Download or read book A MisreadBible Christmas written by J. R. Eldridge and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-04-28 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Nativity During the reign of King Herod of Judaea, an unwed teenage virgin called Mary is impregnated with a magical baby by the Holy Spirit. She and her fianc� Joseph travel to Bethlehem for a preposterous census, and Mary has to give birth in a stable. Meanwhile, a group of stargazing magi, who have traipsed hundreds of miles after a star, inadvertently inform the king of Judaea of the Messiah's birth. Herod's Christmas Carol King Herod, the infamous baby massacring tyrant of the nativity, is recast as Scrooge. On the day that would come to be known as Christmas Eve, he is haunted by the ghost of his dead wife Mariamne who has come to deliver a warning. He is visited by three spirits who take him on a journey to his past, present, and future. Will the king heed the spirits' message and mend his ways, or will he forever be the villain that the Bible portrays him to be? Bonus Parodies of A Visit from St. Nicholas and a selection of Christmas carols, and some nativity themed tweets.
Download or read book MisreadBible Christmas written by Eldridge J. R. (author) and published by . This book was released on 1901 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The MisreadBible Book of Moses written by J. R. Eldridge and published by J. R. Eldridge. This book was released on 2021-01-06 with total page 351 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Four hundred years after their entry into Egypt, God’s chosen people have managed to get themselves all enslaved. How can the omnipotent creator of the Universe free his people from bondage and deliver them to the promised land? By sending a random shepherd with a speech impediment to repeatedly threaten Pharaoh, that’s how. In this satirical retelling of the biblical books of Exodus to Deuteronomy, the long-suffering Moses leads a tribe of grumbling Israelites through the desert whilst trying to appease a petulant deity who turns smitey at the drop of a hat. Will he ever reach the promised land? Will there be any Israelites left unsmitten by the time he gets there? And what exactly is the Lord’s beef with yeast anyway?
Download or read book The MisreadBible Gospel written by J. R. Eldridge and published by J. R. Eldridge. This book was released on 2022-01-14 with total page 404 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In first century Galilee, a humble carpenter is given some rather unusual news: he is the Son of God! Leaving his home, family, and carpentry business, Jesus of Nazareth travels to Peraea to learn the ways of the Dunker from his barmy hermit cousin John, who has a penchant for plunging people into water. Returning to Galilee, he calls together a posse of twelve random dudes and begins his father’s mission to preach the Kingdom of God (whatever that means). Along the way, he heals the sick, casts out demons, gives bizarre ranting sermons, and amasses a following. But little does he know that a much bigger destiny awaits him…
Download or read book Good Tidings of Great Joy written by Thomas Nelson and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2020-10-06 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Engage with the story of Jesus’ birth in a unique way that’s sure to become a treasured holiday tradition. His coming went unnoticed by most people, but it was foretold from ages past. His birth wasn’t announced by royal proclamation, but it was lauded by the angels of heaven. There were no servants to attend Him, but shepherds left their flocks and wise men left their homes to catch a glimpse of His glory. At Christmastime, we gather to celebrate the birth of Jesus, an event that forever changed our world—and the hearts of billions. And there’s no better way to get in the true Christmas spirit than to immerse yourself in the story of His coming. Good Tidings of Great Joy is the story of the first Christmas as told by the Bible. Every word comes from the New King James Version of the Scriptures, but elements have been arranged to create one unbroken narrative, ideal for reading. Thoughtfully designed, this book is the perfect addition to your holiday traditions. Read it together as a family or cozy up near the fireplace by yourself to reflect on the day that the Son of God left His heavenly throne to be placed in a humble manger. Features: • The complete story of the first Christmas as told in the Old and New Testaments • Full-color illustrated design, ideal for group reading with all ages • Index of verses cited for later study • Six bonus Christmas hymns to enhance family worship • Record section of family readings • Special removable advent calendar included
Download or read book The book of Christmas written by and published by . This book was released on 1909 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Book of Christmas written by Tyndale House Publishers Staff and published by . This book was released on 1999-09 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover the true meaning of Christmas Giving a gift to someone we love is one of life's special joys. We wait with great anticipation to see how our gift is received and to witness the pleasure it brings. The Book of Christmas tells the story of the greatest gift the world will ever know. It is the timeless story of God's never-ending love for the human race. As you read about God's gift of his only Son, discover how you can experience an everlasting relationship with God.
Download or read book Christmas the King James Version written by and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 1984 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Uses the words of the Gospels of Luke and Matthew to present the story of the birth of Jesus.
Download or read book The Glory of Christmas written by Max Lucado and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2009-10-12 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling Christmas classic now a Collector’s Edition with updated design and new authors! Max Lucado, Charles Swindoll, Anne Graham Lotz, and Henry & Richard Blackaby have combined their own touch of inspiration with the true Spirit of Christmas—the birth of Jesus Christ—and created this classic collection of stories and excerpts to be treasured for years to come.
Download or read book The Christmas Book written by James Reeves and published by . This book was released on with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Wonder of Christmas written by Peg Augustine and published by . This book was released on 2004-10 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A look at the Christmas story with emphasis on the "wonder" of the season. Each page begins "I wonder ..." and journeys chronologically from Mary and Joseph's trip to Bethlehem through the wise men's return home. This is followed by a short prayer and biblical text on each page."--Page 4 of cover
Download or read book The Christmas Book written by Franz Xaver Weiser and published by Omnigraphics Incorporated. This book was released on 1990-01-01 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Real Story of Christmas written by Willard Cleon Skousen and published by . This book was released on 1949 with total page 16 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book God with Us written by John F. MacArthur and published by Zondervan Publishing Company. This book was released on 1989 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Describes the true meaning of Christmas and examines how the holiday is in danger of erosion due to an effort to secularize and mythologize it.
Download or read book The Christmas Baby written by Janice Kramer and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Arch Books tell popular Bible stories through fun-to-read rhymes and bright illustrations. This book retells the story of the birth of Jesus (Luke 2).
Download or read book Cosmic Christmas written by Max Lucado and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 1997 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Envisions a confrontation between God and Satan when God decides to save the peoples of the world by sending his son to redeem them.
Download or read book The Light of Thy Childhood Again written by Boyd K. Packer and published by Shadow Mountain. This book was released on 1997-01-01 with total page 8 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
