Download or read book A Tale of Two Titties written by Meg Vondriska and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2024-07-23 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the brilliantly funny (and rightfully furious) creator of the viral Men Write Women Twitter account, A Tale of Two Titties is a satirical guide to writing women like a bestselling male author. Let's face it, women's representation in literature really sucks. And that's mostly because of the male authors who write female characters like they're nothing more than playthings in their stories. Whether they have breasts like ripe peaches or curves like a racetrack, the literary ladies gracing the pages of bestselling books rarely serve a purpose beyond supporting a male character (or giving him something to fantasize about). But what are you supposed to do about it if you can't even get a foot (or, I guess, a boob) in the door? You beat them at their own game. In this hilarious yet incisive guide, you'll learn how to write women just like a bestselling male author—stereotypes, tropes, objectification, and all—so you can start dismantling the system from the inside. With thoughtful literary analysis, interactive exercises, and commentary that perfectly straddles the line between satirical hilarity and righteous indignation, A Tale of Two Titties is both an illuminating study of women's representation in literature and an absurd (yet accurate) guide to writing through the male gaze.
Download or read book A Tale of Two Titties written by Tanya Curran Brown and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'I have these firm tits as a rule (nothing to write home about) but a decent size and shape all the same, and they get better as the month progresses, but the day my period starts, my boobs die in the butt, decreasing by a full cup size or two. Okay, so I'm prone to exaggeration, but they do resemble the ones you see hanging off a dingo. So if a function is coming up and the outfit I have chosen requires my perky, full, Marilyn Monroe big'ns, you can bet your boots I'll have my post-menstrual Dingo tits...' By the narrative's end, Tanya has two brand new perky tits, but without nipples. They'll come later. In the meantime, there are always those stick-on ones you can buy in sex shops... Tanya Brown's gutsy in-your-face account of dealing with a highly aggressive form of breast cancer will make you laugh through the tears. Here is Dolly Parton stepping out of Steel Magnolias into Crocodile Dundee's shoes.
Download or read book My Tale of Two Titties written by Dr. Sherry A. Meltz and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2015-10-13 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a book about Thelma and Louise, and probably not the ones that may first come to mind. Thelma and Louise are the given names to my prosthetics post my breast cancer surgery. My diagnosis resulted in the removal of both breasts. This is not the "funny part." Although there are very few humorous accounts about cancer,(I know because I looked for some!), I felt it was time to journal humorous moments with family, friends with "the girls!" This is the finished product of those accounts. Thes
Download or read book A Tale of Two Titties written by Julien Michael Howells and published by . This book was released on 2017 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Download or read book Unbridled Hope written by Loree Lough and published by Whitaker House. This book was released on 2010-12-08 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Callie Roberts can't shake her sense of guilt for the steamboat explosion that killed most of her family. Micah Neville can't escape feeling obligated to protect the reputation of his cousin Dan. When he "inherits" a baby boy from a woman who claims Dan is the father, Callie steps in to help. Will their tragic pasts draw them closer or pull them apart?
Download or read book Thumbelina Tiny Runaway Bride written by Barbara Ensor and published by Schwartz & Wade. This book was released on 2008-12-30 with total page 159 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: HERE’S A CONTEMPORARY retelling of Andersen’s tale, revamped and fleshed out for today’s hip tweens. As she did in Cinderella (As If You Didn’t Already Know the Tale), Ensor re-imagines this classic, adding her own inimitable humor, flair, and stylish black-and-white silhouette spot illustrations. Thumbelina is that story most of us can’t quite remember. Okay, sure, it’s about a tiny girl just the size of your thumb. But did you know that her troubles (or adventures, if you prefer) begin when she begs her mother to let her sleep outside on the porch? And that in no time she is engaged to a frog, and then a mole, and even receives a proposal from a miniature king?
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Download or read book Destiny s Divas written by Victoria Christopher Murray and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-06-05 with total page 402 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Secrets, scandal, and sin abound in the private lives of popular gospel group Destiny’s Divas in this page-turning novel by the Essence bestselling author of The Personal Librarian and A Sin and a Shame. Sierra, Raine, and Liza are Destiny’s Divas, a fresh, new gospel group whose unique blend of singing and testifying has gained them fans across the country. They tell the world about how good God has been to them, but off-stage, each is living a life totally opposite to what she preaches—and each is harboring a secret that could ruin them all. Twenty-something Sierra Dixon speaks about the joy of being single and celibate, though she is anything but, drifting from one relationship to another. Although she stresses the importance of unconditional love within the family, Raine Omari has hit her breaking point with her mother-in-law and is ready to take drastic steps. And when Liza Washington discovers that her pastor-husband is in the middle of a scandal that could bring down more than just their ministry, she knows she must do something to stop him. One fateful evening their secrets are exposed, and one diva commits an act that could land her in prison for the rest of her life. Each has motive—who will crack?
