southwest, he travels from from hell gig to hell gig in search of a reason to keep living in this bleak and violent glimpse into the psyche of a thoroughly ruined man. Ex-inmate, ex-husband, ex-father - comedian is the only title Schafer has left. Trapped in the wreckage of his wasted career, Billy Ray knows the answer to the question: what happens when the opportunity doesn't come - or worse - it comes and goes?

Download or read book The Firebird Mystery written by Darrell Pitt and published by Text Publishing. This book was released on 2014-02-26 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Commended, The Children's Book Council of Australia Book of the Year for Younger Readers, 2015. Welcome to London. A city of fog and snow, filled with airships, steamcars and metrotowers soaring into space. Before his parents died Jack Mason was an acrobat, travelling around England in the circus. But when the world-famous detective Ignatius Doyle comes looking for a young assistant, Jack's new training begins. And when Scarlet Bell's father disappears, they are all plunged into a mystery so baffling that the future of the whole world may be at stake. The Firebird Mystery, inspired by the great works of Victorian literature, is an action-adventure for readers of all ages. Darrell Pitt began his lifelong appreciation of Victorian literature when he read the Sherlock Holmes stories as a child, quickly moving on to H.G. Wells and Jules Verne. This early reading led to a love of comics, science fiction and all things geeky. Darrell is now married with one daughter. He lives in Melbourne. 'A fun story, easy to read and full of action. The action, by the way, is excellently written...Bonus points for being the first kids' book of its kind I've come across that gives mention to the suffragettes!' Books+Publishing 'Lots of mechanical mayhem and derring-do - breathless stuff.' Michael Pryor 'Non-stop action, non-stop adventure, non-stop fun!' Richard Harland 'Thank heavens for The Firebird Mystery...a steampunk novel featuring fantastic airships, steamcars, chases and a detective whose deductive prowess owes more than a little to Sherlock Holmes.' Independent UK 'Set in a fantastical London, filled with airships, steam cars and metrotowers stretching into space, this fast paced adventure and homage to the world of Victoria literature and Conan Doyle offers an enjoyable roller-coaster read for fans of Artemis Fowl and the Lemony Snicket series...[a] rollicking who-dunnit that will keep young Sherlocks guessing to the very end.' Magpies 'Charming, witty and intelligently written...This series no doubt will be a huge hit for early teens, the writing is intelligent and Darrell Pitt has created characters that challenge and provoke readers to invest in the storyline.' Diva Booknerd ‘The Firebird Mystery has everything to recommend itself – a boy’s own adventure that girls will enjoy too, with never a dull or predictable moment, twists and turns that both satisfy and enthral.’ Melbourne Review of Books

Download or read book The League of Regrettable Superheroes written by Jon Morris and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2015-06-02 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet one hundred of the strangest superheroes ever to see print, complete with backstories, vintage art, and colorful commentary. You know about Batman, Superman, and Spiderman, but have you heard of Doll Man, Doctor Hormone, or Spider Queen? So prepare yourself for such not-ready-for-prime-time heroes as Bee Man (Batman, but with bees), the Clown (circus-themed crimebuster), the Eye (a giant, floating eyeball; just accept it), and many other oddballs and oddities. Drawing on the entire history of the medium, The League of Regrettable Superheroes will appeal to die-hard comics fans, casual comics readers, and anyone who enjoys peering into the stranger corners of pop culture.

Download or read book Poe and Lars written by Kashelle Gourley and published by little bee books. This book was released on 2021-10-05 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Like a sunset streaked across fresh snow, the colors of this story are as cozy as its message of taking care of others--and the planet." -Foreword Reviews, STARRED REVIEW "The author expertly balances humor, suspense, and whimsy, fleshing out complex characters in just a few pages. The illustrations employ a gorgeous color palette that perfectly reflects the pastel hues of the Arctic, backgrounding the slapstick." --Kirkus Reviews Lonely Poe and hangry Lars strike a deal in this humorous picture book about an unlikely friendship! This is Poe. She lives alone in the Arctic where it's nice and cold. . . . Poe is a resourceful and creative girl living in the snowy Arctic. Although she enjoys her life, Poe longs for company. But everything changes one day when Lars, a grumpy and hungry polar bear who is quite the poor hunter, crashes into her home, destroying it. Poe offers to bring him food and, in exchange, Lars must repair her home. Will Lars deliver on his end of the bargain, or does he see something else on the menu? Kids will love this hilarious and brilliantly illustrated tale about an unconventional friendship!