Download or read book A Three Legged Dog Walked Into a Bar written by Donald Carson and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Mrs Darcy and the Blue Eyed Stranger written by Lee Smith and published by Algonquin Books. This book was released on 2011-05-31 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lee Smith is a "teller of tales for tale tellers to admire and envy . . . [and] a reader’s dream" (Houston Chronicle). A celebrated and bestselling writer with a dozen novels under her name, including Fair and Tender Ladies, Oral History, and The Last Girls, she is just as widely recognized for her exceptional short stories. Here, in Mrs. Darcy and the Blue-Eyed Stranger, Smith collects seven brand-new stories along with seven of her favorites from three earlier collections. The result? A book of dazzling richness. As the New York Times Book Review put it, "In al- most every one of [her stories] there is a moment of vision, or love, or unclothed wonder that transforms something plain into something transcendent."
Download or read book He Who Laughs Lasts written by Anson R. Nash, Jr. and published by Xulon Press. This book was released on 2004-04 with total page 326 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Delight Your Customers written by Steve Curtin and published by AMACOM. This book was released on 2013-07-19 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover the hidden ways to raise your organizations’ customer service experiences from ordinary to extraordinary. If you want to know how strong your company’s customer service is, ask your employees to describe what their work entails. Then pay attention to whether they simply list their duties and tasks or if they speak to the true essence of their job--to create delighted customers who will be less price sensitive, have higher repurchase rates, and enthusiastically recommend the company or brand to others. The latter should be every employee’s highest priority, because when it’s not, your customers are merely the recipients of a transaction, not an experience, and transactions do not make for a lasting impression or inspire loyalty. In Delight Your Customers, customer service expert Steve Curtin makes a compelling case that customer service managers need to shift from monitoring service activities to modeling, recognizing, and reinforcing the behaviors that create happy and returning customers. Things such as: Expressing genuine interest Offering sincere compliments Sharing unique knowledge Conveying authentic enthusiasm Providing pleasant surprises Delivering service heroics when needed Simply based on their own personal experiences, everyone knows that great customer service is rare. So why wouldn’t you want to provide a unique, caring, and beneficial experience for all your customers to rave about with others? With the real-world stories, examples, and strategies shared in Delight Your Customers, you can take the customer service experience you offer from ordinary to extraordinary.
Download or read book Bar Games Jokes Silly Stuff written by Scott Young and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2016-10-13 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How To Be An Outstanding Bartender, Server, Cocktail Waitress Jammed Packed With Popular Interactive Fun That Bartenders & Servers Around The World Use to Create Better Experiences For Guests. Funny Stuff, Presentation Style, Bar Bets, Games, Magic & More.
Download or read book You ve Got To Be Kidding written by John Capps and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2011-09-13 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You've Got to Be Kidding!: How Jokes Can Help You Think is a thoughtful and accessible analysis of the ways in which jokes illustrate how we think critically, and how the thinking process goes awry in everyday human situations. Uses jokes to illustrate the various mistakes or fallacies that are typically identified and discussed in courses on critical reasoning Provides an effective way to learn critical thinking skills since jokes often describe real-life situations where it really matters whether a person thinks well or not Demonstrates how philosophy is actually very practical and clearly related to real- life human experiences Explains how developing good reasoning habits can make a real difference in all aspects of one's life
Download or read book 500 Clean Jokes written by various authors and published by Editions Asap. This book was released on with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Pastor Tim s Cleanlaugh Collection written by Tim Davis and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2001 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 1998, Pastor Tim Davis created the CleanLaugh e-mail list as a way of quickly sharing clean humor with his family and friends. Soon after, people from around the world began to find the list and sign up for their daily joke. Over time Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh list has become a trusted source of humor that will lift one's spirit without causing one's face to blush. As such, it has often been printed and taken or snail mailed to nursing homes, prisons, and service men and women stationed around the world. Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh Collection is another convenient way to send clean humor to friends and family who are not online. Of course you don't have to give away every copy. Take one with you on your travels so you can easily find that "pick me up laugh" we all need from time to time.