Download or read book Greetings From Jamaica Wish You Were Queer written by Mari SanGiovanni and published by Bywater Books. This book was released on 2006-11-01 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Marie Santora comes from a volatile Italian family. But when she inherits her grandmother’s estate and everyone turns nice and caring, Marie knows it’s time to hit the road to Los Angeles, but not before one final family vacation. In Jamaica, Marie meets the woman who could change her life. But will she even talk to Marie after her family tells one too many of Marie’s secrets? Don’t miss this hilarious tale of lesbian love and family togetherness run amok. Greetings from Jamaica is a runner-up for the first annual Bywater Prize for Fiction.
Download or read book Timescanner written by Phil N. Good and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2002-01-11 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this awkwardly-paced thriller the future has gone amuck. A Christian group terrorizes the west. Boy Scouts are listed as a subversive hate group. Whooping cranes come back with a vengeance and are eating the Ridley turtles. The poles shift and the North Pole ends up in Libya. U.S. capitalists seek political asylum in Russia. Most Americans are in a stupor from their implanted entertainment systems/GPS locators. NASA mistakenly uses centimetres instead of astronomical units in a major space program. Some outlaw Linton clones accidentally knock a hole in the fabric of time and space. Finally a war breaks out between computers that completely gridlocks all electronic communication. Rapture comes but the massive amount of electronic noise interferes with the transmission so that most people are missed on the first try. What the future holds is unsettling and perhaps dangerously familiar! But in spite of all this, we still have the right to life, liberty and to file suit for unhappiness.
Download or read book The Success and Failures of Star Crossed Hearts written by Melanie Roman and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-01-14 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From attempted sonnets to lengthy love poems, Melanie has been exploring the world of poetry for years. Her poems are based on a multitude of themes from her disability to the ideals of basic sciences. She discovers a self satisfaction in writing them. Before you, there is a collection of various poems she has written over the course of three years. Each and everyone with its own meaning in it's realistic/fictitious universe.
Download or read book Journey to Destiny written by Edwin C. Briggs and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2010-12 with total page 726 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Journey To Destiny is the love story of two men, whose relationship spanned forty four years. As life partners, they shared an expedition of discovery; travel, financial success and failure, hardship, illness, tragedy, happiness, indiscretions and infidelities, but most of all, love. Respected for who they were, rather than what they were, their challenges were faced without prejudice or malice. Although Journey To Destiny is in many aspects an insight into the gay lifestyle, more importantly, it dissects the humor, adventure, heartache, devotion and commitment sustained during five decades. With unrelenting candor, the book is an intimate portrait into the reality of bi-polar disorder, Alzheimer's Disease, cancer, heart and lung disease; endured amidst happiness and heartbreak.
Download or read book What s Up Down There written by Lissa Rankin and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2010-09-28 with total page 398 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this funny, outrageous and empowering book, Dr. Lissa Rankin answers all the secret gynecological questions that most women wonder about, but have always been afraid to ask. Suppose you had a wise, warm, funny best friend-who just happened to be a gynecologist. You're out with the girls for cocktails and the conversation turns to sex, and then to girly parts. One by one, you start asking her all the questions you've secretly wondered about-and discover that you have a lot in common. If you were to write those questions down, then you'd have What's Up Down There?, a life-changing little book that answers: - Do old ladies have saggy vaginas? - How do male gynecologists have a sex life without feeling like they're stuck at the office? - Is it normal for your inner labia to hang out of your outer labia? - Can the baby feel its mom having sex during pregnancy? - How common is it for one's boobs to be two totally different sizes? And so much more! As outrageously funny as it is empowering, this book reveals how to love yourself and your body-and will have you recommending it to every woman you know. From off-the wall sex questions to serious topics of women's sexual health, What's Up Down There? provides answers to women of all ages and stages.
Download or read book Time And The Consequences written by Ian Meacheam and published by APS Books. This book was released on 2020-05-20 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A post-Ofsted novel. The sequel to 'An Inspector Called'.
Download or read book My Tale of Two Titties written by Sherry A. Meltz and published by Page Publishing, Incorporated. This book was released on 2015-07-08 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a book about Thelma and Louise, and probably not the ones that may first come to mind. Thelma and Louise are the given names to my prosthetics post my breast cancer surgery. My diagnosis resulted in the removal of both breasts. This is not the "funny part." Although there are very few humorous accounts about cancer, (I know because I looked for some ), I felt it was time to journal humorous moments with family, friends with "the girls " This is the finished product of those accounts. These "girls" have adorned everyone from drag queens to drama queens. They were discovered in the back yard when one of my dogs concluded that the left one looked more like a tennis ball. They have been discovered in my husband's glove compartment when he was stopped by a police officer. Reaching in for his license, there they were. I hope you enjoy sharing my remarkable journey with someone who needs to be reminded that laughter is, indeed, the best medicine of all.