Download or read book The Grown Up To Do List written by Jennifer Joyce and published by Hera books Ltd. This book was released on 2024-09-12 with total page 392 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Her friends are bossing life - is she being left behind? 25-year-old Cleo is happy enough. She likes her job in the fish and chip shop in the North West seaside town where she grew up. But her world has become very small - all her friends couldn’t wait to leave home and are off, apparently crushing life. They have shiny careers and creative side-hustles, while she is still living with her mum and dad. But when she learns that her dream childhood boyfriend is coming back to town for a party in three months, she decides she needs to start adulting to win him. But what does being a grown-up really mean? And can she become one in three months? A funny, life-affirming romcom perfect for fans of Emily Henry, Beth O’Leary and Mhairi McFarlane Praise for Jennifer Joyce: ‘Jennifer Joyce has created a marvellous novel that not only entertained me but consumed my every waking moment. When I was not reading, I was wondering how the characters were getting on!’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review ‘A wonderful slow burn romance, full of quirky and loveable characters, a thoroughly entertaining read.’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review ‘This book is bursting with humour, warmth and a cast of awesome characters.’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review ‘Really managed to tick all of my boxes for a great and entertaining read.’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review ‘Joyce creates characters that you’ll love dearly and want to have a pint with, and of course horrible ones that would make you pull your hair out in anger if they were part of your life. They feel real, and everything feels heartfelt and genuine as their lives unfold before you.’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review ‘Tons of laughs, fantastic characters, surprises, and plenty of heart.’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review ‘This book was soooo adorable. I didn’t want to put it down.’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review ‘Finally a well-written, funny, honest and romantic book that gives all it promised! Good characters with real flaws, excellent language and believable plot. Very worth the read.’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review
Download or read book The Quantum Solution written by Eric Van Lustbader and published by Forge Books. This book was released on 2023-05-09 with total page 312 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Evan Ryder is back, and in deadly peril, in The Quantum Solution, the fourth heart-stopping installment of this enthralling series by master thriller writer and New York Times bestselling author Eric Van Lustbader. Evan Ryder is an extraordinary intelligence field agent now working for the security arm of Parachute, a private company and the world’s leader in the application of quantum technology. In the past, Ryder has done lethal battle in the modern global wars of power politics, extremist ideology, corrosive disinformation, and outrageous greed. But now she finds herself in a battle arena whose dangers, while less obvious, are greater than anything the world has seen before – the present and future war of weaponized quantum technology. When an elite Russian scientist and the American Secretary of Defense die, at the same time half a world apart, of inexplicable sudden catastrophic brain damage, the world’s intelligence services realize that the quantum war has truly begun. Ryder and her long-time partner, Ben Butler, will risk their lives to discover who the true combatants are, racing against the doomsday scenario of all-out war between America and Russia. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Download or read book Dad Jokes Hall of Shame written by Andy Herald and published by Weldon Owen International. This book was released on 2021-04-27 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 1,000 gags and groaners to make you crack up and cringe at the same time! From the creators of the popular humor website HowToBeADad.com, this is a collection of 1,000 of the most amusing—and most painful—Dad Jokes ever. Humor is often referred to as the best medicine, and this collection of Dad Jokes—guaranteed the most groan-and-forehead-slap-worthy on the market—offers a broad selection of humorous puns and quips. Organized by joke theme—from animals to holidays to technology—it includes more than a hundred illustrations, and even touches on some timely topics (“Because of the pandemic, they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship. It’s on paperview.”)
Download or read book Best Jokes 2014 written by Various authors and published by Editions Asap. This book was released on with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One hundred of hilarious and funny jokes ! Have fun and laugh!
Download or read book Bub written by Drew Bratcher and published by University of Iowa Press. This book was released on 2022-11-02 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nashville native Drew Bratcher writes musically about memory and memorably about music in uncommonly beautiful essays that announce the arrival of a major new voice. The title essay, a requiem in fragments, tells the story of a grandfather through his ear, comb, hands, El Camino, and clothes. Bratcher delivers a tough and moving tribute to a man who “went on ahead, on up the road, and then the road turned.” Elsewhere, Bratcher directs his attention to Johnny Cash’s looming presence over his childhood, the relative pain of red paper wasp stings, Dolly Parton’s generative homesickness, the humiliations and consolations of becoming a new father, the experience of hearing his name in a Taylor Swift song, and the mystifying hymns treasured by both his great grandmother and D. H. Lawrence. Seamlessly blending memoir and arts criticism and aiming at both the heart and the head, this is a book about listening closely to stories and songs, about leaving home in order to find home, and about how the melodies and memories absorbed along the way become “a living music that advances and prevails upon us at formative moments, corralling chaos into the simple, liberating stockade of verse, chorus, verse.”
Download or read book Planet Dog written by Sandra Choron and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2005 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: C.1 ST. AID B & T. 09-18-2007. $14.95.
Download or read book Ultimate Book of Jokes written by Scott McNeely and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2012-01-13 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether you re making a toast at a wedding, trying to break the ice at a party, or just want to make your boss giggle, the Ultimate Book of Jokes is the first and last resource you'll ever need. From road-crossing chickens and classic knock knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of over 1,500 jokes, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with 2-color line art throughout. Scott McNeeley, author of Ultimate Book of Card Games, mined decades worth of jokes to find chuckle-inducing punch lines for joke lovers of all stripes from yo mamma aficionados to naughty limerick connoisseurs.
Download or read book The Best Life List written by Dee Dee Clermont and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-12-18 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Which books belong on every woman's bookshelf? Can you really plan a safe solo vacation? How can you take control in any emergency? Finally, life's essential decisions and directions are gathered in one place! In this all-purpose guide to everything, you will find sage advice, practical tips, and fun solutions boiled down into 298 lists, including: Extend Your Life by Ten Good Years Work Smarter, Not Longer Dress Your Closet Well Know That He Loves You, Even If He Rarely Says It Make It Chic--On the Cheap! Thank People You Never Think of Thanking And so many more! No matter your job, lifestyle, or fashion taste, you can finally have all the secrets to living the good life in one book!
Download or read book Lovelines Lifelines written by James O. Beshears and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2003-11 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lifelines Lovelines is a collection of poetry that chiefly entertains and unexpectedly moves the soul. From witty to winsome, Jim's poems provide a look at life through eyes of one who speaks the truth as he sees it. His rhythmic musings can catch you off-guard with subjects ranging from pessimism to love, determination to agnosticism, and from elephants to prunes as the afterlife of plums. Nothing is more stirring, however, than the tender love lines addressed to his beloved, when "Three Dots Upon An Envelope" become a symbol of the many joys they have known. Pride and prejudice have never been more exposed as a thief of peace than in "New Yorkers May Roam Far Afield." and love, fidelity and faith overcome all obstacles to marital happiness in "When You Are Six And Forty." Lovelines Lifelines helps us reflect on life and other things we seldom pause to consider. Refreshing and thought-provoking, this little book will warm your heart and leave you wanting more.
